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essemiis
& then there's my dad who doesn't know how to spell my name nor anything else for that matter.
ComeOnManYouHadOneJobToDo
$1.50? Shit where I live that stuff is $0.99. I smelled like eucalyptus, coconut, and cinnamon my entire bachelor life.
RoastTheBroomstick69
This shit makes my hair dry as fuck
evildadunit
Hooked my daughter on Bob Marley No woman no Cry, and anchovies. Shithead at daycare stopped stealing her lunch right quick. Still miss her
kaylanjanep
My dad bought VO5 ☹️
vanella
I see nothing wrong with $0.59 shampoo/conditioner... they work just as well as the others
MakerOfBadJokes
Accurate down to the Strawberry... I'm that dad. What the fuck...
marymarymistressmary
Hmm you are not living up to your username
ThePudding
My dad didn't love me like that. He was just a cheap selfish motherfucker.
captainshrinks
Shut up, you're crying
thefriedshrimp
Wellll yeah
xaero13
When I can't afford my regular stuff, SUAVE waterfall mist works fine. $.98 per bottle and it actlly makes my hair feel real nice/clean/soft
Moomalicious
I go cheap on the shampoo and mid-level for the conditioner. You wash the shampoo out anyway, right?
whatupmyknitters
hahaha i didn't realize this was 'a thing'. my divorced dad bought suave until i was old enough to pick and buy my own.
SickOfThisCessPool
I'd love to have a daddy treat me like that
LongwoodForest
My dad did this for my sibling and I. Even though we are both dudes.
escrow78
What about no more tears daddy??
tuxedobob
Hell, this is what I use anyway.
paulisripo
This right there is what my dad means to me <3
LewdSomnambulist
So I shouldn't be buying this for myself?
patcap365
My wife still loves Suave. Tried others, but I guess nothing is like it.
someguynamedtom
My dad is allergic to perfume so my whole childhood,I had to use not the shampoo that was cheapest but the shampoo with the least scent.
someguynamedtom
At home now I keep some very perfumed soaps, but when I'm going to visit him I have to start washing with Dove 3 days in advance...
someguynamedtom
...and re-wash all my clothes with un-scented laundry detergent before they're packed, or he'll smell it and sneeze.
mydrivec
Who is cutting onions ?
SexySanders
This post is apparently lol.
highlandheart
My dad turned out to be gay so I got the organic shit in the shower.
StumbleJunkie
Same here minus the gay part. He's just vegan.
LetMeBeTheLittleSpoon
pierut
This is the only one I've used for a long time..blue daily clarifying...I wake up looking like I slept in vegetable oil.
erratica
Don't buy expensive clarifying shampoo, just buy Suave and use it once every now and then.
AphidTaco
I dont get it.
Muttmutt
Mom used all the good shampoo, dad bought strawberries, girl grew up and hated all his dumb rules.
AphidTaco
Aha. Thanks.
TeamOneE
He's Mr mom and the suave shampoo with the flowers.
Spikelf
Men tend to not give in to marketing when it's just soap. He was more worried with taking care of his child. Like spit in the face
Nurykitty
I don't get it either! Why downvote I genuinely don't get it??
EnByOwl
Suave is considered a cheap shampoo. But whatever. Smells good and cleans hair like the $10 bottles do lol
Sheprador
For whatever reason I couldn't figure out how to wash my hair until I was 6 or 7. We didn't have a bath, only a shower stall and so (1)
Sheprador
My dad would put on his trusty green speedo every time my hair needed washing and did it for me. Used to blowdry it for me to. I miss him.
groundfyter
I fuckin Pavloved myself. I used to wack it with a certain body wash. Years later, walking down soap aisle, I smell it, instant stiffy.
BloodDefender
For me it was a certain lotion and i associated it with the scent of cum. So if I smell it I assume someone hasn't washed their hands.
YourWaifuIsTrash
I love your use of "Pavlov" as a verb.
groundfyter
If it wasn't, it is now.
KnightofStandardsAndPractices
Same thing but cocoa butter...for reasons.
gigglypilot
The smell of the first 2 months after boot camp...
PennyIsMyName
I love you. I needed a laugh so badly and now I can't stop.
groundfyter
Sad part is, this is an absolutely true story. FML....
