Anakin Stop Panakin Meme Dump

Jan 14, 2018 12:53 PM

SonOfASaint

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Vader having made C3P0 does help explain why he didn't just destroy him when he had the chance and it made no logical sense for him not to.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Man I’m really not a fan of Vader being called “extra” and a “drama queen”

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Drama king!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#08: Jedi mind tricks only work on people dumber than you

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Oh well that explains it. Pre-Sith Anakin was kinda dumb.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Tumbler always puts more thought and care into these things than the writers do. I wish star wars was as fleshed out as tumbler makes it out

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

well it is that flushed out, from a certain point of view

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This was great. As a star wars fan almost all of this spoke to me

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same. One of the greatest SW scenes for me though is when they don’t speak... the Ruminations of Padme is the most heart felt scene imo.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anakin/Vader is a favorite character of mine. So conflicted. They just didn’t handle him great in the prequels. Clone wars did him justice

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love how that one person is treating the the Jedi were ignoring Anakin's emotions like some sort of revelation. It's why most fall, imo.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 is a pictoral synonym of the creater of the Titanic taking a selfie with the Titanic.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So you're calling Rey and Kylo a ship that was destined to be sunk?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn't Luke and/or Leia have asked the ghosts about their mother? I mean, Anakin and Obi Wan were dead, but not that dead.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In spanish, The Last Jedi was translated to Los Ultimos Jedi, which kinda killed the ambiguity and suspense. Poor, poor spaniards.

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8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have no idea why this is cracking me up so much.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I don't know where those lines come from, but this is fucking glorious.

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

What?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There is no spoon.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I've been laughing at this for 8 minutes now...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't get the joke help me

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Princess POWERFIST

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The clones would be totally down with that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, the first time you see Obi Wan smile in the prequels is when he makes a bad pun about negotiations being short. :P

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is just highlighting to me why the new movies suck

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't ask for some feels with my dump

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Or George hadn't written her yet.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also gonna point out that in Vader's comics, the people of Naboo remember and revere her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually she wasn't. In the EU R2-D2 tells them about their mother. In the New Canon Leia learned about her from Bail.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Implying Tumblr would get into actual supernerd mode and read a bazillion comics instead of just pretending to be supernerds. *tips fedora*

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Implying mundane nerds wouldn't do intense research to win an argument

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm admittedly not caught up on all the New Canon stuff, but Bloodline makes it clear that Bail never got to tell her that Padme was her mom

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's one of those minor contradictions cause she mentions it in the Leia comics, when she goes to Naboo and wears Padme's clothes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the Leia comics she has a vision of a stain glass window of Padme on Naboo moving to look at her, but she doesn't understand it at (1/6)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the time. She doesn't change outfits on Naboo in that comic at all; you may be confusing that with the Leia: Princess of Alderaan (2/6)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in the EU, R2-D2 would have never told them about Padmé, but he had an age-related seizure which caused him to show them the recordings.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, thanks for clearing that up. Which comic was that? It wasn't Dark Empire, but it was around that time in-universe IIRC.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not a comic, and so much later. The Dark Nest novel trilogy, 30 years after Endor. Keeping R2 from erasing the recordings was a plot point.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh god that's right. Dark Nest was not one of my favorite parts of the EU.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nobody will read this but #8 is wrong. Anakin uses a mind trick in season one episode 22 of Star Wars the Clone Wars at 11:19

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a hard time believing that there isn’t a button on the side of Vader’s chest plate for fog.

8 years ago | Likes 369 Dislikes 0

It's on there right next to the "vibrate" button.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While I can easily believe that Vader can shut off his lights without shutting off everything else on a whim. It's called cloaking, people.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I mean, he has a cloak to literally do it with.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I imagine one of his interfaces is devoted entirely to dramatic effects.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Master, I need to install a new function on my suit" "If it's another fucking fog machine I swear I will throw you back in the volcano"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is a button for disco lights and lasers, but it is very rarely used.

