My Cake day. First thing I ever favorited.

Jul 10, 2017 9:00 PM

bradjayharris

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gets you right in the feels

A hospital doesn't stock the universal donor blood, operate without stored blood, & takes a donation from a kid & can't explain it to him.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Up yours for imaginatuon

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

can hospitals even ask a small child to donate blood?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is this still floating around? I heard this story 30 years ago.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take glurge that never happened for $200, Alex.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

And that blood was barack obama

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Thanks for sharing!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Hey I got that blood type, I believe.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Me too! Let's be blood buddies.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O really? B serious.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ANOTHER SACRIFICE FOR THE BLOOD GOD

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 1

I love this so much. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is an old urban legend. May actually have true.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And at the end a shiny rainbow came out of his arse

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love how no one believes the story but it's still on fp.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hate to be that guy (actually, I love it) but this all seems like bullshit.

8 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 9

I've heard this on a religious story thing they gave me at this school I went to for 3rd grade, call the number hear a story

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You're not 'that guy' since basically everyone in the comments has said it too.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

I first read this in an email I received on my aol account. That little boy would be old enough to have his own misinformed child

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Eh when I said it there was only some guy burbling on about how he wasn't crying. You know, in usersub, rather than FP newest first.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wouldn't both the parents be O- too?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yep.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not necessarily? idk

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist, the kids were adopted.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that boy, was Albert Einstein. And then the whole bus stood up and clapped. etc.

8 years ago | Likes 845 Dislikes 35

I just stood up and clapped.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

funny, this is an internet story i believe and yet this is top comment

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

He actually grew up to be the Unabomber.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Obama was there

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

We know this because it was well covered by Brian Williams of NBC.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was Abe Lincoln.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

That was his sister

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's who Albert Einstein grew up to be

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And thanks to him black women can drive school buses to the soup kitchen for the young prince's bar mitzvah at the local Deja Vu strip club.

8 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 5

This. This story I like

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This comment gets better the more I read it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And then Bill Maury looked up and said no ones gonna believe you.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

So trump built a wall that kept everyome safe from the mexican fire-breathing skull-eating anal-raping roosters

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

What a rollercoaster of emotion this Oscar winning screenplay has been.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And the they all fucked

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

What kind of hospital operates (assuming non-emergency) on someone without having any blood ready?

8 years ago | Likes 329 Dislikes 11

what idiots lead someone to believe they will die if they donate blood.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

Maybe it wasn't in a first world country.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Australia sometimes has emergency calls for specific blood types, especially coming up to holiday periods.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All stories don't start with once upon a time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dentist Office

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unexpected complication causing a bleed requiring emergency transfusion

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some blood types are rarer than others. I knew a guy in high school with a rare type, the was paid a few hundred bucks to donate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Holistic hospitals rarely use blood, most times the patients hold a crystal

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 6

I live for these comments

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

O- is quite rare. I have it. I had an operation when I was a kid and it took weeks to get the blood necessary

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not really rare, but used often. I'm O- and I'm constantly called to donate blood. It's safest to use when you don't know a person's type.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just read their tinder prof - oh OK

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The St. Urbane Legend Hospital

8 years ago | Likes 334 Dislikes 2

Ah, yes, under the supervision of Dr. Pointwhore.

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

I hear he's a little bit of a faggot. Not that I've met him personally.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

However, I do know his mother very well. Very, very well.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They didn't do the surgery until they had the blood they needed. Come on, use your brain for once

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 5

Nice +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't. The hospital didn't have any brains to spare for me to have one to use.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's like cooking. Except instead of "aww I forgot to buy butter" it's "oh shit I forgot to pick up blood"

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's a blood type that can only receive blood of its own type and is the closest thing to a universal donor type we got. Tends to run out

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

O- is very rare, not all hospitals readily stock it.

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 13

I'm O- get called every week to donate platelets. Unfortunately I can only make in in about twice a month.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Well, fuck. I faint at the thought of anything piercing my skin and have been debating donating blood. I'm O-. Damn it...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It seems like the kind they'd most readily stock, since anyone can use it in a pinch.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

its the kind they WANT to most readily stock. Its also super rare though

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Surely they can have it delivered in advance before the operation right? Not sure how those things work exactly as I'm no doctor.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Sometimes they don't full type match early enough so they have to wait or reschedule surgery. Source: Happened last week for my patient.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe she was in the ER and needed the transfusion so they didn't have it readily available.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

or maybe its the internet

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was my guess.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

O- is the universal doner. Not super rare (7%), but gets used a lot if they don't know a person's blood type in emergencies.

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

Doner Kebab.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

But the key thing here is that while O- can be given to anyone, people with O- can only receive O- blood.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

I think most hospitals/blood banks have at least a bit O-, especially if they have a trauma bay.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0