Jan 16, 2020 9:56 PM
TheMoonDoor
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DougForcett
x0rawr0x
Davredz
Fuck that shit I’m out... kid probably
iDrinkIsleLays
From the thumbnail, I thought it was a butt farting to his face
onewallpaperaweek
-Little guys brain...
BlackMagiccWoman
Yeah, you and me both, kid.
usafsmith8408
TruckerdudeBrent
deadass I though this was an ass and he was fixing to get farted on...
404GravitassNotFound
bkmilw2957
Thought it was a butt cheek in the thumbnail.
Xanathen
chewbakken
v
paty3633
Lol. Is that James Franco?
TextbooksandSkillsNOTNetflixandChill
As a female of child bearing age (as many remind me) this is horrifying!
PandaPolishesPotatoes
CrazyLizardLady86
I kicked a plate off of my mom's stomach and it broke. So she says I've been breaking shit since before I was born. Oops?
blueishskies
AnInkyBoo
I have triplets. Six hands, 6 feet... i made that same face whenever all 3 were doing a jig in there
swjr
Kid: "I've seen enough Alien movies to know where this is going..."
TheSpanish1nquisition
doncarlzone
6/10 thought it was a butt
themobileappisbroken
Ight imma head out. - that kid.
theycallhimflipper
Imma make like a fetus and head out
AzothTheGuildRat
Which one ;)
nj427
One of my favorite lines when im leaving. "Im going to make like a baby, and head out"
ceeeffgee197724
shitheadtookmyname
My daughter, a toddler, just experienced this last night. Second daughter due next month
karmasamburg
An en caul birth is when the baby comes out still inside an intact amniotic sac (caul).
VerySmallDuck
Really crappy Kinder Egg.
inwatermelonsugar
Holy shit do I hate that
SyeWatts
In the 1950's and earlier, midwives used to call these 'mermaid births'
CacklingMantis
I was born "sunny side up" en caul. Never knew what that looked like til now
MamaMimi08
that is a large baby!!! ?
Koolbeans, I was born in the breech position and "Feet first" & mom needed an emergency C-section.
AlmightyVerb
Wife is 15 weeks pregnant with our first, I assume this is coming. Just knowing us, I think she'll freak or more than me.
Ikindawantsoup
It feels like a goldfish swimming around at first.
procrastinatingagain
Being pregnant is the worst. When my kids moved like that it hurt.
WhyCantIBeFunny
I’m with you! Pregnant with my second and hating the kicking all over again. Creepy, unpleasant feeling
SophiesMum
I’m sorry it wasn’t a great experience for you. I loved being pregnant! Best times in my whole life!
I had three kids and with each I threw up every single day, had migraines and gigantic babies which were very uncomfortable.
Oh my! No wonder you didn’t enjoy your pregnancies!
WarmPineNeedles
I can't even imagine what that would feel like for the mom! Ooph!
AchillesHeelCrusher
Freakiest shit ever. Then occasionally you get an elbow or foot stuck in a rib.
It feels like there is a small person inside tour abdominal area kicking you from the inside.
I should've guessed
SaturdayMidmorning
It's like having a bag of elbows in your belly
carrot1sie
One time my baby kicked something towards my back, I think it was a kidney. She hit it hard, and it hurt so bad I saw stars.
DuckyJoseph
Always made me happy. Means baby's alive.
Bananaformeow
I always got so paranoid when my son stopped moving! I'd play music or push on my belly until he moved a little.
CrazyPetLady
It's like a muscle contraction but not painful and it's an amazing feeling. I miss it so much.
HolyHellJezebel
For those who were wondering it feels a lot like when you have a gas bubble moving through your intestines.
wanderingsibyl
The first ones do when they’re small. That’s how I described it. Now that I’m further along the big kicks feel very different. Still get 1/
the gas feeling occasionally too though. Depends on how hard and where she kicks. 2/2
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
When it’s small. Mine used to actually push his feet against the inside of my hip bone
Exyr
Children are horrifying
Carefuler
You're kind of a wuss aren't you?
Haha come on they're cute
Jusmar
Aren't hormones great?
Tekktokk
as a older DINK I upvoted both of you.
