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We'll end this on a sweet note
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Part # 1 - http://imgur.com/gallery/3vmFm
Part # 2 - http://imgur.com/gallery/2cPPI
If you guys want a Part 4, just say so in the comments.
dengerus
I felt so hungry reading this
possiblymanbearpig
IwasLikeWhoa
All sass. I don't like Wendy's, just because you're rude doesn't mean you're right.
HighestHorse
MemeStealingSkeleton
Fistouille
geiokami
Had Wendy's the other day, worst fast food burger.
Rivet95
The burger king stuff looks way better.
Veradux
hereforcake
Redhead, upskirt, foot fetish... meat.
s0cietya5under
Shit at least In-N-Out has everything fresh! I watch em cut the potatoes into fries. Their food is way better than Wendy's.
ImJustASalad
That's what I'm saying. It was cool at first now it looks like they're trying to be too edgy.
YeOldNerd
To be fair that Burger King burger looks way better than that Wendy's burger but I don't eat out enough to know which one is actually better
PseudoKirby
BK has 2 double cheese burgers, fries, 10 nuggies and drink for $5, is pretty good and filling
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFER
Homestly i feel like wendys needs some kind of competition now, a flame war would be nice
thor0486
Are these true though? I'm not sure corporate wendy's is down with the 'tude?
memesis
Mmm, flame-roasted burger war.
burpwind
I'm getting a little sick of this marketing style.
notacop69420
same
Ryebread91
#1 the BK food looks shopped in.
vidyagaem
Bun defying gravity, cookie not leaving a correct shadow from lighting (would be on cup), nuggies have incorrect shadows, and same for fries
knifeskills
We love Wendy's 12 year old social media manager! Rock on! BTW, the 4th man was Alan Bean, Apollo 12.
ratfaceddog
Either you're Alan Bean, or you googled the first time you saw this.
knifeskills
I'm Alan bean...lol. No but I just had to look it up for something else recently.
dethmetalgear
Andilee
Wendy's is good fast food... except the one in my area. Bad workers and management = bad food!
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
I've been to two, one was shit, the other one was ok. Still prefer McD's though, as far as fast food goes.
vidyagaem
The burgers taste borderline Five Guys where I am. One had me full the whole day.
hereforcake
I've only been to Five Guys once and I wasn't impressed so the comment about staff/management above us is definitely a huge factor.
Darkspire
I've worked with some dumb fuckers in food service, it definitely makes the job like ten times harder.
Tunaccat
The creepy wendy's eyes got me.
Nikagor
I jsut realized the collar spells "mom" ..
NachoPete
Oh shit.
Junktrunkjunkie
me too that was unexpected
PornhubsFirstTree
Wendys is good.. and these are hilarious.. but Taco Bell cleans me out the way I want.
vidyagaem
why do people get the runs from taco bell? or any spicy food in general? weird
PornhubsFirstTree
Beans beans the magical fruit.
ratfaceddog
Some have unmitigated gall. Others have unbladded gall.
plainoldusername
Mexicans are good at cleaning
JanetVanDyne
As a Mexican in Mexico, I wish.
TheGrubinator
Taco Bell's about as Mexican as Chuck E. Cheese's is Italian.
Shakezoolax9x
IllegalDuckling
Rowly ship
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
never let will smith die
thissitestealswhatcouldvebeenmyproductivity
How about a gif of wild Will with his specimen cup running over?
TheUsualLurker
BingleyBingleyBeep
That's amazing.
Combatmatt
"They blocked us lol"always. Airways fucking gets me
Cere4l
wouldve been so easy to respond to though.
blameitonmyjuice
Airways lol
vitaminalgas
"Out" bahahaha
Mike393
That one killed me too
ImOverExplainingThingsInATotallyInaccurateManner
OMG i never noticed Wendy's collar spells the word mom until now.
vidyagaem
original wendy had no mom, only dave thomas as a stepdad. oooohh spooky
hereforcake
I scrolled down to comment this, but I thought it was 'nom'.
laNikiNt
Me too! Thought I would find this somewhere in the comments.
Mercenarity
I thought I was the only one, but kept quiet about it for fear people would think me mad.
drakewarnock
I remember this being in the news a few years back. Wendy's was supposedly brainwashing us or something. It wasn't intentional, though (1
laNikiNt
Oh okay that's also cool I guess
drakewarnock
2) Just look at the sugar packets. It only really looks like 'mom' when they color everything the same.
ydwyrd
Did I just go back in time? I have to warn everyone the "smug Anime Wendy" meme is about to hit!
teekal
"Hey, Dave! You know those fresh, new memes you were after? Well look at this!"
ydwyrd
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Vansauce
And then soon after, the slutty wendy's cosplayers in branded panties.
