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Mar 23, 2018 2:02 AM

CaT PeRfORmS CoMpliCAtEd ArmBaR LocK AnD BreAkS HooMaNs Arm

“Dats it Mr. Wiseguy you’s outta here! You’s comin’ wif me right meow.” - Cat probably

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Diabeetus.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

That cat is trying to hump his arm. He's just not sure how to make it work.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 6

Check mine out idk which one is better lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That cat, naturally looks like it just got out of bed and I'm all here for it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This ... this is mine now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s checking to see if you got the diahbeetus.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That cat looks hung over. Give it some greasy food and a sprite...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me trying to cling onto life.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that's a strange toilet

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, shit! Your cat's trying to make you tap out. Might wanna sleep in separate rooms tonight.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I told you you have a problem. Now I'm stepping in. Consider this your intervention, and put the laptop away.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why is that person in the background in time out?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks like Ron Swanson

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Relevant Username you are the toilet

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Leave - you will not.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither of us likes this Cathleen, let's just get it over with and we can get on with our day OK?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're not leaving until it learns you about diabetus

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a fine creature that is

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“Mine nao” -cat probably

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"NO! I said I need that guy's leg, not his arm!" "OK, get his arm too."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clearly your Palico is trying to show you where to get some rare items.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LET ME LOVE YOU!! - Cat, probably

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do cats do this? Asking for a friend.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From personal experience, it's bc they know you are their food source, & love it when you scratch RIGHT THERE, & want you to keep doing both

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Not true. If a cat does this, they are trying to hump you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My friend says thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're most welcome. <3 also, if you ever want to get a cat, I strongly recommend your local shelter. They're just waiting to love you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1