NoClutch
Your kids are cute to you, and my kids are cute to me... but I could watch other people’s kids fall off bicycles all day >.<‘
You don't have kids do you?
blueshickensrule
Nice Letterkenny nod
Haha I don't have kids yet but I think I'd find your kids cute too
furt77
"I'd find your kids cute too." - ಠ_ಠ
Then it's a deal haha
AstroAlex
When my wife was preg she'd sleep with her stomach on my back. My son would kick me from inside his mom. He's a toddler and still kicks me
imasneakypineapplehead
When my son was born and got to hold him for the first time. He pissed in my mouth. I will never forget that and payback will be just
sha13
To be fair, half of us would kick you. It's not him, it's you.
Vaeevictiss
Go to the hospital. Is he's a toddler he should have been born by now.
ILike2TouchButts
He was practicing.
dragonsluvtacos
This happened a couple of times to my hubs when I was pregnant with our first. He said it was the weirdest thing.
Magnum3point141592654
I kick you from inside your mom.
ashkbyeeeee
When I was a waitress at 9 months preggo I always used my belly to write down orders on a notepad. One day my unborn spawn decided to /1
kick the notepad and it hit my customer in the face. Luckily they had a sense of humor
1staRCHer
There’s a brief (hopefully) period of time where they are the perfect height for kicking you in the nuts when you pick them up.
DeepBeyondBelief
When I was a kid my dad would beat the shit out of me with jumper cables.
tightsarenotpants
Classic mom move
doubleyouexwhyandz
Kick him back.
pavlovsothercat
Once I was standing behind a student sitting in her seat. My belly was apparently close enough that my son kicked her in the head. Oops.
MrTrevorBelmont
You should bang his mom to establish dominance...again
KingDingaLingOfHouseHymenHammer
So THAT’S how they get those soft spots on the top of their heads
vitaminRmademefat
Literally laying in bed with my pregnant wife's belly against my back. You're telling me this child-on-parent violence continues after birth
Steeltoedmonkey
You lil spoon motherfucker! Noice!
ultravioletregulator
My sons (while in utero)did this to me as well. sharing a bed as toddlers also resulted in kicks. The 15 year old is 6'/220lbs.been a 1/2
Long time since then. Is it weird to say I miss a little human taking up most of a king size bed?
solarsparkles
How old was he when you got him out of your bed. Mine is about to be 14 months and I swear he makes my king bed feel like a twin.
Trixie19310
Put him in his own room? 7 week old is learning his crib already. I'm not about the bed sharing life
virt
I loved that. Woke me up a few times but some of the best nights of sleep I’ve ever had.
JugsMugsLadybugs
My mom said she had to do that so she could get some sleep. If we were kicking my dad we weren't kicking her.
KrazyKatWoman
I use to do the same thing. My daughter should kick my husband's back while in my belly
dinosaursarebadass
When I was preggo, my son would lodge his feet in my hip bones/lower lumbar and just randomly kick like crazy. He's 15 months now and...
Now he just headbutts me and gives us both bruises galore.
yawp
Fair warning, right!?
YUNoLaugh2
Woow, have you seen a doctor?? I don't think he's supposed to stay inside that long
usernaimunavailable
Sounds like he is just growing into his new body....hers
CanOnlySayYes
SON OF A BITCH HE STOLE MY LINE.gif
lurkinlady
+1
Hahahaha I didn't think that all the way through, huh?
wtforero
1st time holding my daughter, used her razor sharp nails to slice the inside of my nose. She drew first blood, all bets are off now.
[deleted]
If you think about it, it’s biology, need them in case you’re left in the wild. It was an accident. But our nails are claws we cut./1
Same material as a tiger claw, or a rhino horn. We just have aesthetics.
maakies
My son shit all over me during skin to skin within the first few minutes he was born. Since it was body temp I didn’t notice til later when
I pulled him off and he was almost adhered to my skin. That shit is STICKY!
Diomeneus
My daughter around 9 months old two handed slammed a toy on my forehead while I was stretching my back. Drew a little blood
The nails are actually razor sharp, my nose was a leaky faucet, went long enough I was going to get stitches.
WagglyGerm
I enjoyed those moments. My son was born 2 weeks ago. Still feels unreal
xo101
Congratulations
nancyin60510
Congratulations! Pregnancy is the coolest. Nearly 25 years later, I can still remember the baby moving. ❤️
cutebytes
I loved it too! So glad I got to experience it.
StarscreamAndHutch
Congrats on the sex!
Snooj
*last time you'll have
Well thank you!
