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Apparently emojis are an oppressive tool of the patriarchy
Sep 19, 2016 3:25 PM
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HOOMANGUY
Also there is NO emoji of a red space whale shooting zombie nazis with his jizz... I feel like this has severely inhibited my development.
justicecracker
Aren't 99% of fitness/health magazines aimed at women?
CanOpenersOnTheirFaces
and they are cardio heavy! Don't want to get ~bulky~
Catman232
All these emoji depend on ASCII characters right? So it's not even Apple who are responsible really is it?
ThePretzelFamily
Correct. There are also reserved characters for future use, so maybe this was always there just not implemented lol
coolbeanslooseit
I actually can't believe sites like Huffington and Buzzfeed are 100% sincere. It honestly boggles my mind.
drunkhistorian
Real confidence in our masculinity would not warrant the amount of feminist bashing on this site.
greenkoala
https://tenor.co/vSuf.gif
ThatIsSignificant
http://imgur.com/vn59izx
ChefBoyarDeezNuts
imgur hates women
K4rlss0n
This is really offensive to the physically disabled.
Robotguy4
Apple doesn't decide what emojis should exist. That's up to the Unicode Consortium.
brakeurself
I'm starting to see slightly rational people here, and while I hate the whole circle jerk, seriously. It's not that big of a fuckin deal.
brakeurself
It's just an emoji. You aren't being oppressed because there's only a tiny image of a man running.
mynamesbryson
HuffPostWomen? So you mean just Huffington Post?
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
I'm guessing HuffPoWomen is in between standard HuffPo and Jezebel
midquest
Oh, the logical fallacy. Why can't Imgur deal with people wanting to be represented without smugly assuming they're dysfunctional?
midquest
Beibg happy about an emoji =/= being incapable of functioning without said emoji. Let people be happy. Imgur is best when it's inclusive.
jeremiahblatz
I would hate to get my knickers in a twist over someone else not being a jerk.
PoopFrosting
wow way to fat shame, apple gg /s
Robotguy4
You mean the Unicode Consortium. Apple doesn't make new emojis.
vellichords
ilikefreepizza
Lol "poop frosting"
chimchim666
"it's not cool to care about emojis" says the guy caring about people caring about emojis
ThisBetterBeMountainDew
So as a straight white dude, just wanna say people who are giving women or this women in particular a hard time over this are really. Really
VoltageXL1
Nah we all see the point. Its still sad though.
ThisBetterBeMountainDew
Missing the God damn point.
brakeurself
omg its an emoji with longer hair I FEEL SO VALIDATED AND INCLUDED. /s
spankatorium
That's nice, but what about paraplegic asexual Asian FtM transgender orphans who identify as a Samsung refrigerator?
tangybreath
Are you literally equating having a female emoji (something over half the population is) as a ridiculous exception? Why is the default male?
Blogzette
Why is the default nurse female?
Blogzette
Why is the default nurse female?
spankatorium
I'm calling bullshit on this form of petty symbolism and slacktivism. This changes nothing at all. Yet self-righteous douchebags love it.
tangybreath
No. The problem is that the default gender is always male. You can't possibly get around your own experiences to see the effects of that
spankatorium
"problem"
tangybreath
Haha, right. The fact that the default setting on everything is male is totally cool. Of course, to males. Why would it bother them?
ala1na
Nobody runs with with their hair down #wheredidallmyhairtiesgo
MitchellSnyder
It depends on what your running from ????
Bakeeza
Truth for me. I would skip a work out if I couldn't find Bobby pins to hold back my bangs lol
Clockwerkpegasus
I ran cross-country for 3 years, never once put my hair up to run...partially because I didn't know how to at the time. I am not very bright
ladyinthesheetsfreakonthestreets
How do you not know how to put your hair up? Genuinely curious
NotRelevantGif
I didn't for a time because my mom always did it. I had a basic idea but always failed
Clockwerkpegasus
Because I have no idea how to properly control my appendages
Areyoubiginjapan
Where have all the Cowboys gone? Do-do-do!
CanOpenersOnTheirFaces
I know plenty who do... I could never myself. So much neck sweat. D:
CrunchyApple
Yep that and your hair gets tangled!
soopahtoast
Huffingtonshitpost
crocostyle
It's like reading an inverted DailyMail.
