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At this point we're just handing them info
Mar 8, 2018 10:30 PM
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TheGirlInTheFireplace
Yeah, except all the cameras in this picture are facing away from her.
JarJarDrinks
Millennial tech addicts seriously need to get a life
russbusmcguss
Chaturbate bringing in the dolla dolla bills
RuffleMyFluffles
Pssh, get an IP68 phone and have access to your phone during a shower/bath at the expense of losing your speakers.
bwendan
CatzEyes93
Except that the moist air tripps the water damage strip
HydrochloricKitten
If you're that addicted, you don't need a shower curtain, you need T H E R A P Y and a rehab program.
dmay1210
Dumb, dumb, dumb de dumb. Did I say dumb?
ArtOzz
Useful for camhoes tho.
Drakhma
NSA, not FBI/
vazz
Great now they can watch me cry in the shower too..
hayx
Relatable
Bucksoh
It's going to take a lot more time to shower!
BobBelcherBurger
Because waterproof phones are less convenient than a shower curtain.
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
Ever splash water on a waterproof phone with a capacitive touchscreen? It doesn't work very well
ishido13
Why not just use ziploc bags?
Cheomesh
Why not Zoidburg?
obicatnobi
What's wrong with her eye?!
Spidey209
So you can't put your device down for 20mins? Maybe install a toaster too!
TaxTime
What's wrong with her eyes.
gorillaClutch
oh good people couldn't have access to me for one nanosecond glad we solved that
mburicao
samsneed
All fun and games until your phone gets
LittlemissEm
I think the pockets are on the outside
DenverCoderIX
This is it. This is how the world ends. Dear robot/alien overlords, we aren't worth saving.
TedTheMan
Christmas present ideas.
2and900
And mold*
MarkOfTheCovenant
I think the opening of the pocket is on the outside. Still a dumb idea tho
monochrony
the steam will still creep into the device. way too much humidity from a hot shower.
hooplababe
Making shower nudes easier for these thots
belcijan15
Think about what you just wrote and ask yourself if it makes any sense.
Mrprofilen
Makes sense to me.
Ekajra
Facilitating the photographing of nude self-portraits by women of a promiscuous nature.
Sm9yCg
All idiocracy aside, this is also fucking stupid. The Moisture from the showers will condensate inside the devices.
PeteTusk
Yes, and if they make it air-tight, the devices will probably overheat.
benifeddy
I put my phone in a ziploc and leave in a few feet from the shower so I can record ideas and so far it's never been wet inside the bag.
benifeddy
But I also put it in a sock, just in case.
ISayShenanigans
Won't water moisture mess up the inside of your devices over time?
TheThirteenthDoctor
That's why the pockets are on the outside of the curtain
ISayShenanigans
I know, but I mean, like moisture and steam on the other side of the curtain will collect inside the electronics, right?
BombBloke
Depends a bit on the device. iPhones in particular are vulnerable through their SIM card sockets.
AndThatsWhyIAlwaysSayShumShumSchlippidyDop
Yes.
ISayShenanigans
SCIENCE!
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
it’s a shame the iphone isn’t waterproof. oh wait...
swinglinered
there's an app for that
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
(it is waterproof)
BombBloke
It's really, really not. Most of it is water resistant, but anything like full immersion is a really bad idea.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
well yea. we are talking about a shower here.
BombBloke
Don't expect an iPhone to survive a shower unharmed, not unless the SIM slot is well covered.
BombBloke
You didn't get taken in by this hoax, did you?:
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
of course not. we all know it was ios 9 that made the phone waterproof.
5exyPanda
The fuck needs two cell phones and a fucking tablet? Bitch, your not that interesting!
butthawk
*zhat
txtcrown
What about her not that interesting?
OPislowkeyasnowpea
*yoar
ohheckyeahh
So you can be a pain cam whore on 3 different sites at once!
squidbastard
might be nice for video sex where your just getting nasty as possible
apercent
>sees 3 tablets. >Sees hot girl >immediately bitter af about it
dovebair
I was thinking that it was if two people were showering at the same time, but you don't want to imply sex because that's a touchy subject
dovebair
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
JunWasHere
People in higher positions in big companies will often have multiple phones to help compartmentalize different parts of their life & career.
throwawaynoms
Can confirm, have three phones and two tablets. Didn't realize it until now how tethered I was to my job. Thanks I guess.
JunWasHere
e.g. One for immediate family, one for inner company circle, one for official company stuff, maybe one disposable for anonymous stuff, etc..
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Honestly? Having more than one device even for a normal social life is amazing. Mobile plans tend to be cheap.
shutsman
*ur
WaBoom
*u're
Predacane35
Euwer*
ihearthearts
*yore
tReasonoustRump
*yr
JunWasHere
yuri?
