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Oct 4, 2017 12:39 AM
Halesberry
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HanktheHeliotropeShank
The pink part looks like a heart.
Hersenvocht
He’d say, That cow is so rare its still giving milk!
Skulties1
YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!
inthepipe
Anyone else see a HEART?
chooseday
This looks delicious, do you have the recipe?
Halesberry
It’s just Gordon Ramsay’s Beef Wellington!
mitchrz
gesiugiusagf
You should kill yourself you worthless piece of shit! :)
digipedi
A heart shaped beef wellington!
wildcatfan4life
cunninglinguist85
Favourite Gordon moment “why did the chicken cross the road... CAUSE YOU DIDN’T FUCKING COOK IT PROPERLY!”
IamHalfrican
Recipe dammit!
IPourTheMilkFirstThenAddChocolate
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JunkDr4w3r
I mean, if you want, we cut just cut out the middleman and we'll all tell you you're a piece of garbage! :D
nervesatme
Looks pretty spot-on
Captain71
When do you cook the beef part?
NZSheeps
You're assuming he's not an Imgurian....
CycloneSP
it'd be awesome if he were, but he strikes me as the type that's too busy for sites like us
silverfoxxflame
So to try and be harsh: Beef looks beautiful. Wrap leaked onto the bottom. Pastry isn't cooked... and beet and feta/goat cheese? that's it?
neverpostsoriginalcontent
That'd be the only thing I'd say as well, that the pastry is the issue. Store bought or homemade puff pastry? @op
sharkkibble
It looks more like a pie crust than puff pastry. Even if raw, it should still have evidence of lamination.
TheLastSpaceman
EvilLesbian
I don't say this very often, considering I'm a raging dykelord, but I've gotta admit... I want that meat in my mouth.
Mercenarity
Is it dykelord or dykelady though?
EvilLesbian
Dykelord is a gender-neutral term and finds its roots in the Latin word Deiklordius which means I'm fuckin with you I dunno lol
Fluing
That shit's still alive
tacopartyinyourmouth
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RaptaGzus
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Pssstyeahyou
In case you missed it, He did respond! http://imgur.com/lQeBBLk
BanThisIfYouDare
VERY EASY TO MAKE, APPARENTLY IT DOES NOT EVEN NEED TO BE COOKED.
Cinemageddon
I once took a picture from one of his restaurants and posted it. He called it shit, then suddenly his response was gone minutes later. lol
whyisitalwaystaken
LadyLizzy52595
dough is bit under cooked. :)
CptAustralia
That meat is fucking raw
Donkeymong
Its beef you mong.
CptAustralia
And it's fucking raw.
Donkeymong
Cptretard its meant to be, if you only eat well done beef you might as well chomp on some bark.
CptAustralia
Your not very smart are you ?
CptAustralia
Fuck I can't even spell 'you're' propper, my snarky remark has lost all it's value.
RocketsRus
artism43
AKCHUALLY thyme is an herb
Cantbelievethisnamesnottaken
The spice must flow
TheBeastRabban
Good one.
poppinfresh92
First Dune reference I've ever seen here and I just finished reading it this week.
Nightcaste
Isn't that made from mushrooms?
mann0311
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poppinfresh92
its not hyperlinked
mann0311
Thatsthejoke.jpeg
poppinfresh92
Imthecpnfused.jpeg
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
Let me just save you some time:
ButterfaceTaintClown
HeroThatWasNeeded
Short and to the point, effective. I like it.
FragileDonkey
tzxAzrael
every time I see this gif, i feel like she's reeling back in sudden shocked recognition. "oh my God, i knew that taste was familiar..."
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Worldf1re
TheGiggityGuy
Jesus, that woman was fucking psychotic.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
Best fucking episode ever.
Inja
You should see the followups
meteox
Can I...get a link to it, please? Never watch it.
AnnuuChickiBreeki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uPOGxUtZvk
Crumply
no true englishman would ever bash a beef wellington that looks that good
AndrewBuggy
Good job he's Scottish, then. Isn't it. The home he lived in with his father is literally 200 feet from my house.
SJohnson23
I’m English and I say the beef looks good, the pastry needs work.
BillieJoeLondon
Pastry could be thicker, also a side of beetroot?! Give me some mash made with English mustard!
sahdad
Well he's Scottish, so...
Raenon
So this is literally a No True Scotsman fallacy.
terminal7street
Well she’s a guy so...
ThinkingOfOneTakesTooLong
While the beef wellington looks delicious, the presentation can be improved upon in my opinion esp the beets. Maybe he will focus on that?
CorrelatingGIF
I don't think presentation is necessary for a home cooked meal
ZimGenzko
It always is. Especially if you've spent hours in the kitchen don't just dump it on a plate.
missbelled
Yes! That's the best part, is feeling like you've made something you'd be proud to put in front of someone. Good plating is sexy
Crumply
gor-ram has been known to compliment dishes in his past.
WatcheroftheWays
It depends on if he is on an american or brittish show. For the american shows he hams up the insults.
ThinkingOfOneTakesTooLong
True, but those rarely get shared...someone should make a list of just compliments he gave.
Crumply
his twitter feed is full of insults and compliments
UnemployedReceptionist
Did you just curse in Firefly?
RPhoenix
It certainly seems like Crumply did.
CaptainArsehole
Pastry is still raw. it's a nice attempt
CaptainArsehole
higher heat with the similar timing you had before?
3MTA3
I'd also let the duxelle dry a bit more. Depending on the mushroom the water quantity will vary.
sharkkibble
Huh. It looked more like the result of cutting it while it was too hot. Bread and pastries will often gum up. I then realized I was staring
sharkkibble
too hard at pastry up close of my phone for too long.
notthemama
Would it not be dangerous to eat that raw beef?
DaChronisseur
If anything, it's slightly overdone. Good beef is safe to eat raw, and delicious.
FourFiveFire
Really rare the texture gets to me.
peachesforme
that's ok. if it's your dish you are eating you can make it how you want. others really need to back off about how others like their meat
FourFiveFire
Chill out there.
silverfoxxflame
^This. Also depends on the cut of meat. I'll do most medium rare, but a flank steak is med-well or bust for me.