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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Mar 23, 2017 1:53 PM
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GodWillHearAboutThis
Ye, but you need like nine-ten, though.
pirateluke
is it ninten doe?
sunyudai
I have plenty of fun with my switch :
PizzaSlutForever
Put it in some rice
Aadawg
Did you try turning it off and back on again
MuFugginFudge
Yeah, A LOT.
Yattaro
kimsahobbit
Leaving it in the off position will eliminate government eavesdropping.
HoboTerry
Nope
InnerBushman
You fool! That's the previous gen Switch. It's a 0 1 Switch, the new one is 1 2 Switch!!!
NotSoIndependentGamer
That's what you get for not paying $50 more for the premium version. Amateurs.
BishlamekGurpgork
You have no more action points. You can refill your action points with a gem. Buy gems for $59.99 each in the RipSwitch store (TM).
ActuallyAnthony
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
TWO switches? You must be rich!
PlasticOfParis
Hm, do the joycons fin in your hands?
PommedeTerreur
Lick it.
leawettmann
RubberChickenGoD
Not that kind of switch.
MadMerlyn
won't do anything if it's not hooked up to anything.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
If you fidget a lot like me, then this is something useful so you don't suddenly question where the fuck this pen top came from.
dbrsong
The more you know...
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
And then the 0 and the 1 have sex and the machine turns on. And that is how computers work. Any questions?
dbrsong
BilldeTurlock
!
Naughtyfication
BURN THE sWITCH !
RubberChickenGoD
No. Sometimes they top, sometimes they bottom.
PoppaBigBear
Call a radioshack, ask them if they have a Nintendo switch.
evillittlecar
You're off your rocker!
ChinaMike808
http://imgur.com/fti28AW
JuliaLoveStar
ive got some switched installed inside my walls mostly near a door so that i can play on my switch in every room
AgentDucky42
Well, no wonder. It's turned off.
DoublevBomb
PizzaSlutForever
I so want one of those, no I need one one those!
DoublevBomb
I would refer to you where to get one if I knew. I don't need one, but I'd probably get one for a friend.
loneliestloner
Turn it on and let the magic happen
AzAzAVoPiNi
I feel like I took longer than it should have to get this...
ThisIsMyUsernameFuckOff
I still don't
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
Nice job, title
Merescat
Got a chuckle out of me, +1 for you!
LeRyanator
Is this one of the fidget cubes I've been hearing about?
Pulseless
I've always wanted one of those fidget rings but I worry about them squeaking over time or catching knuckle hair in them.
DoublevBomb
Spawnsy
I do not recommend it somewhere where you can annoy people, or do, I can't stop your evil mind
Ronelyn
Cheaper and just as effective.
Cassandralala
I got a fidget cube, and it's great for meetings because there are silent sides to it. Don't want to get on my coworkers' nerves.
therealnessy
Question: would a click pen do the same
BishlamekGurpgork
A click pen does do the same. If your coworkers can stand the constant clicking.
xYouKnowNothingx
They can't, but you still do it.
BishlamekGurpgork
Damn straight.
BlownByTheMonsignor
Have tons of these at work. It's a little disturbing how often I'll just sit there at my desk, flicking them off & on for no reason at all
MaggGyver
This is why I took up knitting as a hobby. I can't sit still, always have to fiddle with something. Knitting just makes it look intentional.
thadukes
I fitted about 6 of these to my old PC, when friends came round i used to show them the "procedure" they were never connected to anything :(
williamshakesbear
I hope that your job isn't a nuclear power plant operator or that those switches are not attached to anything
ashleypomeroy
And somewhere in China a man drops dead. But they have switches too...
FlyingButtPliers
Then who's getting the money?
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
Gotta test the duty cycles
dbrsong
Fun fact...
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dbrsong
Klingon00
Kinda like bubble wrap?
EvilLesbian
And masturbating.
BlownByTheMonsignor
Same mental state, pretty much
LethalSalad
DUDE. RE-USABLE BUBBLE WRAP. WHY HAVE I NOT REALIZED THIS BEFORE?
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
OK thanks for the idea - totally getting one for this exact reason now!
AliceDBag
As a person who works with another who also does this... much more disturbing to everyone else in the office.
OmnibusLatinName
What? Product testing.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
I have a pile of different sized magic cubes on my desk that I twist and spin all day.
DeathBeUponYou
You need me, you want me, you shall buy me and flip me up and down all the time. http://uk.rs-online.com/web/p/rocker-switches/2789733/
Gatadata
make a little box with just some of them stuck into it, weigh it down with some 2x4 to make it feel more solid. satisfaction all around
lovelake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAAEIoUADD8 good reason!
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
I do the same with my vagina
kurslite
Why don't you connect them to random things and fuck with people?
pancreas
like your ethernet cable, you piece of fuck.
BlownByTheMonsignor
There's my career and then there's my hobbies
kurslite
Everything's a hobby if you don't care enough
UltraDi3000
Like to old Harry's heart pacemaker. Fun times.
Nomulus
Getting flashbacks to Watch_dogs
icelandicsealbear
Or connect the ground pin on the cpu to the case. Give it a really helpful label like 'magic'
kurslite
He just couldn't keep a steady beat
UltraDi3000
"Gosh, he's being annoying again. Just turn him off for, like, 5 minutes."
ScoobidyBop
They're a good fidget toy.
icelandicsealbear
That's why I'll never buy a fidget cube, i can just get one of these from Fry's
DoublevBomb
Oneguy675
I have one. It's amazing
ihatewarmpickles
What $16.99? No thanks, they have plenty knockoffs for as low as 0.99
greendogblue
Also all of the knockoffs are garbage
Caritien
they're on backorder right now too. I ordered mine over a month ago and I've tried to contact support, no response. :/
NeroSphere
Must disagree. Paid £4 for mine on eBay, works great. Not amazing build quality but it works!
doihearanamen
I assume there's some context for this that I have failed to find here so far.
dpidcoe
People have been waiting in lines for days to buy the new switch. Dude in the picture got one and doesn't see what the big deal is.
ThisIsMyUsernameFuckOff
the new switch? for what?
dpidcoe
The one for nintendo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Switch
doihearanamen
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
ThisIsMyUsernameFuckOff
Oooh thanks
IDownvoteYourCatsAndDogsAndSecretSantasAndYourGODDAMNOVERWATCH
I would fucking switch this shit all day, bollocks to Nintendo
nipaxon
Judging by your username, im not suprised if you hate it.
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
i didnt get the joke till i read your comment +1 to you good sir
IDownvoteYourCatsAndDogsAndSecretSantasAndYourGODDAMNOVERWATCH
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MarbleGod
Is it really that bad, I havn't read reviews on it
IDownvoteYourCatsAndDogsAndSecretSantasAndYourGODDAMNOVERWATCH
Nothing against the Switch, I'd just be so happy to have a little switch like this to fidget with.
Danielleosaur
From my experience and my friends, it's great! But right now, only if you like zelda
MarbleGod
Oh, that sucks, but I guess it's like any new console. You've got to wait for more games to come out
Hiromagi
It has a bunch of stuff coming to it with in the year. Splatoon 2 has open beta this weekend. The F Zero successor is out now.
MarbleGod
Still not a hole lot, but I think it will take off, if given time