BeckysaurusRex
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Dec 2, 2019 10:18 PM
BeckysaurusRex
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Now claim your prize
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Prostate cancer is asshoe
Miguelxdz
Ok, coomer.
AtsaMattaForMe
BigTiddyGothLover
Trying so hard to cancel it out
Graylinfaux
A month of not beating your meat will not give you cancer, or even an increased risk.
UnhelpfulAnswers
I always upvote natural selection
JaromirAzarov
"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes." has never been so spot on...
Yarreen
Can someone more talented than me, PLEASE, make a template. Or provide the premade one.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Probably just find whatever episode the clips are from and take (original quality, lossless) screenshots of those exact frames
cokebot9000
TOO SOON
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Dryheat
I'm doing my part to fight prostate cancer! I should have been able to cure it by now!
pancakesplz
A hero for the modern age right here folks.
LostNoun
Yeah if you can't hold off for 1 single month you might have a problem. 1 month will absolutely not cause cancer. I know its a joke, still.
Mexicunt
HashbrownsOfLove
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
Now its time for denial december
DoublevBomb
Gratify yourself sexually when you feel like it, so long as your choices aren't negatively impacting other people in a measurable way.
igollum42
What was I growing hair on my palms for then?
HelvetinKettu
well its been 2 months now since last time, and i dont have any sexual desires anymore, im just waiting for that cancer
MarkPenrice
Surely "wet dreams", which are natures way of clearing the backlog if you don't take matters into your own hands.
AShartInTheWind
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv/tv-news/daily-show-proud-boys-alt-right-masturbation-909193/
BeckysaurusRex
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mrico
I accidentally joined the no shave November.. I’m a girl.
pancakesplz
"accidentally"
thelastofthemehicans
*insert creepy comment about the curtains and the carpet*
mrico
Update: I have to shave Bc Im meeting a guy... lol
ugn1
So I'm gonna have cancer because I never nut? That's not neat.
EroticZombiePants
Some people can't nut because they have cancer.
RolandLovecraft
Normalface
I know it's a joke, but can we just not rag on people trying to make their lives a little bit better?
GTimgur
These dislikes were unjust. You were trying to be kind!
Normalface
That's never stopped hate on here before.
iamthecanadian
No nut was about making your life better?
Normalface
I thought it was about breaking a dopamine addiction. Specifically the dopamine response to a manually generated orgasm.
EroticZombiePants
It was pretty much started by dudes that can't grow beards.
Normalface
If that's what you have to tell yourself to feel better, then I guess that's what you have to do.
Radix865
Not everyone who masturbates has that for fucks sake.
Normalface
Not everyone who smokes is addicted to nicotine, not everyone who drinks is addicted to alcohol oh, not everyone who eats a candy bar1/2
Normalface
Is a diabetic. Just because it's not true for you does not make it less true for someone else. We are not crabs in a pot.
orgyporgyfordandfun
I concur, I feel like this hate on no fap is a Hivemind of crab cumbrains who can't stand to see people climbing out of the bucket
Miguelxdz
Don’t listen to the coomers.
SearchingInProgress
It's typical, any attempt to go against the masses idea of what they consider is normal is almost like an attack on their ego.
Normalface
Absolutely. People want you to do better, just not better than them.
srslysterling
Only on Imgur would people argue that you have to jerk off every single day to not get cancer
BeckysaurusRex
*cough* it was a joke I ain't dumb
DoorCellar
It's about twice a week and it's a real thing.
Alistairetheblu
chiefrunswithscissors
...that's clearly not what anyone has said. This post doesn't say anything beyond at least once a month
mattbl
Not masturbating for a month won't give you prostate cancer, which is the implication of the post
chiefrunswithscissors
I'm not arguing that what the post implied is wrong. I'm just arguing against the ridiculous comment I was replying to
GodDamnGuy
I know cancer isn't fucking funny but I laughed at this lol
coothlesscthulhuwastaken
I have renal cancer, I honestly love cancer jokes. Either laugh or cry my friend, but laughing is free and it can make a huge difference.
SedativeComet
Anything can be funny, example; “we like our violence how we like our beer: domestic”
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
We like our terrorists like we like our beer, imported
GorillaStark
Their reward probably was ejaculating in their sleep
theyar
Yeah even at my age I'm pretty sure I couldn't actually go a month, not if including sleep.