GitRightStik
and then the same, but obese cosplayers. : (
PeterOscarson
apercent
Why does bks cookies look so bad
NicCagesDickRages
That BK ad clearly is from a studio. You'll never get food that looks like that at BK. The Wendy's one looks legit
supernintendo64
Because the chocolate chips look like raisins.
CaptCanada
OHH THAT MAKES ME SOO ANGRY
CapsShield
Because, like the rest of the menu, BK excels at delivering exotically disappointing food. (their milkshakes are really good though)
ginofgan
I prefer Sonics milkshakes but you do you.
Mehhhhh69
Chicken fries are at least half decent
BushToadSherlock
I ate so many chicken fries trying to collect all the Star Wars watches. I don't think I'll ever order them again.
wildsoapbox
I THINK YOU KNOW THAT WE ALL WANT PART 4
eagle193
I second this measure.
FlumboMcglumbo
4 for $4
ErgonomicZero
I think we really want 5 for 4
eirebadboy
Does Wendy's top say Mom?
thelegounderyourfoot
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Jowrdan
Yeraton
Thats a new one actually
TheHawkRules
*Sitting here confused because it was deleted*
codeacula
I think it was a penis.
wildsoapbox
Twas a penis
KillerTofu69
Probably still is. Wherever it ended up...
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UhOhChucksHere
this is awesome!
whenthebioisjustright
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inb4lolwut
RIP fur teh delted
DustyMcKnuckles
demon256
So, where's #4 ?! :O
ShkingsFuego
Jamie Foxx?
demon256
So, where's #4 ?! :O
ImgurTexan
this is why I love wendys
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
People are so easily manipulated... Don't forget to downvote me and feel victorious.
AsAHistorian
Almost forgot, thanks.
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
I gotchu fam.
thor0486
can you confirm this is true? I'm too skeptical to believe corporate wendy's would cross some of these lines. also where's old spice?
gerf
I love it for the food.We have Ws, McDs,Arby's,TacoSmell,BK and Wendy's gets most of my business. And the kids meal toys are better than McD
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
That's healthy living right there.
gerf
They have the best salads you know. Watch yo mouf or Wendy gonna find ya.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
seems like your "mouf" is already filled with the salad xD
n0n53n53
The food is pretty shit tho
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
Lets just say I wont go out of the way for a Wendys
danceyoucandanceeverybodylookatyourpants
I think it's better compared to most of the other chains though
n0n53n53
It depends on the individual store IMO. There's one by me and the McD's by me is so much better.
MissAizea
Proof that viral marketing is successful
scroogemcduckles
Does it increase sales tho?
Nobody7713
It keeps Wendy's in people's minds, so then next time that they're thinking of where they wanna go, it'll come to mind faster. Ad 101.
Tylvian
worked on me
JanetVanDyne
I'm a picky eater but I've considered going because of this. Sadly no one wants to go with me.
Darkspire
You might be an exception, but in my experience going out to eat with picky folks isn't a great time.
scroogemcduckles
Didn't work on me. I'm amused, but it doesn't make me more likely to eat there
Nobody7713
It's not a conscious thing. If it worked, you wouldn't even notice.
ultravioletultraviolence
the pickup line one was pretty damn smooth
YourMemeSucksHarderThanaDyson
It's old af though
ASongOfPissAndFarts
My friend doesn't get how to use it.
SlackerTactical
it was pretty sweet
titwrench
Smoove
rhilterbrant
I've used it at work, at Wendy's. We both laughed. It made the day go by a little faster.
DropDeadArtemus
My friend carried a sugar packet around that said "Sweet Thing" just for that reason.
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
Sweet Jesus!! I think I'm going to have to use that one!!!!
orbobb
did it work?
DropDeadArtemus
Well, he's used it countless times and had sex once, so what I'm saying is...There's a chance.
orbobb
like, sex once in his whole life, or once from using that line? cos once in his life Is worse than me.
DropDeadArtemus
Once in his whole life. And, at 27, he doesn't look to be interested in changing that anytime soon.
BigOrca
I want to know who runs their social media page so I can give them a crisp high-five
GinOClock
I want to slap them in the mouth because I get the feeling they'd like that.
