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desertrat
Dear Canada, Though some of us tease you at times, know that we love you very much. Sincerely, USA.
HopelessBlaggard
As a Canadian, I once ran over a kids skateboard.We apologized for damaging each other property for 10 minutes, shook hands, and walked away
donttouchmepls
Username is FINALLY relevant!
buttfondler
canadian graffiti http://cdn5.movieclips.com/mgm/c/canadian-bacon-1995/0083208_8455_MC_Tx360.jpg
Iloathwinter
I don't believe nr 6 is from Canada, there's no apology for useing the F-word,
LiddellSuite
Sometimes I do get upset by these stereotypes, but then I remember how nobody on my street locks their doors.
baciandrio
exactly!
MrsLovettsMeatPies
Just to be specific, that was a Canadian PHYSICS problem. Speaking of physics, do Canadians ever apologize to gravity when they trip?
movingrightalong
We even have our own Superhero ... He's called "Sorry, man!" http://imgur.com/vuSKG
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqg8YLHlQJc
BitchImCanadian
Oh, Canada.
LovelyMoody
Terre de mes aïeux..
pennstateproud936
Not gonna lie...I'd fall for that trap
madouc
Haha - Vancouver buses not in service flash "sorry" - it makes me think of Imgur everytime I see one :)
WARHAMMER405
CATA in Lansing Michigan does that with their buses too. The signs will say "Not In Service, Sorry".
WhatzitTooya
TIL: I should move to Canada, if this is okay with you.
StamosatmyFuneral
Middle East joke: "Knock Knock." "No, it is you who is wrong."
ThorTheGod
I say bull crap about the moos riding, but otherwise 1 +
aspgrabber
Canadian Fastfood -- You couldn't get a picture of a Harvey's or Tim Horton's?
barryzuckerkorn
You’re road-tripping down the Trans-Canada Hwy, you get a hunger on between Milverton and Wawa; where you gonna strap on a feed bag, huh?
barryzuckerkorn
Harvey’s! Over 12,000 served!
tuqueo
White River A&W, where they remember you many years later and what you ordered.
sergiochaotik
As a canadian, I always feel threatened by these stereotypes, but they're so true :3
ohmygoshihavecake
I feel you. I get all angry and then just laugh cos it's stupid lol
darakna
No one was doing it so there it is: Momentum force = Mass * Velocity [kg * m / s]. F1=4.025; F2=0.38*V2;F1=F2;V2=F1/(M1+M2)=4.025/0.38 [1/2]
SuperSwiss
Good ole conservation of momentum. Thanks, man.
darakna
Velocity of the puck and octopus is 10.59 m/s [2/2]
ran1992
As someone who hasn't taken physics in a few years, thank you
TzimisceBeast
As an American living in Canada, all of these are absolutely true.
conah
apparently the octopus thing happens. http://redwings.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=43781
pennstateproud936
Thats the joke mate
WeepingAngelsReallyScareMe
I see that Detroit joke in the math problem OP!
MarsMan84
Hey Hey Hockeytown!
youretackyandihateyou
Fuck yeah, Red Wings.
WeepingAngelsReallyScareMe
Fuck yeah!
fishpockets
I scrolled down hoping someone had already pointed this out <3
tsx09
Detroit is basically North Windsor.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Regardless, they're both horrible places
PraiseAzathoth
As a canadian, I once hit a kid with my bike.I got up immediately to apologize. but before I could do anything, he was saying sorry to me.
tuqueo
As a Canadian we all curse like sailors but don't put any meaning behind it.
LooneyKartoony
As a Canadian, BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER. If you cannot, be polite. That works too :)
Silenceisbliss
*High Fives*
Steady
I'm Canadian and I actually got a wrong number text and ending up having a friendly convo!
HappyCapybara
Amen!
xZora
The octopus math problem isn't Canadian. The tradition is for the Detroit Red Wings.
TheCaptainWalrus
Nah it is it was in their standardized testing a while back, my best buddy(Lived and went to HS in Canada) Showed me his prep booklets.
brassknucklenerd
In fairness, as a Torontonian, I have only ever been to 2 NHL games, both in Detroit!
1999eclipse
I saw it in my HS physics book in the Southeastern US. Needless to say, we were like, "huh?"
dontbeupsettihavesomespaghetti
As I Canadian, I always wondered if it was possible to ride a moose. I now know it is. yiiiiissssss
Luperion
In Soviet Canada, moose rides you.
