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RobertEarlDavis
Go Pens
KathyChung
5 kids... poor man
meskarune
omg no, she looks awful in that dress. This is why you can't ask men about fashion.
thepizza1
Awwwww
iStabs
My dumbass read everything in the first tiny picture
inyourheadunderyourskin
His wife much be gorgeous because he just can't stay off of her
realisticstranger
Love, Smashville
smashwarn
Nashville for the win!
chenac
*for 2nd place FTFY
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Go Preds!!!!!
Erythrotrichophile
Western conference Champs, hehe.
greenninjatx
I bet that was his side chick texting while the wife was away and this smooth sob, threw a nice deflection.
bushfakedmoonlanding
Important side note: one of the kids in this family (not pictured) is fighting leukemia. Here’s a link to the gofundme 1/2
bushfakedmoonlanding
https://www.gofundme.com/prayersforkaizler
aninvisiblemaniac
I don't like that dress on her at all, it hides her figure or something. maybe it's not quite her color idk
dovebair
It looks unbalanced because she has narrow hips, wide shoulders and its a cheap dress with a cut out waistline.
dixiespiderman
I zoomed in to read everything . . .
sakzeroone
Classic Sid.
Dancing4011
Smashville! Go Preds!!!
NobodysEverSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Apparently this is an unpopular opinion based on these other comments but I agree w wrong # husband that the dress is stunningly beautiful
MrDragonfyr
Zoomed in on mobile to the first image to read it, scrolled down to see bigger images..
LazyLoes
I too was a victim of this
Eag1eye
Same here! Then I was surprised by how tall she looks from the back!
ICanNeverThinkOfAGoodNameFFS
Same. I feel stupid now
Darjanator
I really don't get why they add a collage of all the images first if there's a higher res breakdown later on in the post. STAHP!
srtxf
It's a screenshot of Twitter. The collage is how it looks like for tweet with picturesThen you click on the picture to see them individually
Darjanator
So don't save that part.
JeremyDunn
Welcome to Smashville!
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Go Preds!!!!!
ICanChangeMyUserNameWheneverIWant
...did...did she respond?
MakingDayshiftGreatAgain
Dad still has his A game...
yobrittny
I saw these original tweets. The dad tweeted her back saying that his wife and second youngest child weren't home bc he was having a (1/2)
yobrittny
https://twitter.com/TristarHomeTeam/status/971994114928422912?s=19
yobrittny
(2/2) chemo treatment done at the time. He linked the kids Facebook page that follows his journey.
pachyderm
More proof that Nashville Predators fans are the best people. :)
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Hell yeah go Preds!!!!
tardisRetardis
My old ass tought the sign said "Smallville"
lionwolftigerbear
I just finished rewatching Smallville.
tardisRetardis
I did too, just last month
RockmanModelZ
If Smallville is old for you, then I'm ancient.
tardisRetardis
Its not old, it was on long ass time ago
MeezerStandardTime
It would fit with the youngest kid's Superman outfit!
Illthinkofausernamelater
????Somebody saaaaa-aave meeeeee????
KeaciG
You aren't old just because you watched smallville. I'm 19 and I remember watching it
Benhorn7
I'm watching it right now!
wizdum
I wish they would stream it on Netflix
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wizdum
Thanks. Hate hulu, too many ads and adblocker won't work. Sigh, I guess I might just bust out my eyepatch
HardRockAnal
If he's wife isnt home, then who's the older lady in the background?
dovebair
I was wondering the same thing! Need me wonder if it's two women with a bunch of kids?
BreadyStinellis
I think that's a 13yr old. Girls can go through some real awkward phases. I was absolutely one of them.
somenerandom
Yeah that's definitely not a grown woman.
effigyoma
That's a lotta kids.
Logan9Fingers
I want that dinosaurs shirt
Yarbs
My kid had that shirt... he is now in college
Batmanfondlesme
My son is 2. I get jealous of all his dinosaur clothes. For real
Panserclaw
What dinosaurs shirt. That kid only have a tshirt with words on it. No dinosaurs on it.
Logan9Fingers
U blind
RespectfullyDisagreee
That's a child
Logan9Fingers
And im a big bearded mechanic. I still want that shirt.
TheCrustyCrabPizza
But wouldn't the shirt the dinosaur is wearing be the child's skin?
Logan9Fingers
TheCrustyCrabPizza
Sorry, can you slow that down a bit? It's hard to read that fast when I'm this high.
Tinkrr
Eh, I don't think it looks stunning. It's not terrible, but the back looks awkward on her, just my opinion D:
mds308
Morticia Addams 2018.
dovebair
Please don't insult the high fashion that had always been attributed to Morticia. The post shows a cheap winter formal dress for a teenager.
mds308
It wasn't an insult. It was a (failed) attempt at Baby Boomer humor.
BishlamekGurpgork
I don't like the silver backing. The belt's okay, it looks like an accent, but the back just looks tacked-on.
dovebair
It is.
