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He still doesn’t know. I think.
I had to sterilize it.
Check out Lelo Sona—worth the $$ as it makes me cum so fast and usually squirt too. Plus rechargeable batteries ????????
SO ITCHY
More like 2 months
Or both.
bucketfullofotters
That last one is the most relatable thing ever!
maybefaybe
I have the lelo sona. I’m still unsure about it. It kind of scares me. I use it as a last resort if my vagina won’t cooperate
thetonestarr
I can tell when my wife has to poo when fingering. Lets me know she'll be tighter when I go balls deep. I don't mind. Just no backdoor.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
McMeowenstein
GGCrono
Women are just as gross as men, if not grosser. They're just a lot better at being subtle about it.
anotheranimalabusevideo
Deff grosser and OP is no woman tho lol
7hatsBollocks
Just tell him you need to poo and shower so you can relax, I'll bet he'll wait. ;)
regalregina
The Lelo Sona is on major sale right now, btw. Shame I'm poor because it sounds phenomenal
FuckYourWainscottingCarol
The sona is amazing
HeartOfKyber
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FuckYourWainscottingCarol
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MaadMaanMaatt
tornik
Crazy49er
These are oddly tame for what we normally get around here
johnnydarkside
Yeah, only the last one made me go ew but even then it was a pretty mild "glad I'm a guy so I know it's just sweat" kind of ew.
anotheranimalabusevideo
Bc OP is not a girl haha no one mistakes ass sweat for period. Vag sweat maybe
LesbianAndroid
Nobody ever for the history of never
Amoeba25
Relatable ass fuck*
AlternativeMoral
Hitachi back massager... Plugs in the wall, has attachments available, you're welcome.
giveityourall
Little too aggressive for daily use...this is pocket sized and more importantly, quiet
AlternativeMoral
Aww that's vibrating butt plug territory.
Youso
inwatermelonsugar
Me: uses coconut oil as lube when I masturbate. Get super turned on when someone uses coconut oil in their cooking
reallyguysseriously
Can you really use coconut oil as lube without any problems?
selkieselk
It's ace lube, but i've never used it with condoms so be worth checking. Also, it's true that the smell will then always turn you on =)
inwatermelonsugar
Sorry to specify I am monogamous so I don't use condoms so I can't recommend it for that
reallyguysseriously
I am too and on birth control so I don’t use condoms but have serious problems with dryness and I hate regular lube
inwatermelonsugar
heck yeah, I use it as lube, as lotion, as makeup remover. totally gentle and never gives me any problems
inwatermelonsugar
I will say I am not a dr. lol but it works for me anyways
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Every time my nose is runny I instantly check to make sure it's not blood. Used to get them all the freaking time but not so much anymore.
CondescendingCunt
You disgust me. @OP
qyron
I am not shocked. At least, I'll say I hope OP is happy.
ireplysometimes
I like Female Problems Frog. Gives me insight to what the other gender deals with. Good to know ass-sweat is all for equality
anotheranimalabusevideo
You still think girls don't sweat?? Asinine
asm80dfa8sdfj
I'm not sure, a fur coat probably makes for more sweat. Sidenote though, it's called "foul bachelorette frog" if you want to search for more
ireplysometimes
Thank you +1
namelessfish
This is actually Foul Bachelorette
Guarkernmehl
#toolatealreadywipedoutthemeatsickle
Jutana
How does one shave their own asshole?
MissNorway
Squat and spread with one hand in the shower.
Jutana
That sounds horrifying-- Thanks!
Satanslittlechariotsoffailedpotential
Carefully.
creaothceann
Kazzle
This post made me look up and buy a lelo sona? I've never even bought anything like that before.
cuddlesdotgif
Listen. Your life is about to be changed. Clit sucker toys just came (pun) out a couple years ago and they have REVOLUTIONIZED it all.
cuddlesdotgif
I am not exaggerating. Sometimes it is, in fact, too intense for me to handle and I can’t use it. It is amazing.
giveityourall
I only use it a few times a week when I have the house to myself haha.
ILickAnimals
I shaved my balls once... Never again.
AvgWhiteShark
You gotta pluck.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Trim them instead, trust me. Shaving them never works 100%, even if you bat wing yourself to hell. And then they stick to everything.
Xen300
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but isn't not shaving the *norm*?
selkieselk
it used to be. Porn children should be shown the 1970's stupenda-bushes of 'The Joy of Sex' :D
felkoz
Not these days. We can thank porn for that.
anotheranimalabusevideo
Until you get a real partner who doesn't give a fuck
Mimsey
iirc, a majority of women born after about 1980 shave regularly. It caused a minor STD spike because it turns out pubic hair protects a bit.
jlsmith78375
In November
anotheranimalabusevideo
When you have a real bf yes
r0b0tc0rpse
Everyone thinks guys are gross, but we have standards. Women are filthy beasts.
anotheranimalabusevideo
I blame baby boomers
r0b0tc0rpse
Literally everything is their fault.
