Aug 14, 2019 11:31 AM
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ilovecake
I do not love this cake
maphilli14
Silly me, I've been cooking food INSIDE the pot this whole time!
jiankui
Yeah so I was sitting here wondering why it was forbidden, then I saw the clean metal...
MadMupp
I thought he'd pour cola on a chocolate cake, and worst of all my fat ass was on board with it
muggybonehead
Why would you paint the bottom of your pan?
kesaci
How the hell does your pot get like that?
HoldOnToYourGifs
I can't even describe the disappointment!
FairylandTrashCollector
redskullcap
Baggsy13
Who's head is it?
cazkey
It like those infomercials with the people who have disgusting bathrooms or kitchens.
BahamaMama
This took me too long...
Maticus5isalive
Now I want cake and clean metal.
daddyslittleiceskateingprincess
No cake? ?noredirect
Qualtagh
I was gonna have to post this gif; thanks for saving me some time
xyrax
You think this is going to stop me?
MonsterNotWar
What do you mean this isn't cake?!
KirkLinklater
Asshole
CaptGunpowder
What mean, forbidd- oh. Oh.
ArmedandOverclocked
ok i know how they got it clean, but how did it get so grimy on the outside?
yacko69
you know how?? please tell me so I can share it with my wife
that looks like baking soda and lemon juice. if the crud is on the inside. hot H20, baking soda, lil bit of dish soap. Simmer for 15 min.
apathyisakiller
it looks like the cake that they fed that fat kid in matilda, which is to say delicious.
mattiexl
https://media.giphy.com/media/14uhvD6ajTzdug/giphy.gif
researchonyourown
The cake is a lie!
CommentsWithGandalf
The cake was a lie
thesourpatchkid
cbale2000
#gifsthatendtoosoon
RipOffTheBandAid
IWishIHadABetterNickName
Looks like a great cake, yum I want some, but why is this cake metal... where's my cake!
sammi0285
Doomgriever
doctorbocker
What happened to the outside of that pot??
Dentistman
The real fucking question right here!
Nineteenletterslong
yes
MistressLyda
My guess? My father.
BobRossLeftHand
A crime against cooking. 20 years of seasoning dissolved away in a flash :(
Peterowski
It's a stainless steel pot. We don't season those.
mymanmaverick
They make stainless cast iron now?!?! Wow technology is amazing
Probably used in smoking? After a 20 hour smoke and I have any metal in there it's coated
Opportunist
That's an excellent and informative answer, thank you!
itsjustanotherday
What did they use?
Trentski
Salt and vinegar. Baking soda and vinegar neutralize each other and don’t work for very long.
Squelchtone
formic acid
Scoobthedood
Baking soda and vinegar
Downvoteguy69
Comet
YouhavetoCombinetheCardsYugi
Not gloves that's for sure.
IssacCox
Probably lye
telosMoonLord
Looks like baking soda and vinegar.
CompletlyAverage
Vinegar and baking soda
notreallythatunpopularopinionrabbit
Depends on what it is - either baking soda + vinegar, or sometimes I use Bar keepers Friend if it's not happy with plan A
WHSK3
Everyone should keep Barkeeper’s Friend on hand. Magic in a can.
postman69
Powdered sugar
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
Baking soda and either vinegar or lemon juice. Both react similarly and both make good scrubbers.
Nalianna
a base, and an acid.
WellBehavedWomenRarelyMakeHistory
Vinegar and baking soda, but BarKeep's friend works faster for me.
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
I love that shit, Barkeeps Friend all the way
strideo
Fine powdered pop-rocks and soda.
Joejoeinc
Looks like bicarbonate soda and then probably a vinegar mix
jaydawgx7
Chemicals
BeanMugged
Cocaine and pee.
Spookyghostmoccasins
That’s totally a band name, DIBS!
bringforthdaoc2
Great for cleaning dishes AND dating.
Treblaine
"get me Gary Busey!"
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
I thought that was the name of Cardi B's new album title slash fragrance line promotion.
DoAllOfTheDrugs
People must love the scent of cocaine. That's why they put their nose so close to it.
coffeeismyfriend
You’ve been reading my browser history
AMeanOldMan
It was super effective.
sadduckfan
Math checks out.