BishlamekGurpgork
I don't know enough about that particular dress to be aware of the design process, so perhaps it was a last-minute design change, but it
BishlamekGurpgork
2/ certainly LOOKS like a last-minute design change. Everything's well-designed but that.
SendMeTheTittiestOfPics
And now she'll join the # metoo movement because a whole family sexually assaulted her.
thecolonels
Is this post really the place to whine about it, though?
somenerandom
This is imgur, every post is the place to whine about everything.
storebrandproductmascot
God, fuck off.
translocated
What the fuck is your problem??
bubblejam
Wow someone needs to learn what sexual assault is...
aninvisiblemaniac
DrDoomRoom
Smashville is where he kept taking his wife.
IFindYourLackOfACreativeUsernameDisturbing
ellehard
Very good, Sir ::applause::
bukobg
ProfChaos23
For those that don't know, it's likely that they're Nashville Predators fans. They were right to not use the 2nd word for a nickname.
Flamboyatron
Gross. Preds fans are the worst.
mistatorso
http://extrafabulouscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sports.png
mrpotatoes
Downtown to PoundTown.
Creeeeeed
How has no one made a smash bros reference yet.
theAluminumFalcon
Pull out every now and then bud
d0o0o0d
Hey, now, be nice. Those kids are gonna be paying for your social security.
greendogblue
Smashville is a good stage, I prefer Town and City though
zackofspades
I thought the recipient was the lady in the way back...so lesbian marriage, all good anyway.
OjibwainAlberta
Yup pretty sure the partner is the one in the back too.
Talligan
pull out game weak af
psrobyn1
Hey-o!!!
Nie200
As you should in marriages :)
boowho3187
It’s where I’d be taking the girl in the dress! Dayum
LadyWidebottom
That's why there's 5 kids
MoneybagsMcGee
6675636b796f75
the joke
PornoWarrior
thank
svtv1
Woosh
InboxMeYourOwls
700 upvotes and 0 down. Hot damn, it’s the perfect comment!
Billy2sweet
Is that right next to Pound Town?
CoffeeIsKing
Taint far from Browntown.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
To smash her... ville?
ReptarBeatsGodzilla
@extraupvote please bro
ExtraUpvote
+1'd
ReptarBeatsGodzilla
ty!
BLONALD
Mormons, probably. Would explain the wholesomeness.
optimistcynic
I vote catholic myself.
Libertysyclone
Mormons wouldn’t approve of that dress, wayyy too much skin showing.
lelk
It’s because they live in Nashville (I’m also from Nash). We all call it Smashville.
karkls
Nashvillian here! Go Preds!
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Because GOOOO FUCKING PREDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
lelk
Hell yeah!
SittingInClass
Smashville represent!
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Also, hello fellow Smashvillian!
lelk
Hey there!
NashvilleNative
(username checks out)
lelk
That’s killer!
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Username checks out.
PorneliusHubart
I thought everyone called it Poundtown, IL
LuffyFett
Smashville is in between Poundtown and the Grand Fucking Canyon
agermanguy
I dont think that dress looks good.
OoooooldMan
Would be interested to see how she looked wearing it backwards...
dovebair
It is a simple dress w/ shiny baubles & simulated waistline. it looks poor on the girl because she has narrow hips but wide shoulders.
dovebair
In Western fashion, having a hourglass figure is the traditional Beauty marker, and this needs some kind of hip ruffles to accentuate hips
SadLonelyStupid
I like it
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
notsurehavinganaccountwillbeworthit
If she wanted your opinion she would have texted you
UncleIrohnman
Ratnavati
Maybe she tried but she got the wrong number
agermanguy
You Sir could be right.
degenerateace
Right? She has a beautiful body and that dress somehow manages to make her look drippy :(
spiffynidd
I think it just needs to be taken in a touch at the waist and hem. But I never buy dresses so...idk.
IJustWantToBeUser
Then how do you know she has a beautiful body?
justthoughtyousholdknow
It does something to her shoulders. I hear Regina George saying something about “man shoulders” in my head.
infrazab
No one cares about your personal standard of beauty.
justthoughtyousholdknow
The 5 that upvoted did.
BreadyStinellis
She just has narrow hips. She NEEDS something to accentuate them.
dovebair
Exactly correct. She looks unbalanced in the dress bc she's a teen buying this for winter formal and her "hips haven't come in yet"
BreadyStinellis
Whoa! Needs wasn't supposed to be capitalised. I don't feel that strongly about it.
dovebair
But your dramatic enthusiasm is why I commented lol
LeftHandPanda
How the hell do people send stuff to wrong numbers these days? It's not like you have to dial the number every time, the details are stored!
cobaltandchrome
Says a panda who hasn’t met a new friend in 30 years
paranoidquail
There have been times when ive texted the wrong number because i clicked the wrong name but ive never texted a random stranger
Quipman
I lost my old phone number for no reason at all.. I still give it out to people because I forget I dont have it anymore, had it for 20years.
captaingforce
sunrise10101
Yes! And especially ones that are intended for “Mom”? Like you wouldn’t have your moms number stored? Nope.
