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Oct 6, 2016 5:19 PM
mrfunhills
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Cnogs
Sarcasm, hard to read
Spacelesschief
people still think chemtrails are a thing? As in conspiracy theorist types?
idontliketheclonebone
Ha just upvoted this to 747
AngryGroundhog
I love this. Imgur is riddled with conspiracy theory believers.
showoffarts
PrinceOfSpace
There's a law about this based on the fake moon landing thing. Where the large a conspiracy gets the more impossible it is to be covered up
Rifneno
Sounds about right. The attempts to cover up the Roswell incident went about as well as.. as... I can't think of anything that failed worse.
MrxFoster
If you draw several squares inside of a circle that encompasses a smaller circle then you get the fact 9/11 was faked by lizardman Obama.
MrxFoster
And why did he do this you ask? Enough money and cocaine to put us into the great depression. Thanks, Obama.
RWM90
Ah yes. The easiest of the conspiracies to scientifically explain. My ex truly believed the gov was poisoning us -__-
TypicalShmosby
I always read "chemtrails" like the opening of "ducktales" theme song. love chemtrails
TypicalShmosby
Chem-trails! Buh duh duh d-duh duh chem trails!
Nutzkiller22
I work at an airport and I make $28 an hour.
overdrive148
What role? Doubt you're a line guy!
Nutzkiller22
I work AT an airport, but not FOR an airport. I work for an airline as a ramp agent.
HighestHorse
I read this as sarcasm..
MichaelJCabooseLeaderOfTheBlueArmy
I seriously hope it is sarcasm but my confidence in humanity gives me doubts
maravirocnroll
TechnicalDrift
That's because it is.
imnutsfordonuts
Gee, thanks mister!
flummoxed0709
Yeah, I mean the name is mcnasty...
LieselSkywalker
Ah, Tim Gunn has the best reactions. This one is: Flabbergasted
mrfunhills
Your username... +1
TheMershedPerderder
Chemtrails?
majortaco
Oh you sweet summer child...
paul289
Supposedly, the gov't is slowly poisoning the people with chemicals from airliners, or engineering the atmosphere with the contrails.
paul289
I don't buy it either.
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Thank you Shasta McNasty. Your words are so insightful <3
TheMusicBandit
Uh, ItsTonyNow
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Well yeah, but the name is Shasta McNasty. It's a joke.
TheMusicBandit
I was making another joke based on their handle or whatever they call it
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Oh ...whoops
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
I met my first conspiracy theorist with this conversation. What astonished me more was that she was only 30.
tarataqa
only? You mean she wasn't an edgy 14 year old?
juzsayin
I know many in their 50's, chemtrails, 9/11, antivax, U.F.O. I'm shocked when someone can reach that age and still be a brain dead moron.
N0ticeablyFAT
Why is that astonishing? 30 is right in the wheelhouse for conspiracy theorists. Plenty of piss and vinegar left, really paying attention...
N0ticeablyFAT
...to the fucking they're getting, not a lot of life experience to tell them that reality is often fucked up without a reason.
thisguy79
I have a friend in his mid 30's that believed in Chem trails. He is a full blown conspiracy theorist. He believes Hilary has clones... 1/
thisguy79
And that she is on amphetamines to treat seizures as well as believing she is a CIA operative and has been for 30 years. It saddens me.
SAWhowhatnow
That just makes her sound inhumanely badass.
DasOgre
Amphetamines to treat seizures hahahahahahaha. Let him know they are more likely to induce seizures
Crimpwithyourthumb
Bro.... that's schizophrenia
RustyNeX
obviously because airports only hire lizard people, duh, is this your first day with the tinfoil hat or something?
umbrellamaker
SHIT I'VE BEEN DISSSSSSCOVERED
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
hey, I worked for an airport I'm no lizzzard persson!
RustyNeX
that's exactly what a lizard person would say!!!
mrfunhills
More like my last.
TTTForm
This might be one of the most clever imgur comments ive seen in a loooooong time.
RustyNeX
don't take the hat off or zuckerberg will whisper his sweet nothings in your ear!
overdrive148
Motherf**king Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ f**k dude mother f**king Facebook movie bulls**t Jesus can you f**king believe this s**t?
TheTipTopTopHat
"I just watched this s**t Who the f**k invented Facebook?
overdrive148
Yes!
TheTipTopTopHat
"what's on your mind?"
ThroughTheFireAndTheFlamesOnExpert
"Remember that really random thing 7 years ago? You should tell everyone about it."
orangatuan
HEY EVERYONE!! Remember that time I got drunk and thought it would be a good idea to fart at a passing waitress.... but it wasn't a fart
printerinkistoomuch
I wish I made 14/hr at the airport I work at
SageyWagey
Dito
Sporkeldee
Marine aviation - I made like 3.25/hr when I got out
KittyPride
I'm also an airport employee, coworkers with years in don't make that. I'm not staying.
cyfy11
Same
PilotGoggles1
Made $7/hour as a FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR for my first airport job. That was in 2007
barnwolf
If you're teaching private that might make some sense. Market is probably dominated by people who just love planes.
NinjaGrizzlyBear
Have you tried working at the airport McDonald's? I hear they might get $15/hr
Telkesh
I make 30/hr at my airport.
overdrive148
What's your job? Doubt you're a ramp rat or someone doing line service!
Telkesh
Security.
WingnutGodofBolts
In Australia that's pretty Normal. I'm a rampy on 22/he + penalties. Averages out to about 27/hr
overdrive148
27 AUD ~ 20/hr USD. Pretty crazy! Private FBO with private jets or airline bag throwing/etc? The most I've found is 15-17/hr for line svcs
WingnutGodofBolts
Australia's national carrier *hem-hem*
overdrive148
Made more than that 2 of 3 of the last airport jobs I've had. YMMV
overdrive148
Also there is no illuminati base under DIA
marylanddd
YMMV?
overdrive148
Your Mileage May Vary! My first airport job was running a small airport part time and it was 11 an hour. 15/hr now at an FBO in DFW area.
marylanddd
I'm pretty sure this isn't what you meant, but it sounds like you got 11 an hour to run an entire airport
overdrive148
Actually, I was! Part time, only airport employee on the airport 3 days of the week. All FBO and airport duties for 11.06/hr-KSNL if curious
ABoxOfToast
Lol I was thinking the same thing
zigzagziggy
How much do you guys normally make?
ABoxOfToast
I make about 10.75 an hour, it's the benefits that people stay for IME
IAmLrrrRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPerseiEight
bou tree fiddy
zigzagziggy
Walked right into that one
overdrive148
15/hour in the DFW area. And hiring!
Feralphobia
Love field > DFW
overdrive148
Meacham > DFW
Xandraelle
I make 12.50 an hour at a private fbo with benefits
TheWalkersAreComing
Helicopters are where the money is at!
Xandraelle
The fbo's that deal with helicopters at my airport pay their line employees $10 an hour with less benefits.....
brendoncnz
I need an American to give me a serious run down on their wages vs cost of living.
Rawrzawr
It varies mattering on where you live in the US. I live with a roommate, and after we split bills I pay about $800 a month on expenses.
brendoncnz
If you dont mind me asking,full time work (40hr/wk) minimum wage, would you afford basics of living? rent, food, power, water, internet etc?
Rawrzawr
Where I live min wage is $7.25, so $290 a week before tax. I wouldn't be able to afford to live alone on that. It's doable with a roommate
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brendoncnz
Wow thats incredible. So just rent, in a shared situation, is half the income. In NZ, minimum wage will give you $513 a week (40hrs)