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

I now want to watch that scene from Rogue One with disco music playing. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Staying Alive. Staying Alive...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Talk about drama; Palpatine literally threw pieces of himself while he was fighting Yoda.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WTF is an Extra™?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

short for extravagant.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sort of the opposite of being basic

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

someone who is very dramatic

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Re watch episode two if you can stomach it and tell me there wasn't some mind tricking involved in that love story.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

ep2 summary: anakin, stop that you creepy fuck. anakin, stop that you creepy fuck. anakin, stop that you creepy fuck. anakin, I love you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly! I'd even say it wasn't his intention. Just loved her so much and so strong in the Force he subconsciously mind tricked her.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the audience being mind tricked into hanging around.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

He wasn't in space when his cape was billowing. He was descending into a cave. Other guy's hair was flowing too like 100 yards away

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Numbers for Commenting: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

On mobile browser, the numbers don't link anything, so I was very confused for a minute

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use the iOS App on mobile and it works. I haven’t tested Safari. Do these work on other OS apps at least?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 #27 #28 #29 #30 #31 #32 #33 #34 #35 #36 #37 #38 #39 #40 #41 #42 #43 #44 #45 #46 #47 #48 #49 #50

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

God bless you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Doin God's work

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

i-string-a-bunch-of-words-together-like-this-because-i-can't-write-like-a-normal-person-or-make-jokes-without-being-quirky

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

That's actually because of how tumblr tagging works. Not some conscious "I like typing this way" thing

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For the person saying Padme is forgotten, Battlefront 2 is Cannon, and it implies that imbetween 6-7 Leia becomes Princess/Queen of Naboo.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

No; Leia was on Naboo, sure, but the "princess" title was a holdover from Alderaan.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That doesn't necessitate a link between the 2 people, the queenship is democratically elected not inherited. Maybe the Naboo just like her?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leia gave up being a Princess of Alderaan (which was a hereditary title), I really doubt she was interested in a Naboo title.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The new BF2 or old?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

New one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I don't wanna be a drag but just cause space is a vacuum doesnt mean there weren't particles hitting Vader's Cape to make it wave

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Also, the cape waving was on a planet. I assume it had an atmosphere since nobody needed a breathing apparatus. So it could have been wind

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

also momentum is still a thing fabrics in space tend to flap around even with slight movement because there's no air resistance to stop them

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah I wanted to add this but I was too lazy to make another comment and yet here I am

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The U.S. flag on the moon?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

exactly

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss SW: the clone wars...

8 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

Its such an amazing series. Im half way through Rebels S1, and i miss SW: Clone Wars.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Rebels S2 is more like clone wars, especially the end, but overall I still like clone wars much more

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This dump makes me wish they could have finished it in all its intended glory

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I miss Star Wars before it became Disney Wars.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

I certainly don't. The EU was a goddamn clusterfuck.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

There were admittedly some bad books, but I enjoyed almost all of them *cough*Children of the jedi and Splinter of the minds eye*cough*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least it was fun

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I enjoyed a lot of the EU. You seem to have hit all the bad parts.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All sith are dramatic its and it's partially where their power comes from. The more you fear them the stronger they become. Its the sith way

8 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Caedus in Legends once walked down a corridor towards a room guarded by Stormtroopers... destroyed their helmet visor HUDs with the 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Force, blinding them, then casually deflected any blind fire that got too close. When he reached them, he grabbed the commander by the 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

throat, slammed him against the wall (slightly too high for the guy to reach the floor) and told him "I'm entering this room". One of 3/4

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Sorry, but this is going to bug me for literally minutes if I don't save you from it the next time. It should be: 1/4, 2/4, 3/4, etc.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

That only works when you know how long it'll be before writing... guess I could write 1/n 2/n 3/n /end or something, else.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the troopers behind him raised his weapon, but Caedus just told him "please don't" without turning around, then entered. So yeah, dramatic.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

This sounds amazing, but I don't remember this happening at all, and I've read the series twice. When did it happen?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least he's polite...

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

User name checks out

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