Oct 25, 2016 12:03 AM
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Andrzhel
some gay people are using computers to annoy and make fun of nazis . is your joke still funny now ? Konrad Zuse (1910-1995), first computer
OLIVEGARDENSBREADSTICKS
OMFg I jURST WATCH THIS MOVIE The GIOGLE IS STALKING ME
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
tldr; @OP is a faggot
YourMomJokes
we all remember the alamo
SuicidalButHappy
This guy looks fucking gay
PianoMan2112
We did thank him, by chemically castrating him and making him commit suicide. You're welcome.
Derodric
Didn't he also help break the Nazi code in WWII?
hellafyno
Thanks, Past-Bill Hader.
moonmoonjupiter
Why does it have to involve religion or sexuality?!? Thevpoint being made is completely stupid. It shouldnt matter what he was, or be used.
J2wooly
As a Christian and historian, I tend to not let the religious affiliations of historical figures sway my opinion of their actions. (1/2)
Essentially,
Voltair
It's impressive how quickly his government turned on him when they found out he was gay.
Acampkin
A very dark time in our history
aishamaria
ciroque
Look up Otto Rohweder. A heterosexual Christian who invented the bread slicer. Do you even care he believes in God and prefers women...?
szepasszony
As I seriously doubt he was ostracized and had his life ruined because he was a strait Christian: no.
AndresvolAndresvol44444volvo44444
Gayyyyyyy
corgifamily85
Boyyyyy
RelevantForOnce
YOU LIKE WATER? THANK THIS PEG-LEGGED COMMUNIST TIGHTROPE WALKER.
DarthSaix
You just watched the Imitation Game on Netflix. Don't lie, that's what happened.
ProfessorExpert
Imitation Game... Great movie
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Benedict Cumbersnatch! Good actor.
SeenTheWolf
I live in the UK, the only people continuing this argument are atheists insulting Christians. The Christians I know literally don't care.
oGalaxy
For some reason @op is triggered about Christians.
HaHaYouJustWastedACoupleSecondsOfYourLifeReadingMyLongUsername
Great idea to post it here, everybody knows imgur is a super christiang gay-hating website. You sure showed em this time.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
There's a hell of a lot of homophobic/transphobic shit here, but I'm pretty sure it's not motivated by religion.
vanyathalias
You like computers? Thank this brilliant human because his sexual orientation & religious beliefs aren't the important part of this topic
Aaronspark777
title says religious people annoying atheists/gays by using computers. Same as saying you hate apple but buy their products.
No, same as hating Steve Jobs but buying Apple (u don't have to like inventor to use the product. Tesla supported eugenics; we still use AC)
My point: when someone does a thing & it's great. celebrate that person, not identity groups. It belittles the person & their accomplishment
Torxed
Sadly, he wasn't REALLY the father. Konrad Zuse and Charles Babbage and a bunch of others was. But Turing created the first rough language.
But I would also claim that without the Z1 developed by Konrad Zuse, Turing would never be on to something. He took a bunch of ideas and ...
... and made it better, he bumped progress in the right direction but he sure wasn't the father of computing :)
gospelofmillim
I believe in god and don't care if you're gay and/or atheist. Your propaganda can suck it.
spudcosmic
I don't believe in a god and I can agree that this is incredibly stupid point to make.
I'm a gay Christian, does this post mean I can't make fun of myself using a computer?
TomPocoTomBien
With respect, are you also a gay Republican? And if so can you please explain that to me?
I'm hella liberal myself. I honestly don't know how anyone who's gay could be in the Trump/Republican party right now.
*with the exception of raging assholes like Milo. I completely understand that.
Gay Christian and gay Republican seem to go together about as well as claustrophobic toll both operator or an acrophobic airline pilot.
Not when you read the Bible properly it doesn't ;D
Thule
Well thankfully he didn't make that his whole identity and focused on other things like computer science.
And then was chemically mutilated until he committed suicide. But at least he wasn't one of those "annoying" gays, amirite?
Anyone who makes their sexual preferences a big part of their identity is annoying.
Yeah it's not like straight people structure their entire family structure on who they're fucking or anything weird like that...
That's just how a real family look. It's not like I make it a part of my identity that I'm straight and feel like I have to tell anyone.
Let me guess, you don't ever actually talk to gay people IRL, right?
OccasionalPunctuation
Yeah, and some athiests are using them for child porn. Being a dick has nothing to do with whether or not you're religious.
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DataLady
I think that was kind of the point.
BeerAndWhiskey
For those who don't know, Alan Turing built a machine to crack the Nazis Enigma machine code. His invention was critical to winning the war.
567AngryGeese
He was one of the many people working towards cracking the enigma code, and even then it was cracked due to careless use on axis's part.
....according to my friend.