My son was born 6 weeks ago! I love him with all my heart, and I can honestly say I'll never have another. XD
That's what I said. Now there is two of them and they love each other so much. We wanted our first to still have family after we are gone.
Medical issues, unfortunately. Difficult pregnancy, put to sleep for c-section then woke up feeling all of the pain, internal bleeding after
JeeperZGirl
As an adult this this is terrifying...
2019nCoV
IMHO this is beautiful AF!
TheRealPumpkinQueen
I cant describe the feeling besides "it feels like what it looks like when you see a facehugger whipping around in the eggs"
Only need to experience it a few times for it to become normal.
HitItMoreTimesThanIchiro
According to the wife, the exciting part is when the baby figures out where the bottom rib is and starts doing leg presses.
mrsdowneyjr
As a mother of two, I agree
forgetthisnoise
Seeing my nephew's hand clearly through my sister's stomach was what decided me 100%I was never getting pregnant. Fuck. That. No.
LyraTheLycan
Why, you never seen Alien before?
This is exactly what I picture.. just gnawing it's way out
TemetNosce000
I think you need an adultier adult
Trazomthesuineg
SteppingInsideOutOfMyself
It’s scarier once they’re out
EmergencyChocolate
At least while they are in they can’t run around, poop & barf on stuff, wake you up to feed them, or try to choke on anything they can find.
delilahviolet
Can confirm, that’s two in this house with me..somewhere
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
"We've traced the call. It's coming from inside the house!"
When it’s happening to you, doesn’t seem that way. There are objective horrors, but it’s not that bad
filthymansock
Right? I had twins and loved watching them move around in my belly.
anicyril
unless the pregnancy is unwanted, then it's straight up body horror
I was merely implying the horror is worse from the perspective of someone without intention to have kids
HedbergAndTheAngryInch
You are not the only one. I'm prego now, wanted this baby, 100% do not enjoy being pregnant.
There are solutions, we have the technology
c00lbeans69
*unless you live in Alabama
We still have it though. Pretty sure it’s federal law that abortions are illegal, state might make it difficult, but still available.
TobyFromHumanResources
It is pretty creepy.
It feels creepy.
d3serv
Just wait 'til it wants to come out. Then it's terrifying.
surroundedbytwits
gabicraina
If you think this is creepy, wait till you find out about the horrible way that "creature" is put inside the belly of a woman! (/s)
Hahaha spot on!
HodgeNPodge
As a woman on her second pregnancy, I fully agree.
sicktricknasty
My second always kicked up into my ribs and gave me the worst heartburn i’ve ever experienced every night :(
My second didn’t kick much, she just stretched a lot! She was breech, so she’d push her head up under my lungs, making it hard to breathe!
I had all that with my first, plus GD, plus hypothyroidism, plus a rash, plus raised bp, extreme nausea and vomiting. This one is easy.
skeletonsimpleton
It’s just a small Human in a leather sleeping bag.
jdm2
Assuming it’s not a xenomorph.
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
SassyLady11
Extra points for creepiness.
tegfdd77
Extry creepy all right
idontenglishsorry
extra crispy?
No...just...extry
augdee
mycrazylife5891
Im a twin mom, it's even creepier to see two rolling around in there
fbutt09
He’s watched the Aliens movie
Haemaelaeinen
Fucking disgusting. We have 2 kids and I almost shat my pants everytime wife's belly moved. I hate "bugs/animals under skin" type things.
noproblllama
Ditto to that bugs under skin- when I was preggers I screamed and slapped at myself a few times before I learned to just look away- ick
ThanksIHateThis
We all saw Aliens. Even when it's not a "parasite" it's unnerving.
Levistras
It's still a parasite
cjmmeathead
The people who truly believe that unironically make me very sad
I mean.. only because it's the same species. By all other considerations it is still a parasite. Parasites can be cute though, can't they?
rubber1duckie
Felt the first movements of my kid today, pretty weird alright!
Congrats! Theyre like butterfly flutters right now!
therapeuticMayhems
My son is 8 mos and the other day I felt a kick and got super scared I was pregnant again. Then I farted and knew I'd be okay just food baby
LOL! I hope that doesn't happen to me when my son is that age! I'd have a heart attack!
Feebz
Hey me too!! Mutual weirdness!
Jehremy
My wife is due with our first in a few days! Best of luck to y'all!
thereisgoodintheworld
Congrats! Jealous and happy all at once
toastedbutts
Congratulations!