Bugdaze
Me too
zippitydoowopdadoowapdo
I've used lemon juice and baking soda to get rust off stainless steel before. The powder is def baking soda
spongebobmingepants
Looks likre b/soda and cola
howToLoseTheGame
I too lurk the soda boards
Kiriande
The liquid could also be vinegar
0570
That's my guess also
servingmytimeinusersub
That's exactly how I used to clean out my model volcanoes as a kid.
We'll have to taste test it
Gauntlet2013
I too want to know
somethingfunnyandrandom
I just use sodium bicarbonate and vinegar
That disolved the gunk effectively
kurukatsu
Might hurt though
ketzall
Looks like baking soda and vinegar
pennyeater
Whats the third thing though? There was powder, liquid, then another small amt of liquid... probably a soap of some sort?
GrumpyGrumbo
The biproduct of that reaction would create water, carbon dioxide, a small amount of heat, and sodium acetate, none of which are known for >
GreenFox
Vinegar and Baking Soda is the best way I know to clean coffee off stainless steal (like a Thermos).
having any particularly exceptional cleaning abilities, plain salt, or plain baking soda along with scrubbing would be more effective. So >
I’d say this doesn’t look like baking soda and vinegar.
ImNotAnAssHole
My fat ass thought this was a cake
data2dyne
Im still waiting for the cake to come...
DeKa69
the cake is a lie
teakasaurus
I mean, that’s the point XD
madasateapot
IT ISN'T?!
WarwickPuckerson
Could it be because the title of the post was about thinking this was a cake?
daisy73
My fat ass now wants cake, even though I know it wasn’t actually a cake.
StarryPlough
Yes that is the joke
framallamadingdong
Shit..until I read your comment, i thought it was a cake. I was thinking that was excellent pastry work
bazoopers
"Wow, how it's amazing how you can make the chocolate into a shiny metallic color with just- wait a second" - Me
Jofusness
I too was wondering how to make frosting look like chrome, and was still fully invested in the illusion that this was indeed still a cake.
segagenesis09
Same
IntergalacticChrist
That’s the whole point
morelikeconsham
Me, as I watch this gif: "but wouldnt baking soda and vinegar be terrible for the icing?"
tarataqa
That'sTheJoke.gifv
rockonjones
At fat ass too. Expecting some berries to come rolling out first cut.
Oh damn, that would be excellent!
UmHowAboutAnonymous
It's not cake?
hatersgonnahatebear
Is this NOT a fuckin cake?? ..ooohhh lol
imightbeawomenorafish
The exact words that came out of my mouth lol
gr1mk1ng
&me2
afterdarkart
THANK YOU
cheekyllama
Super disappointed it is not cake
Claytrain1989
Damn I want a chrome cake
http://images.ientrymail.com/webpronews/article_pics/chrome-cake-v8.jpg
Also, strangely, https://www.harmonydispensary.org/chrome-cake
DirtyWolfy
it was caked....technically
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
My skinny ass did too, you’re not alone!
insongwhang
My fairly well toned ass was really happy at first to see this cake!
Well... show off!
hailiar
uitSCHOT
My average sized ass also thought it was cake
lovepuppy415amnd
My ass is sad
KitsuneFlame
My ass is sore
Sad ass, did you see the cake too?
Yeah I did. I’m hungry
Reimmop
My dumb ass still doesn’t know what I’m looking at
baranh
bonedaddysmobile
They over mixed the batter and activated the gluten in the flour. Shits hard as steel now.
jelladelta
It's ok. My fat arse got excited when he poured 'syrup' on the cake...
cw25
There’s at least 1,823 fat asses here, including myself
BrewmasterDan
I even thought damn whatd they do to make the cake shiny
NotVeryCashMoneyOfYou
I think we all did bud
TheIrishman35
Right! I was like Oooo powder sugar. Wait what kind of fucking liquid does that to powder sugar! God damn it its a pot!
See now. I've seen so many Bloomenthal vids, that i didn't even question the chemistry of the 'icing'.
FusterClunk
OH ITS A POT HOLY SHIT
Emilelainelouise
Thank you so much. I could not figure it out.
Elbertron
onlyhalfghost
How the fuck do you let a pot get *this* bad?
sxweet
On camping trips we would put brown soap on pots and pans to prevent them from getting damaged in a campfire
ilovecake
I do not love this cake
maphilli14
Silly me, I've been cooking food INSIDE the pot this whole time!
jiankui
Yeah so I was sitting here wondering why it was forbidden, then I saw the clean metal...