SirChadwellHeath
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Flowers
AnatolianTiger
Yea yea, we all watched the Imitation Game on Netflix, wonderful story.
stoffo
Well, now you should read something about how it really happened, that's more inspirational than that hollywood pop story.
swagb98623
Is it on audiobook and read by kiera knightly?
Yes the movie is from the book right, hopefully one day i ll read. I have a lot of books to read right now maybe when i finish them.
Nope, the movie is "inspired" by the book. Book is a (bit bloated) bio, movie is dumbed down fiction.
Thats what i said man, sorry English is not my native language. Books are always better i agree with you.
Eagle699
The first computing concept was lead by a catholic woman during ww2 i believe.
Redbrickadam
Yeah but i don't think she could hold the title of father of computer science.
TheRicM
*led
boobcat
believe what you want but you're wrong.
JoshGuthrie
Ava's work wasn't transferable to modern computers. Alan is the king because of his work in defining fundamentals through Turing machines
CaffeineManic
*Ada, not Ava.
Stupid autocorrect! It did it to all my posts.
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
Nope. The first known mechanical computer is a couple thousand years old: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism
Tyrannotron
Arguably, it goes back to the Antikythera mechanism, designed by an unknown Greek who was probably polytheistic.
Computation theory goes back to before Turing Ava or Babbage. What Turing did was formalized the basics of computer science. Math vs science
Ya ya autocorrect. You got like three more to comment on haha
RyanMcParty
There was also Zuse. He worked for the Nazis. Same stuff, never got funding cuz the Germans thought they were doing fine/
totallyahumanperson
*arrested development voice* but they were not doing fine
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Lmao
Irreal
And he started building his first machine because he wanted to make his work easier.
True German engineering.
InspectorMonroe
Concept was Ada Lovelace, first creation was Charles Babbage, both in the 19th century.
tyrunn
Babbage didn't create, he designed, big difference
I'm sure Babbage built at least one small model or prototype. He used *something* to show to potential investors. [1/2]
In any case, Lovelace and Babbage would both be in the sphere of the history of computing.
Oh I agree, Lovelace especially has been left out of history
whywontallthesestupendouslylongnameseverendijustdontunderstand
He was actually known for designing lots of stuff without ever getting round to making them
RealRelaxedGamer
The less the religion vs. atheism argument happens, the better Imgur will be...
MrRandom314159
But it might be less Imgur. And then people will complain about that. So I guess it'll always go full circle.
oldlampsfornew
Upvoted, read your comment, "you're right", downvoted.
theREALanon4000
*all life everywhere
PaulBunyanOfDicks
To quote Joe Rogan (Mad respect) "Life itself is too open-ended, and too confusing. we want to seek these answers, but they're terrifying."
ThisIsIsh
Was about to upvote because Alan Turing was amazing but the post title got the downvote. It's just fueling hatred and disunity
YesButAlsoYes
We've beat the horse to death, it rose from the grave, and then we beat it to death again
Freakingdoomguy
Zombiehorse
DeeDoubleYu
Rose from the grave? Like Jesus? We beat horse Jesus to death twice?!
Caspooky
I believe we've beat dead horses long enough to have sent someone into moksa.
jackingoffwithmyhairypalms
I disagree. The less religion has control, the more progressive a society becomes.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Oh you didn't just say regressive! That's so insensitive to people who..... ~our world today.
IgnatiusJReilly2601
Progressiveness? Is that anything like progress?
It's usually the illusion of progress
BrandonVasser
Atheist in liberal law school and I agree its shifted this way a bit. Moments of silence can be against the law. Other strange outcomes.
So as a progressive Christian I'm just fucking everyone over?
Since progressives are mostly anti Christian I guess you are fucking yourself over.
InfinitusEquitas
Yup, totally, we're back in the dark ages... oh wait, no we're not, but did loose at least a thousand years of development due to religion.
Democracy is the new god and the left are the new religious zealots who use it as an excuse to silence others.
Zerubbabel
Very difficult to criticize religion when you believe something you've clearly never bothered to look into.
Read the koran, torah, and bible. Regularly met with Rabbis for 3 years to discuss the writings. Also a history major.
Get back to me when you've read some history. I understand though, I too have been a militant atheist.
Lol... I'm a history major.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Meh, at least it gives me a rest from the teenage interpretation of feminism.
TheTitan94
I refer to the crazies as feminazis. Don't get me wrong I 100% support feminism. But not th
Ah accidentally hit the send button in my phone... But you get what I was saying yeah?
