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ProgressPanda
I sometimes turn the roll to 'under pull' when visiting people, in hope it'll annoy then
Snuggletummy
Well, toilet paper IS made to wipe the shit away.
urcakebaby
i also change peoples toilet paper over - and put it on the roll-holder if it's just sitting on top of an empty roll. even if it takes ages.
WarUnicorn
Why is the way TP goes such an issue, it's for your butt, how about we get angry at people who don't change the roll *glares at housemate*
jdpt
Ha!
CarpeVinum
Over the top is normally better, but if you have cats under the bottom is superior cause it's harder for them to unreel the whole damn role.
Broddyseus
Sometimes I just leave it on top of the reservoir because I take fat shits
SugarSmack
OVER never under
Raminator
Anything else is a grievous sin
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
http://currentconfig.com/images/tp_diag01.gif
AgentTempest
Toilet paper: for getting all the useless annoying shit out of your life
AgentTempest
Praise be to the Internet. It has managed to make shite wipe a science.
Hnzosan
was it over/under or under/over
sandf000rd
Never realised this was such a big issue.
mcmadafly
Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.
LadyBabalon156
Yay!
OctopussSevenTwo
Anyone who has ever clogged a toilet knows precisely how destructive it can be.
Havenscloud
I flush twice these days as I have blocked multiple toilets in the past >_>
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Only twice? Fucking casual.
zsevern
Over the top is right unless you have kids, in which case under the bottom to keep them from over using it, or flushing it on the roll;)
footfoe
The correct way to have the toilet paper is just sitting next to sink with the old empty roll still on the holder.
SirBaldrick
My house will actually go through several rolls that way before we change the one on the holder
rathergrumpynightowl
-looks left at cardboard tube in holder, looks right at TP on counter- get out of me house, footfoe.
eatpiewithface
this my bf. I put it on the holder for him once and next time I went in there it was back by the sink. I guess he likes it like that
Iamyourcaptainnow
Have my upvote
girugamesh
Are you my wife? If you do that, chances are that you are my wife.
bryceecyrb
No definitely, that guys your wife.
DakotaWinslow
nailed it.
MyProfileNr1
it's almost like in "Sleeping with the enemy"
ColinG1
shit that's how i'll get rid of my girlfriend...
Tophanidas
I read this post as if you had said Toilet, was very confused. And amused.
thoguth
There's not a single "right" way. Like many things, it depends on your values. Utility? top. Appearance? back.
MyOath
How does a highly dubious valuation of appearance have a higher value than a judgement of something being 'right'?
thoguth
Valuing appearance may seem dubious to you (me too, I rarely even put it on the roller) but it's very important to some people. Why judge?
TheBelgeran
I have never understood why people get worked up about it. If it's one way or the other I just roll with it.
thoguth
I do have a preference, but I recognize that preference derives from fairly subjective values. I'm just thankful I don't have to use my hand
lolzomg123
I have a preference. The preference is that it's on the fucking hook and not the counter. The end.
chicosan
use kleenex
Horus175
This is the actual diagram on the patent for TP: http://imgur.com/G9J1ghE Psycho GF is wrong
gizziethefurball
unless you have cats. if you have cats the other way is correct because then they cannot unspool the whole rolll.
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
I need to tape this on the wall for my roommate. She just can't get it right.
kelpsie
Out of curiosity, how do you pronounce "GIF"?
Horus175
gif
GalacticPancakes
The same way G is used in Gus and Giraffe.
ThaddiusAustin
is that also the same way itsm pronounced in Galactic and Gerald?
DavidB4
One of the many reasons to get a Hand Bidet Sprayer and replace your Toilet Paper. Cleaner and less fighting! See www.bathroomsprayers.com.
CasualJ
You did good buddy.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Yeah, I mean, what psycho would have a "correct" way for the toilet paper to hang. Not only that, but to change it unasked for no reason?
CorrectorOfSlightlyOffQuotes
Its more about throwing a fit over it. I mean, who honestly cares which way the toilet paper faces?
TheThingNoNotThatOne
OP? It's not even his house.
ISoldMySoulToTheDevilForThisAccount
"I like my toilet paper a certain way, did you know I'm utterly insane?"
nooodle
-OP
jinky74
Why does it even matter which way it hangs. It's just going on your ass either way.
CoCoKunt
That's how I feel. I don't give not one shit...well...maybe one.
lolzomg123
As long as it's hanging, not just on the counter. All is well.
rbudrick
Because it is more difficult to grab the next wad when the beginning is behind the roll. Never a problem the top/front down way
godofboredum
More difficult in the same way that gravity is weaker on the person on the floor above me?
AdmJota
Is it just me, or is someone who feels the need to change how someone else's toilet paper hangs (without even asking) equally as psycho?
LiamNeesonOfficial
I was raped by a toilet paper roll facing the wrong way, I'm triggered.
GateTwilight
When I'm toileting and the paper's the wrong way I automatically correct it to have an easier time getting the paper when I need it.
snuzzled
Yup. I hang my toilet paper "the wrong way" because I have a cat, and I like to have my rolls non-unravelled and non-shredded.
sexysexyhungarians
It really doesn't matter. He can tell him later and make a conversation about it, if he wants it the other way he'll leave it as is nextime.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
"Your toilet paper is the wrong way. Wow, what a psycho for disagreeing with me. I'm going to change it regardless of your preferences."
twominutesforhighsticking
I would have agreed with you but I covered the front desk at work today and I rearranged some of the icons on her desktop and fixed the 1/2
twominutesforhighsticking
...resolution to the right setting. In my defense there are 108 icons and several broken links...I just couldn't handle it anymore.
ih8uso
Nah, just bored. Probably forgot the phone.
unbelievablejustletmein
These kinds of things always annoyed me. Why does the priority go to the girlfriend's preferecne? Same with the toilet seat being up/down
kasaku
Given that we know absolutely nothing about the situation we really can't answer that question.
geriatricsanatore
Toilet seat = put the fucking lid down. Super simple stuff.