KjTheLightning
i think it's just because we don't think we can get away with hiding the grossness like girls.
jlsmith78375
Can confirm. 1st job was retail. A girl threw a used tampon under the bench and wiped her bloody fingers all over the fitting room walls 1/2
jlsmith78375
A girl also tried on clothes & left them on the floor. While folding the pants, I got a whiff of them and smelled like chicken noodle soup.
ChoochyMcGee
When I don’t shave my nether regions are called Bush Gardens.
schrammbledeggs
Got the sona for my wife, can confirm.
Grilledcheeses
Lelo knows what they're doing
creaothceann
Big Badaboom!
MinxyJinx
Whats with the squirting? Why would that ever be good for masturbating?
anotheranimalabusevideo
Squirting isn't real its been proven that it is urine
Mimsey
Not always. Big squirts usually are, since the cowper's gland is smaller than a prostate. But little spritzes in time with contractions.. /1
Mimsey
... can be 0% urine. The "squirting" with urine in it is usually the big sprays/gushes from the bladder instead of the cowper's gland. /2
Grilledcheeses
Usually the result of a very powerful and effective orgasm.
giveityourall
It fucking WORKS
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anotheranimalabusevideo
Rechargeable vibrators exist......
Rustyspoonsforcara
I just brought one.
schrammbledeggs
I was nervous it might be gimmicky, but it really isn’t. Handheld orgasm machine.
anotheranimalabusevideo
Rechargeable vibrators exist.......
schrammbledeggs
And the lelo sona is a rechargeable vibrator, so I’m pretty sure we know that.
catsrn
How quiet is this??
giveityourall
It’s audible but nothing intense.
giveityourall
Also depends on the level—lots of different intensities and patterns
catsrn
Thanks! All these good reviews I’m tempted to get one. I’m just worried bc I have roommates. Some are so looooud
ItsReallyMeBonder
Just bought it for the gf. Best investment ever
anotheranimalabusevideo
Wth is wrong with people. Rechargeable Sex toys exist
schrammbledeggs
And the sona, which is the sex toy we are talking about, is rechargeable.
averagekunt
Damn you guys convinced me , I'll buy it
killer10347
The fart-traveling-into-vagina thing belongs here.
fingeryursalad
ipeconick
RigoryMorty
Also the put-fingers-in-your-vagina-to-push-a-hard-poo-out...
gynonurseifixyourladybits
We perform surgeries for this problem all the time
asm80dfa8sdfj
Hmmm
KaitlynTheSeaDragon
Guilty of doing that
anotheranimalabusevideo
Never done this.........if you're that constipated you need more fiber asap
itsybitsyspider
and drink more water, yo
KaitlynTheSeaDragon
I do both
parkinglotsushi
As a woman, what?
RigoryMorty
I did not ask details on this, for all the reasons. I got one guilty reply, ask her.
RigoryMorty
My gf swears by it, I wish I could forget this knowledge but alas, I cannot get the image out of my head. Apparently it works.
unikorv
You can tell her it's easier to add pressure to the perineum instead. Or use that ergonomic footstool thingy..
iamthetortoise
Also as a woman....what!?
RigoryMorty
I literally don't know, if anything I wish I knew so much less. Somehow you can reach in and push the hard poo out, you figure it out.
unikorv
You can put your fingers in your vagina and push to get the shit out. You don't even have to do that, just add pressure to the perineum.
AWitlessIdiot
10 inch dildo??? That's 6 inches more than you need.... right guys? Right?!?!
zephen
I feel quite better about being 8" now. Dm if you dont beleive
limbclinicpc
no thank you
IndigoVixx9
It's gotta have some extra room to grip it. Also could be double sided.
ilovemyboobs
Its like, right at my limit.
Aprilmadness
Depends where she's putting it I guess
EroticZombiePants
Shouldn't it be extra long to allow proper gripping? Asking for a friend.
Meqad
Cortezdelanoche
Heyoooooooo!!!!
thatwoodguy
Unless you like Bad Dragon NSFW /a/xic79qj
ElegantKitty
Jeez that's a shit load of money. I wish I was rich, too.
thatwoodguy
No kids. Bought a house within our budget, 6 year old car, eat out 4-6 times per month, do most house repairs/renos ourselves
ElegantKitty
Okay?
vapeinmypussyandcallmeyourmemeslut
Ten inches is huge. My biggest one is 8 and that’s rarely used because it’s so big.
