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Nov 3, 2017 12:13 AM
Slaytanic14
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DangerTrain
"I'm too good for everyone", said the terrible, selfish bitch with no charm.
eromitlab
I'm sure Ms. Ice has a wonderful personality.
kaitoofrose
Why did the Tricycle fall over? Because it was three to do so.
VeganTrap
I am here for the counter offers in the comments
mwdt73
shit... 6'7 no kids, good job, car, crib, degree and all that other stuff... nope i'm good being single. thanks tho.
4shizzlemynizzle
i eat ass
JeSuisIvre
So you're 1 for 8.
LaserWolfTurbo
whether she is joking or being stupid, don't mistake that for a frequent mindset.. people look for someone they are compatible with
ganjapudding
Savage
Marikhen
Wait, why would you want a guy with no kids who also has a crib? I mean is she looking for a guy who wants to be treated like a baby in bed?
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
Don't kinkshame
tina180
setting standards for yourself is terrible. just terrible. how dare she respect herself like that. bad attitude
junk4u
Not sure of sarcasm or not.
12rt2345g342563
You're gonna be waiting a while.
parttimewizzard
Lost it at "Boy"
HatredandVitriol
The amount of sexism on imgur is staggering. #allwomenarebeautiful.
Cheomesh
It is, but no, not everyone is beautiful. And shame on those who think they have to be.
WeGetItYouHateWomen
This post in particular. The comments are a dumpster fire
AVeryTinyGyrados
Its not sexism if I hate everyone.
Cheomesh
Aim for the stars, ma'am!
Ponca
This bitch blows unemployed MFs and let's niggas that work at Walmart fuck. Fawkyumean
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
Real talk
WeGetItYouHateWomen
Yo
junk4u
Yet, if I say I like girls with long hair, I become a sexist pig.
w0od
well it is your fault for being male !
Cavalrysword
I agree with malay_fan
cbjfan
"I agree with gaydicks420"
andybandy
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CrystalCry
I agree with AnusThrasher
Martecles
- screamed the stable boy.
floatingraccoon
That bitch ugly as hell she's going to die alone if she doesn't settle for a bk worker
WeGetItYouHateWomen
Yo
SmallHandsBigPenis
In her defense she never said he had to be attractive. Could end a happy pair of 5’s.
floatingraccoon
I like where your minds at
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
6'1, no kids, 6 figures, luxury apartment, masters degree 8"x6",eats ass and sucks toes, and I do not want one bit of any of her stank ass
malikiconstant
How is eight by six possible ? Block penis?
FlyingButtPliers
Length x circumference.
mrmartini
Well you're one inch short. She won't settle either. I'm 6 even, broke but educated, no car, shit apartment, cheesewheel dong, 40 kids, um 1
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
true, damn I'm unattractive >_<
mrmartini
I don't know where this joke is going
yadayadayadayeahyeahyeah
A man with no kids and a crib? Why would he need a crib?
nateglen350
Winner,wish I thought of that angle.
CarbyAu
Crib = slang for "place of abode" aka house. Not looking for a millenial I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
yadayadayadayeahyeahyeah
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Frizoggy
A -2 wants a 10+? Makes sense, but good luck with that.
therealandofficialpiguy
Nah, just an 8+
SaraFourImgur
I c
Tassyr
Wait. The numbers go to negatives? ... Ooh. This is bad news for me.
obamalamadingdongditch
Right? I thought I was at least a solid four.
triggasaurus
1-10 is for looks. Negatives are for personality
Dionysus187
I prefer an 'out of 30' system. If you translate high numbers to it its less intimidating. 8 out of 10, or 24 out of 30
GatDangHippies
Oh, thank God. That's a relief.
Tassyr
... I still probably rate down there, honestly. I have less a mind and more a collection of issues doing stand-in duty.
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
But it takes genuine effort to be a negative
KnightofNoLyfe
I just use 1 to 30 with ten points for looks, morals, and robustness each.
KnightofNoLyfe
I actually cut the morals part out since it is hard to judge someone else in a category I would give myself a 1 in.
KrappR42
Out of curiosity, what would a robustness score of 1 look like? A score of 10?
KnightofNoLyfe
1 cannot hold a stable job. 10 has worked for a long time and is atleast partially self sufficient.