LucidPariah
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Christmas!!!!!
Dec 26, 2022 6:24 AM
LucidPariah
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Christmas!!!!!
captainfakeypants
There are three dildos in this clip.
kbizzell
No attempt was made to save him. Haha
RideTheStimutacs
I'm curious what the plan actually was, if not what is depicted.
GCS05
Was he aiming for the dildo? Cuz he missed.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
spudsboy
This is fine art.
Muunk
There's a few things here that I didn't expect to see.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
The rehearsals for Everything Everywhere All At Once were unforgiving.
RancidOrange
Highly predictable merry japes when alcohol involved
butiwasgoingintotoschestationtopickupsomepowerconverters
"We have met the enemy and he is us."
fubartoob
Was this almost a genuine reason for a dildo-stuck-up-butt? Sure, you just fell on it…what? You have video?
wiggadewah
Rad tech here: I was checking if this comment was made before I made it.
hiromagic
bigdix69420
Was like ok ok then saw all the dicks and was like ....oh that makes sense
anjeleyezjr
Why is there a dildo on the table? Why did someone throw a dildo at the dildo on the pogo stick?
LamarTrillington
Have you never been in love?
PaddyPatrick
Missed planting his ass on the dildo. One star out of ten.
SlidinDownTheLannisters
Heard less than 15 seconds before the video: "there's absolutely no way this can go wrong, trust me"
GuitarsAndCodeAndRage
There are only two dildos in this video. Considering the settings and circumstances, however, that's about two dildos too many.
heywoodjabme
That’s not what she said.
michiyl
Great idea to introduce the glass object there - if you want a puddle of blood, you increased the chances by 80%!
ThrobbinHoodz
Wine stalk to the kidney
TCGView
For me, it needed something. (sound on)
texscot
cannibl4
FistfulOfAssholes
How else could this have POSSIBLY gone?!
bemxuu
I imagine this decision involved sound logic like "But what IF you stick the landing, bro? You'll be a legend!"
PutinGivingYouANeckMassage
One dildo could have found its way
RedJacketHero
All things considered I think that went pretty well
Odincdaj522004
@BotDrawA pogo stick accident in the garage on Christmas
BotDrawA
@Odincdaj522004 Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "pogo stick accident in the garage on Chris
BotDrawA
@Odincdaj522004 Here's your drawing of a "pogo stick accident in the garage on Christmas"
Betterbecauseofthem
People are dumb. Males are dumber. Young people are the dumbest
PerpetuityPhoto
Males are dumber? "He cheated on his girl to be with me but he would NEVER cheat on me!"
Betterbecauseofthem
Touche. Boys AND girls are dumb
TriksterHD
So err, what's with all the dicks?
arkuamore
Divks are funny. There's not more thought than that going on, Inassure you.
TK421isAFK
Not sure if you're asking about the dildos, or predicting what the girls in the background are saying about these idiots.
heirsasquatch
Meanwhile in the good choices cave…
RulesOfImgur
HEY, HE WAS WEARING A HELMET!
alwaysupvotefuturama
Crickets?
PunnyDragon
I mean the helmet was a good call, but only after a few questionable ones.
Dasnekones
We make good calls to allow us the freedom to make bad ones.
DancesWithHippos
Lol! Dildo at 3 o'clock! "Little early for me, but o...oOoOO heck!"
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DancesWithHippos
The one you saw.
PimpinKen
It's dildo flying time!
surroundedbytwits
I didn’t notice this…what a beautiful train wreck. The spectators are entertained too.
danrrpalade
Miniatur dildo you mean?
DancesWithHippos
Miniature? Classic!
WhyWeDoThis
What's the perfect time for dildo? We had one for 4 years who tried to stay in with all it's might
DancesWithHippos
I don't understand what you said, but I will defend with my life your right to say it. (not really though. I'm not gonna die for dildo talk)
WhyWeDoThis
Right to talk about our ancient culture as dildo must be defended. Stand for dildo. Last president was the one I referred to btw.
sweetandsmokey
The flying one or the one on the table.
breiners2113
Yes
Feralkyn
I didn't even see the second one come shooting in from offscreen until you mentioned it. Nice. Thanks!
surroundedbytwits
The small flying dildo from the table takes a spectacular journey too. What a masterpiece performance.
therealbardman
This is why men don’t live as long as women.
saturatedcottonballs
Notice how the women are a good safe distance away while the men folk are right in the splash zone, talk about friendly fire.
scruit
...and women know how to use a dildo.
Vyndictus
Who wants to live long anyways.
ProChoiceBaby
Men will die for laughs. Women die for butt implants.
franklydizzy
Neither of those things are specific to one gender.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
If there were cheap black market penis enlargement surgeries, you'd see men collapsing at every street corner.
ProChoiceBaby
I've dieded 6 times next weekend.
ImSynnical
That look way way worse than a regular small butt I don’t get it man implants never look good in back or front
franklydizzy
It's like any other surgery. The bad jobs are obvious and the quality jobs look natural
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
The helmet was a good call.
Gingerwithsomesoul
Did not help against flying dicks.
Norwegurian
Having him fall on glass on the other hand…
certainlynotaserialkiller
dont think it was protecting much
erne1
The glass wasn't
yapudechoi
The helmet was the only good idea.
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
He's a professional, he knows how to do the stupid. Always wear at least a helmet when doing the stupid.
TheMentallyillist
Recording it was also a good call. Recording it in slo-mo even more so.
AlfredGaebeli
The only good call.
Theg00dshepard
Something tells me he wears that a lot
scoutMoonDiver
Or that he should.
enamelplants
Safety is a must.
feren
Did not stick the landing. Fortunately, did not stick the dildo, either.
anitabieror6
clipped that guy in the forehead with the balls tho
ByJoveByJingle
I wonder if he would have pulled it off it weren’t for that dastardly plate?
originaljbw
I was soooooo rooting for the dildo.
TK421isAFK
The second dildo hit its mark, though.
CloakedFigure
This shit just keeps getting funnier
feren
scruit
"28yo male, presented at ER with sex toy lodged in rectum. Described accident as trying to pogo-stick up onto a table with a dildo on it.">
MapleSyrupMafia
scruit
"Also suffering facial contusion from impact of a dildo thrown at high force."
spiderzim
ONE IN A MILLION SHOT DOC!
keyblader1985
If I had a nickel
OnlyByMoonlight