NapkinBob
*yer
JaimeeSwartz
How bout ya just clean yourself
cheekychapstick
Sorry Dad
jmbmpt
Aint nobody got time for just that!
tornadosandwich
I like to out my phone on the shelf in the shower and watch cable while I'm washin
dismemberedtoddler
I think this is for enhanced shower masturbation
pearlypearll
Somehow I clicked my screen to read out loud while in my pocket at work and it was your comment that it read...
apoliticalpanda
They did say 'stay connected while yet wet'
ISGLASS
sarcasticbear
FiveShiftOne
More like enhanced camgirling
Uhohjim
I like where this is going
lluagor
Showerthought about shower fap to shower porn in the shower. Shower!
IHaveToPeePee
bryanthatguy
That user name.
EmmyHearts
Need that in my life!
Jncat
Brought to you by the makers of fleshlight shower mount and suction cup dildos.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Beat me by 31 minutes....
BatmanRidingANarwhal
[Insert masturbation joke] yadda yadda yadda
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
*it
ciniscinder
That's what she said
alottabees
31 minutes? It only takes me 31 seconds!
CyranoDeBurlapSack
Humble bragging much?
jemiole
I guess you were pretty busy...
BatmanRidingANarwhal
HoboNinja91
*for
Ialwaysupvotewinston
*it
MeSoErnie
*seconds
Lonehoof
*off
IvnWng
Water are terrible lubricants.
LavaAxe
Dam them water who are so unlubricative
ForgivingCat
Meh. Don't need lube. Have foreskin.
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ForgivingCat
Masturbation marathon in the shower? Too old for that shit. ;) I'm the one cleaning the drain.
RexZE
All nat-ur-al.
DanTheStanMan
I would think you use the body wash or shower lotion as lube.
ArjacRockfistChampionOfTheKingsGuard
Spoken like a veteran.
notleftshark
Good hair conditioner i find works the best, also keeps the man hedge smooth
somethingstupidandclever
Brave man. But no. Not recomended.
mcshady
Conditioner. Goddamn man, soap is caustic, you dont want that on your dangly bits for longer than it takes to wash them.
InternetExplorer2001
Body wash stings like a bitch if it gets in your pee hole
xuvial
Use a shower gel for sensitive skin. Original Source shower gel is nice.
Zultharr
Jeez..just put the tech down for 10 minutes.
dontlookinmybeard
Barf?
twistedmonkey07
Right! Get off the phone and wash yo ass!
mpaulson111
...upvote, as i approach hour 2 on imgur....
LoukitKhemka
Sure, just after I reply to this comment.
Notracistgrandpa
But I really like to jack off in the shower
cheeseguy3412
Didn't Japan make it a requirement to have phones have baseline waterproofing because vast amounts were dying when taken into showers?
SilverFish0
At least the iPad, phones are fine where they are
iamthisguy247
I see your point. But counterpoint: it'd be great for fapping in the shower.
HeroOfKvatch1
idontevenknowsillymonkey
I recall an article interviewing a guy that was a top Clash of Clans player that got paid to manage some of his clanmate's accounts. He 1/
idontevenknowsillymonkey
had to take the devices with him in the shower etc just so they wouldn't sign out and get attacked. What a life 2/2
freakydeath33
says the player browsing imgur on on the toilet ;)
80percentlegs
Nevarrr! I neeeed connteeenntt!!!!
phillies13
Saw a guy on his phone at the urinal last weekend. I hope it fell in.
FireBreathingStockBroker
My phone is waterproof. So. No.
BlackElkSpeaks
2 minutes here.. wish they were longer but showers don't stay hot for long in Korea /:
MechAegis
Gotta stay connected to the latest and greatest and not be feeling FOMO YOYO
hecknbamboozlin
That's a terrible idea
EmoBacon
10 minutes that's xp waste friend i shower between ticks
Assfullofbread
I upvoted you but I have a tv in my bathroom that I watch while I take a shower
soupisforwinners
No
Baeloro
I can't keep the porn playing in my head that long...
HolyCringeLordBatman
I dunno, being able to actually cycle my music while in the shower sounds nice
dovebair
Aren't there totally waterproof versions in s. Korea?
neonoptic
"TEN MINUTES?! THAT'S KOOKY TALK!" - Kramer
thegelatoking
Only when I sleep...for ten minutes.
Wereallsick
Yes! Please put them shits down for a bit and look around you for a while
HolyCringeLordBatman
Yes, look at those four beautiful walls of the shower
Wereallsick
Haha I didn't mean in that particular moment
Fawnzee
Excuse me, that is prime fapping time, I feel personally attacked
daMinz
But netflix in the shower tho
lolaluftnagel
Lol i do that. I hate the silence. Makes me feel lonely
daMinz
i just listen to stand up on pandora.
Tellcerseiitwasme
I’m a joe Rogen pod cast shower listener
TheFriendliestGiant
Ten minutes? Geez, someone rushes through their showers!