SexySanders
Hahahaha that's fucking hilarious
marymarymistressmary
Love it!
ifuckdragons
Thanks for the tale there, friendo
Syikho
To this day I can't use or smell Irish Spring.
squishcat
That gave me hives once, so same.
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
I can't even comprehend what it would be like to have a father love me like that.
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Robotalot
In a father, and I love you. There's not a damn thing you can do to stop it :)
Robotalot
I'm a father that is, in is a whole different story.
fitnessjen1992
Wow powerful comment
stankychicken
Same :/
Roudy
Me too, both of my parents are dirt bags, mom is a narcissist and dad hasnt had time since he remarried. 20+years ago.
Mentok
I'm sorry, if it's any consolation I'm making damn sure my ten month old will fully comprehend it.
StabbyMcMurder
Same though.
DrunkZombie
Yes. Exactly this.
Gefahrnudel
It's such a foreign concept.. :(
ThySausagePrince
I do. But I certainly haven't shown him the appreciation he deserves. I need to change that.
MissThickThickityThickFaceFromThicktownThickania
I can. It's amazing and I thank whatever powers are out there for him every day.
marvolokilledharambe
It's amazing. I love my Pa!
mmaatt8
I can. I don't deserve this much love. I want to be like my dad most every way. Loving, caring man. I can't express how good my dad is
CynnerZero
It would be nice. I haven't spoken to that fuckfacecumberry in 3 years. Just got tired of the same bullshit everyday, ya know?
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Heck if my dad did like that I'd be cool with him buying me bleach only as shampoo
thyfartismurder
You can, have a blessed day
zefall
Same here, just make sure when you're a parent, YOU be that person.
ohapieceofcandy
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
I feel you
hellokokoro
same. something went very wrong with many, many baby boomer parents.
80percentlegs
crashmcleroy
I want you to know that I love you
Larryjesusnme33
Right back at cha bro
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Damn, your comment has more feels than the post. Maybe because my dad did love me that much (past tense only b/c he died of cancer).
hellomagic
I'm sorry for your loss
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Thank you.
digitydope
se24990
I have two daughters. one 23 and one 22. I can not comprehend how this can happen. My 23 yo is watching An American Tale with my wife1/2
se24990
2/2 right now. I would give my life for my children. Over and over again.
PolarHailStorm
I can't even comprehend what it would be like to have a Father. It makes you wonder what gaps you don't know you have, and how you've >
hellomagic
I feel this
PolarHailStorm
managed to fill them in over time. Even if they still exist, and you're just unaware of their absence.
Leantath
Same. Grew up knowing shit about him and a year ago I found his Facebook profile. I thought it wouldn't affect me but boy I was so wrong.
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
I found my father's Facebook profile as well. He's remarried and has at least one more child. No idea if they even know I exist.
SexySanders
Same :( Even before my dad died, he was emotionally unavailable in a lot of ways. One of many things/events that fucked my brother and I up.
se24990
My dad too. I hope you can adjust and realize you don't have to be the same.
SexySanders
Thanks. :) I've been a single mom for nearly two years now and I think I'm doing a damn fine job of it if I may say so myself haha.
SexySanders
It's my brother I'm worried about, I'm afraid he's more like our dad than he realizes. It's kinda scary honestly.
se24990
IDK your views but boys process stuff differently. I'm old. My dad passed in 1984. I'm 55. How long has it been?
SexySanders
Yep, I agree with that. He died December 2010 to cancer. I was 16 and my brother was 20 at the time. So it's almost been 7 years.
SexySanders
Also 55 isn't old :P
SexySanders
It is also hard knowing my son doesn't know what having a dad is like yet. Hopefully I'll find that special someone that will show him. :/
se24990
I missed this comment...don't settle!!
SexySanders
I won't :) sometimes it's hard cause I feel like I have to for my son to have a loving father. But then I snap myself back to knowing 1/2
SexySanders
that I'm worth more than that. 2/2
ohheyimalex
Comment matches username perfectly
VIAI
Oh man it's always the ones with the Daddy issues
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
invisibulman
You want a revolution I want a revelation...
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
So listen to my declaration!
misterbookman
Hamilton reference.
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
Not entirely inaccurate either way, though. :)
ohheyimalex
Owning it, I respect that.