WiFiLove
CAN I BE A GODPARENT?! OMG PLEASE
FintanRamm
My first is almost 2 already. I miss pregnancy. Time for #2 I think.
Be prepared for an infant and a three year old. It's crazy difficult. Three year olds are a crazy mutant breed.
Omg really? My little guy is non stop already. Thanks for the head’s up.
I frequently tell but husband if we waited until our oldest was three to have baby number two, we wouldn't have had him.
bambiisahoe
Oh you're scaring me. My son just turned 3 on Saturday and I'm 3 months into my 2nd pregnancy
Oh, how I miss that feeling! I loved when my son had hiccups. <3
Me too! My kids are adults now, but I still have dreams of being pregnant & feeling baby kicks. It seems so real! Then I wake up, & find 1/2
out I was just dreaming, & then I’m sad. ?
jazzmatazz
In the womb?? How? They don't draw breath... Right? Please tell me they don't...
They draw ectoplasm.
CapitanAJ
It helps them learn to control their diaphragm https://youtu.be/iW3uyeg_JbY
Lfa3
DougForcett
x0rawr0x
Davredz
Fuck that shit I’m out... kid probably
iDrinkIsleLays
From the thumbnail, I thought it was a butt farting to his face
onewallpaperaweek
BlackMagiccWoman
Yeah, you and me both, kid.
usafsmith8408
TruckerdudeBrent
deadass I though this was an ass and he was fixing to get farted on...
404GravitassNotFound
bkmilw2957
Thought it was a butt cheek in the thumbnail.
Xanathen
chewbakken
paty3633
Lol. Is that James Franco?
TextbooksandSkillsNOTNetflixandChill
PandaPolishesPotatoes
CrazyLizardLady86
I kicked a plate off of my mom's stomach and it broke. So she says I've been breaking shit since before I was born. Oops?
blueishskies
AnInkyBoo
I have triplets. Six hands, 6 feet... i made that same face whenever all 3 were doing a jig in there
swjr
Kid: "I've seen enough Alien movies to know where this is going..."
TheSpanish1nquisition
doncarlzone
6/10 thought it was a butt
themobileappisbroken
Ight imma head out. - that kid.
theycallhimflipper
Imma make like a fetus and head out
AzothTheGuildRat
Which one ;)
nj427
One of my favorite lines when im leaving. "Im going to make like a baby, and head out"
ceeeffgee197724
shitheadtookmyname
My daughter, a toddler, just experienced this last night. Second daughter due next month
karmasamburg
An en caul birth is when the baby comes out still inside an intact amniotic sac (caul).
VerySmallDuck
Really crappy Kinder Egg.
inwatermelonsugar
Holy shit do I hate that
SyeWatts
In the 1950's and earlier, midwives used to call these 'mermaid births'
CacklingMantis
I was born "sunny side up" en caul. Never knew what that looked like til now
MamaMimi08
that is a large baby!!! ?
karmasamburg
Koolbeans, I was born in the breech position and "Feet first" & mom needed an emergency C-section.
AlmightyVerb
Wife is 15 weeks pregnant with our first, I assume this is coming. Just knowing us, I think she'll freak or more than me.
Ikindawantsoup
It feels like a goldfish swimming around at first.
procrastinatingagain
Being pregnant is the worst. When my kids moved like that it hurt.
WhyCantIBeFunny
I’m with you! Pregnant with my second and hating the kicking all over again. Creepy, unpleasant feeling
SophiesMum
I’m sorry it wasn’t a great experience for you. I loved being pregnant! Best times in my whole life!
procrastinatingagain
I had three kids and with each I threw up every single day, had migraines and gigantic babies which were very uncomfortable.
SophiesMum
Oh my! No wonder you didn’t enjoy your pregnancies!
WarmPineNeedles
I can't even imagine what that would feel like for the mom! Ooph!
AchillesHeelCrusher
Freakiest shit ever. Then occasionally you get an elbow or foot stuck in a rib.
ceeeffgee197724
It feels like there is a small person inside tour abdominal area kicking you from the inside.
WarmPineNeedles
I should've guessed
SaturdayMidmorning
It's like having a bag of elbows in your belly
carrot1sie
One time my baby kicked something towards my back, I think it was a kidney. She hit it hard, and it hurt so bad I saw stars.