IcedMyself
My goodness I loathe Huffington Post.
motherfuckinmoonmoon
It's the subtle things in society that condition against equality... So.... don't belittle their significance... You'd be making a mistake.
MachineInterface
This guy life has so much meaning that he has to look for affirmation by hating on people who appreciate the little things.
pussymasher28
But all he did was make a post on twitter, he didn't write a whole article about it.
brakeurself
ekekekeke
ZVanderberg
I'd love to see Imgur's reaction if they didn't have white guy emojis.
brakeurself
no fucks given, it's just a fucking emoji you sjw
ZVanderberg
Uh-oh! Looks like someone's triggered. Better run and hide in your right wing safe space!
brakeurself
Uh oh! I share views with republicans and people who don't give shits about emojis! Must be triggered when people act like its a cure for 1/
brakeurself
all sexism everywhere, as though it's a big problem in the western world!!!!
XandarianNovaPrime
I mean I wish we could just go back to the gender less yellow circles. All this emoji shit nowadays is crap.
poohshoes
would give zero fucks.
movethebongos
Social gender order has a billion tiny reasons. Stuff like this makes a tiny change.
GoldAndGreenForests
I agree
brakeurself
as a girl - its just. an. emoji. over in the west it'll make no change whatsoever.
fuck123456789
why is there something so wrong with inclusion?
ToastedVanilla
Because who gives a fuck about emojis. They seriously don't mean jackshit.
Reccid
Why is there something wrong with pointing out how pathetic your life is that an emoji gives you joy?
XaiaX
When something gets more inclusive, it reminds people they didn't realize it wasn't. So they get mad at you for making them notice.
ibelongtotheinternet
Because people who are consistently represented don't realize how important it is to be represented
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
That was perfectly succinct. I'm stealing it.
poochyena
How are women being excluded by there not being a female runner emoji?
fuck123456789
it calls the default of the human experience male
poochyena
how?
tangybreath
Why is the default emoji sex always male?
poochyena
By what logic do you see that? I thought most emojis were yellow genderless faces.
VictusUnus
Imgur doesn't understand how small tiny things can reinforce hurtful views.
ManOfIce
Oh god, micro aggressions.
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
Is that why my ex said my dick reinforced hurtful views?
BasisPoints
However, if we version every emoji for every gender and race, arent we reinforcing the very concept that we dont seeing everyone as equals?
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
Not at all. I don't follow your logic here.
arandomfish
No. Difference does not imply inequality.
BasisPoints
Isn't that the very premise of demanding versioned emojis in the first place? That since there is inequality, each must be represented?
arandomfish
You're equivocating. I was talking equal value as humans, and you know it.
spankatorium
You call it 'inclusion', but it's really just a euphemism for 'petty symbolism'.
fuck123456789
you dont understand how seeing the default be male/white/straight can really effect someone do you
spankatorium
I like how you try to rationalize your personal desire to petty symbolism as part of a greater problem. Yet, it isn't.
spankatorium
You'll soon figure out that outside of your sheltered life, no one gives a fuck about Apple emoji's and your support in changing them.
spankatorium
Go visit an actual different non-white culture. And no, I don't mean 'Take a taxi through Chinatown'.
rvleshrac
Emoji should be genderless. The people demanding gendered emoji are the fuckheads who started this shit in the first place.
XandarianNovaPrime
Remember when they were just yellow smilies. The world was a simpler place then.
fuck123456789
ok, how do you show genderless
brakeurself
We already had male, and female, and then we had tiny people who were mainly male. And so, emojis are just tiny pictures showing an action.
brakeurself
So, coming from a girl, they don't really mean jackshit. If you can get the idea across, who the fuck cares if its a girl or boy?
brakeurself
So, coming from a girl, they don't really mean jackshit. If you can get the idea across, who the fuck cares if its a girl or boy?
ecodude
Guys would care if it were changed to a girl because of how awful "political correctness" is, and girls would be upset if they didn't 1
frickfracksnicketysnack
It's not inclusion that's the problem (obviously), just that they said apple "finally acknowledged" as if they were seriously upset (1/2)
IllegalDuckling
that they didn't properly prepare their cheeseburgers the way they wanted them prepared by leaving out the pickles. (2/2)
bleekosa
Are you seriously relating women to a pickle in a cheeseburger? Like seriously, that's what women are to you, pickles?
