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When in Australia, if you see a Fire Danger sign, take note....
because there is almost always the threat of bushfires
If you get a bit dusty, that's normal here,
and so is plenty of good humour!
We love a drink
Former Prime Minister Hawke loves a beer, as you can see
Don't leave your sharks on the beach....
crocs will steal your catch!
If you kill a croc....
you must take it with you!
If you see a Blue Ringed Octopus....
don't touch it!
If you leave your shoes outside....
check for Redbacks!
If Roger the Red Kangaroo has your bucket....
let him have it!
If you see this wombat crossing the road....
he has right of way!
If you go to the Gold Coast....
check out our lovely Meter Maids!
If you go to Coffs Harbour,
check out the Big Banana! Also it's a beaut place. In fact the whole place is a beautiful country, we just tell people it's dangerous to act tough!
MetalSkeletal
"Prepare. Act. Survive" should be on our coat of arms and in our national anthem.
ILikeYourNudes
based on the scale in the last picture, those are some very tiny people
Bawiis
Could scale @OPs mother with that banana
cosinewave
Gotta love Oz.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
I love how "None" is not even an option for fire danger.
timsy835
Did you rip this off news.com.au? Pretty sure I read this this morning over a milo....
clem48
They copied me. Probably.
Gatorjon
I know from science that octopus will fuck your shit up.
StUriah
Eww what kind of nasty "science" do you do?!
Worldf1re
Japanese science, obviously.
TheamazingMrE
I'm from Coffs harbour, it's raining and there's meth heads everywhere.
clem48
I grew up there!
TheamazingMrE
Did you have to steer clear of toormina then too?
clem48
I should have!