MadMupp
I thought he'd pour cola on a chocolate cake, and worst of all my fat ass was on board with it
muggybonehead
Why would you paint the bottom of your pan?
kesaci
How the hell does your pot get like that?
HoldOnToYourGifs
I can't even describe the disappointment!
FairylandTrashCollector
redskullcap
Baggsy13
Who's head is it?
cazkey
It like those infomercials with the people who have disgusting bathrooms or kitchens.
BahamaMama
This took me too long...
Maticus5isalive
Now I want cake and clean metal.
daddyslittleiceskateingprincess
No cake?
?noredirect
Qualtagh
I was gonna have to post this gif; thanks for saving me some time
xyrax
You think this is going to stop me?
MonsterNotWar
What do you mean this isn't cake?!
KirkLinklater
Asshole
CaptGunpowder
What mean, forbidd- oh. Oh.
ArmedandOverclocked
ok i know how they got it clean, but how did it get so grimy on the outside?
yacko69
you know how?? please tell me so I can share it with my wife
ArmedandOverclocked
that looks like baking soda and lemon juice. if the crud is on the inside. hot H20, baking soda, lil bit of dish soap. Simmer for 15 min.
apathyisakiller
it looks like the cake that they fed that fat kid in matilda, which is to say delicious.
mattiexl
https://media.giphy.com/media/14uhvD6ajTzdug/giphy.gif
researchonyourown
The cake is a lie!
CommentsWithGandalf
The cake was a lie
thesourpatchkid
cbale2000
#gifsthatendtoosoon
RipOffTheBandAid
IWishIHadABetterNickName
Looks like a great cake, yum I want some, but why is this cake metal... where's my cake!
sammi0285
The cake is a lie!
Doomgriever
doctorbocker
What happened to the outside of that pot??
Dentistman
The real fucking question right here!
Nineteenletterslong
yes
MistressLyda
My guess? My father.
BobRossLeftHand
A crime against cooking. 20 years of seasoning dissolved away in a flash :(
Peterowski
It's a stainless steel pot. We don't season those.
mymanmaverick
They make stainless cast iron now?!?! Wow technology is amazing
mymanmaverick
Probably used in smoking? After a 20 hour smoke and I have any metal in there it's coated
Opportunist
That's an excellent and informative answer, thank you!
itsjustanotherday
What did they use?
Trentski
Salt and vinegar. Baking soda and vinegar neutralize each other and don’t work for very long.
Squelchtone
formic acid
Scoobthedood
Baking soda and vinegar
Downvoteguy69
Comet
YouhavetoCombinetheCardsYugi
Not gloves that's for sure.
IssacCox
Probably lye
telosMoonLord
Looks like baking soda and vinegar.
CompletlyAverage
Vinegar and baking soda
notreallythatunpopularopinionrabbit
Depends on what it is - either baking soda + vinegar, or sometimes I use Bar keepers Friend if it's not happy with plan A
WHSK3
Everyone should keep Barkeeper’s Friend on hand. Magic in a can.
postman69
Powdered sugar
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
Baking soda and either vinegar or lemon juice. Both react similarly and both make good scrubbers.
Nalianna
a base, and an acid.
WellBehavedWomenRarelyMakeHistory
Vinegar and baking soda, but BarKeep's friend works faster for me.
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
I love that shit, Barkeeps Friend all the way
strideo
Fine powdered pop-rocks and soda.
Joejoeinc
Looks like bicarbonate soda and then probably a vinegar mix
jaydawgx7
Chemicals
BeanMugged
Cocaine and pee.
Spookyghostmoccasins
That’s totally a band name, DIBS!
bringforthdaoc2
Great for cleaning dishes AND dating.
Treblaine
"get me Gary Busey!"
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
I thought that was the name of Cardi B's new album title slash fragrance line promotion.
DoAllOfTheDrugs
People must love the scent of cocaine. That's why they put their nose so close to it.
coffeeismyfriend
You’ve been reading my browser history
AMeanOldMan
It was super effective.
sadduckfan
Math checks out.