IllegalDuckling
yes
bleekosa
Well men are just disembodied penis's to me, to be used for sex. So I guess were even then jackass.
PlanetSchmanetJanet
The point is, it's kinda weird it wasn't there from the start. The standard for pretty much anything 1/2
PlanetSchmanetJanet
2/2 is a man. Stuff like this always makes the female the exception when they're really not.
TemplateHuman
Except for the fact that almost all parenting posts and products are mom-centric first. All dads can do is babysit apparently.
FullMetalBitch
He gets it. That's what it's like for a lot of things as a woman not just one. But that is some bullshit, drives me nuts too.
PlanetSchmanetJanet
Which is stupid, too, and comes from the same place where women apparently don't do sports. Feminists advocate 4 equal parenting.
frickfracksnicketysnack
That apple hadn't validated their lifestyle in emojii form until then. (2/2)
Glumerlink
I mean honestly if it was just a male one until now i kinda get why it'd be nice to mention
fuck123456789
wait wait wait, being a woman is a lifestyle?
katanatripsis
Right? Mind blown.
frickfracksnicketysnack
No, I was talking about the running/ working out. Sorry if I wasn't clear.
fuck123456789
yeah the issue here is before this it was calling male the default in the human experience
The5lacker
Yeah okay. And it's bad to feel joy in something, even something small, changing for the better because...?
brakeurself
Coming from a girl, I really don't fucking care if there are no girl emojis because why the fuck do you need emojis to be validated?
brakeurself
Coming from a girl, I really don't fucking care if there are no girl emojis because why the fuck do you need emojis to be validated?
brakeurself
Coming from a girl, I really don't fucking care if there are no girl emojis because why the fuck do you need emojis to be validated?
brakeurself
Coming from a girl, I really don't fucking care if there are no girl emojis because why the fuck do you need emojis to be validated?
brakeurself
Coming from a girl, I really don't fucking care if there are no girl emojis because why the fuck do you need emojis to be validated?
brakeurself
Coming from a girl, I really don't fucking care if there are no girl emojis because why the fuck do you need emojis to be validated?
ChicagoStyleDotHog
Imgur: a white dude safespace
ThomasTheScrakeEngine
Imgur: solving first world problems, one emoji at a time
xiafang
it's wild that they post shit like this and then accuse others of "looking for things to get mad about"
Mangomancer
https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnBfgqbeyCciICI/giphy.gif
FathisMunk
yeah p much. its crazy how hard that dude is missing the point.
snicklefritzmcgiggletits
Conversely, his life must be even sadder if he has to take time out of his day to belittle them for it.
brakeurself
conversely, its just a fucking emoji who gives a shit
GoldAndGreenForests
Yep
BattlesTARDIStroyer
All 11 seconds.
emtionallyautistic
Just last week, HuffPost had an article that told the women of the SEC football fan bases to cover up. I wish I was joking
espressoandpostrock
I can't ask if they're serious, because I know they are - but why does it seem they can't seem to stick to one viewpoint?
MadamPuddifoot
SEC girls don't dress for football games, they dress to impress their future cheating husbands.
brakeurself
I took a test on whether I'm gender biased or not. Apparently, fucking up my eyesight with white background and green text means I'm biased.
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
Goddammit. The proper term is "text of color" or TOC for short, you racist.
brakeurself
O shit im so sorry :^((
MvdVeen
Link? I like doing dumb useless things.
brakeurself
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/soraya-chemaly/take-this-test-to-see-how-biased-you-are-against-having-a-woman-as-president_b_9586136.html?
MvdVeen
Thanks mate!
brakeurself
No problem. I'm a fellow lover of stupid shit :D
MvdVeen
Jesus that's a dumb fucking test. It's just a reflex game instead of some psychological evaluation.
RideTheTiger
http://risenews.net/2016/09/huffpost-deleted-that-shameful-ladies-of-the-sec-but-we-saved-it-so-you-can-read-it/
crazypyro23
Doing God's work right there
wackywoohoopizzaman
So, while trying to call out people for being sexist, they the writers end up being even more so
theyar
"They looked like Mexican men" one agreeing comment added. Lol I don't even parse.
emtionallyautistic
Thank you for posting that
lukadisgre
How is this level of hypocrisy even possible?
