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Here he is, 2003
That would be me, goofing with him, back when the local Mickey-D's had a kids' playground.
The eldest of five
His biological brother is only a year younger than him, as is the step-sister. The four of them would be in his care in my absence. There's a long story to that, which you don't wish to read.
Proud boy scout
With his best friend at the time.
Here he is, in perhaps 2004-2005
For a sense of scale, he's blinding his younger brother, who is only one year junior to him.Rail-thin, the kid just wouldn't stop growing! He always was a goof, and my then-digital camera afforded him this golden opportunity to foul the pic. Flipside, it afforded me a perfect bribery pic [I'm not always a nice mom]
Here's his 2006 pic
I hear throwback images tend to get upvotes. Here's my eldest, in an old school pic. Yes, he's always been a skinny fella. I promised him at a young age I'd keep him anonymous from my internet wanderings, so I'm not parking his name here.
I forgot to mention
He plays guitar
Here he is, goofing around again
This was last year, in Job Corps
Chef Cabo and Chef Shaggy
Lol...that's one of the nicknames they have for him at Job Corps. He's out there, working on culinary arts, building a life...way the hell across the state. This is his pic from last year, with his instructor.
So here he is
On January 5, 2014, he turns that "magical" age of 21. He lives out in Miami, and, due to unfortunate circumstances, will be out there, rather than at home, though at least he's here for the Holidays. Seeing this on the front page would Make His Day.
Edit: he got this early, and it Made His Day
Used later on an update folder: He was on http://imgur.com/gallery/hsFXC - my idea of a birthday card.
coronalmassejection
But you asked for the front page... twice.
bbernie13
Terminator
ColinWithOneL
I turn 21 on February 5th!
thekcar
Happy upcoming Birthday :)
Kweenie65
Lady, my kids haven't had X-mas or B-day presents for years. We try to make up with 'special' dinners, loads of laughs, etc. But I'll upvote
thekcar
I used to try to come up with "something" - even if just a picnic in the park...this is the first time I was out of ideas, but thank you :)
freethelibrarians
"aww...cute....haha....OH GOD NOT A SKULL FEDORA"
thekcar
...and moustache glasses. Like I said, he gets goofy.
TwoPenguinsAndADick
I used to go to the North Texas Jorps Center. An upvote and some advice: Encourage him to continue schooling. JC doesn't got far anymore.
thekcar
I've suggested culinary arts at college after, but he needs exit funds.Home is too far from city to do much, so...roof, school,edu.Tryin'...
sassyredhead
If he asked you not to put his identity on the internet, I don't think he'll like this...
thekcar
I made the promise when he was little. In a way I did keep it, but he broke anon for facebook, and I posted his creations. Hopefully [1]
CompleteFuckery
as a culinary student, that facial hair wouldnt fly well with many chefs
thekcar
He has cropped off the long lanks and keeps a tiny goatee and 'stache, well groomed and with comb, though I think he has something for it.
chuckaholic
I went to Gary Job Corps in Seguine,TX. Not the best experience of my life, but I got some skills and became a machinist. Good on him!
TheNicolasCage
Dat brick phone in the first picture doe
Shepsus
I upvoted. But it was pretty winded.
thekcar
Mybad.
RandomStrayan
Another one to add to the "omgwtfbbq - that's my b'day as well!!one!" It's also the 12th day of xmas, depending on what religion you observe
thekcar
Happy Birthday, and Happy Holidays :)
metroluxforever
Is your son single? Because I would like to take him in a womanly fashion.
thekcar
At this point in time he's taken, and also focused on getting his feet on the ground, though he'll smile at the sentiment :)
failzor
Lol he is exactly 1 year older than me :O
thekcar
That's awesome :)
Jefardi
you have my upvote!
DrClaww
...and MY axe!
thekcar
Axe body spray is useless against Florida heat, but I'm hoping he'll take the bow :) Upvotes for the both of you.
TraeF
Damn the downvote brigade!
thekcar
Helps?
Omega86yu
Working on it, lady
thekcar
Many huge thanks :) <3
TraeF
The tide is turning OP.....
thekcar
Many much thanks :) <3
VenitianDream
I turn 21 on January 5th too! Send him my best wishes and congratulate him on achieving so much! I'm still figuring out what I want to do!
ashmenon
*scrolling down* pleasedon'thavediedinanaccident, pleasedon'thavediedinanaccident, pleasedon'thavediedinanaccident...
thekcar
Nope. It's a mom, proud of her son, glad for his independence,sad that it might be a bit til next meeting,seeing him soar. So I did this.
ashmenon
Don't get me wrong, I think this is fantastic, it's just how most of the other similar posts end.
thekcar
I know, right? Still and all, he got this early, and kind of tripped out that this happened - in a good way.
