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annonymouse211
#44 wonder if the flag is at half mast to commemorate the death of that guy's chopping skills. Nobody better move him out of suburbia and ask him to create a shelter from what's around.
Righteousdew
#40 People need to do either captions all the way through or no captions at all, this partial caption stuff is bullshit.
whiskeychive
#31. Wait….. so you’re telling me an industry found a way to squeeze more money out of its customers and didn’t give it up….. I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you. Well maybe not that shocked.
GangOfNahr19
Tolls are the same kind of reason, but then they never left
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Eridianne
#9 Okay but a second honk does not mean 'sorry for the first honk' anywhere on earth. You gotta open a window and wave or something
Telleryn
It's a shame there's no [Honk (positive)] function in a car, like a sound, any sound, that isn't associated with "fuck you!" or "get out of the way!"
MeanWinchester
I was once stuck in traffic on the M25, queued for 40 minutes to move 10m. A guy tried to merge in front of me and I acted like an asshole, sped up to close the distance, yelling and screaming etc. not my proudest moment. Two minutes later when I had realised what an asshole I had been and calmed down (and given the traffic wasn't moving) I jumped out of my car, ran back to his window, you could see he thought I was going to continue being an asshole. I apologised and he was really cool about it
kayakninjas
And also blocking someone in is a much better way to say "I'm going to beat the shit out of you" than it is "I want to apologize."
PrecogFrogOnALog
Or a way to get yourself shot by the guy you honked at, then followed, and are now acting intimidating toward before you get a chance to apologize.
Popnitro
Nice dump
justasimpleinternetfarmer
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
#49 come on @OP...where's the rest?!
jqubed
It’s why I didn’t upvote
justasimpleinternetfarmer
TorvusBull
IdiotSavantTinker
#9 I have a little 3D printed sign in my truck, about 20x20 cm, that says "Sorry. :-(" I try not to get into situations where I have to use it, but it's effective.
justasimpleinternetfarmer
Haha that’s awesome
Morphumax101
Is it written out in reverse so if someone in front of you looks at their rear view mirror they can read it?
IdiotSavantTinker
It isn't, I dont get close enough to people in front to read it.
Pheehelm
#45 They met on Match.com.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
#40 Hate this. If you've spent any time in a city, you learn to avoid people like this. Most of the time, it's a scam or they're unwell and you're safer not engaging. This video is just putting people in an anxiety-producing scenario for views.
ebonybutterfree
#32 According to several sources, airlines started charging baggage fees in 2008. https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2010/10/the-logic-of-baggage-fees/64631/
sleestacks
#32 I was once in line at Flints BBQ in Oakland - phenomenal ribs - and the lady in front of me was buying a two racks of ribs for her family to eat on the plane. I can only imagine that scene. (Wistfully, flints has closed, alas)
Totallyscrewedinaustin
#12 is there a baby pootoo bird just to the left of the adult?
somnif
No, is stick.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Oops, potoo*
justasimpleinternetfarmer
MisanthropicMath
Good catch!
TattoosAndTENS
THANK YOU for seeing that, this is my new "don't talk to me or my son ever again" gif
Illyriel
#40 Can we stop filming strangers for content? I get the point, but also, filming people without their consent is shit.
SeeMyVests
Also, dont approach women who are alone
SportForOurNeighbors
Yeah. Also asking people for money for gas to get home at a gas station is a really common scam. I've definitely fallen for it and then had the same ask a couple more times in quick succession. Like, just ask for money don't lie to me
RobBobertyYT
#32 a lot of this already started before 9-11. It just gave them an excuse to make things much worse very quickly.
whiskeychive
#28. Please. Please make this happen. Then do it all over the states. Please.
gljames24
Look up the FRA and the Corridor ID program.
Init1alDee
I want to see it happen but not as a maglev. just use high-speed rail like the rest of the world. It'll be cheaper and actually arrive before the end of the century.
justasimpleinternetfarmer
It really would be so stinking cool and convenient
Spudd86
Well, it could probably use an alternate route that doesn't require a passport for a significant portion of the loop. I know up here in Canada we probably only really need the rail corridor along the border, not a loop, but Americans could probaly have a leg of the loop that runs on their side of the St Laurence and Lake Ontario, maybe to Detroit.
potatorat45
The map needs some work though-that Is Birmingham, not Chattanooga. Chattanooga is almost straight east from Nashvegas.
Spudd86
Not to mention the New York to Detroit link goes through Canada, that seems less useful to Americans.
GoldblumNoises
That looks closer to Huntsville, Birmingham wouldn't even be passed through
deaconshadow
#28 I don’t think most USAnians understand how a modern rail system connecting major centers would change the lives of millions.
somnif
Gotta admit, it would be weird needing a passport to get on a train. I know its a thing elsewhere in the world, it just... feels weird.
69SexLOL69
just annex canada. problem solved
somnif
Ugh, no, I've been to Alberta, they can keep all that to themselves.
JabesMcJabesface
I think many that are not on the Right want exactly that but have trouble getting a bill to feed kids at lunch passed or bridges repaired, so, well, yeah 😑
ArdentSlacker
#21 Uh... did we just watch someone die? I feel like the rope was supposed to be connected to *something*.
OrThatsWhatTheySayAnyway
He holding a few metres to make sure nothing snags before she and the rope are clear of the cliff
behrditz
It is, the video is just wildly fisheyed so its throwing off the scale and distance and you cant see the anchor points in the distance.