RideTheTiger
MadamPuddifoot
Girls at Northern schools don't deal w/ this never understood getting dolled up for a FOOTBALL game. Jeans and jerseys, baby!
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
Thats because football season is mostly cool/cold in the north
theyar
Yes and no. Southern tradition is to make a fashion show out of it.
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
Also, a higher percentage of teams up north suck. Not all, just more than in the south
StonesOnTheHill
It's the nature of the internet. It's easy to share even the smallest observation, but we're still used to only seeing large ones shared.1/2
StonesOnTheHill
So when someone makes a small deal about a small thing, we still see it as them making a big deal about it, because they bothered at all 2/2
CrazyCatLad
Yeah, as a white, heterosexual male, I really don't see an issue about a few people wanting a specific emoji.
jeffreybaratheon
EXACTLY. Just because something is posted doesn't mean it's some huge, life changing event. They post like 40 articles a day.
brakeurself
It's the way they worded it, like Apple had only JUST realized women worked out and that women exist and women women women women
taylorisnotacat
hmm. Women women women women, you say? I see no problems here
brakeurself
women women women women it's all women there is no such thing as guys its all women we're diverse ITS ALL WOMEN WE'RE DIVERSE WE NEED PAY /s
jeffreybaratheon
...this is from HuffPoWomen, literally their purpose is to post about women.
brakeurself
Aaaand it's so far been about western world problems. Not like anything important happens in places with Sharia law or anything.
SomeGuyYourMomKnows
1. There should be an emoji for females. 2. It shouldn't be made in to "a thing" cause no one cares that much.
aremyeyesgreen
They should make an app where you can make your own and add it to the keyboard and then everyone can do whatever they want
bitchhappens
Bitmoji
bitchhappens
Bitmoji
aremyeyesgreen
Can you add that to an apple keyboard?
bitchhappens
Yes.
aremyeyesgreen
TIL
fuck123456789
You don't know how emoji works
ThePretzelFamily
Why the hell did this get downvoted? What they suggested is impossible for emojis
fuck123456789
i think im being followed by right wing cucks
aremyeyesgreen
What do you mean?
ThePretzelFamily
Emojis are actual characters that are part of computer standards. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Character_(computing)
whyiseverythingupsidedown
Does anyone even take the Huff Post seriously? Isn't it basically just bunch of bitches in glass houses throwing rocks?
FeelingAverage
You gotta break the "glass ceiling" somehow
Ssssssssssss
Well, it's news, so it's not even serious to start with, it literally just posts sensationalist stuff for ratings like everyone else.
LiterallyYourMom
I like them because they make redpillers SO MAD.
LiterallyYourMom
See?
ItWasNothinButGarlic
Stones
malbec
Well, rich white bitches
321Nik
i thought it was a journalism company or something, not a bunch of bitches in glass houses throwing rocks. although, wouldnt that breakhome?
Robobamanation
Coming from someone whose mother reads the Huffington post: fucking scary accurate
IamtheSnuggleranditstimetosnuggle
Bitches love rocks.
GetSchwifty
Like every chick i know......
Winterous
It's a barrel of laughs.
MemeStealingSkeleton
No, it's a bunch of bitches in glass houses flinging rocks and their own feces
discclaimer
White bitches*
SkateSewLove
But they might be stuck in the glass house. So throwing rocks is OK.
ShesMyWomanNordStyle
Huff and Jezebel form an unholy axis of toxic 'news' content.
MankHoody
I'm female and I can't take that HuffPostWomen account serious at all - gives off a "EQUALITY! But only for women!" vibe in my opinion, lol.
KNDBS
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christian-gabriel/if-you-dont-vote-democrat_b_10425968.html They have an "interesting" approach to journalism.
Rhydsdh86
Free speech means everyone has a right to their own opinion. However, free speech also means that said opinion can be routinely ignored -->
Rhydsdh86
and ridiculed if it is found to be complete bollocks
TaylorT
I like you and your opinion. Do more of that posting stuff on here.
Rhydsdh86
Thank you
squeeshypanda
Haha Huff Post is ridiculously stupid. I can't stand their titles: "We're like totally justifiably mad right now, ugh"
Zeroshark
My ex writes for the huff post online and it makes me so happy to see that I'm not just bitter and salty
whyiseverythingupsidedown
She probably waisted 3-4 years getting a writing degree as well.
jsktrogdor
I dont take Huff Post seriously because they're basically a website who found a way to legally plagiarize actual journalists work.