Hoze
+1 from me.
thekcar
+1 returned :)
Hoze
Awesome! The glasses and 'stache rock!
thekcar
It's still a shade of goofin' off :)
RAULakaMEX
I turn 25 on January 5th! :D
monstasaurous
My roommates birthday is the 5th, I'll upvote
thekcar
Happy Bday to the roomie :)
Jtap
Do 21 year olds depend on mom for a good Christmas??
AnaemicRoyalty
I know I do!
nmur
:/ no one should really consider caring for 5 kids if they aren't sure to be financially sufficient until they are all adults...
thekcar
That's somewhat what I said to the ex and his wife but when in over our heads, what do we do but collaborate the best we can?They split[1]
thekcar
My ex husband's wife arrived with three kids.I had two jobs and a husband, but couldn't afford lawyer, so, long story. Oh, and I'm 43 [2]
thekcar
and I agree with you. [3]/fin
Jadzi
As someone who did Job Corps, I hope things get better for him. They helped me out so much!
Shembus
What center were you at?
Jadzi
Roswell Job Corps in NM
thekcar
I have my fingers crossed. He's busting his skinny no-butt out there, for what it's worth. Hoping for the Best...proud he got this far.TY:)
Jadzi
I did automotive and so I know how hard it is. But if you can make it through it then you can do anything!
thekcar
:) And congrats to you for yours.
Jadzi
Thanks! Best of luck to him!
homemademashedpotatoes
Your eldest son is a good lookin' chap.
thekcar
I've told him, and now here's an outside,impartial source to confirm it :D Thank you :)
IWasTryingToMakeSomethingFunny
To be fair though- I also think your son is pretty fly. (source: is girl)
thekcar
:)
homemademashedpotatoes
If it's any consolation, it's also coming from a girl. I hope your Holidays went well OP!
thekcar
Low on presents but lots of presence this year :')
homemademashedpotatoes
presence > presents. I'm deployed so I didn't get to spend it with my family either. I prefer presence. Boxes aren't the same.
thekcar
They never are, but the heart still knows, near or far.
IWasTryingToMakeSomethingFunny
"Hey honey, this nice sweet girl on the internet says she likes you!"..."What's her name?"... "heygofuckyourself"
thekcar
He wouldn't bother asking. But, yeah, that was funny.
cozze07
Atleast he will be with family. I get to miss Thanksgiving (gone) Christmas (gone) New Years next. Then my Bday in Feb. Desserts fun tho.
thekcar
He made it for Christmas, will be here New Year's, leaves...on his B-day.
cozze07
Welp..Cannot get them all! Enjoy the time together!
thekcar
Holding tight to every moment we can catch :)
LiRivera
..... ZAK?!
crodps
The Lego Maniac?
thekcar
I'm not sure of my sons' online names, we do the whole anonymity thing. If he breaks anonymity, that's his department.
LiRivera
Sorry, your son looks like my ex boyfriend that I had back in high school.
thekcar
It's all good, no worries.
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
he shares my bday :D
WhatTheHellTheUsernameIWantedWasAlreadyTakenYouBastard
My daughters birthday.. she'll be 3
spacetrains
Your username is relevant, go to him (preferably via noble steed)
thekcar
I upvoted the whole stack of those sharing the Birth month:) Happy Birthdays to all :)
Jimmytehderp
MINE TOO
HINKTHEBATTLEBUCKET
Mine too :)
CloudsdaleWeatherFactory
and mine!
sinfonian
ME TOO! :D
AWAL
I turn 20 on the 5th! The best part of being a January 5th baby is its long enough after Christmas that you still get b-day gifts.
cosmickittie
happy birthday!!!
YellowJelloNomer
18 this coming January 5th :D
cosmickittie
me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PrestonAustin
Mine too I turn 22
77Phenom
Oh my god we're so many! I turn 16, and btw It's also the bday of the most famous singer here in greece!
PowerPointPresentation
mine too!
awksquid
Eeeeee I'm 22 on Jan 5th!! :):)
s0fia07
Me as well! 22 yeeyahh Jan 5th everyone forgets our birthdays cause they are drunk from Nys!
BagOfHangers
Same here! I will be 28.
thatoneperson123
Same! And turning 21 as well :)
SirBarkington
JAN 5TH BABIES UNITE!
LookUnderThere
Happy Birthday!!!
sinfonian
Happy Birthday! :)
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
We shall rule the world
EddieMaxwell
NO FUCK WAY. I'm even turning 21. WE ARE SO COOL!
