Jul 26, 2020 12:16 AM
TwoInchesOfFun
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ins0mnio
Frank, calm down! This isn't you..you have a drinking problem and need to leave now!
Kliban
Munch guppy!!
popvulture
It's surprising his body can fit inside that suit with his massive balls taking up so much room.
jbcars4life
Let me eat you! Damnit come-on! Just a little bite! Oh fuck it fine, I'm leaving.
Rigatonia
Oh shit, they can use their grabbers to turn us! Our one weekness... run.
Attritshun
feelingfine69
Do diving suits come with the brown pants? I would need them in brown.
Whooa
Holy shit is that a tiger shark?
Dooovde
Yep
Draketeeth
Is that a bait box of some kind? Is this just over-eager bite reflex in anticipation of treats? I know sharks sometimes get pats from divers
MexicanTrainer
Boop on the nose
mjangelvortex
You notice how the shark instinctively relaxes when put upside down? This is how Orcas hunt them. They take advantage of that reflex.
CaptainKipup
You always see movies of these sinister sharks who stalk and wait to pounce the protagonist. Truth is they’re dumb fish with a bite reflex
angryregistrar
Some sharks, like great whites, are very curious, unfortunately they have a 2 year old's method of interacting with the world. Putting
EVERYTHING in their mouths.
SigynRose
Sharks are so cute
callingalljanmichaelvincents
v
artisviolent
Dammit Karl just let me eat you!
catsandcoke
So bitey
Tchae
tclothingw
Let me bite you! Shark probably
Guttahtrash
TrapGodHarambe
Wtf.... D.W!!
Remember the episode where Arthur punches D.W, this is probably why
redmangc
MemeFist.png
OhhhHamletHamletHamletHamlet
Octonauts say that sharks are ticklish under their gills.
FaustsAccountant
Try it once. Once.
CrazyladyinJapan
Do not boop. Giant killing machine. Don't want to die
Prostatus
Wraid
BaloneyBob
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
TheOriginalMikeMan
skip2112
That escalated quickly
DonkeyGoat
Anyone else read that to the tune of "Let it go"?
DarthWikki
I wasn't at first but now I am, and it's amazing!
NSAgent
Someone once told me male sharks have two dicks but I’ve never googled it. Cuz I’m not shark-gay.
smashpro1
That's what I've been hearing on the commercials for Shark Week.
thecontractor
Called claspers. But females only have one “vent”. They use one or the other clasper depending on left side or right side “docking”.
Tarnation
Are they trying to put frinkin laser beams on those sharks?
Trimick
It's only fair. Every creature deserves a warm meal.
ironmanwasthebest
Reference to shark week 2014?
Fargus57
Austin Powers.
TheGodsMustBeCrazy
We JUST talked about this in our last DND session
Turbolibros
lolabreon96
Oh wow! I was always looking at Bruce! Never noticed the one on the left has a nose peircing!
WatcherInTheDark
That is a fucking tiger shark. Just...no.
whitewater0034
A tiger shark learning that humans = food. They get bitey when there is no food due to learned behaviours, Its disguting to see it praised!
They are also one of the few species that have demonstrated non-food related aggression towards humans.
veryhandsomebro
Dude is wearing a backwards trucker hat while diving...you know someone out of frame is holding his beer
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
"It is funny, in the grand scheme of the universe, that an expert and a newbie may perform the same action, for different reasons, and end
up with differing, OR identical results." -- Anonymous?
wheresmybanana
Legit
PurityOfEssence
Keeps the mullet in check
hhggg3000
It keeps your hair out of your face if the water is too warm to wear a hood.
sailawaydyer0
No drinking and diving!
JustinoRey
Usually the wildest looking one in the bunch is called "the guide".
privateeyeswatchingyouwatchingme
Khrome
Bro needs to save some merpussy for the rest of us
darthmom
This is the best comment of 2020 ...
... so far
bobgunrunnersmith
I try not to curse, but fuck that! I have a phobia about being eaten alive.
TiptronicS
Cows kill more than sharks.
EZMONEY98
Everyone does
bstack1994
Sharks are actually very unlikely to attack humans. They may swim close but end up swimming off. U r more likely to get attacked by a cow.
toogoodtomiss
In the ocean?
Lol no. Just statistically speaking a lot worse could happen to you than being attacked by a shark.
ijusthavenoidea
My friend, very few people don’t have a phobia of being eaten alive by sharks.
or anything really.Bears,Ants,Falcons,Alligators & Crocs, Tigers & Lions, Wolves,Piranha,Swarms of birds,Giant earthworms,BUT gonna have to
quibble bout "very few don't have a phobia".Phobia's prevent one from getting in the water at all. most people have a natural Aversion.
ins0mnio
Frank, calm down! This isn't you..you have a drinking problem and need to leave now!