Bugdaze
Me too
zippitydoowopdadoowapdo
I've used lemon juice and baking soda to get rust off stainless steel before. The powder is def baking soda
spongebobmingepants
Looks likre b/soda and cola
howToLoseTheGame
I too lurk the soda boards
Kiriande
The liquid could also be vinegar
0570
That's my guess also
servingmytimeinusersub
That's exactly how I used to clean out my model volcanoes as a kid.
zippitydoowopdadoowapdo
We'll have to taste test it
Gauntlet2013
I too want to know
somethingfunnyandrandom
I just use sodium bicarbonate and vinegar
Gauntlet2013
That disolved the gunk effectively
kurukatsu
Might hurt though
ketzall
Looks like baking soda and vinegar
pennyeater
Whats the third thing though? There was powder, liquid, then another small amt of liquid... probably a soap of some sort?
GrumpyGrumbo
The biproduct of that reaction would create water, carbon dioxide, a small amount of heat, and sodium acetate, none of which are known for >
GreenFox
Vinegar and Baking Soda is the best way I know to clean coffee off stainless steal (like a Thermos).
GrumpyGrumbo
having any particularly exceptional cleaning abilities, plain salt, or plain baking soda along with scrubbing would be more effective. So >
GrumpyGrumbo
I’d say this doesn’t look like baking soda and vinegar.
ImNotAnAssHole
My fat ass thought this was a cake
data2dyne
Im still waiting for the cake to come...
DeKa69
the cake is a lie
teakasaurus
I mean, that’s the point XD
madasateapot
IT ISN'T?!
WarwickPuckerson
Could it be because the title of the post was about thinking this was a cake?
daisy73
My fat ass now wants cake, even though I know it wasn’t actually a cake.
StarryPlough
Yes that is the joke
framallamadingdong
Shit..until I read your comment, i thought it was a cake. I was thinking that was excellent pastry work
bazoopers
"Wow, how it's amazing how you can make the chocolate into a shiny metallic color with just- wait a second" - Me
Jofusness
I too was wondering how to make frosting look like chrome, and was still fully invested in the illusion that this was indeed still a cake.
segagenesis09
Same
IntergalacticChrist
That’s the whole point
morelikeconsham
Me, as I watch this gif: "but wouldnt baking soda and vinegar be terrible for the icing?"
tarataqa
That'sTheJoke.gifv
rockonjones
At fat ass too. Expecting some berries to come rolling out first cut.
Opportunist
Oh damn, that would be excellent!
UmHowAboutAnonymous
It's not cake?
hatersgonnahatebear
Is this NOT a fuckin cake?? ..ooohhh lol
imightbeawomenorafish
The exact words that came out of my mouth lol
gr1mk1ng
&me2
afterdarkart
THANK YOU
cheekyllama
Super disappointed it is not cake
Claytrain1989
Damn I want a chrome cake
Opportunist
http://images.ientrymail.com/webpronews/article_pics/chrome-cake-v8.jpg
Opportunist
Also, strangely, https://www.harmonydispensary.org/chrome-cake
DirtyWolfy
it was caked....technically
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
My skinny ass did too, you’re not alone!
insongwhang
My fairly well toned ass was really happy at first to see this cake!
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Well... show off!
hailiar
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
uitSCHOT
My average sized ass also thought it was cake
lovepuppy415amnd
My ass is sad
KitsuneFlame
My ass is sore
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Sad ass, did you see the cake too?
lovepuppy415amnd
Yeah I did. I’m hungry
Reimmop
My dumb ass still doesn’t know what I’m looking at
baranh
Me too
bonedaddysmobile
They over mixed the batter and activated the gluten in the flour. Shits hard as steel now.
jelladelta
It's ok. My fat arse got excited when he poured 'syrup' on the cake...
cw25
There’s at least 1,823 fat asses here, including myself
BrewmasterDan
I even thought damn whatd they do to make the cake shiny
NotVeryCashMoneyOfYou
I think we all did bud
TheIrishman35
Right! I was like Oooo powder sugar. Wait what kind of fucking liquid does that to powder sugar! God damn it its a pot!
jelladelta
See now. I've seen so many Bloomenthal vids, that i didn't even question the chemistry of the 'icing'.
FusterClunk
OH ITS A POT HOLY SHIT
Emilelainelouise
Thank you so much. I could not figure it out.
Elbertron
onlyhalfghost
How the fuck do you let a pot get *this* bad?
sxweet
On camping trips we would put brown soap on pots and pans to prevent them from getting damaged in a campfire