Those who control the sharks, control the universe.

Jul 26, 2020 12:16 AM

TwoInchesOfFun

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Those who control the sharks, control the universe.

Frank, calm down! This isn't you..you have a drinking problem and need to leave now!

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Munch guppy!!

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It's surprising his body can fit inside that suit with his massive balls taking up so much room.

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Let me eat you! Damnit come-on! Just a little bite! Oh fuck it fine, I'm leaving.

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Oh shit, they can use their grabbers to turn us! Our one weekness... run.

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Do diving suits come with the brown pants? I would need them in brown.

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Holy shit is that a tiger shark?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep

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Is that a bait box of some kind? Is this just over-eager bite reflex in anticipation of treats? I know sharks sometimes get pats from divers

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Boop on the nose

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You notice how the shark instinctively relaxes when put upside down? This is how Orcas hunt them. They take advantage of that reflex.

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You always see movies of these sinister sharks who stalk and wait to pounce the protagonist. Truth is they’re dumb fish with a bite reflex

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Some sharks, like great whites, are very curious, unfortunately they have a 2 year old's method of interacting with the world. Putting

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EVERYTHING in their mouths.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sharks are so cute

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Dammit Karl just let me eat you!

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So bitey

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5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Let me bite you! Shark probably

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Wtf.... D.W!!

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Remember the episode where Arthur punches D.W, this is probably why

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Octonauts say that sharks are ticklish under their gills.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Try it once. Once.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do not boop. Giant killing machine. Don't want to die

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That escalated quickly

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone else read that to the tune of "Let it go"?

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

I wasn't at first but now I am, and it's amazing!

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Someone once told me male sharks have two dicks but I’ve never googled it. Cuz I’m not shark-gay.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's what I've been hearing on the commercials for Shark Week.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Called claspers. But females only have one “vent”. They use one or the other clasper depending on left side or right side “docking”.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are they trying to put frinkin laser beams on those sharks?

5 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

It's only fair. Every creature deserves a warm meal.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Reference to shark week 2014?

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Austin Powers.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We JUST talked about this in our last DND session

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Oh wow! I was always looking at Bruce! Never noticed the one on the left has a nose peircing!

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That is a fucking tiger shark. Just...no.

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A tiger shark learning that humans = food. They get bitey when there is no food due to learned behaviours, Its disguting to see it praised!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are also one of the few species that have demonstrated non-food related aggression towards humans.

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Dude is wearing a backwards trucker hat while diving...you know someone out of frame is holding his beer

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"It is funny, in the grand scheme of the universe, that an expert and a newbie may perform the same action, for different reasons, and end

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up with differing, OR identical results." -- Anonymous?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legit

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Keeps the mullet in check

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It keeps your hair out of your face if the water is too warm to wear a hood.

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No drinking and diving!

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Usually the wildest looking one in the bunch is called "the guide".

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Bro needs to save some merpussy for the rest of us

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This is the best comment of 2020 ...

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... so far

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I try not to curse, but fuck that! I have a phobia about being eaten alive.

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Cows kill more than sharks.

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Everyone does

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Sharks are actually very unlikely to attack humans. They may swim close but end up swimming off. U r more likely to get attacked by a cow.

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In the ocean?

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Lol no. Just statistically speaking a lot worse could happen to you than being attacked by a shark.

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My friend, very few people don’t have a phobia of being eaten alive by sharks.

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or anything really.Bears,Ants,Falcons,Alligators & Crocs, Tigers & Lions, Wolves,Piranha,Swarms of birds,Giant earthworms,BUT gonna have to

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

quibble bout "very few don't have a phobia".Phobia's prevent one from getting in the water at all. most people have a natural Aversion.

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