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I wish I had found the version of this that had music.
EDITED: The household “Four C’s” rule of young men having partners staying overnight, even when adults: 1) Consent. Get it. 2) Condoms. Wear one. (Not two, they’ll break as many well-meaning friends who don’t get hyperbole mentioned in the comments — but they’re correct, of course.) No unplanned pregnancies and no STIs. 3) Communication. Use your words what you want. What you don’t. Avoid drama. Don’t sulk. 4) Consideration. No screaming and banging on the walls when I’m home. If you ? on the kitchen table when I’m not home, clean up after yourselves. I don’t need to know about it. Now that I’m getting a divorce: I’ll abide by these rules too. Ok? Ok.
I’m a happy. Happy boy. Happy happy boy. I hope you have as good of a day as this boy is having.
Ninja! ?
Time for more memes. Whether you like it or not.
Your mom put you in a dryer as a joke and turned it on when you were toddlers. Thump thump giggle. Thump thump giggle. She didn’t think it would actually rotate. It did. And a family story was born. Also: that’s what’s wrong with you.
Beware the cats.
Beware the cats. But also counter their shenanigans.
Aww lawd, he comin’.
Use a flared base.
This was a kids show when I was your age. Don’t think edgy started with Hasbin’ Hotel.
Good morning! I’ve had my coffee!! Whee!!
Good morning. It is day.
Proud of you #2 son for getting invited to the owner’s ranch with other up and coming technicians. Got a fat envelope of cash and a hand written note saying how proud is he to have you on the team. That’s my boy!
I hope you have as good a day as this guy is having.
Dad Joker
Good night my people!
Tonight’s jam.
Good morning!
Who wants pancakes?
Beware the cats.
Feel better.
That’s legit what it should’ve said.
MAGIC!
I’m 50+ and I agree with this.
Stick.
Goodnight, everybody!
luceid
#10 I miss these
DocBeeblebrox
#26 Boy done goofed!
VindictiveBathToaster
#18 Fun fact: Ren, and eventually Stimpy, were voiced by Billy West who was also known as the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee and many voices in Futurama including Phillip J. Fry, Professor Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg and Zap Brannigan (Who was supposed to be voiced by Phil Hartman but was killed by his wife before recording could start).
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Magic man was so worth it
HandoB4Javert
eastend666
No sound where you want it and sound where you don't want it.
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Kaeldiar
#2 You can't just post this without sound
LoveDjinn
I want the song from #10 added to #2
pyaremohan
#48
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DustyDragon
This was such a wild collection of material to scroll through and quite a bit of it brought me joy. Thank you for sharing.
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vegivamp
#5 I'm going to give a hard correction on that 2): do NOT wear two condoms at once. They're not socks, you're not going to be warmer. In fact, they're probably twice as likely to break, because you have rubber friction on rubber. They WILL tear.
Now if the intent was to say you're young, you got decent refraction time, fuck, fuck and fuck again - great! But word that advice more clearly, or there will literally be lifelong consequences.
Wheretheheckisjason
I also don’t tell them to wear Uggs as condoms.
Wheretheheckisjason
Great point. Thanks.
StuckintheVoid
"wear a condom (wear two!)" NO. Never wear more than one condom. The friction can rip a hole in the latex.
greentights
Wear the second one after you finished using the first one. Don't reuse the first one. It's a single use item. There's lots of other ways to be eco friendly instead. Like showering together to conserve water. Or eating a meal at home instead of take out.
dingybasement350
That's nonsense. All you have to do is turn it inside out and it's good for another go!
(Do not actually do this.)
jimjong1
#43
BMFPoochie
www.instagram.com/justgirlszzz/reel/C-2p9ekghDM/
contextisimportant
Now I have seen a bigger picture, thanks :)
3Davideo
#42 Can't be, the S and other E in seance would have been revealed.
Technocratic
I jumped at the chance
friendlyneighbourhoodchristian
Also my initial impression, however I noticed that one of the letters is blue. This would indicate that it is in the process of being filled out which leaves open the possibility that this answer might work.
3Davideo
Well it's filling out the *second* set of letters, chosen by the contestant. This would potentially show the A in seance. The letters from the first set would already be set by the time the contestant selects their set.
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Don’t harsh my groove
XavierElrose
Don't poop on my seance.
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XavierElrose
My *initial* intention was to say it as, like, "Hey, here's another way you can say that", but then I noticed the more adversarial "Don't do this. Well, don't do *this*!" interpretation, and giggled to myself.
I am endlessly self-amused.