FinestDesperation
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Aug 9, 2020 8:23 AM
FinestDesperation
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Fairdinkums
You're dreaming, son.
aspiringgamedev
soon tm
Bergman777
Are you Weinering, son?
PrinceCharlesvx
I feel like 19inches is over kill. You are not getting anything done during sex mate
pugcashingout
How much is it in football fields?
fennecbutt
I'm gonna make a character with furry augmentations and a doggy dick and you can't stop me.
AppleShrapnel
V? More like D, amirite?
Srcsqwrn
This isn't a thing is it?
FabulousBadass
More like 36DDD anime tiddies
The13thDude
Both
DMVanDarkholme
Son.
skillerious
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pcgamer.com/uk/amp/cyberpunk-2077-features-customizable-genitals/
QuackQuackPontiac
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Is this real or parody? Please don't make me Google "Cyberpunk 2077 penis length" to find out
suddennr1
Oh it's real.
Metalbawkses
100% real
erithr
I plan on having the smallest penis so that when I get mad ingame and go on a rampage people can say. must be his small penis.
AlexanderElcazorro
No no, Son. If you're going horse, it needs more bulging veins on it.
draconyum
https://pa1.narvii.com/6279/b103ac924c641dd362a7bdec6f29990b9ca14c12_hq.gif
OrangelightingZAZAZING
This was me looking at cigarette pack titties in Duke Nukem Forever when my dad walked in
gibsonbenusarmy
Is 2077 actually the new release date?
LordPics
Nah, it's been delayed until '91 for additional gameplay improvements. OG preorders have been upgraded with adult diapers and Ensure.
smashpro1
Absolutely massive girth, raisinette testicles.
NOYLL
No need to assume it's girthy. Make it 19" long but only half-inch diameter. Hit em with that spaghetti dick.
Calihan87
Theres a vine out there, the guy says "Hey it's me, ya boy, uhh, skinny penis"
Toffeeaccident
Mono-dong
JoeyJoJoJrShabadoo7
Why do people think Cyberpunk will have all this game breaking customization?
Metalbawkses
I hope it's like some games that have crazy amounts of customization, but only allow FP play
Homek
Because we already *saw* it. We *know* that there will be genital customization ...
JoeyJoJoJrShabadoo7
I heard someone say they cant wait to get their own motorbike engine sounds, like who said that would be a thing
friendlyneighbourhoodcannibal
Cd project red did say you can customise your genitals specifically
skillerious
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pcgamer.com/uk/amp/cyberpunk-2077-features-customizable-genitals/
BanishedBook
Screamed the stable boy
TypedThisWithMyPenis
Nice. I laughed so hard the 1st time I read that...and also the next 47 times. Hell imma go find it and laugh again.
BanishedBook
;) https://i.imgur.com/VN0yW7A
Metalbawkses
jaffa5
Said the Stable master
pegina
GayLad158
That’smyfetish.gif
Pootisborn
positiveleroy
AnElectrifyingMan
TheMythologicalMan
Futa
flavivsaetivs
*Me customizing my*
raindirve
NicolaVison
Same plan
jennym123
flavivsaetivs
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Oh shit i just remembered you can actually do that ima be a big titty dicky goth
PGTipsMonkeh
What a world we live in
sophiadalke
sophiadalke
bril350
Sauce?
sophiadalke
Idk lol, I'm not a weeb I just collect stuff to use
MarunAlister256
Shimoneta.
MoonMoon89
I think it counts as a melee weapon...
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
10-15 counts as melee. 16+ is short distance ranged.
wadatahmydamie
Ah the ol’ Turkey Whip - the exact same weapons the Egyptians used on the Israelites. Source: Ezekiel 23:20
linearcore
It's cyberpunk. There is no guarantee it's made of flesh anymore.
ActionJohnnie
Girth bonus +2
ikilledvestein
A club or a whip depending on...you know.
HalloIamherenow
You may want to duck, cause I'm about to turn left and I don't want to smack you with my dick!!!
Hashbrown123
Marick2Die
Is that the Witcher dick-whipping someone with a dildo staff in GTAV?
Hashbrown123
Nah, that's just Saints Row the 3rd.
Stinkpickle77
Idk man, mines more like a 2H Man-Serpent Greatsword.
ikilledvestein
With stinky buff?
PGTipsMonkeh
Remember to wash your gent, lads
DYLANLEE79
Why only 19 inches?
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
Because it hasn't been modded yet.
jayman0123
Just being realistic
MatthewJohnsona
20+ is a trip hazard.
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
I wanna use it like a club flick my leg to expand and swipe
cheeseguy3412
Because the other eleven still have to fit inside pants. There's no dimensional pocket option. Yet.
wintercoat
At 20 inches it becomes a heavy weapon and requires different stats.
Bubbells
Any more than 9-10 seems excessive if the girth stays proportional
kibateo
Don't want to scratch the chrome tip while walking
JinXLeD
The restrictions on the player character was set to a female, and there’s no female armour that would fit anything larger.
secretdpp
Is this legit or sarcasm.
JinXLeD
I happen to like silly jokes, but I’m not sure if it qualifies as either.
MarySkadi
Sky's the limit.
banana4scaIe
I want to upvote but 69 likes
GnomeDeGuerre
Skye's rim belong to the Nords
DoomyDoomyDoom
That's no man's skye
nickmuj
I thought of a different Skye
Keeban
Triggerd dark elves
DMVanDarkholme
Because it lowers your stats in speed and stealth all that cyberdong comes with a weight :^D
dominiklapierre360
Yea but can be a great distraction tool
jspig03
Melee capabilities go through the roof though.
res20stupid
But also has the increase chance of taking a critical hit.
Apc00
19 inches of pure bludgeoning damage
chrisjfinlay
“Y’all better duck, because I’m about to turn left and I don’t want to hit you with my dick”
PGTipsMonkeh
"Bitch. I'm adorable."
BigTex1
JinXLeD
But only when your character gets aroused
WeHavePi
Joke's on you, my character has ED.
Howareyounow
That's my secret cap, I'm always aroused
JinXLeD
hoopsnek
Are you winning, son?
LittleWheelsAndCactuss
Aye aye captain!
Crayfish1776
*smashes desk and seizes computer
skillerious
My dad used to say that to anything I was doing! Mowing the grass, fixing something, playing games. Forgot about it. Thank you.
Vitconduck
Absolutely
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
Yes faddah
somethingsomethingusernamey
No, he's fighting and losing. Seem to enjoy it tho...
MasterElements
At the moment of this comment, your comment had 1337 points, nice.
hoopsnek
leet comment
PlacentaEaters
burninator2
couldhavebeenabaggins
EchoOfSnac
KindofaBadPerson
*Sets the slider to max length.* Yes.
koops
“It’s all about width width!”-some guy in deuce bigalow
HorsefaceBeeguy
BURNtheZEPPELIN
HedonistBeard
If 19 inches isn't already max length then I hope you have a real deep attraction to railroad tunnels.
SpookyPillows
Meep meep
Metalbawkses
Everyone knows it's girth that matters.
KindofaBadPerson
I'll slide that to max too. She's going to look like she's smuggling a log.
Metalbawkses
The dick just makes it better
The13thDude
I truly hope there are futa and trap romance options
tg2222222
Max length, minimum girth. The ol' pencil..
KindofaBadPerson
The ol' shoestring peepe.
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
I genuinely feel sorry for people with dicks like that luckily ive never met someone like that
KaiaPaws
Minimum length maximum girth. The Battering Ram.
goodolechefmike
nah thats called the tuna can
OneOrTwoQuestions
Thought it was the cheese wheel
tg2222222
Chode.