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Aug 19, 2018 11:22 PM
Rayl33n
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Mewna
The Amnesia joke got me but good.
definitelynotvelkoz
This is the type of dad I aspire to be
BubblesTheFish
HuniePop is #1 match 3 game even without the "rewards"
esavage89
My father almost violently hates video games and loves making a scene about his beliefs.
UndulatingTerrain
This 'dad' sounds more like a writer's setup for jokes.
Trentiel
I'll take "Things that never actually happened for 400" Alex.
IlTuoPolpetta
thisusernamewilluhhfindaway
skylin05
Eh these aren't funny even in a bad dad joke sort of way. Just makes me cringe really.
goflyblind
xbxoxy
I love when people made shit up on the internet about their lifes so they can get imaginary likes from people they dont know
AudaciousCheeseburger
High quality dadding right there
jayjayjayjayjayjayjay
why is that one section of text faded?
OwlFarm
Reminds me of "Shit My Dad Says".
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
God of War always has really short stories though
DontJewishYourOvenWasHotLikeMe
Why did the ink start running out on the second to last one?
Therealvangogh
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kakamba
fading color on the second to last tweet made me check my eyesight
n0th1n
Proof that years and hard work (making assumptions here) bring wisdom.
HouseoftheRisingWaffle
Close, they bring dad jokes.
NorthernBud
Sigh. My son plays fortnite. Long Sigh.
CirB
My best friend is just like you. Two teenage boys who both spend way too much time playing Fortnite...
NorthernBud
The game itself I like, No blood and gore, co-op with friends, level playing field. But length of time playing at the expense of all else!!
WhatsYourStoryHomie
You have a good dad. Be sure to hug him everyday.
Arcanum3000
Should've gone with DOOM. "You're this guy whose entire existence is dedicated to murdering demons in the most gruesome ways possible."
Arcanum3000
"Also, you're on Mars."
JarlmannViking
Huniepop is the shit. Let dad bang anime girls and space chicks through bejeweled.
sowillo
this reminds me how surprised everyone was about how much they liked cooking food in skyrim
ThePoopDoctor
FaceRollz
you sir won all my internet points i saved up since the my space days.
CaptainAddams
What was the pigeon game?
DrNick
Hatoful Boyfriend.
viila
Hatoful Boyfriend
cbh3
Anyone else think this is a fake. Those dad jokes are way too on point. Perfection is not daddly
ChirpChirpMotherFuckers
Does it really matter though?
dortmunder
Definitely. The whole point of it is that it should be real. Otherwise its just another guy thinking of jokes to get retweets.
tarataqa
"Is it funny? ...Then it's fake." --my dad
ryanjoseph666
looks very fake yea
Solivoid
Of course it's fake. Entertaining none the less
yourmothersvag
Middle aged mom gamer checking in....eft are these games he's talking about?!? What happened to good old RPGs?
DerperDerperBoBerperBananaFanaFoFerper
Emulation. ePSXe for PS1 games (also on Android device). PCSX2 for PS2 games.
karlbadmanners
"Woman yells at cloud"
Varcova
Torment: Tides of Numenera, Divinity: Original Sin (1&2), Tyranny, Pillars of Eternity (1&2), Dragon Age: Origins. This list ~= 500hrs
maninthedarkness
Here ya go, old lady: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasteland_2
OldmanSerious
I used to play Wasteland 1 on the commodore 64. I've tried Wasteland 2 and ... just don't like it that much. Too used to modern games.
VioletMoonRising
dark souls 3 is an rpg. Probably has the best leveling and stat mechanics ever. So many rpgs skimp on those.
GeneTheAwkward
Compared to what? Oblivion?
JustBecauseIRockDoesntMeanImMadeOfStone
I too am middle aged and used to consider myself a gamer. Isn’t dark souls like incredibly scary and hard? I don’t like dying.
VioletMoonRising
yeah, but ds 3 is the easiest to cheese, just google an op build.
Varcova
Eh, grimdark visual&narrative themes, if you play methodically, and make a point to learn attack animations (yours and enemies) 1/2
Varcova
The games are not nearly has hard as they have been made out to be.
NicestguyonImgur
As a real gamer dad, I chuckled!
clayman318
He chuckled while the whole bus clapped
icelandicsealbear
Right, your dad knows exactly what he's doing to you. He'll be better at overturning objections than you ever could be. As someone who...
icelandicsealbear
let their dad do this to them, just remember, you're going to learn shit your dad never knew at your age. Never. There's a whole world...
icelandicsealbear
out there, in games. So your shit's not bad because he's good at overturning objections.
dogsarebetterthanhuman
Boooooo. Posting the exact comment multiple times in the same thread? Come on...BOOOOOOOO!!!!
dogsarebetterthanhuman
Thus is dadding done right
NicestguyonImgur
Bonding over split screen!
samtherat6
Really? Name 3 gamers.
NicestguyonImgur
Me and my 2 sons!
samtherat6
I bet you just Googled those.
Shenili
yeah sure, "real", where's your gaming licence then?
clucja1
Im sure it is likely a bejeweled mobile game. "Gamer" and smart phone user are not the same thing
TheGriffin
Found the Brit
Phoelix
I wanted to argue with you but I just got a forwarded letter asking about my TV license. I don't even live in England anymore and still.
NicestguyonImgur
http://imgur.com/ZwSfjpf
GeneralWho
License checks out:
NicestguyonImgur
What happened to my cool reply pic? *Sigh*
Zipfte
Obviously you can only see the license if you have one yourself. Duh
malakim
Also, if you type out your password, imgur comments will automatically convert it to stars. See: **********
Flamingoid
Hey man, it's the Nicestguyonimgur, be nice! A lot of gamers don't have their gamer's license. You have to play 35 hours of Wow in a day.
valvarsson
This is possible if you do it while on a fast airplane going west starting at the dateline. Gotta be damn few people who got the license.
merlinious
Does it count if I played 40 hours of runescape in a day?
Zipfte
I have technically played 36 hours of runescape in a day if you count my three accounts separately. Otherwise it was just 12 hours :p
merlinious
Yea, thats what i was saying
NicestguyonImgur
I'm already level 115!
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
120 on two toons... I think I need to slow down. Hope you're having fun. That's what counts.
NicestguyonImgur
I'm grinding all quests to make sure I get the rep for flying.
killercomps
Filthy casual. ;D
Reveille45
Already 120 and cleared all mythics. Also have kids. Carrying guildies now.