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Jun 30, 2017 12:42 AM
Xehanortdark2
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whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
fun fact: this guy's a stop-mo animator at Laika. He worked on Paranorman and Kubo.
baturinsky
Washer is like this for laundry. Few minutes to load/unload instead of hours of scrubbing, and still you are lazy about it.
LegendOfRon
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Is that the same guy who did the different walks on the treadmill?
Zombienox
Michael???
salutarybasher
https://i2.wp.com/www.lifewithjacquie.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/giphy.gif?resize=480%2C270
soaksloginwood
Not sure which makes this gayer; the hat or the way he storms off.
idiotn00b
I see, it's actually in reverse. Quite clever, really.
reallyAhuman
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
"Well you might find out it'll go to your head... with a snap of your fingers you can make your bed. That's what I said."
BanThisIfYouDare
"You still lazy" to use the verb TO BE.
PrincessPecanPie
What about the fitted sheet? Its magic to even put it on at all!
OverzealousDude
Harry Potter and the chamber of teenage hormones.
IronicJeremyIrons
I've come to this point at my job. Housekeeper btw
BulletWhole
better than those magicians who make a big deal of pointing at a card....
AFinchinthedark
DarthFutuza
https://i.giphy.com/jylNi93k5BO5q.gif
Chaos2183
She turned me into a newt!
cooplander
Chores are hard! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND7yJ7sMosk
ConfessionBare
Now to Slytherin under the covers.
CaitheRaith
Why don't you have more points?!
Thisdepressioniskillingme
OldTownPhantom
Hufflepuff in the streets, Gryffindor in the sheets
vitfall
Brave, but none too bright?
bucketfullofotters
Ravenclaw in the sheets. I like my partners creative.
Rehoy
fun fact: You are more likely to get budbugs if you keep your bed tidy and clean, if you were to keep it messy.
Thesaya
You can just wait to do your bed until after you showered for the same result though. Not that I ever make my bed, you can though.
FineapplePie
Bed bugs don't spontaneously exist you bring them into your bed which is why you should shower and wear clean pjs before going to bed
TheOneTrueGosh
Quick Google search reveals that it's because a messy bed dries out faster, and the bedbugs become dehydrated and die.
TheOneTrueGosh
*facepalm* Sorry, I meant /dust mites/ dry out and die. ACTUAL bed bugs maybe not so deterred, methinks.
OKiluvUBuhBai
Heard fire / heat is literally the only way to get rid of them. So you know, burn the house or like, throw your sheets in the dryer.
CanIGetSomeCajunFries
Why's that?
Arumarm
It allows the sheets to dry out after being covered in body juice. Lack of moisture makes bad living conditions. Still gotta wash them tho.
Movietimeme
foxhounding
Is this Matt from the leftovers???
petria
it's Christopher Eccleston.
Clockworkdancerobot
"Young man, I didn't raise you to half-ass magic the bed. Get those hospital corners right now!"
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
I work in a hospital and hate hospital corners. The old people can't stand that shit, having their gouty toes oppressed by them.
OfficialBenderRodriguez
I work at a hospital and we don't bother with hospital corners
ashmenon
*childhood flashbacks of hospital corners intensify*
JasonWaterfaIIs
*fetches corners of a hospital*
TwahaRamadhani
Ughhh mamuuu get out of my room!! Gaddd
DeusExMagikarp
Reminds me of bootcamp
tehzpoon
To all military fathers: this teaches a kid 1) how to feel bad about not doing simple things well enough, 2) how to resent your parenting.
IncredibleNurse
They're called mitered corners. Ask me how I know.
FrozenFoodGuy
Is it possible that you know this due to your occupation as a nurse..?
IncredibleNurse
One of life's great mysteries
drickanderson
Omg my father and hospital corners
IWrestledABearAndWon
Found the military brat
drickanderson
yup