Aug 19, 2016 2:22 AM
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mollyisthenameofmybicycle
What is suspicious was his sudden improvement from a decent/elite level athlete to untouchable
movethebongos
Ofc he is. Everyone is pumped full of lots of shit. Welcome to pro sports.
batmanth
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
Maybe he's got too much testosterone in his body and shouldn't be allowed to compete with other men.
IdiditfortheLOLs
CivilRationality
Ross Rebagliati (1998) lost his gold medal because Marijuana was a "performance enhancing drug".
whoopsywoo
Ill belive hes honest until proven otherwise.
cr4sh0verride
“If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying hard enough” -Mark Grace
Rockhunter98
Shaggy Rogers is faster than him!!!! off off and away!!!!
Madv1lla1n
Yes, he has two of them
pelusita35
He is a bi ped. I'm betting he'd still kick ass with just one, though
BOOFNOOF
* World treasure
KaiWolf1898
I wonder if Usain Bolt will be as loved by Imgur as Rhonda Rousey was..?
WestminsterHopkins
bortisforbart
Googled. Porcine Epidemic Diarrhea? Dude... We gotta stop these trends.
Hatixon
Performance enhancing drugs for those that didn't understand.
maverique
No. He was totally using Porcine Epidemic Diarrhea. So unfair. Shame on him!
m0wgli
Just look at the guy, he is like Phelps. Genetically gifted to dominate the sport.
THEHIPP0
The same things were said about Lance Armstrong.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
to be fair, lance would have done well anyway. It's a shame we won't actually know how well.
Fishticuffs
Maybe even a little practice sprinkled in.
NOINOON
The fact that he hasn't been caught doesn't mean he is clean. It only means the tests didn't detect the substances being tested at that time
"A doping test" isn't a catch all sure fire solution. There are different tests for different doping methods and not all of them are >>
>> always automatically performed, as some tests require urine and others blood and money is always an issue.
So when an athlete says "I'm clean, all my tests have been negative" you know that the athlete is full of shit.
BigBearLover
Everyone in the Olympics are using steroids.
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MetalPsychologist
Steroids help you heal faster. The faster you heal, the more you can train. Every athlete would benefit from steroids.
junkywithamonkey
Steroids would definitely help a sprinter...
wheresmymoneydenny
I mean it's not at all out of the question (terrible Jamaican testing policies) but with no proof you can't accuse!
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
Actually, you can accuse on just a suspicion, you need proof to convict.
youknowimlocoese
Haha lawyer nerd
Fair. For the record I have no idea if he's cheating now but I'm approximately 99% he has at some point
tisphated
Poor organisation in Jamaica makes it harder to conceal. So less likely. Unlike Russia. State sponsored douchery.
They all got caught soooooo where's your argument?
They got caught eventually. Jamaicans have been caught basically straight away. Big difference.
Lassannn
Being Jamaican, he may well have been on weed, in which case, he deserves a Platinum medal.
slycavemanreferences
Read it in Jamaican, seeen
ThatFellow
If that's him on weed, I wanna see him on PCP. Might just break the goddamn sound barrier.
ReallyAwesomeDude
I have read his biography he said that he tried weed once but didnt like it so he doesnt use it.
drakhavik
Phelps and him are bros then for sure!
Pullout69
It's considered a PED because it helps with nerves, helps you relax. And if you vape it, you can actually experience effects similar->
To an inhaler for asthma.
Have you ever tried winning an Olympic gold medal...
Linkthebarbarian
Right near the beach !
aShogunNamedMarcus
Cuban... bee
http://imgur.com/9jeUsbe
SquanchyPartyBro
Oh bless you for posting exactly what I thought.
aidanthib
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool... And FUCK YOU! Im out!
Boobs4Wade
Abracadabra!
mollyisthenameofmybicycle
What is suspicious was his sudden improvement from a decent/elite level athlete to untouchable
movethebongos
Ofc he is. Everyone is pumped full of lots of shit. Welcome to pro sports.
batmanth
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
Maybe he's got too much testosterone in his body and shouldn't be allowed to compete with other men.
IdiditfortheLOLs
CivilRationality
Ross Rebagliati (1998) lost his gold medal because Marijuana was a "performance enhancing drug".
whoopsywoo
Ill belive hes honest until proven otherwise.
cr4sh0verride
“If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying hard enough” -Mark Grace
Rockhunter98
Shaggy Rogers is faster than him!!!!
off off and away!!!!
Madv1lla1n
Yes, he has two of them
pelusita35
He is a bi ped. I'm betting he'd still kick ass with just one, though
BOOFNOOF
* World treasure
KaiWolf1898
I wonder if Usain Bolt will be as loved by Imgur as Rhonda Rousey was..?
WestminsterHopkins
bortisforbart
Googled. Porcine Epidemic Diarrhea? Dude... We gotta stop these trends.
Hatixon
Performance enhancing drugs for those that didn't understand.
maverique
No. He was totally using Porcine Epidemic Diarrhea. So unfair. Shame on him!
m0wgli
Just look at the guy, he is like Phelps. Genetically gifted to dominate the sport.
THEHIPP0
The same things were said about Lance Armstrong.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
to be fair, lance would have done well anyway. It's a shame we won't actually know how well.
Fishticuffs
Maybe even a little practice sprinkled in.
NOINOON
The fact that he hasn't been caught doesn't mean he is clean. It only means the tests didn't detect the substances being tested at that time
NOINOON
"A doping test" isn't a catch all sure fire solution. There are different tests for different doping methods and not all of them are >>
NOINOON
>> always automatically performed, as some tests require urine and others blood and money is always an issue.
NOINOON
So when an athlete says "I'm clean, all my tests have been negative" you know that the athlete is full of shit.
BigBearLover
Everyone in the Olympics are using steroids.
[deleted]
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MetalPsychologist
Steroids help you heal faster. The faster you heal, the more you can train. Every athlete would benefit from steroids.
junkywithamonkey
Steroids would definitely help a sprinter...
wheresmymoneydenny
I mean it's not at all out of the question (terrible Jamaican testing policies) but with no proof you can't accuse!
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
Actually, you can accuse on just a suspicion, you need proof to convict.
youknowimlocoese
Haha lawyer nerd
wheresmymoneydenny
Fair. For the record I have no idea if he's cheating now but I'm approximately 99% he has at some point
tisphated
Poor organisation in Jamaica makes it harder to conceal. So less likely. Unlike Russia. State sponsored douchery.
wheresmymoneydenny
They all got caught soooooo where's your argument?
tisphated
They got caught eventually. Jamaicans have been caught basically straight away. Big difference.
Lassannn
Being Jamaican, he may well have been on weed, in which case, he deserves a Platinum medal.
slycavemanreferences
Read it in Jamaican, seeen
ThatFellow
If that's him on weed, I wanna see him on PCP. Might just break the goddamn sound barrier.
ReallyAwesomeDude
I have read his biography he said that he tried weed once but didnt like it so he doesnt use it.
drakhavik
Phelps and him are bros then for sure!
Pullout69
It's considered a PED because it helps with nerves, helps you relax. And if you vape it, you can actually experience effects similar->
Pullout69
To an inhaler for asthma.
cr4sh0verride
Have you ever tried winning an Olympic gold medal...
Linkthebarbarian
Right near the beach !
aShogunNamedMarcus
Cuban... bee
Lassannn
http://imgur.com/9jeUsbe
SquanchyPartyBro
Oh bless you for posting exactly what I thought.
aidanthib
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool... And FUCK YOU! Im out!
Boobs4Wade
Abracadabra!