Andrzhel
some gay people are using computers to annoy and make fun of nazis . is your joke still funny now ? Konrad Zuse (1910-1995), first computer
OLIVEGARDENSBREADSTICKS
OMFg I jURST WATCH THIS MOVIE The GIOGLE IS STALKING ME
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
tldr; @OP is a faggot
YourMomJokes
we all remember the alamo
SuicidalButHappy
This guy looks fucking gay
PianoMan2112
We did thank him, by chemically castrating him and making him commit suicide. You're welcome.
Derodric
Didn't he also help break the Nazi code in WWII?
hellafyno
Thanks, Past-Bill Hader.
moonmoonjupiter
Why does it have to involve religion or sexuality?!? Thevpoint being made is completely stupid. It shouldnt matter what he was, or be used.
J2wooly
As a Christian and historian, I tend to not let the religious affiliations of historical figures sway my opinion of their actions. (1/2)
J2wooly
Essentially,
Voltair
It's impressive how quickly his government turned on him when they found out he was gay.
Acampkin
A very dark time in our history
aishamaria
ciroque
Look up Otto Rohweder. A heterosexual Christian who invented the bread slicer. Do you even care he believes in God and prefers women...?
szepasszony
As I seriously doubt he was ostracized and had his life ruined because he was a strait Christian: no.
AndresvolAndresvol44444volvo44444
Gayyyyyyy
corgifamily85
Boyyyyy
RelevantForOnce
YOU LIKE WATER? THANK THIS PEG-LEGGED COMMUNIST TIGHTROPE WALKER.
DarthSaix
You just watched the Imitation Game on Netflix. Don't lie, that's what happened.
ProfessorExpert
Imitation Game... Great movie
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Benedict Cumbersnatch! Good actor.
SeenTheWolf
I live in the UK, the only people continuing this argument are atheists insulting Christians. The Christians I know literally don't care.
oGalaxy
For some reason @op is triggered about Christians.
HaHaYouJustWastedACoupleSecondsOfYourLifeReadingMyLongUsername
Great idea to post it here, everybody knows imgur is a super christiang gay-hating website. You sure showed em this time.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
There's a hell of a lot of homophobic/transphobic shit here, but I'm pretty sure it's not motivated by religion.
vanyathalias
You like computers? Thank this brilliant human because his sexual orientation & religious beliefs aren't the important part of this topic
Aaronspark777
title says religious people annoying atheists/gays by using computers. Same as saying you hate apple but buy their products.
vanyathalias
No, same as hating Steve Jobs but buying Apple (u don't have to like inventor to use the product. Tesla supported eugenics; we still use AC)
vanyathalias
My point: when someone does a thing & it's great. celebrate that person, not identity groups. It belittles the person & their accomplishment
Torxed
Sadly, he wasn't REALLY the father. Konrad Zuse and Charles Babbage and a bunch of others was. But Turing created the first rough language.
Torxed
But I would also claim that without the Z1 developed by Konrad Zuse, Turing would never be on to something. He took a bunch of ideas and ...
Torxed
... and made it better, he bumped progress in the right direction but he sure wasn't the father of computing :)
gospelofmillim
I believe in god and don't care if you're gay and/or atheist. Your propaganda can suck it.
spudcosmic
I don't believe in a god and I can agree that this is incredibly stupid point to make.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
I'm a gay Christian, does this post mean I can't make fun of myself using a computer?
TomPocoTomBien
theresgarlicinthatnebula
I'm hella liberal myself. I honestly don't know how anyone who's gay could be in the Trump/Republican party right now.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
*with the exception of raging assholes like Milo. I completely understand that.
TomPocoTomBien
Gay Christian and gay Republican seem to go together about as well as claustrophobic toll both operator or an acrophobic airline pilot.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Not when you read the Bible properly it doesn't ;D
Thule
Well thankfully he didn't make that his whole identity and focused on other things like computer science.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
And then was chemically mutilated until he committed suicide. But at least he wasn't one of those "annoying" gays, amirite?
Thule
Anyone who makes their sexual preferences a big part of their identity is annoying.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Yeah it's not like straight people structure their entire family structure on who they're fucking or anything weird like that...
Thule
That's just how a real family look. It's not like I make it a part of my identity that I'm straight and feel like I have to tell anyone.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Let me guess, you don't ever actually talk to gay people IRL, right?
OccasionalPunctuation
Yeah, and some athiests are using them for child porn. Being a dick has nothing to do with whether or not you're religious.
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DataLady
I think that was kind of the point.
BeerAndWhiskey
For those who don't know, Alan Turing built a machine to crack the Nazis Enigma machine code. His invention was critical to winning the war.
567AngryGeese
He was one of the many people working towards cracking the enigma code, and even then it was cracked due to careless use on axis's part.
BeerAndWhiskey
....according to my friend.
SirChadwellHeath
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Flowers
AnatolianTiger
Yea yea, we all watched the Imitation Game on Netflix, wonderful story.
stoffo
Well, now you should read something about how it really happened, that's more inspirational than that hollywood pop story.
swagb98623
Is it on audiobook and read by kiera knightly?