CleverViking
I'm usually 5-10 minutes, but I'm "damaged" from my mandatory military service. Had to clean my entire room and then be a guard 12 hours >_>
CapsShield
5 minutes soap up/down, 25 minutes contemplating life, 5 wondering if I can stay in here forever... okay the water's going cold, time to go.
PiGuy314
I would take longer, but my apartment only gets 10 minutes of hot water any more.
JohnnyKlutch
Over ten minutes? Geez, someone doesn't live in California!
TheFriendliestGiant
Haha, nope! Not much drought in Southern Ontario at the moment, thankfully!
Shamwowser
I thought 10 minutes was a long shower
SteelMakesMeHard
dmex
WHAT!? WHY!?
PassTheGiggles
DitaliniDuuland
But, the water being wasted..... :(
SuperLudo
Downvoting this is retarded. Water reserves are not as easy to maintain as people assume and a drought hits and everyone has wasteful habits
Zultharr
Don't tell me what I can downvote! -1
SuperLudo
Didn't say you couldn't, said it was retarded :3 +1 how you like me now?
ChristopherWalkensVoice
...on relaxation
BlackElkSpeaks
Canadoug
Really? I'm usually 10 minutes or less in the shower.
srslydude
You must not have long hair. That shit takes 10 minutes alone to shampoo and condition
Clitastrophe
I usually go until I the water starts turning too cold, after over a half hour. ... I love showering so much, but the getting out part...
Clitastrophe
And then the drying off part... It's a hassle... so I never want to get out.
Koshunae
I just like showering. A nice warm shower is bliss.
RedTree6767
Californians hate him
iguanodonz
I mean, it'd be convenient for listening to music while you shower.
imissmitchhedberg
Shower radio. It’s real.
samsonguy920
Use a cup. As in put your mobile in a cup. Great sound amplification.
wefw
I just put my phone/tablet in a gallon ziplock bag when I want it near there, fold the excess bag under. Haven't had water related problems.
becausebugeye
I too have seen The League
EnergyFiend
I love that I can just yell, "Hey Google turn it down!" while I shower.
thepurpletwitch
Oh so you have conversations with your fbi guy?
DukeDarkwood
Wouldn't that be the NSA?
FlabbergastedLoaderbot
Bluetooth speaker on a shelf fixes that.
Dragonshitless
Yeah, but some people are deaf or hard of hearing
FlabbergastedLoaderbot
So probably wouldn't be concerned about music in the shower.
Dragonshitless
Some deaf/ hard of hearing people can hear music while wearing headphones or something like that
HolyCringeLordBatman
And you change songs how?
FirePrinceZuzu
How long do your showers take, that you need to change songs?
TheRicM
Butler
FlabbergastedLoaderbot
Playlists exist. And I can switch songs on my speaker.
IAskImportantQuestionsSometimes
They make really cheap blue tooth speakers that are shower-friendly. Plus they have buttons to play the skip and rewind tracks.
DeadnCold
The cheap ones I have seen only have start, stop and volume control. Ones with skip back and forth are expensive and few and far between.
HolyCringeLordBatman
What I'm getting at here is, how is that any "better" than having your phone there?
DatDarthCaedus
Hm... voice control?
auserwithaname
Waterproof smart watch. That way if I get notifications I know whether they're urgent or not. (I can get called out any time)
HolyCringeLordBatman
I understand there are other ways to do it, I was simply trying to make the case that why does it matter which particular piece of tech you
HolyCringeLordBatman
take in with you
Zultharr
The real irony here is that I wrote this with my smartphone.
GalacticCrunch
Really? I still send telegrams to the Imgur office to post on my behalf.
Fairdinkums
I typed this with the end of my pen to tell you to put the tech down for 10 minutes it was hard
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
always upvote honesty
SparklingCockWaffle
While taking a dump.
tomyironmane
... in the bathroom?
radioGifDriver
I waited a long time to get a smart phone a social media, I can't stop this stupid shit now
ForgotMyOtherAcct
It'd be better if you somehow wrote it without technical assistance
Deffentlynotagnome
Quit double dipping.
TheRicM
It's not a double dip, it's an internal joke ecosystem he created. +1 in my book
37PiecesOfFlair
TheRicM
Absolutely love the username
TheRicM
Whilst taking a shower and utilizing this brand new device-holding shower curtain
hibsta
Would've been better if you were in the shower too
rabbiebabbie
He was probably shitting like most of us on here
Evilprodigy
Yeah that's me, writing this comment on the porcelain throne
Zultharr
I do that in the shower too then waffle-stomp in down the drain.
Zultharr
Who says I'm not?
PBRonIce
Jeez... Put the tech down for a minute!!!
TheFeralDog
Me, the guy assigned to monitor you.
Alexylkoe
Yeah I don't believe you either. Send me some pics as well
HuzPro
Aww comekn i want em too :/
AnnoyedLynx
Pics or it didn't happen
Willybum84
JapAnus
NSA here, wouldn't recommend it. They're not too flattering.