Cream of the crop (old phone dump)

Nov 11, 2021 1:25 AM

stonetemplefox05

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#42 - nope. The Catholic cancels out.

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#26 RIP Dean Stockwell

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#9 Then the little fellow starts singing

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#7 I don't care if it's true, I'm believing that

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#45 Barbra Walters was also born the same year as MLK and Anne Frank.

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Your sense of humor is not for me

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#2 4/5ths, you heretic scrub.

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#50

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Has this sold as an NFT?

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#13 I did this with my kitty this summer. It worked great.

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#11 - Are you my mummy

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I came to comments to check that was the reference! Still terrifies me

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v

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#38 Moose hunt in Finland before guns: ski for two days and nights following moose, it'll be totally exhausted and easy to kill with spear.

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I tried to open my mouth as wide as i can wondering if It will fit that breather, in result now i have a cut on my lip

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#49 Do. Not. Disrespect. Betty. White.

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#26 Maybe it's because of yesterday's news about Dean Stockwell, but this is one of the best things I've seen in a long time. Thank you!

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#31 lol, wolkswalkin.

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I may not know what's going on in most capybara photos, but I think we can all agree the vibes are absolutely grand.

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#11 Are you my mommy?

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#32 Hey! hey! You need to mark this with Spoiler Alert.

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#29 *Did* we though? By the time Return of the King came out on home video I'm pretty sure just about everyone was watching DVDs, not VHS.

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All the good ones still have 2 discs, extended edition bitches. Also I had fellowship on VHS I think, but that was the only one.

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We used to have to put in the second disc, at most.

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You’re right. All extended editions required two discs for the feature.

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#2 I"ve always had a hard time suspending disbelief when shot gets this silly. It's too much grimdark; people don't behave this way.

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WH40K was always *meant* to be so incredibly grimdark that it becomes ridiculous. But since Poe's law is a thing, people took it seriously.

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Seeing it as a parody of the genre is far more fun, it's been 10 years of trying to think of it as something serious.

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Frodo is the Harry Potter of middle earth.

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I feel like that should be an insult to one of them, but I'm not sure which.

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Its definitely both.

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#39 is that McLovin?

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No, this is Tyler

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#3 I'm sure the time traveler would have seen this meme because it will never stop being fucking funny

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#18 I love that both fathers look so proud.

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But why bring the bow to the ER?

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There’s a reason none of us have met any time travelers and I’m not gonna be the one to say it and depress y’all

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Oh yes you will. I’m counting to three and you better tell us. ONE… TWO… TWO AND A HALF…

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Because we live in the abandoned timeline they left when they changed the future for the better?

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No one showed up to Stephen hawking's time traveling party

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Because they all went back in time and the earth wasn't in the same place, causing them to die in the vacuum of space?

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I heard someone say that even if time travel were possible, because of earth's rotation and orbit and the movement of the solar system,

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the galaxy, and the universe in general that it'd be impossible to predict where you'd end up even if you went back like a second.

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I can say with 100% confidence that time-travel is not possible because Maroon 5 albums exist.

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#49 that's a damn good pun

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What pun? Betty White IS a mass shooter! She must collect souls to stay alive somehow.

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"Shooting schools is a white kid game" ?

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Indeed, indeed. Unfortunately my friend who is slow does not get it and I have to get my hair cut could you explain it to them?

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bet he white

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I’ll bet he is white. Bet he white. (Betty White.)

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Bet he white

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Betty White - Bet He White - I wager that the gunman was a caucasian gentleman.

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#2 Stuff like this is why I'll never get into Warhammer.

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I was enjoying it until I got to the non-reduced fraction.

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Stuff like this is why I got into Warhammer. But then, I like their weird-ass humor.

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To be fair, whoever wrote that did a terrible job explaining literally everything

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Warhammer 40k reads like fanfiction written by preteen boys. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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It's pretty inaccurate in a technical sense, but it does give a good idea of the spirit of the universe.

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I know, it's completely inaccurate. The Navigator is who guides a ship through the warp; the astropath is only for communication. And the

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void shields aren't what protect a ship in transit from daemons. That would be the Gellar Fields.

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Warhammer and 40K are two different settings. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go drown in pussy.

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lmfao

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Slaanesh approved.

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Most of it is not as bad as that, some of it is even more grimdark. But if you want to get into it I personally recommend the

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Space wolves novels, more dark epic fantasy than over the top grimdarkness

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But it's so cool! There's a whole well developed sci-fi/apocalypse setting just to be delved into! Everything sucks there! That's fun ;)

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Same. Real life is depressing enough.

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I used to be into it but between conservative neckbeards claiming the tabletop and all the video games being terrible...

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My favourite part of the Onion Movie.

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I was into it for a while, but I didn't really have enough money to devote to it for it to be really fun. And I'm not the best at models.

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