Bobbinapples
This is why I think the whole idea is stupid.
Moofinmahn
I've never actually had that happen, even when I take a full month off
9gagjpeg
Lol full month off, sorry about your sex drive bruh
Moofinmahn
A few years ago I did the NNN thing, haven't done it since. Being severely depressed probably helps though.
Exowe
Probably got hella dope wet dreams tho
youcanchangeyourusernam
Hold on. Ejaculation fights cancer?
theyar
Making sure you keep doing it a few times a week at least, even after your body stops demanding it that often, can prevent prostate cancer.
kingloofa455
Im going to live FOREVERRRRRR
somnif
There's some correlation, but causation hasn't been proven
PianoMan2112
Or not ejaculating causes cancer?
sauvage1
Frequently is a loosely used term https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-risk#1
Radix865
Regular ejaculation has been found to reduce the chances of getting a prostate cancer.
MrMineHeads
No it hasn't. This is probably the most infuriating factoid I have seen spread. Jack off all you want, you are not fighting cancer.
dashers
https://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838%2816%2900377-8/fulltext
banz111
Can we pretend, though?
MrMineHeads
Straight from the NHS: https://www.nhs.uk/news/cancer/frequent-ejaculation-may-decrease-prostate-cancer-risk/
AlkeneThiol
No causal link. Could very well just be that being able to ejaculate 21 times per month in middle age indicates less chance of PC
MrMineHeads
Yes, that is the point. We don't know, yet people are running around saying that if you don't jack off, you will have prostate cancer.
professionalConfirmologist
I thought it was no shave November? My beard growth has been for NOTHING?!
FrigginTodd
Novembeard
Livingexistence
Dont forget Dirty December... and Just Fuck it January Furry February... Man Bush March... All hairy April... the list goes on
QuiteADapperAsshole
It’s been for you, bro.
Pawnderlust
Long beard but not sexually frustrated. Sounds like a win
LeSethX
I failed both, either way.
manslut
Well now you can pop a fat load right into your beard.
Voltair
A beard is its own reward.
stinkingyeti
In australia it's just the mo for Movember, raising money and awareness etc.
stinkingyeti
Which, btw, my ex-wife used to mock me for participating in. And when i did some pretend outrage at her going to a breast cancer breakfast,
stinkingyeti
well, the shit hit the fan then i'll tell ya.
IrwinFireson
Not for nothing! Now you can get lots of heterospeculative compliments from other males
sciencebasedlifeform
What about Jizz July?
BatmanAndCradleRobin
My beard growth has been for NUTTING
Vasalkar
thats *mo*vember, not called “no shave november” lmao
3toedsloth
https://www.google.com/search?q=no+shave+november
ipoopedalittle
Movember is for growing a mustache. No Shave November is for children who can't grow a beard but want to think they can.
professionalConfirmologist
I'm not a child nor do I have issues growing a glorious beard
ipoopedalittle
Which is why I participate every year.
Pigdogcow
WTF?! I thought this was no poop November.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
You'd die if you didn't evacuate your bowels for a month (before you got to a month, obviously)
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
maybe they just have an extremely extensive and intricate bowel?
IWasACatAllAlong
Wtf i thought this was no drinking november? I died for nothing?!
FullMetalMonika
At least I get something for no sanity november, right purple monkey?
ThisIsTheBestICanDo
Your reward might be the same.
Pigdogcow
A beard?
ThisIsTheBestICanDo
I meant, as the post.
TBJ1118
Precisely
LokiShinigami
No shave november is for prostate health. No nut november was made by a troll, 'cause regular masturbation's good for proper prostate health
TacoPuncher
What's considered "regular"
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
On the hour, every hour. No matter where you are.
koops
Instructions unclear. Got kicked out of the funeral home.
kwyjiboner
I wouldn't say troll... more like a bunch of misguided guys who equate not nutting with porn addiction.
swagb98623
Avoiding nutting doesn't sound like a guy's idea
charlie2979
Not that i do it but it's not because of porn addiction my dude. For for the first time you nut after the month.
potatothegreat
He died from cancer didnt he?