ArdentSlacker
I'd like to believe that too. ^^;
behrditz
The rope is attached to a cable that goes across the gap so its not bungie style where you jump from where its connected, but you SWING from a far-off fulcrum.
JericoJones23
#40 kind of a stupid video tbh. He looks and talks like a meth addict and approached only women (in the video at least), which will naturally be more hesitant to interact with a strange man..
TyrannusEquus
Dumb fucking content farming. And the out of gas thing is a massive fucking scam used every day. Also he keeps harassing people when they say no.
picaro616
#8 that’s fucked
ricpaul
I can very much understand her Chauvin comment. Her Pelosi comment just makes it very clear there is no room for her in a decent society.
quade
#15 speed lump?!
zqwzzle
Norwegian/swedish it is fartdump/farthinder
keillrandor
Was this a speed dump?
spookyhats
They are also called sleeping policemen in some places
donutposse11337
She’s lump, she’s lump, she’s lump, she’s in my head
SObaldrick
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump. She might be dead.
justasimpleinternetfarmer
You’ve never seen a speed limp? Well dang!
quade
I haven't seen that, either.
justasimpleinternetfarmer
Dang! No limps no lumps what have you seen?!
quade
OK, Adam Ant... :)
psugab
#5 did you hear about the woman that made it through security with her gun? She turned it in before boarding and got arrested.
ArdentSlacker
We have a penal system, not a justice system. She confessed to a cop, giving them the power and authority to destroy her life. ACAB.
alyssaaac
#14 I have an ex from Wolverhampton, they’re really not THAT classy there
ricpaul
Visited once ca. 1981. Stayed at a friend of my dad's apartment one night. Someone had shat in the elevator. Classy place, Wolverhampton...
alyssaaac
I dated a man from Wolverhampton around ten years ago, and I’m married to a man from Florida now. So preference going to Florida man should say something…
ricpaul
cantbelievethisisstillavailable
What are they talking about?
temporalMessiah
If a woman wore a dress like that their tits would be hanging out. I can't tell, but I have a hunch that dress is on backwards for a prank, but it might also be meant to be worn with something under it like how you wear overalls and they just didn't put anything on the mannequin first.
MiNameIsInigoMontoya
#10 I was full on yelling to that bird to get out of there. I’m so relieved.
nvstrfx3
I didn't even see the cat!
IdiotSavantTinker
#19 Wait until you get that wife who tells you to buy that motorcycle.
ObiHaiv
That the same one who just took out a big life insurance policy on you?
justasimpleinternetfarmer
Oh dang! I bet it’s like 10000 Lego sets!
IdiotSavantTinker
I just went to the lego site, and its more like 24 Avenger Tower lego sets.
justasimpleinternetfarmer
Well shoot man you can have a lot of towers or one speedy speedster, I think the choice is pretty obvious
EverNotRelevant
#22 I've never felt such an urge to punch someone in the face
mbzlr
I was hoping it would be satire or a joke of some form, but he seems to be for real 🙄
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
He is, but he's also a prat.
andexer
#15 nope. Speed bumps and speed humps have a different degree of arch. Speed humps are gentler, which means they wesr on your vehicle less, but slow people less. Never heard of speed lumps.
ObiHaiv
Me, either, so I googled it. According to the Sacramento Co. DOT: "The speed lump is a variation on the speed hump, adding two wheel cut-outs designed to allow large vehicles, such as emergency vehicles and buses, to pass with minimal slowing."
andexer
Huh, yep, I know those. Good for bikes, too. Thanks!
DecoratedDeerSkull
#39 best reaction to seeing these radars
shadowmetachu
Also rhat one guy was pretty fast at 19mph. If I recall Usain Bolt’s fastest speed at any moment was like 27
LoitninStroik
Just keep an eye out for Daphne.
Teimo
So you guys are telling me you don't get a annual summer vacation?
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
We do not.
somnif
Kids in school typically do (if on a standard semester schedule), but past that, most of us just get some days off (often used when sick)
titaniumsnail
:(
LoitninStroik
My "annual summer vacation" is generally three days that I have to request at least a couple months in advance and then still fight tooth and nail to keep. Oh, and it's usually in, like, February. Because they can't possibly allow anyone to be gone when the weather might be decent. These honors I have earned after years of faithful service to my employer.
disdabon
#18 as a pianist, sadly this isn't quite real. Looks pre-recorded.still talented to be able to juggle balls on uneven surfaces
Meqad
You can find lots of similar acts on youtube by searcing for "piano juggling". Or lots of similar artist who pre-record. Either way 🤷♂️
DonoraSmogger
Okay, lot to process here, but what the fuck is the crab doing?
atrielienz
Cannibalizing another crab.
cloudstrife046583000
You are getting downvotes but its exactly what i thought was happening as well until i got to the comments.
atrielienz
It's always great when they don't provide a correction or anything but downvoted anyway.
atrielienz
And crabs absolutely will cannibalize their own. That's part of the reason the Alaskan crab season has been called off the last two years. When there's a food shortage they eat their own.
DiracsDelta
Molting
DonoraSmogger
Pretty wild, don't think I've ever seen that.
stseregh
Same. Way grosser than I expected
DonoraSmogger
I'm glad it's normal and not someone pulling the poor thing apart lol.
RaytheForgetful
Yeah, when they say "the crab is soft after it's molt" I didn't think they meant SOFT like that, squishy and bendy, I thought they just had another shell ready to go but it was a little malleable like thin plastic is.