357nb
I wanna live in Canada! Can someone adopt me? I'm 30 years old and have a beard.
canuckfanatic
I'm 19 and have a beard as well, but I think I can legally adopt you here.
valerium
I'm a 29 years old Canadian woman... Hi!
Lim090
Well hello there :)
Steady
As a Canadian, alright! As long as you're okay with maple syrup with every meal. You'll get used to it.
Whyistherebaconinthesoap
Deal! A beard will help you survive the coming winter.
weetato
we like beards here. they make tiny icicles in the winter.
anythinganything
not really Canadian cause this post was not available in French, a lawsuit to follow soon
OhNoItsAGhost
That made me laugh
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
LOL take my upvote! XD
GourmetChemist
Only if posted in Quebec.
ScootyPuffSr
Pour l'Imgur en français, appuyez sur "Alt" et "F4" simultanément.
anythinganything
I almost tried but then I was... je comprende en francais
mollyeileen
Well shit... I understand French but not computers
jrau18
I understand computers and very little French. Not enough French to understand that, but more than enough computers. Can confirm it's legit.
weeewoooweeewoooweeeewooooooooo
Further proof that the only bad Canadian is a Quebequois
weeewoooweeewoooweeeewooooooooo
Québécois*
genrecomme
You should meet an 18 years old drunk Ontarian...
weeewoooweeewoooweeeewooooooooo
I was one 4 years ago
genrecomme
You must've been awful ;)
CallThisAUsername
So they're well-educated and they do their best with what they have, be it snow, mooses or stereotypes-loving neighbours ? For shame...
YoureAWolfBoy
I think I should move to Canada.
Steady
We'd be pleased to have you living here, eh! :D
heisaner
I don't think they're being shamed, not all stereotypes are negative!
HiggsBosonorGSpot
Pretty sure if it's one or a bunch, we use just plain "moose" ...Sorry...
jrau18
It's not Meese?
aTurgidKnave
I believe it's "Moosen" as in "I saw a flock of moosen."
Daffodildoe
Meese! goose turns to geese and moose turn to meese
tokenn
"a flock of moosen"
HiggsBosonorGSpot
And I raaaan..I ran so far away.....
CallThisAUsername
My bad man, didn't know that. English isn't my first language so I still make that kind of mistake from time to time. I'll remember it !
HiggsBosonorGSpot
And sometimes "Meese"...Hah...
CallThisAUsername
Now c'mon Canabros, get your shit together at least on that one matter -_-'
SigPistols
Goose=Geese Moose=Meese. It checks out
eyeslight
Seems like an awesome place. If it weren't a frozen wasteland of bears and moose, I'd move there in a heartbeat.
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
It's ok, the igloos are really quite warm
Silenceisbliss
Whistler Mountain and Jasper are gorgeous in all seasons. A definite must visit. Just don't go too far North and you should be ok.
bandan
it isnt in the summer (facepalm)
CheesePataflafla
Lies and propaganda!
BitchImCanadian
Seriously. The summer heat is awful, how do you not hear about the yearly crisis when we all lose our igloos from the heat?!
bandan
http://gyazo.com/ea1cb4c0dcd383e50ded0122eb183a2a thats a street view of my town in ontario....
thefriendzoner
Where the ever living fuck is there still a Taco Bell?! Sorry for swearing.
bandan
depends on where you live I guess
eyeslight
Clearly photoshoppped! I'm not falling for your nefarious lies @bandan!
bandan
alllrighty then search it up for your self youll see
goatsongoats
As a Canadian i can confirm.
paddymcnasty
as an American, I fucking love you glorious bastards.
LANrover
hello fellow Canadian!
ZacharyChandler
Reckon its time to move to Canada then.
AcadianBacon
Heeeeey, how's it going guys? :D
LANrover
nice username!
AcadianBacon
Thanks! :3
DorthLous
And now I say "Hi, me too!", you get exited, "...from Québec", I get shunned...
LANrover
m'excuse, salut mon ami franco!
DorthLous
Lol, no need to apologize, I was kidding. But you have to admit, the East/West hate as got to go, it shames us all.
LANrover
... I live in Ontario ;)
4ever
Amen Quebecois brother or sister!