Dec 1, 2020 12:41 PM
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Complinitor
This cat is LORG.
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
I believe this is "oh lawd he comin" on the CHONK chart
flack9099
That's an abused cat
Justme127001
Please tell me, it has just learnt to trust you after being in a bad home and now you will go on with giving it cuddles + a proper diet.
DJEvilBunny
Please put that cat on a diet.
waznewz
Poor cat, that is abuse... ?
Musicmonkay
That’s not a cat, that’s a couch cushion with ears
NowYouAreMine
No, no that's a raccoon... they're supposed to be that size
thisguyonline1988
She's gonna throw her back out.
SmokyDoggg
Hefty chonko
boxak
Pray that he doesn’t decide to sit on you while you sleep. Might not wake up again.
TotallyNotASnail
r/GirlsWithHugePussies
reitza9
Absolute Unit
Darkspire
Chonkus Maximus
KhajiitIsPleased
This is not cute. Morbidly obese animals have severely shortened live spans and poor quality of living. Stop glorifying it as cute.
CatShapeShifter
Idk man. I think he's adorable but still needs to go on a hell of a diet. The ideas can coexist
ThickMilky
That’s no cat. That’s a groundhog in a cat suit. Can’t fool me.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
You spelled Manatee wrong.
Dorgorth
I thought it was a wombat in all honesty.
freewaydog
Womcat
YoureABlizzardMary
That’s not a cat...that’s a Flerken!
Thesonshade
Naw, it's 3 small dogs in a cat suit.
TCGView
Oh, Lawd! He needs a diet!
hnngh
This...this is a wombat right?
lichenit
Yes, there's most likely at least one or more wombat in that huge cat
BeerBatteredandBold
I thought so, but you never really can tell.
Defiantly looks like a fancy wombat!
It's defiance is definitely fancy.
TonyAyoMitch
What an absolute unit. Would absolutely snuggle.
chichiFregiLover
diet, please.
jolem53
I don’t like when cats are overweight.
Myothercarisadelorean
HeyWhaddaya
Super Chonk.
r0bber
WinsOverLosses
EmsTekTube
Wolfyrion
Chonkemon !
that300ZXguy
That cat ate an ottoman!
TheVampireDante
Looks like it binged on the whole empire...
Hahahaha ?!
heyletsbefriends
v
SalmonTheWise
It bugs me that they all act like Grudge is severely overweight, but it's just regular Main Coon,unrealistic beauty standards even for cats
Imgonnaleavethishere
Nice watermelon you got there.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
Give your cat maximum love by adding a diet and gentle exercise to the snuggle regimen.
randomwalrus
*At the recommendation/instruction of a professional. Much like with people, a diet/exercise program can be harmful, if done wrong.
caaarrots
Yep. Putting a cat on anything other than a very gradual diet can kill them. :'(
admiralcrackbar
Explain to me how you're just going to 'add exercise' to your cats daily routine.
Play. Play play play. Given that the chonk in the gif is severely overweight, maybe get them aqua-training, too.
Play? Such things are beneath my Juno. She is aloof and dignified and would never stoop to 'playing' like some mere peasant.
At least not where I can see her. I can occasionally hear her batting around a rattly ball when she thinks I'm not looking.
That's a fantastic start. Provide rattly, jiggly toys that can be played without pesky human assistance.
MCFUDDLENUTS
Good lord thats a big fuckin kitty.
this is not a kitty, this is a chonk man
BahamutBBob
Oh lawd he comin
Shnortle. Lol. +1
battery1979
What's the size after Oh Lord He Comin? DAYUM?
ThatsFactual
Animal abuse.....
SmooveDoober
Is that a fact...?
OverMyDadBody
Yes, overfeeding an animal is a serious health and comfort risk for them. So yes animal abuse. Just like overfeeding your kid is child abuse
Is that how you got your Dad Body?
No, I abused it myself as an adult
terabyteuk
chill winston. look at his username
FeminineBeeOnslaught
What's the elipses for?
Litlikejoanofarc
Shaky hand on the keyboarddd
imnotimpressed
...I... See nothing... Wrong
subydude271
I.... read this... in William Shatners voice...
...........
karcain
its a pretty common thing in writing and on the internet. It adds emphasis, with a long pause. imagine it as said seriously, or somberly
I see it most commonly used passive aggressively so I find it annoying
highfiveskittens
No one knows how to use ellipses and it actually pisses me off. Any other spelling/grammar I’m fine with but ellipses are intentional.
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
Am I right in thinking it should be used during quotation to denote skipped words?
The way I see it used most often is people trying to be passive aggressive through text so I find it annoying as well
Thing is the ellipse is an incredibly useful tool in text conversation. Tone is the hardest thing to make out, and a... Can go a long way
this is one of those exciting cases where the rules of use and actual use of something are different. Language is all about actual use
strictly adhering to rules and structure is useful in an academic environment, but in the wild of usage and spoken word its different
Complinitor
This cat is LORG.