AnatolianTiger
Yes the movie is from the book right, hopefully one day i ll read. I have a lot of books to read right now maybe when i finish them.
stoffo
Nope, the movie is "inspired" by the book. Book is a (bit bloated) bio, movie is dumbed down fiction.
AnatolianTiger
Thats what i said man, sorry English is not my native language. Books are always better i agree with you.
Eagle699
The first computing concept was lead by a catholic woman during ww2 i believe.
Redbrickadam
Yeah but i don't think she could hold the title of father of computer science.
TheRicM
*led
boobcat
believe what you want but you're wrong.
JoshGuthrie
Ava's work wasn't transferable to modern computers. Alan is the king because of his work in defining fundamentals through Turing machines
CaffeineManic
*Ada, not Ava.
JoshGuthrie
Stupid autocorrect! It did it to all my posts.
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
Nope. The first known mechanical computer is a couple thousand years old: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism
Tyrannotron
Arguably, it goes back to the Antikythera mechanism, designed by an unknown Greek who was probably polytheistic.
JoshGuthrie
Computation theory goes back to before Turing Ava or Babbage. What Turing did was formalized the basics of computer science. Math vs science
CaffeineManic
*Ada, not Ava.
JoshGuthrie
Ya ya autocorrect. You got like three more to comment on haha
RyanMcParty
There was also Zuse. He worked for the Nazis. Same stuff, never got funding cuz the Germans thought they were doing fine/
totallyahumanperson
*arrested development voice* but they were not doing fine
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Lmao
Irreal
And he started building his first machine because he wanted to make his work easier.
RyanMcParty
True German engineering.
InspectorMonroe
Concept was Ada Lovelace, first creation was Charles Babbage, both in the 19th century.
tyrunn
Babbage didn't create, he designed, big difference
InspectorMonroe
I'm sure Babbage built at least one small model or prototype. He used *something* to show to potential investors. [1/2]
InspectorMonroe
In any case, Lovelace and Babbage would both be in the sphere of the history of computing.
tyrunn
Oh I agree, Lovelace especially has been left out of history
whywontallthesestupendouslylongnameseverendijustdontunderstand
He was actually known for designing lots of stuff without ever getting round to making them
RealRelaxedGamer
The less the religion vs. atheism argument happens, the better Imgur will be...
MrRandom314159
But it might be less Imgur. And then people will complain about that. So I guess it'll always go full circle.
oldlampsfornew
Upvoted, read your comment, "you're right", downvoted.
theREALanon4000
*all life everywhere
PaulBunyanOfDicks
To quote Joe Rogan (Mad respect) "Life itself is too open-ended, and too confusing. we want to seek these answers, but they're terrifying."
ThisIsIsh
Was about to upvote because Alan Turing was amazing but the post title got the downvote. It's just fueling hatred and disunity
YesButAlsoYes
We've beat the horse to death, it rose from the grave, and then we beat it to death again
Freakingdoomguy
Zombiehorse
DeeDoubleYu
Rose from the grave? Like Jesus? We beat horse Jesus to death twice?!
Caspooky
I believe we've beat dead horses long enough to have sent someone into moksa.
jackingoffwithmyhairypalms
I disagree. The less religion has control, the more progressive a society becomes.
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SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Oh you didn't just say regressive! That's so insensitive to people who..... ~our world today.
IgnatiusJReilly2601
Progressiveness? Is that anything like progress?
TomPocoTomBien
It's usually the illusion of progress
BrandonVasser
Atheist in liberal law school and I agree its shifted this way a bit. Moments of silence can be against the law. Other strange outcomes.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
So as a progressive Christian I'm just fucking everyone over?
Thule
Since progressives are mostly anti Christian I guess you are fucking yourself over.
TomPocoTomBien
InfinitusEquitas
Yup, totally, we're back in the dark ages... oh wait, no we're not, but did loose at least a thousand years of development due to religion.
Thule
Democracy is the new god and the left are the new religious zealots who use it as an excuse to silence others.
Zerubbabel
Very difficult to criticize religion when you believe something you've clearly never bothered to look into.
InfinitusEquitas
Read the koran, torah, and bible. Regularly met with Rabbis for 3 years to discuss the writings. Also a history major.
Thule
Get back to me when you've read some history. I understand though, I too have been a militant atheist.
InfinitusEquitas
Lol... I'm a history major.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Meh, at least it gives me a rest from the teenage interpretation of feminism.
TheTitan94
I refer to the crazies as feminazis. Don't get me wrong I 100% support feminism. But not th
TheTitan94
Ah accidentally hit the send button in my phone... But you get what I was saying yeah?