Hamsterwitherectiledysfunction
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Jan 22, 2018 11:28 PM
Hamsterwitherectiledysfunction
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FlyinDutchman88
I'm most confused about the cage at the party, can anyway explain?
ferengischoolofbusiness
I want that mini gun on my balcony
lochnessm0nster
Cyka blyad
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
You see Ivan, when having the balloon cage it is impossible for not good time having for fear go to the cage
Colince411
#8 My kind of religion.
Buck39
Is...Is that last one walking a dead chicken?!
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
DoctorPepperWho
Can confirm
LurkyLurkerLurkin
Hellbino
Can someone exsplain Russia to me?
AlexisWalker
Only in Russia would police have fucking BEARS for their K-9 units...
SexualConsent
Yuo see Ivan, no need for dog to sniff drugs on man if bear eats man
DustyBozangas
#1 Enough ammo for 2 seconds?
Lionly85
How does this country work!? I need some of this Slav magic in my life.
morhime212
CYKA BLYAT, YOBANY UROD DEBIL
Noneyobizzness
#7 you gon' learn tonight!
burritomm
Safety first guys..
fudomyo
How did the girl on the fridge door even GET into that position??!?
BigDaddyLove
It's nice to know that Vladimir Putin's dad is still teaching
FlyinDutchman88
I thought it was Vladdy himself
SexualConsent
Teaching the kids that snitches get stitches
SomeRandomNobhead
Meanwhile they're having a laugh at us eating fucking tide pods.
swedeonamoose
We all are, it will be really hard for the rest of the world to ever top that.
SomeRandomNobhead
Not exclusive to US, is a western society thing, I'm British and include myself as part of it, embarrassing.
swedeonamoose
the brits are also eating tide pods ?
SomeRandomNobhead
All of western society will follow suite, were not even nations with our own identities anymore, just one big collective cultural mess.
ReasonableConservative
#2 oh Lord
Lostabarnacos
thejunhorde
dietderpsy
The worlds most depressing country
Derpmidget
are russians even the same breed of humans ?
WellBehavedZombie
So what octane does a tank require?
oo0ORB0oo
Russia is Fallout.
FriendlyAggressor
Fridge door girl risking life (+ eggs)
Chambuhs
Those eggs are huge
ArdvarkRoticeryChicken
I'm just annoyed by the damage she's doing to the hinge.
xycupid
But she seems good looking
TrueLegateDamar
Nah, Russian fridges double as nuclear shelters, she good
Hamsterwitherectiledysfunction
I would be more concerned for the taxi driver with the bear in the back seat to be honest
SexualConsent
Nah, that's just Borris Bearson, don't pay him any mind
SexualConsent
Nah, that's just Borris Bearson, don't pay him any mind
veight7
nah it's probably his unicycle riding pet bear
killKIRK
That Adida should be a Puma.
rezpawner
The one with kids and a chainsaw looks like Norway tbh.
rezpawner
Well kept houses and trees, a real sled, and the kids aren't shitfaced. These clues all point to it not being Russia.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
The cap the oldest one's using are so typical Norwegian, everyone had those in the late 70's, early 80's.
rezpawner
Also: No adidas tracksuits.
aoifewaechterin
The only people I can see out Russia-ing Russians are Floridians. Which makes perfect sense if you think about it.
FlyinDutchman88
I 100% agree with that statement!
Denim777
you mean cause russians are rushing, but floridians are flooring it?
Nandabun
I'm a wittle scawed.
GetCurious
In Russia people should know better than to go outdoors, but do it anyway. In Florida people should want to be outside but are terrified to.
Pmoraes
As a non-American, Can you please explain more?
LolisAreForPatting
Go to the Florida man subreddit. It will explain everything
theflyingnun
You see, it's because poverty.
RichardPicture
Am Floridian. Can confirm, with explanation: Most Floridians aren't from Florida. So stop sending us your crazies. We're full.
WetGooseFarts
As another Floridian here I have to agree with this comment.
canman24
Born and raised here and can completely disagree with your BS
allthecoolusernamesaretakensoimstuckwiththis
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Nicalanius
I was actually just telling my Floridian associate this today. They agreed.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Hmmm. Never heard of Floridians occupying Poland for decades
nilsondoze127001
I'm from Florida and I most certainly agree!! Go to Miami and you'll see all types of crazyy!
Placentaur
I like to call my sunshine state the 'Walmart of the U.S."
GadenKerensky
Are Russians Ice-Floridans? Or are Floridans Swamp-Russians?
AnnieGitchYerGun
Yes.
beccerz777
Is that a raw chicken on a leash in the last one?
BanadecCamberbootch
"Is that a... is that a fucking raw chicken?" --my reaction to that one.
Fennecks
Word for word said the same thing
Hamsterwitherectiledysfunction
It is indeed