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Jun 13, 2018 5:53 AM
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NotEnoughMidgets
It's sad, yet no surprise that those who can't reproduce are resentful at those who do. Don't mistake boring with "not self centered"
FrankiesGirl
Knew one guy few years ago complaining he doesn't get "me" time since the baby. We all laughed & laughed, realizing he was an utter moron.
dummymommy
I like seeing my friends baby pictures, they are incredible happy at that moment of their lives and I’m happy they are happy, gosh people!
ElSuperbeasto
Friends? Social media?
billthecrusher
HAHA I legit just did this
digitalutopia
I just use the laugh reaction to all their inevitable photos. Leaves them very confused and angry, but with no legitimate reason to be so.
BobDresden
As someone with a kid, I totally understand. Not that I post kid pics every day, but I know they're boring for most people.
LongtimeIMGURlurkertotallynotstalkerguy
IAmNotMisterLebowski
This kid was a 47 year old football coach at age 10.
StevoReno
You are my favorite person ever for the day. Seriously I’m going to talk about you all day. I love you and will share this with everyone.
LeftRightThere
More like when a girl changes her relationship status to "In a Relationship"
Skittleballs
When we have a baby, the photos won't go on facebook anyways.
L4dead2
My wife wants me to make a facebook because we're having a baby
airen
@op your tags make me think you saw mike and ashley’s new baby lol
MyName4Wine
https://imgur.com/gZ8kT4j
confirmsthings
confirmsthings
giraffinator
It's so true
StandingOutsideABrokenPhoneBoothWithMoneyInMyHand
dreadpiratekhan
Hogwarts School of Puckcraft and Hockeydry alumnus
iknowalotaboutboats
Classic Brent.
AlarmClockBandit
Basementcat81
hamada0
I assume you have a baby
Basementcat81
Sure don’t lol
EnderAlThor
They aren't really your friends then are they
iknowitsnotbutter
Orelldo
That's me when it's their birthday and I haven't talked to them in a while. Except family because then they get all mad at me or re-add me.
dorfmopp
"re-add me" block them, then.
IMakeBooze
As a dad, fuck yeah!
99problemsbutmycataint1
Let the perverts out there jack off to my cat and dog pictures. I'll keep my kids off fb
melveys
Why do you have perverts on your personal social media pages?
MemeWay
He/she is King of perverts ?
danpio1309
It's just nonstop "isn't this the cutest baby ever" posts. No Karen, it's not. Your baby is ugly.
slack3rdav3
One of my best female friends had a really ugly baby. It's 2 yrs old now, still ugly... Feel bad for it.
danpio1309
I suppose this is appropriate?
Selerox
Fun fact: Brent Rambo went on to be a game developer. Worked on Planetside 2.
TallDude
Eh, guess I'm older. Don't care if someone posts baby pics. As long as it isn't a flood.
aoimori
I have no interest in food pics, but I'd prefer that over their ill-behaved little crotch demon being spoiled like milk on a window sill.
TallDude
Bitter much? Seriously dude, it's pictures of someone's kid.
aoimori
I know, but the sweet and adorable well-behaved kids are never the ones being shoved in my face.
BrazilianThunderPanda
I feel terrible for kids born today. To have your entire life from birth posted online without your consent... Kids have a right to privacy
Votekick
The bigger problem is they'll think they have the right to Piracy, because they can download stuff for free.
vektori
Not in my household. I respect peoples privacy, including my own kids. They can join social media when they are old enough.
Sekai
Kids do, cats don't
flosser
I have kids. I only posted 1 picture of the family on FB. The rest are all privately stored on multiple external HD and real photo albums.
IshitOnWindshields
Your mom didnt show everyone your baby photos and tell all your dirt
BrazilianThunderPanda
And it’s different when it’s indexed and searchable.
harvster999
But what if you don't post their birth, and then when they grow up there like UMM WHAT FRICK
Jagadid
Why care about privacy when one of the first acts as a parent is to have your child's bodily autonomy violated?
counterfeitcopper
Sister in law is constantly posting pics of her kids (now 13 & 10), often when sleeping... wtf She lives on FB :(
melveys
I think it’s what’s normal for their generation though. I have 4 kids and none of them care nor do any of their friends. If so, I’d remove.
BrazilianThunderPanda
They might not now, but the will in the future. And just because it’s normalized doesn’t mean it’s right.
WhichIsIt
As long as it isn’t embarrassing. Who cares? Nobody cares now, why will they care later?
Skizzlesnap
Nobody? I care now. You want to plaster your ass all over the internet? Be my guest, but leave me the fuck out of your assumptions.
TrustmeIamdutch
I have a 1,5 year old.. there are I think 3 pictures of him on fb, wirh his face, any other is always from the back.
CanadianMomEh
I have a 12 week old and I don’t let anyone post his pic including myself. He’ll make that decision himself when he’s old enough :)
disagreeable
The downvotes to your comment blow me away. I’m with ya, pal. I have a 21 day old daughter and her pictures will not be on FB or other
Jaynecobb7
KIDS HAVE NO RIGHTS!
Calistrasza
I share photos of my son on facebook because I live half a world away from the rest of my family and that's how I stay in touch.