GoofedAllOverYourFace
For you my friend, high-ten
TomIsMyDog
So. Crisp.
TrafalgarAtreides
+1 for crisp
Exigency
high 4
crovali
The highest of fives.
ilovecake
As someone who works in social, this account and ones like Arby's, Taco Bell, etc are run by agencies. It's not just 1 person. Generally,
ilovecake
There is a team handling graphics, a copywriter, someone to post the stuff on social to handle replies, a project manager, and more.
sailorparkboy
maybe wendy is really lady deadpool
thefunnymedic
It could be the crispest of fives, almost as crispy as their fries.
pluviofile
Our lettuce is always crisp
19wesley88
Amy Brown, she trolled the advertising boss so he gave her a job
NotoriousDoubleDipper
Crisp as opposed to McD's fries
eastbayrae
It's the same comedic genius that runs Trumps twitter account, that shit is pure gold. Hell, he roasts himself.
GiantRobotsRule
Some social media consulting firm that does data analysis on trends in digital humor. Or maybe it's a sassy redhead with pigtails.
matchstickmetropolis
Amy Brown and a team of two more
mimomisu
Amy is not with them anymore
bootymen
Can't you tell it's a 12 years old middle schooler who has balanced Twitter and full coarse load of school?
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happinessconsultant
Tell a Twitter joke
N0Juan
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PaulLynde
This is here. If you doubt just Google her name. https://www.linkedin.com/in/meredithulmer/
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Right, now someone draw an anime avatar of her.
Misfire5150
It would be a woman. That level of sassiness is reserves for women and gay men.
PaulLynde
I really want Burger King to hire a gay man for their social media person and watch the Wendy's BK catfight. It would be epic.
romeoblade
Stalker level 5/7
PaulLynde
Almost. One of her classmates posted it to twitter, tagged @Wendy's, I saw it, and filed it away..incase I needed it... like now...
Weentit
PaulLynde
I'd say 4/7 but I also found her photo so 5/7 http://www.otterbein.edu/public/Academics/FiveCardinalExperiences/NewsAndProfiles/ulmer.aspx
mimomisu
Yeah but most of these were by someone else I think and she doesn't work there anymore. It's been a couple of months maybe?
PaulLynde
LinkedIn says she still does.
mimomisu
It does on the top (linkedin is weird), but the timeline says she ended in March. And on her twitter she's "formerly a cheesburger" :)
PaulLynde
Aw well who the heck is her replacement!? The stalking must go on... ...I mean research. The Research must go on. For Science! ....nevermind
LieutenantScarecrow
I don't know the guy who works the twitter account, but I know his boss. He thinks it's hilarious and encourages it
passiveaggressivesesquipedalian
I hope you realize that it's in fact a woman who runs their social media and nolimitsonlife doesn't know shit. Google it.
LieutenantScarecrow
Well i'm sorry I used the wrong pronoun and made an assumption. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't know her.
TrustMeIAmTheGovernment
This is a done through a very deliberate social media strategy- not just a funny person with a manager that loves it.
SnowAndShadows
i want to buy him wendys
GadenKerensky
Because it WORKS. People love this, and complaints go nowhere because it's 'the shtick'. It's like a mascot.
TheGrubinator
"But they're just ADVERTISING to you!" No shit. But this is amusing advertisement. The kind that hooks you in, which is what advertising (1)
TheGrubinator
is SUPPOSED to do.
DogboneJim
Its the same effect my little pony has on its fans. (The non-toxic ones at least)
SomeCrazyNerd
It's marketing people actually want to look at.
PassThePinotPlz
Yeah, I'm into it.
TubaBandito
It's also memorable to the source. The Energizer Bunny was successfully memorable as a whole but made no noticeable difference for Energizer
Superslothsays
It's genius marketing in the digital age. I dig it.
DotSlashNatalie
Wait - you are telling me there is a manager out there that doesn't demand the opposite of common sense???
DingleBits
A lot of bosses in companies are concerned with PR. Most companies would be too weary to try this on social media.
daftgamer
Did you mean that they would be too leery?
Serrahfina
It's sad because advertising has stayed pretty stagnant for the past 20 years, maybe more? Like pull up a commercial from the 80s and one
Serrahfina
from today. Other than actually camera quality, the formula hasn't changed and commercials have been so over done that it's easy to ignore
Jupman
Seems like GIECO was the last ti take risk with crazy stuff