Spixor
You... I like you...
ITalkAboutGoats
I agree with you on the toilet paper, but the seat? Because forgetting to put up the seat isn't nearly the travesty that putting it down is
unbelievablejustletmein
*preference
AutoxLogic
It is hard to remember that girls always use the toilet seat and toilet paper, where as most times guys just stand, piss and shake.
Chr1s70
I agree but when your girlfriend falls into the toilet at 1:00 am because the toilet seat was left up it is not a good thing. Trust me.
Sionas
I pee with the seat on. I have really good aim I guess
sniperwillow
I agree. I know i'm the idiot when i sit without checking that the seat is down.
Cyandvai
Seat and Lid down in my house. I get annoyed when guests put the seat down and leave the lid up.
LadyCottonHead
My boyfriend and i have an agreement - he'll put the seat down, and I'll not leave my head of the toothbrush on. It's all give and take :).
somellama
everyone check before sitting, problem solved!
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
I grew up with 2 brothers & let me tell ya, as long as there isn't piss on the floor, idgaf if I have to lower a goddamned lid. I'm happy.
Zombraina
My SO and I don't give a shit about seats/lids. He'll leave it up after he pees and I'll put it down. Just like he has to put it back up.
pandaeyed
Because women don't have eyes in the back of their head. I literally fell into cold clammy ceramic in the dark last night, so I'm biased.
princessbananapants
Been there, my friend. Been there.
x372
In the words of the great philosopher Ron White, "this dick ain't gonna suck itself". That's why...
DukeLetoofDune
Bc sometimes fights aren't won by who's right but by who throws a bigger fit
trini545
Yep. I'm the gf, I don't care which way the tp roll goes. Bf cares. It goes his way.
Supanini
By god that's truest thing I've heard all day.
imturd
This is true of many things in life.
Redmancometh
I was a debater for 4 years..I'll always throw the bigger fit. Side note: single.
rbudrick
master debater.
Cryolith
Studied American politics, didja?
imturd
Yes, yes I did.
DukeLetoofDune
Study politics, teach elementary school, same thing.
DogsEatDogfood
Do you think this is how Obama feels about Congress sometimes?
martiisfly
Because everyone uses it with the seat down when they poop, putting it up is the extra work
Anglave
So I have to put it both up, and down -- the majority of the times I use it? So you don't have to touch it at all, or look before you sit?
martiisfly
For the record I look before I sit. I'm not a fucking idiot. But everyone CAN use it down. Lifting it is exclusionary.
Anglave
I find "Each person who uses the toilet is responsible for insuring the seat is in the proper position." to be a much more egalitarian rule.
martiisfly
Totally fair, never debated it this much. I think as long as you're on the same page as the people you live with you're good
Shumani
The seat thing is because we often fall in, which is terrifying and gross. Unless a girl grows up with brothers, she's never had to check.
rbudrick
Knowimg the chance exists that you could fall in and you still don't check first is so many levels of lazy you deserve to fall in.
BenShambrook
... how do you not check? That's crazy town.
BitterTea23
Theory: Men mostly enter facing the toilet, closing the door behind them. Women turn and face the door as they enter, then back up.
Shumani
It's like checking for shoe scorpions; you don't get scorpions, you don't learn to check. You don't live with guys, you don't check the seat
NeoAcario
As a man, I INSIST on the toilet seat AND THE FUCKING LID to be down when not in use. It completes the room and helps it look clean.
IAlwaysPupvoteDog
Exactly. Moving to my dorm in college was awful because our toilets don't have lids.
InnocuousCat
And then nothing can accidentally fall in the toilet too! (Like my goofy cat, who used to do so repeatedly!)
Kaysmira
If you have a dog and it bothers you that they drink from it, lid should be down also. If you use those cling cleaners, double reason.
rarabalarina
you could just close the toilet sit all together so when you flush remints of your shit and piss don't go flying every where. every one wins
JR2000
Oh like how that common myth says?
DirtMallRat
I always do this it just skeeves me out otherwise and they can't complain but also have to open the lid which is the same as putting it down
maltbrew
*seat, *remnants
Thaliel
Studies already shown it doesn't cut down on it to be noticeable. Everything in your bathroom is covered in it even when you close the lid.
theblueberryfarmer
What study?
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Yes but closed lid means things don't accidentally fall in.
Thaliel
Oh I'll give you that. But my wife and I happily coexist and I rarely put the seat back down. Takes team work!
lonelyorange
Plus it just looks more pleasant imo. I actually had to train my gf to leave the lid down, kinda backasswards.
PTKrieg
Was she former military? I hear seat up is standard in the Army.
FemaleINTJ
My husband did this to me too. He always puts it the full way down, so now I do to.
StrawberryPrincess92
It's not worth the fight.Same reason that when she's too mad to sleep in the same bed as me,that I usually sleep in the other room1/2
Thaliel
Yeah, that should have been stamped out early. If she can't sleep in the same bed as you, she needs to find another bed, not you.
StrawberryPrincess92
Sometimes I will tell her to just fuckoff and if she has a problem sleeping in bed with me that SHE can go sleep in the other room 2/2
kishinlemming
And that's true feminism.
StrawberryPrincess92
the reason I don't do it every night, aside from the fight, is that she works, and I don't, and she doesn't sleep well on the other bed
Koshunae
The only people that can risk that kind of behavior toward the lady are DoomMarines.
StrawberryPrincess92
Last time I checked there was only one Marine who survived the pits of hell and earned that title
Koshunae
"We call him... DoomMarine."