Cyzyk
Yeah, that describes my sex life lately pretty well.
LivingWaters
The username yes
PapiBlanco
Question, is it just a rare but random use? Or is it like "that was a long day, time to pull out the 8 incher"?
vapeinmypussyandcallmeyourmemeslut
Very rare. Just to switch it up. No rhyme or reason lol
selkieselk
Yes. The only people who care about massive dicks are men. Huge dicks are just uncomfortable/painful & seriously limit what you can do.
LivingWaters
Not sure if telling the truth or just being nice
magenta687
Truth. Yes, really.
selkieselk
Honest truth. I mean obviously it's how you feel about the person that matters, but a massive dick is a significant physical hinderance.
scotthunts
I know this is a joke and all but for those of you wondering the worldwide average size is about 6”.
chrisNoodleStar
More like 5. Thanks korea.
darkhalfbreed
5" is world average
scotthunts
Depends on the study amigo
50m31AW
Probs even lower bc smaller penised ppl are less likely to participate in studies bc society makes a big deal about "needing" a big one
Chupacuadra
What about girth? I need to know if Mr Worlds Wide
darkhalfbreed
1"-1 1/2" in diameter i guess. It doesn't sound big but i saw a spear handle with a 1 1/2" diameter shaft and that was pretty girthy
astrangehop
Makes me wonder what the worldwide average dildo size is though
cheryltunt69
You have to consider they need something to hold onto so extra inches are needed
cnutmuffin47
probably about a foot
darkhalfbreed
If i had to guess, 6-8"
astrangehop
I looked at amazon bestsellers, It seems you are right.
Dahliaisahedgehog
Very much so. Too long hurts because you're just punching the cervix. It hurts for days.
FlyingButtPliers
If you go past it there's a little parking space called there posterior fornix which is like a 2nd g spot.
Mimsey
Having touched a few posterior fornices, I can assure you that it's more like MAYBE half a g-spot. Angling for the g-spot works better.
ElbowDeepInGod
Actually had this discussion a few times in comments on here. It's not painful for everyone. Just like how some people get off from choking.
HeadJamistan
Some dudes have big dicks and some women have deep vags. Also, some of that length is easy to use as a handle.
Dahliaisahedgehog
Lol a handle? Are you driving stick shift?
FriendlyUntilBorderlineSaysNo
I actually enjoy that. But if there's not a bit of pain I can't feel anything.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I once lacerated a womans cervix because she did let me know it was hurting. Or she was enjoying the pain.
ClitKicker87
Also anything over 6 is hard to use for anal, since buttholes are only so deep. Only real reason to get one is if you like cervix thrashing.
Mertas267
Tell that to the Bad Dragon people. Those things scare me.
HeadJamistan
You truly haven't seen enough porn, you poor summer child.
ClitKicker87
You’re past the prostate at that point and can cause internal damage, it’s much safer and just as pleasurable to stay out of the colon
FranticCosmonaut
Some people have told me they enjoy that. They could just be being nice to me though.
Dahliaisahedgehog
Some people are size queens!
FranticCosmonaut
That's something I can get behind.
antonPmatt
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
if done right, it's pretty nice. can't just be a jackhammer tho
FranticCosmonaut
Some people like that, others not so much. It's best to ask first then adapt.
NulHeart
Not gonna lie that humble brag was amazing
FranticCosmonaut
I didn't mean for it to come off as that. Hence me not mentioning my size, it's just my two cents lol
IamHereForTheComments
Oh will you look at mr giant dick
LocutusOfBored
If I was paid $10 an inch, I’d walk away a happy man with $5 in my pocket
IamHereForTheComments
underrated comment
cheryltunt69
I’ll have you know my mother said I should be proud of my massive 3 inches
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Yeah but she also told me to be proud of my never hard 2in.
PapiBlanco
You know what else is 3 inches? 4 of these *grabs crotch*
Sassmachine
Never go drinking with friends' moms. Had a buddy's mom say "I knew you'd grow up to be big. Your aunts too. We changed your diapers! /?
Sassmachine
You should have no problems getting a girl!" All the ladies in ear shot giggled. That's when he came out as gay to his mom. Shut her up.
IamHereForTheComments
hard to swallow
lalwaysupvotecatsandTHT
Oh will you look at mr giant dick
MidnightShouldNotBeSoLovely
CaptainFubs
Beware. Chodes incoming
IamHereForTheComments
That is 2 inches above my level
ModernGreaser
Oh will you look at mr giant dick
ModernGreaser
Oh will you look at mr giant dick