JHawke
No, I don't I've known her number from memory ever since I was like 6. Why would I suddenly store it in a adress book? I can type it faster>
JHawke
> than I could possibly look it up.
FartingDragon
Simple:
embertouchtehfire
New Phone Who Dis?
PlatypusInterrobang
I've sent a message to the wrong number, but it was because it was their old number and it had been recycled.
afterdinneromelets
Also, if it's a new contact and you saved it wrong (that's happened to me once or twice). Or if the person just gives you a random fake #
FlatPlutoSociety
I've definitely sent messages to the wrong person in my address book, but a complete stranger? Nope, no way.
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Ha. I wish that was the case sometimes. A stranger. That I'll never have to face again
FlatPlutoSociety
"Sorry for that text about anal fisting, Grandma. You're just next to someone on my contacts list whom I anally fist on the regular."
theeAndikrist
I had a guy text me because a girl at a nightspot gave him a random number. A pic of him shirtless. I had fun with that. I'm a dude
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theeAndikrist
Nah.
Baeloro
You have can still put a new number in wrong. I've done it.
HisBabes
I was thinking the same. If I’m sending pics of a dress it’s to someone already in my contacts.
Raecracy123abc
Ugh I met a guy put his number in wrong & when I deleted it iPhone remembered and always suggested it since the 1st had more info I always
Raecracy123abc
Set it to the wrong number. It partially ruined the relationship bc I would be so stressed that he didn't respond find it was the wrong #
Raecracy123abc
Frustrated would resend it and be hyper about him *still* not responding even though it would be normal amount of time.
MakeItBackAlright
It can happen with stuff like this because only the bride needs to know everyone well enough to have their # stored.
CitizenDickbag
I thought this way, but it happened to me a couple weeks ago. High school student meant to text classmate about French class project but she
CitizenDickbag
2/ must have entered the person's number wrong and sent it to me instead. Had a little fun with it. :)
FireBreathingFerret
Ok that doesnt sound good
CitizenDickbag
?
addictedtorain
Implied perversion.
orp0piru
(1) have outdated number in phone memory (2) have correct number in SIM card (3) change provider, SIM card changes
orp0piru
(2) have correct number in SIM card (3) change provider, SIM card changes (4) next time you call, you accidentally use the (1) number
lollipopPunch
I’ve sent a single text to the wrong “person”. Both were in my phone, I just hastily selected the wrong first name.
somenerandom
How the hell do people keep being surprised by this? New phone, new SIM on either party, messaging the person for the first time or simply>
somenerandom
a distant acquiaintance whose number you don't have saved. It's not like having a phonebook means you have ALL the numbers everywhere saved.
typeets
My wife has like 3 contacts in her phone. The rest are just numbers and she constantly asks me who they are... It's great foreplay
STGxDante
The way I've done it. Used my email for my dad's smart phone to just not deal with that bs. Some of the contacts with same names merged.
blessyoursoul
I just had a person send me a text meant for someone else. Took everything not to troll him
ThatSpiceyWhale
Turns out my dad's been texting who he THOUGHT was my aunt (his sister in lore) for years now. Total stranger.
CreedBrattonScubaInstructor
Take note of today's date, the day you realized you've been saying a phrase wrong your whole life
ThatSpiceyWhale
OH SHIT *law. Goddamit I'd literally just been talking to someone about game lore. Fuck.
investigation27
Well, since she was a mythical sister anyway...
whitewater0034
Took me a second to realise you were not bein a pissy bastard! :D
majortool
I've stored the wrong number sometimes when someone gets a new number, but I don't text that person right away, so then I end up texting
majortool
something random to someone random.
TheMadVanguard
New phone, who dis?
stinkymagoo4you
Lmao straight the fuck up!
Drakhma
dwarf
RhadDris
This is Xbox
eagle193
No, this is Patrick!
blooregardqkazoo
(It's because everything is staged and you disappointed your parents)
Shoujo
But?! They said they didnt care!
HeLiesInDrink
I said what’s cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!
H2ONerd
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
FireBreathingFerret
NOW LADIES
Omnislash9
YEAH
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frostedflakesaregrrrrrreat
God, 11 year olds with phones...
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BornToDoStuff
I got one at 12 I believe but it was a fliphone with no texting or internet.
UsernameTheMusical
Do 11 year olds not go anywhere where their parents might need to get ahold of them?
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
My daughter had a phone at 11, and I got it for her because she rode the school bus home and would be at home by herself for a little while
LouisianaBob
I had a phone at age 12 and that was 14 years ago. When did you get your first phone?
frostedflakesaregrrrrrreat
When I was 16 and it would only dial 911 or my house. That was in 1996.