Quick Cat

Apr 12, 2020 9:40 PM

SmokyDoggg

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Cats are bold because they know how quick they are should things go South.
This is after that same deer fucked up a dog

Don’t mess with mama! She will mess you up!!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is how my cat and dog interact 90% of the time

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to get the shotgun slug, there's a deer roaming around

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

https://youtu.be/3FGla0U7l6k waaaay better with the audio!!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"catch me if you can, bitch."

6 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 2

That's a mean ass deer but it looks yummy

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The full youtube video is actually really disturbing

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is this? Does nobody have a gun? Where I live that deer would’ve been shot after the dog incident.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya' know it's legal to bow hunt out the window of your home in CT? Not smart, but not illegal.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I once saw a video of a cat fighting a dog for real. When the cat tried to run, the dog easily caught it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat is quick but she can't catch the local rabbits.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hold my nip" - Cat to other cat, seconds prior

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You won the internet today...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't mess with mom

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Deer attacks dog voiceover” on YouTube... worth it

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

This!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bamby don't like kitty.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if it fucked up my dog I’d be eaten a deer...

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

You can train your dog not to be a dumbass and still eat deer

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That dog wasn't being a dumb arse though... The deer charged it from down the street.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deer Momma Default Setting: if they come within 10m/33ft of deer spawn ,attack any size critter with fur, four paws and claws.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

https://youtu.be/6DGBqJKWTso -- Youtube classic.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

You beat me to it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the sauce

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta protect the fawn

6 years ago | Likes 485 Dislikes 2

What does a deer call their crockery? A fawndoo set

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*lawn.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grandpa deer: “Get off my fawn, ya damn hoodlum!”

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Cat’s like “Hi, welcome to the neighbourho... Hey! I was being’ fookin’ nice! Sh*t they’re not friendly Karen put the cookies down & RUUN!!”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Oh you motherfucker” —deer

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know some one dared that cat to nooo his nose.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh deer

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the same deer just fucked up a dog... why did the person filming not try to shout and scare the cat away from the deer.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Since there is no sound, we can't know if they didn't. But also, cats don't give a shit and have every likelihood of ignoring anyway.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

There is plenty of screaming in the original. Deer doesn’t give af. She’s protecting her baby.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That deer definitely made contact on that kitty, after the nose boop and before the retreat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TWELVE! TWELVE!

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I get it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckin’ Pussy

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Ooh girl you smell good"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WEEWOO WEEWOO!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He came back to represent for his homie, the dog.

6 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 3

"He may be an idiot, but he's my idiot." -Cat, maybe

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh yea that dog got trampled

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Did it pass away?? QAQ

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Was the dog okay??

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No but seriously yea the dog was fine just had to recover

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve never considered cats to be “bold”

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

My cat used to stalk the deer in the field across the street. They just sneered at him and dismissed him. Not good for the old cat ego.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"curiosity killed the cat" is literally a common expression

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yes, cats tend to be curious, but they tend to be very cautious/timid/hesitant when exploring something unfamiliar.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get your point, but so is 'scaredy cat.' Cats have personalities just like people

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"satisfaction brought it back" is how it ends. (some people don't know) :)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people don’t know that’s not actually the original phrase and is a later addition

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 1

Feeding a gator is sentencing it to death. They start approaching people who don't have food for them. Licensed hunter gets called out.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gator said

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Furry dessert.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's some high quality shit there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even a gator knows better than to mess with a cat

6 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Yep. But for the food it already ate, that gator seriously thought about it.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Once you make a dinosaur back down, there is no stopping you. Kitty is now King, or Queen. I don't judge. Unless you like Chicago style.

6 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

listen, here you little shit, Chicago style is the shit!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You got extra words in there you don't need.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh, yeah. Could've skipped the 'little'. If we're talking pizza, Chicago is the only place outside of Louisiana that knows how to cook.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're still wrong about Chicago style pizza. But I'd shove my grandma into traffic for some authentic Louisiana cooking.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0