Baja2185
But they leave out any and all facts from the original
usernamenolongeravailable8
Gotta have that glass ceiling to build that glass house
ProbablyDrunkAgain
A glass house ain't complete without that class ceiling.
fuelpergallon
I get my news from there... It reminds me that people on the far left are just as dumb as the ones on the far right.
onlyhalfghost
the Golden Mean may be a fallacy, but I've never heard of a radical centrist.
CrazyCatLad
Ever check out Breitbart?
Jusmar
I thought I was reading the onion for a bit on Breitbart. I try to respect people's points of view, but holy shit
CrazyCatLad
Most of the comments are vile. I'm always surprised when I come across something reasonable.
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
I'm disappointed that HuffPo, Jezebel and the like don't have comments. They're usually at least fun to read
damanism
TheBobfather
They have a very important job to tell us what we should be offended about next...unfortunately, people listen to them.
sprbwlshuffler
It has a decent article once in awhile. Mostly it spews exaggerated facts about the wage gap and our supposed rape culture.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
I'll rape you for saying that.
Falos
It's true: We are obsessed with the /idea/ of rape. We are obsessed with punitive response, conviction being an afterthought.
Falos
Off the top of my head, I can't think of a faster way to get the world after you. After your job. Bomb an orphanage? Might shitlist you more
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
Kick an orphaned, homeless puppy?
causality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjWBXbGVyQU
sprbwlshuffler
I love ShoeOnHead.
Peppersworth
Their editing staff is entirely women, which seems sexist to me.
BewareTheCrocigator
No no, it's "equality"
Peppersworth
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot
energybeam
Well you're not completely wrong. http://imgur.com/g6szqbc
TheGodsMustBeCrazy
I'm surprised that "That's not them, that's just the editor's secretaries" isn't here yet. So I'll provide.
ragekritz
Their non ironic "look how diverse we are at this company" Nothing wrong with having all of them employed, but claiming it is diverse? No.
KNDBS
Kinda ironic that the site that pushes the narrative about "more diversity=better" the most, is the least diverse.
HitlersArtCritic
I remember someone replying to that post who was a black woman saying they only hire white people.
Rhydsdh86
Y'all don't hire black people
TheUbiquitousBOB
IamBigfoot
"Diversity"
MrAgnosticman
Diversity = the higher ratio of women to men apparently, so as long as there is no men it's the greatest accomplishment of diversity ever.
HitlersArtCritic
Doesn't that also apply to some BLM arguments in terms of race?
Jusmar
As long as the minority is the majority there can't be any discrimination and thus we're diverse. Simple logic. /s
potentiallyunsafe
I know right? MacBooks all the way down.
ThatWhichRemains
Ohh my sweet innocent child
Nolfelix115
I can't see the picture on mobile :(
Katalliaan
It's a table full of women with Apple laptops.
Nolfelix115
So did the editors sent the assistants in first or am I missing something
TwerkyTurkey
HEYO
Barkinsons
The whole editorial board are women in their 30's
RideTheTiger
This Norman Rockwell Painting Sums Up Being A Woman On The Internet" One of their stories posted today.
RideTheTiger
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/this-norman-rockwell-painting-sums-up-being-a-woman-on-the-internet_us_57dff173e4b08cb14096bac7?
onlyhalfghost
tell us what it says in summary, lest someone accidentally give the bastards more page views.
RideTheTiger
Basically, the picture is of Norman Rockwell's painting "the jury" shows a bunch of men arguing with a single female jurist.
RideTheTiger
According to Huffpo this shows how men argue with woman online about things, like rape culture, how easy it is to be a woman and wage gaps.
Newballs
I thought it was satire all this time! Oops..
TheRealDwightSchrute
Oh you naive thing.. people are actually quite dumb.
madeaweirdcommentchangedmyname
Unfortunately not.
ZaeMillion
Well damn, I've been reading it like the Onion for years....
Adato88
It's not? Well I'll be.
IllegalDuckling
fucked
THEszechuansauce
Whale oil beef hooked
Yorowozordhorry
For some reason I pictured Colin Farrell saying this...
CommentDiver
Deep