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
I believe this is "oh lawd he comin" on the CHONK chart
flack9099
That's an abused cat
Justme127001
Please tell me, it has just learnt to trust you after being in a bad home and now you will go on with giving it cuddles + a proper diet.
DJEvilBunny
Please put that cat on a diet.
waznewz
Poor cat, that is abuse... ?
Musicmonkay
That’s not a cat, that’s a couch cushion with ears
NowYouAreMine
No, no that's a raccoon... they're supposed to be that size
thisguyonline1988
She's gonna throw her back out.
SmokyDoggg
Hefty chonko
boxak
Pray that he doesn’t decide to sit on you while you sleep. Might not wake up again.
TotallyNotASnail
r/GirlsWithHugePussies
reitza9
Absolute Unit
Darkspire
Chonkus Maximus
KhajiitIsPleased
This is not cute. Morbidly obese animals have severely shortened live spans and poor quality of living. Stop glorifying it as cute.
CatShapeShifter
Idk man. I think he's adorable but still needs to go on a hell of a diet. The ideas can coexist
ThickMilky
That’s no cat. That’s a groundhog in a cat suit. Can’t fool me.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
You spelled Manatee wrong.
Dorgorth
I thought it was a wombat in all honesty.
freewaydog
Womcat
YoureABlizzardMary
That’s not a cat...that’s a Flerken!
Thesonshade
Naw, it's 3 small dogs in a cat suit.
TCGView
Oh, Lawd! He needs a diet!
hnngh
This...this is a wombat right?
lichenit
Yes, there's most likely at least one or more wombat in that huge cat
BeerBatteredandBold
I thought so, but you never really can tell.
Dorgorth
Defiantly looks like a fancy wombat!
BeerBatteredandBold
It's defiance is definitely fancy.
TonyAyoMitch
What an absolute unit. Would absolutely snuggle.
chichiFregiLover
diet, please.
jolem53
I don’t like when cats are overweight.
Myothercarisadelorean
HeyWhaddaya
Super Chonk.
r0bber
WinsOverLosses
EmsTekTube
Wolfyrion
Chonkemon !
that300ZXguy
That cat ate an ottoman!
TheVampireDante
Looks like it binged on the whole empire...
that300ZXguy
Hahahaha ?!
heyletsbefriends
SalmonTheWise
It bugs me that they all act like Grudge is severely overweight, but it's just regular Main Coon,unrealistic beauty standards even for cats
Imgonnaleavethishere
Nice watermelon you got there.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
Give your cat maximum love by adding a diet and gentle exercise to the snuggle regimen.
randomwalrus
*At the recommendation/instruction of a professional. Much like with people, a diet/exercise program can be harmful, if done wrong.
caaarrots
Yep. Putting a cat on anything other than a very gradual diet can kill them. :'(
chichiFregiLover
admiralcrackbar
Explain to me how you're just going to 'add exercise' to your cats daily routine.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
Play. Play play play. Given that the chonk in the gif is severely overweight, maybe get them aqua-training, too.
admiralcrackbar
Play? Such things are beneath my Juno. She is aloof and dignified and would never stoop to 'playing' like some mere peasant.
admiralcrackbar
At least not where I can see her. I can occasionally hear her batting around a rattly ball when she thinks I'm not looking.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
That's a fantastic start. Provide rattly, jiggly toys that can be played without pesky human assistance.
MCFUDDLENUTS
Good lord thats a big fuckin kitty.
chichiFregiLover
this is not a kitty, this is a chonk man
BahamutBBob
Oh lawd he comin
MCFUDDLENUTS
Shnortle. Lol. +1
battery1979
What's the size after Oh Lord He Comin? DAYUM?
ThatsFactual
Animal abuse.....
SmooveDoober
Is that a fact...?
OverMyDadBody
Yes, overfeeding an animal is a serious health and comfort risk for them. So yes animal abuse. Just like overfeeding your kid is child abuse
SmooveDoober
Is that how you got your Dad Body?
OverMyDadBody
No, I abused it myself as an adult
terabyteuk
chill winston. look at his username
FeminineBeeOnslaught
What's the elipses for?
Litlikejoanofarc
Shaky hand on the keyboarddd
imnotimpressed
...I... See nothing... Wrong
subydude271
I.... read this... in William Shatners voice...
ThatsFactual
...........
karcain
its a pretty common thing in writing and on the internet. It adds emphasis, with a long pause. imagine it as said seriously, or somberly
FeminineBeeOnslaught
I see it most commonly used passive aggressively so I find it annoying
highfiveskittens
No one knows how to use ellipses and it actually pisses me off. Any other spelling/grammar I’m fine with but ellipses are intentional.
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
Am I right in thinking it should be used during quotation to denote skipped words?
FeminineBeeOnslaught
The way I see it used most often is people trying to be passive aggressive through text so I find it annoying as well
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
Thing is the ellipse is an incredibly useful tool in text conversation. Tone is the hardest thing to make out, and a... Can go a long way
karcain
this is one of those exciting cases where the rules of use and actual use of something are different. Language is all about actual use
karcain
strictly adhering to rules and structure is useful in an academic environment, but in the wild of usage and spoken word its different