Wankathon
Shoulda wanked more
Quetzal4U
Oh man I remember him dying but missed the actual death :c
theyar
s8008
theyar
rollercostarican
Who is this guy
Hobbes777
Dick Whitman
Mordack
Stefán Karl Stefánsson, was an actor and played Robbie Rotten on the kids show Lazy Town.
MrBanner
Number 1
FireWall7
God
BanderasForScale
Yes, pancreatic if I remember right. Man one of the absolute worst ones to get.
Glockenspieler
This got really dark...
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
My big brother died from pancreatic cancer 8years ago. It's a royal bitch.
SergeantMajorSpoiler
Poor Alex Trebek... :/
BanderasForScale
I just hope he’s able to stay healthy enough to be able to enjoy each day before it’s time for him to go.
Jazzinall
I thought it was Leukemia
HodgeNPodge
I remember when he beat it, then it came back full force.
BryceDallasHoward
You don't "beat" pancreatic cancer.
BanderasForScale
That’s the thing with pancreatic.. sooner or later it always comes back bigger stronger and meaner than before.
PopeyeTheSailor
like Enemys in COD, i just killed that guy and hes already respawned next to me, this time he brought friends
EagleOzols
Like the sand people from a New Hope
MyNameIsPer
The sand people are easily frightened but they will return and in greater numbers
Nomad33
A cancer joke presented by a guy whl died of cancer. This joke had layers just like the hell we are going to.
TooDoneToCare
You have no idea. LMAO!
Cr4zyC4tLady
Bu- b-b-but I’m going to the special hell like mommy said, right?
LuminousExpanse
levels*
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Hurray!
Rifneno
Prostate cancer is super NOT deadly. Less than 1% fatality rate. Which is great, of course.
watthefrak
Less than 1% for 5 years. The relative 10-year survival rate is 98 percent, and 96 percent for 15 years, unless its spread elsewhere~30%
Rifneno
How do I know you're not lying to my face?
watthefrak
Because I'm not everyone.
SedativeComet
And ogres
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
And cake! Everybody likes cake!
Magnum3point141592654
I'm going to ogre?
InsufferablePedant
"Ogres?!? I have an Ogre Slaying Knife, it's got +9 against ogres!"
TehMonitorTV
But you’re at the bar getting drunk!
MarkOfTheCovenant
Parfait has layers, everybody loves parfait
StarkeRealm
The joke had ogres?
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
Noumenon72
Hell has ogres? Ogres have layers? He died of cancer and ogres? I need more context here. And ogres.
StarkeRealm
Ogres have ogres.
omnipotentpasta
Hell no, I don’t like no parfait
CumsInPies
Never heard anyone say that
FatBeaglesAreBest
And onions
cokeandhookers
And my axe!
jerner15
And cake!
guiltyviper
Ogres. Are not. Like cakes
usersubbordercontrol
cptdickhead
What about parfait?
thevortexmaster
It's great! My dad died from cancer last year and I still like cancer jokes
h77IM
My Aunt's starsign was Cancer, which is ironic considering how she died. She was eaten by a giant crab.
thevortexmaster
Hahahaha!
lightningboltkid1
A comedian I wish I remembered the name to, explained it as Comedy/Laughter isn't the OPPOSITE of Tragedy. It is our path through it.
cyanideslushie
Comedy = tragedy + time
lightningboltkid1
I agree and disagree I think its definitely +(something) though. I've laughed "too soon" before. It can never be "Cancer. Ha. Hilarious."
Mercenarity
Apart from some family members, one of my game clans lost an underage member to an aggressive cancer. It seriously sucks.
thevortexmaster
It does. I lost my dad on my birthday, my uncle in the same year and two of my aunties a decade ago plus both grandparents are survivors
Mercenarity
I'm really sorry to hear that. Thankfully, some made it through. I'd be vigilant with doctor checkups. ;(
thevortexmaster
It's all good, thanks. I've gone to my doctor about it
thevortexmaster
Also what's a game clan?
breanMeme
A organization/group tend to be called a clan. Think of groups like Faze
thevortexmaster
I'm old, I have no clue what faze is either. Hahaha
smush1337
“Clan” references don’t carry well in the South