Kliban
Munch guppy!!
popvulture
It's surprising his body can fit inside that suit with his massive balls taking up so much room.
jbcars4life
Let me eat you! Damnit come-on! Just a little bite! Oh fuck it fine, I'm leaving.
Rigatonia
Oh shit, they can use their grabbers to turn us! Our one weekness... run.
Attritshun
feelingfine69
Do diving suits come with the brown pants? I would need them in brown.
Whooa
Holy shit is that a tiger shark?
Dooovde
Yep
Draketeeth
Is that a bait box of some kind? Is this just over-eager bite reflex in anticipation of treats? I know sharks sometimes get pats from divers
MexicanTrainer
Boop on the nose
mjangelvortex
You notice how the shark instinctively relaxes when put upside down? This is how Orcas hunt them. They take advantage of that reflex.
CaptainKipup
You always see movies of these sinister sharks who stalk and wait to pounce the protagonist. Truth is they’re dumb fish with a bite reflex
angryregistrar
Some sharks, like great whites, are very curious, unfortunately they have a 2 year old's method of interacting with the world. Putting
angryregistrar
EVERYTHING in their mouths.
SigynRose
Sharks are so cute
callingalljanmichaelvincents
artisviolent
Dammit Karl just let me eat you!
catsandcoke
So bitey
Tchae
tclothingw
Let me bite you! Shark probably
Guttahtrash
TrapGodHarambe
Wtf.... D.W!!
TrapGodHarambe
Remember the episode where Arthur punches D.W, this is probably why
redmangc
MemeFist.png
OhhhHamletHamletHamletHamlet
Octonauts say that sharks are ticklish under their gills.
FaustsAccountant
Try it once. Once.
CrazyladyinJapan
Do not boop. Giant killing machine. Don't want to die
Prostatus
Wraid
BaloneyBob
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
TheOriginalMikeMan
skip2112
That escalated quickly
DonkeyGoat
Anyone else read that to the tune of "Let it go"?
DarthWikki
I wasn't at first but now I am, and it's amazing!
NSAgent
Someone once told me male sharks have two dicks but I’ve never googled it. Cuz I’m not shark-gay.
smashpro1
That's what I've been hearing on the commercials for Shark Week.
thecontractor
Called claspers. But females only have one “vent”. They use one or the other clasper depending on left side or right side “docking”.
Tarnation
Are they trying to put frinkin laser beams on those sharks?
Trimick
It's only fair. Every creature deserves a warm meal.
ironmanwasthebest
Reference to shark week 2014?
Fargus57
Austin Powers.
TheGodsMustBeCrazy
We JUST talked about this in our last DND session
Turbolibros
lolabreon96
Oh wow! I was always looking at Bruce! Never noticed the one on the left has a nose peircing!
WatcherInTheDark
That is a fucking tiger shark. Just...no.
whitewater0034
A tiger shark learning that humans = food. They get bitey when there is no food due to learned behaviours, Its disguting to see it praised!
WatcherInTheDark
They are also one of the few species that have demonstrated non-food related aggression towards humans.
veryhandsomebro
Dude is wearing a backwards trucker hat while diving...you know someone out of frame is holding his beer
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
"It is funny, in the grand scheme of the universe, that an expert and a newbie may perform the same action, for different reasons, and end
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
up with differing, OR identical results." -- Anonymous?
wheresmybanana
Legit
PurityOfEssence
Keeps the mullet in check
hhggg3000
It keeps your hair out of your face if the water is too warm to wear a hood.
sailawaydyer0
No drinking and diving!
JustinoRey
Usually the wildest looking one in the bunch is called "the guide".
privateeyeswatchingyouwatchingme
Khrome
Bro needs to save some merpussy for the rest of us
darthmom
This is the best comment of 2020 ...
darthmom
... so far
bobgunrunnersmith
I try not to curse, but fuck that! I have a phobia about being eaten alive.
TiptronicS
Cows kill more than sharks.
EZMONEY98
Everyone does
bstack1994
Sharks are actually very unlikely to attack humans. They may swim close but end up swimming off. U r more likely to get attacked by a cow.
toogoodtomiss
In the ocean?
bstack1994
Lol no. Just statistically speaking a lot worse could happen to you than being attacked by a shark.
ijusthavenoidea
My friend, very few people don’t have a phobia of being eaten alive by sharks.
toogoodtomiss
or anything really.Bears,Ants,Falcons,Alligators & Crocs, Tigers & Lions, Wolves,Piranha,Swarms of birds,Giant earthworms,BUT gonna have to
toogoodtomiss
quibble bout "very few don't have a phobia".Phobia's prevent one from getting in the water at all. most people have a natural Aversion.