Never skip foreplay

VincintheG

Compliment her mother

9 years ago |

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NotDaveGrohl

Whisper into ass, lick eyes.

9 years ago |

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auxiliary

Grow old and die with her.

9 years ago |

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xoXODaRealRunawayPhanOXox

Don't throw a coin into the well.

8 years ago |

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RooplePooples

Give her a small loan of a million dollars

9 years ago |

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FlexiMexi

Rub toes with elbows

9 years ago |

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putski

Sort out her recyclables.

9 years ago |

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nefariousailurophile

This was on the front page, like, today

9 years ago |

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EddieValiantBettylongtimenosee

Just say those 3 little words...I will pay

9 years ago |

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RandyTheDancer

Accurate.

9 years ago |

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iwasmadetobelievetherewouldbeflan

God I hope none of these people ever have a non-Tumblr sexual partner

9 years ago |

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mastamage

They never have any.....

9 years ago |

4

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lumpyspaceprincess222

You'd definitely get some if you paid my taxes!

9 years ago |

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andtherestofheavenwasblue

Aerate her lawn

9 years ago |

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OccasionalPunctuation

I'm gonna need more than 3 bases to keep track of these here...

9 years ago |

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DjMcCaslin

Send her inapporpiate pictures. Possibly of other people

9 years ago |

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TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn

Shave her tongue.

9 years ago |

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BiIICosby

Buy her a milk crate

9 years ago |

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eilletane

All these can be taken for sexual innuendos.

9 years ago |

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h4rr1s0n

Cut her steak into sizable pieces

9 years ago |

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KarakLohr

You animal!

9 years ago |

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h4rr1s0n

[NSFW]

9 years ago |

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pentaWham

Rotate her 90 degrees

9 years ago |

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kaIashnikobe

CW or CCW?

9 years ago |

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kaIashnikobe

CW or CCW?

9 years ago |

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pentaWham

First one, then the next.

9 years ago |

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