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An early Max Factor invention from 1934. The Beauty Micrometer was meant to detect beauty defects in women that are invisible to the naked eye.
Salvador Dali Kisses The Hand Of Raquel Welch In 1965
The Great Boston Molasses Flood January 15, 1919
One winter, a clothier from Denmark came up with an odd but effective sales scheme. He hung more than a thousand overcoats from a scaffold around his shop. So many customers turned up to see the spectacle that the police were called. He sold every single coat.
At the peak of his career, Fritz the celebrity bulldog gets a professional shave for his TV appearance in 1961.
horseman takes a break in between shooting the Jean Cocteau film Testament of Orpheus 1962.
In the 1930s, you could mail anything from rabbits to pheasants so long as it had a neck label with a mailing address and another which stated that ‘no liquid was likely to exude’.
early 1910’s, a woman calls for more books to be donated to the New York Public Library on Fifth Avenue
Babe Ruth Meeting George HW Bush 1948
Bolivian Women In A 1943 Department Store
Taken in 1910, a person from the Native American Koskimo tribe stands in a full-body fur garment with oversized gloves and a Hami mask (aka a ‘dangerous thing’ mask) during a traditional ceremony.
Crowds Go Wild For Alice Cooper In 1972
The Funeral Following The Hindenburg Disaster
The Minneapolis Teamsters Strike of 1934
Rosa Parks Police Report
Aftermath 1906 Earthquake In San Francisco
The Flight Of The Spruce Goose
The Faces Of Appalachian Poverty
Helen Keller Meets Charlie Chaplin
Sean Connery Teaches Ursula Andress How To Handstand
whencatsattack64
#8 - well, yeah, can't be a lot of books left since you had a platform built out of them.
Djalabajoe
Ursula Andress was cast in Dr No thinking she would have a sexy Italian accent, she had a Germanic Swiss accent so all her lines were dubbed
iamdanman
#6 You mean Bojack took a break
PSUTerra
#1 Who needs a machine for that, when you can just have bitchy friends to point out all of your flaws for you?
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
Seriously, where did you find that Appalachian poverty pic, @op? That looks exactly like my great grandfathers house in Abingdon, VA.
youdonegoofed
Masonbarron
Why are there american flags at the Hindenberg aftermath funeral, yet the graves are covered by the Nazi flag? Wasn't it in ww2-era Germany?
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
The Hindenburg went down in Manchester, New Jersey in 1937, 2 years before WW2 broke out.
sothereiwasnolie
“Yeah you totally have some invisible beauty defects. If you could see them you’d be ugly AF. We can fix em though...”
buvamozilla
Anyone noticed Jack Black in the front row at the concert?
ZoltanClan
Sean Connery had a quarter chub in that second pic
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt
Everything was fine and dandy, then I saw the horse and almost screamed
Bassnecker
#6 for the lazy
ronnoct
That's just Bojack Horseman
JPokemonoforreal
Shouldn't #9 read as George HW Bush meets Babe Ruth? (I mean unless The Great Bambino was a time traveler)
Trimule
1948 Ruth was dying of cancer and Bush had returned to college after dropping out and serving in WW II He was in his Senior year at Yale
JPokemonoforreal
Right but at that time the order of importance was in favor of Babe because HW was not in public office yet
aarhusianer
Source for #4 ?
LucyBelle
Best I could find: https://www.imgapparelretailgroup.com/members-content/2017/4/6/troelstrup-denmark
aarhusianer
Thank you. As a Dane I have never seen or heard this before
heterochromiairidum
I thought that my boy Chaplin had some cake until I realized that was just his hat.
NotAmused1001
Sorry bro. No cake by the ocean.
WallyWorldtoo
My brother use to call shotgun, I got their first and called Rosa Parks...
weldr67
In the early ‘80’s we used to get our live chicks delivered in the mail. They always arrived happy and healthy.
skogkatt
I'll take Ursula Undress for $400 Trebek
JarcoSlind
Can someone identify #12 by the dental records, plz?
NayroTheAdventurer
Beauty defects, invisible to the naked eye?
barnwolf
I find some faces more attractive than others. Most of the time I couldn't tell you why.
StunnedGoofy
"Buy our newest beauty cream for invisiblity... Only 99.99!!! For 9ml"
ZeroZeta
I'm ugly and being invisible would be handy...
MadameDex
It seems so weird, but modern researchers have outlined geometric parameters of universal attractiveness. High symmetry is big.
MadameDex
We are just the only species capable of higher reasoning that overrides biological definitions of beauty.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
companies are still making billions on this concept
Gatsbyohata
It's quite a mystery how enough of the human race has not caught onto this validity of this concept.
sorcerersorphan
Claudette Colvin did it first.
mynameiselliott
I wonder how many metric tons of pussy Sean Connery used to get per week
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
all of them
MightyPandaBoy
Does sean connery have a boner?
GlenL
That's the secret, he's always got a boner.
sqbutte
"My eyes are down here!"...Sean to Ursula probably
OneOfTheChosenOnes
Nope. Just a nice bulge
hisholybeardness
Issh there a problem, ladd?
REVENGE488
That Raquel Welch though, god damn
poorwhitetrash
#6 I can see why they called him horse man...
lastbutnotleast1
You know charlie and Helen got it on.
PersonaAuGratin
Bet she was a screamer...
theclarkshark
You should watch the drunk history on rosa parks.
njkckbxr
Drunk history rocks!
doodybird
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood 2.3 million gallons of molasses, 21 killed, several city blocks affected.
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
Sweet.
baconthatisall
Yup. You can still vaguely smell it in summertime.
rbudrick
I mean, couldnt they just get up and walk out of the way? Oh. Look. Molasses is coming. Gonna be a couple days. Let's finish dinner.
ProphetOfWhy
Traveled up to 35 mph. It was relatively warm when it was added to the tank, so it flowed more freely. Cooled as it moved and covered people
EffHerRightInThePussy
Fun fact: Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest and lost.
Indevious
His eyes made him lose.
ramadanjuan
Same thing happe es to Dolly Parton.
Hutchy01
That's because he looked nothing like Charlie Chaplin (or rather The Tramp)
Un0riginalComment
Hitler won first prize
Hutchy01
That's the joke that probably inspired the Great Dictator
LucyBelle
He came in 40th
BestThingSinceKimboSlicedBread
Wasn’t it 3rd? Or am I stupid?
insolentwerp
Yes
catanians
I recall third as well. i think op is crazy
grimmia
Well Ross came in second and cried!
EffHerRightInThePussy
SubtleSuggestions
Monica couldn't tell time until she was 14!
thorinelfinshield
Who cares? Chandler kissed a guy.