ExtremeVaginalSprayer
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Mar 2, 2017 5:10 AM
ExtremeVaginalSprayer
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buprof
Nice username.
AndreTheHunter
Horus175
It's real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five
AndreTheHunter
NuclearChimichangas
Traen0k
But does she?
transientarchitect
I had to refresh my app to make sure it wasn't stuck on yesterday's reposts.
DogmeatIsAGoodDog
tangopianista
ForThousandsOfYears
"Victim misses"
AndreTheHunter
TheGoodGoat
Without the finger guns, there's no point
ItsCleatusFeller
Can someone replace this with Joe Biden instead?
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
Does Wikipedia have a source for this so-called "Down Low, Too Slow" procedure?
bonald9056
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five#.22Too_slow.22
ONoMyCabbages
Theoriginalfamilyguy20171
+1 for user name
gloriahole
Finger guns? Huh, I've been doing it wrong
bjhallDONE
The first smile of a new day, for that I thank you. In my day it went - "Gimmie five, other side, hit the hole, brother soul! "
Balthazarblake
Victim enacts REVENGE
SaucyFineBolognaFactory
what about "gimme 5" and "on the side"?
imakesoft
MrHotboy
Why isn't finger guns the symbol for finger bang ? Anyone ?
GeorgeGeef
The best joke description on Wikipedia is the one for "pull my finger:" "A mark is asked to pull the finger of the joker, who 1/2
GeorgeGeef
simultaneously farts so as to suggest a causal relationship between the two events." 2/2
zellar2020
Well you're not getting laid tonight congrats.
VetteofSD
arbsbuhpuh
Stolen from FP. At least wait a day or two...
ThatsWhatSheSed
Seriously...
Lacce
I love your name.
ExtremeVaginalSprayer
Lacce
JumpedtheGun
How extreme we talkin'? Like, set up a side show to wow an audience kind of extreme? Could be rakin' in the bucks.
JumpedtheGun
How do you feel about ping pong balls?
testedmetal
+1 for additional finger guns
Biigs
Ha totally. the finger guns really drive this joke.
goddamngenius
They are no addition. They are mandatory.
JumpedtheGun
Everything is better with finger guns. Everything.
IronCretin
goddamngenius
Gunfights. Anal sex. Tennis. Getting mugged in the dark alley behind the strip club you didn't go if your wife asks why you even were there.
JumpedtheGun
Now this guy knows how to party.
goddamngenius
I try my best, sir, and see where it takes me.
JumpedtheGun
You're either headed to Pound Town or the morgue. Godspeed.