RayMC
I know people who document their child's entire life, but they don't post it onto their public social media pages. It's all locally saved.
realfakebees
That’s what I’m hoping to do... I have been using the Chatbooks app to make annual albums for bf and me, better outlet for baby pics!
Theonlynameicouldreallycomeupwith
I just found out I’m having a baby and I know his mother is going to do this. I’m not ready.
dorfmopp
RUN!
Skizzlesnap
KrytenKoro
These are the kind of things you should have thought about before hand
Ihatethemods
Yep. Can't cry about it after you knock her up. I mean, unless she happens to fall down some stairs. Just saying.
Alkros
Ikr, it drives me crazy when my family asks me if they can post my son's pictures on Facebook, no, just no
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
At least they ask, I guess?
Alkros
At least yes
Murphiously
My cousin just named her kid kololipi.. like wtf is that
Skizzlesnap
A skipped job resume.
ThisIsTheBestICanDo
My super white cousin named her daughter Akyra because she read the kanji of akira means light and she wants to interpret it as 1/2
ThisIsTheBestICanDo
“Light of god”. It’s Japanese in origin, she changed the meaning& didn’t even romanize it right. *cue eye roll*
maramir
I find it nice
CaptainWolfsburg
I didn't have internet as a kid and my parents still find ways to spread my busyness around.
valen00
Now though it's there permanently
WhichIsIt
They used to publish things in the newspaper.
BrazilianThunderPanda
The paper used to print daily updates of every mundane activity in your personal life w/ pictures & running commentary from your parents?
GerberLegalTeam
Oh damn. That shits on microfiche forever.
TrundImaginationBandit
Kids before them got their picture taken since birth too, sometimes video of actual birth...
UraniusCrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLdpfTccTeo
slack3rdav3
Risky click...
UraniusCrack
but totally worth it
Lulabel73
But it wasn’t for the whole world to see and easily obtain.
Skizzlesnap
Yeah and the only people that saw them were relatives, close friends and occasionally one of your dates. Not everyone who’s contacted you.
shortbuswastaken
And then the pics got put in a book in a box in a closet in your house, not posted publicly on the world wide web retard.
realfakebees
I’m pregnant and desperately do not want to be a social media mom. My friends say “it just happens”... I say “how about nah”...
Derginsdrogalot
Wife and posted 3 pics on day 1. None since (2 years old now). Your friends be wrong :)
Skizzlesnap
No, it just happens when your friends are addicted to their phones and use constant need of pictures as their justification.
ihateeggs
Nope that’s a conscious decision. Avoiding Facebook helps.
realfakebees
Good point! Why be a FB zombie when I can be an imgur zombie anyway :P
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
It doesn't just happen. My son is almost 3. No pic of him online anywhere. Show them.
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
Or rather, don't show them.
brennousesmemewrong
ah meu deus, sente mal nada, nunca pensou nisso na vida até ver o posto, e vem falar q se sente terrivel, já choro por causa disso? kkkbrfdp
BrazilianThunderPanda
E, a julgar pelo número e conteúdo dessas respostas, não sou o único. De volta ao seu troll da ponte.
brennousesmemewrong
troll da ponte? que? vc nem faz sentido.
BrazilianThunderPanda
Não, eu pensei sobre isso antes e é uma coisa de merda e egoísmo para fazer. Só porque você não chora, não significa que não é uma merda.
brennousesmemewrong
To zoando cara, calma, só acho que vc estava exagerando pra conseguir pontos falsos de internet.
BrazilianThunderPanda
Eu tenho mais de 260.000 pontos, 99% de comentários que são apenas baseados em minhas observações. 5 ou 100.000 não fazem diferença para mim
brennousesmemewrong
Se os pontos não fazem diferença por que está falando sobre eles? Parabéns pelas suas observações.
MessedUpAaron
My sister gets real angry when I tell her this.
ishotjfktwice
Yup I’ve made that mistake before ...she flipped out angry Facebook Mom style
CallsignBacon
My sister does it on Snapchat. Not as bad as Facebook but still.
JustSomeOtherRando
Your sister's a cunt.
MessedUpAaron
All 4 of em! I like "Bitches" better though
UraniusCrack
just tell her that someone is going to masturbate to pictures of her kids
melveys
Someone could masturbate to your kids playing at the park or they could take their picture in public.
MessedUpAaron
Omg... That's the EXACT argument I use. I have 3 nieces and it infuriates me to no end thinking of that shit. But they're not my kids.
Alkuam2
BrazilianThunderPanda
The occasional picture or funny story to coworkers is one thing, but your entire life since birth, documented on a nearly daily basis, with>
BrazilianThunderPanda
Ever embarrassing story, mundane activity notated & photographed & published online publicly forever? It’s horrifying.
LadyWidebottom
I agree with you, but I don't think my kid is too concerned with privacy when she yells across the store that she just farted.
Mooseheart
But when she runs for president everyone will know about that time she pooped herself and then went down the slide and it went everywhere.
BrazilianThunderPanda
The human brain that processes & evaluates long term decision making and consequences isn’t developed until the early 20s.