GEWeatherwax
Me too! I turn 21 on Jan 5th as well! :D
LookUnderThere
Happy Birthday!!!
GEWeatherwax
THANK YOU!
tinycanuck
SAME!! YAY! Happy 21st!
GEWeatherwax
Haaapppy birthday!
LookUnderThere
Happy Birthday!!!
themooseismydaddy
I also turn 21 on Jan 5!!!
LookUnderThere
Happy Birthday!!!
GEWeatherwax
Happy birthday!
whatismynameagain
I turn 21 on the 6th. Can I join in anyway?
GEWeatherwax
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
LookUnderThere
Happy (Almost) Birthday!!!
whatismynameagain
(Almost) Thanks!!!
GEWeatherwax
YES! Happy birthday!
LookUnderThere
He shares your birthday? You share my birthday.
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
how old are you? eldest gets dibs
LookUnderThere
Turning the big 3-0. Instead of celebrating, I feel like I should be mourning. It's an end of a great time.
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
got me by 5 years. hitting my last "adulthood" milestone and getting my insurance breaks :D
MadamPuddifoot
Me too! I turn 30 this year!!!
IMTHEJUGGERNAUTBISH
I turn 30 the 4th! AHHHHHHHHHHH
LookUnderThere
I turn 30 as well on the 5th! Wait.. why am I happy about that?
MadamPuddifoot
THAT'S WHEN MY 30TH BIRTHDAY WAS TOO!!!!
LookUnderThere
Well then, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!! :D
MadamPuddifoot
YOU TOO!!1 YAY FOR BEING OLD! wait...
sinfonian
Happy Birthday to everyone!! :D!
theJLClayton
Mine too! I'll be 25!!
LookUnderThere
Happy Birthday!!!
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
Same here!
TheOneWhoLovesOwls
Me too!!!
theJLClayton
So, I love your screen name!! I had the opportunity to work with owls. They are AMAZING creatures!
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
Just out of curiousity, are any of you Jan 5th Babies perhaps named Justin as well?
ajetter
Mine too I'll be 23!
thekcar
Have yourself a Glorious birthday, too!
LookUnderThere
Happy Birthday!!!
donaldgloverforspiderman
holy shit we are many
LadyHaywire
I upvoted but it seems the Christmas cheer has disappeared :/ Tell your son Happy Birthday from Karen in Ireland :D
GaelicGiraffe
Hi Karen in Ireland! Can I come live with you? I think I don't belong in the states
thekcar
Will do...and I'll point him to the link here :)
reallyuglyduckling
Christmas cheer was ruined by scads of skank selfies, but I upvoted this and btw Happy Birthday from scenic rural Delaware!
thekcar
Thank you, out in Delaware :)
TrentHatex
Upvoted, I don't really celerbrate Christmas much but taught to respect others traditions,Happy birthday from Trenton in Singapore :D
TheCanadianBeaver
You have a good family :)
AerysIITargaryen
You're the type of person that everyone should be like.
thekcar
I thank you very much, and may you have a glorious 2014 :)
rawpotato
happy day from nicky in NY
thekcar
Thanks :)
Madame
And Lindsey in North Carolina!
NinjasStoleMyMama
Mike in Ohio too!
thekcar
Thank you :)
Zilberberg
I misread the caption and looked through the entire post thinking he was mentally challenged.
spoileddentist
To be honest i thought so too because of the first picture. But he is not soo happy!!
TheNearsightedWatchmaker
Makes it a much funnier post.
GalacticHalo
What lol
Judotongue
Me too...
LurkersGottaLurk
He was either gonna be challenged or dead. That's how these things like to work
katwi
i laughed way too hard at this. i wish i could upvote you more than once
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I'm still trying to figure out the misread. o_o
thechosen123456789
I'm assuming it is the part where it says "challenged"
CreamOfButts
I don't know if being awake for 22 hours has anything to do with it, but I laughed so hard I grew a six pack.
monyx22
oh god, you're the worst
thekcar
Nah, we're just financially challenged...and perhaps a teeny nutter from time to time.
Littlebiggiant
I didn't read the bottom caption, so without your comment I would have kept on thinking he was mentally challenged.
treeslice
Just to be safe I assume everyone is mentally challenged.
Calvinbah
A safer bet there never was.
thekcar
Everyone has a challenge s/he has to overcome at some point, I guess? I dunno. I'm busy playing upvote fairy here...stunned a bit...
LiRivera
Sorry, your son looks just like my ex-boyfriend from high school. I flipped out a little.
thekcar
It's all good, no worries.