DuckyJoseph
Always made me happy. Means baby's alive.
Bananaformeow
I always got so paranoid when my son stopped moving! I'd play music or push on my belly until he moved a little.
CrazyPetLady
It's like a muscle contraction but not painful and it's an amazing feeling. I miss it so much.
HolyHellJezebel
For those who were wondering it feels a lot like when you have a gas bubble moving through your intestines.
wanderingsibyl
The first ones do when they’re small. That’s how I described it. Now that I’m further along the big kicks feel very different. Still get 1/
wanderingsibyl
the gas feeling occasionally too though. Depends on how hard and where she kicks. 2/2
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
When it’s small. Mine used to actually push his feet against the inside of my hip bone
Exyr
Children are horrifying
Carefuler
You're kind of a wuss aren't you?
TheMoonDoor
Haha come on they're cute
Jusmar
Aren't hormones great?
Tekktokk
as a older DINK I upvoted both of you.
NoClutch
Your kids are cute to you, and my kids are cute to me... but I could watch other people’s kids fall off bicycles all day >.<‘
Carefuler
You don't have kids do you?
blueshickensrule
Nice Letterkenny nod
TheMoonDoor
Haha I don't have kids yet but I think I'd find your kids cute too
furt77
"I'd find your kids cute too." - ಠ_ಠ
TheMoonDoor
Then it's a deal haha
AstroAlex
When my wife was preg she'd sleep with her stomach on my back. My son would kick me from inside his mom. He's a toddler and still kicks me
imasneakypineapplehead
When my son was born and got to hold him for the first time. He pissed in my mouth. I will never forget that and payback will be just
sha13
To be fair, half of us would kick you. It's not him, it's you.
Vaeevictiss
Go to the hospital. Is he's a toddler he should have been born by now.
ILike2TouchButts
He was practicing.
dragonsluvtacos
This happened a couple of times to my hubs when I was pregnant with our first. He said it was the weirdest thing.
Magnum3point141592654
I kick you from inside your mom.
ashkbyeeeee
When I was a waitress at 9 months preggo I always used my belly to write down orders on a notepad. One day my unborn spawn decided to /1
ashkbyeeeee
kick the notepad and it hit my customer in the face. Luckily they had a sense of humor
1staRCHer
There’s a brief (hopefully) period of time where they are the perfect height for kicking you in the nuts when you pick them up.
DeepBeyondBelief
When I was a kid my dad would beat the shit out of me with jumper cables.
tightsarenotpants
Classic mom move
doubleyouexwhyandz
Kick him back.
pavlovsothercat
Once I was standing behind a student sitting in her seat. My belly was apparently close enough that my son kicked her in the head. Oops.
MrTrevorBelmont
You should bang his mom to establish dominance...again
KingDingaLingOfHouseHymenHammer
So THAT’S how they get those soft spots on the top of their heads
vitaminRmademefat
Literally laying in bed with my pregnant wife's belly against my back. You're telling me this child-on-parent violence continues after birth
Steeltoedmonkey
You lil spoon motherfucker! Noice!
ultravioletregulator
My sons (while in utero)did this to me as well. sharing a bed as toddlers also resulted in kicks. The 15 year old is 6'/220lbs.been a 1/2
ultravioletregulator
Long time since then. Is it weird to say I miss a little human taking up most of a king size bed?
solarsparkles
How old was he when you got him out of your bed. Mine is about to be 14 months and I swear he makes my king bed feel like a twin.
Trixie19310
Put him in his own room? 7 week old is learning his crib already. I'm not about the bed sharing life
virt
I loved that. Woke me up a few times but some of the best nights of sleep I’ve ever had.
JugsMugsLadybugs
My mom said she had to do that so she could get some sleep. If we were kicking my dad we weren't kicking her.
KrazyKatWoman
I use to do the same thing. My daughter should kick my husband's back while in my belly
dinosaursarebadass
When I was preggo, my son would lodge his feet in my hip bones/lower lumbar and just randomly kick like crazy. He's 15 months now and...
dinosaursarebadass
Now he just headbutts me and gives us both bruises galore.
yawp
Fair warning, right!?
YUNoLaugh2
Woow, have you seen a doctor?? I don't think he's supposed to stay inside that long
usernaimunavailable
Sounds like he is just growing into his new body....hers
CanOnlySayYes
SON OF A BITCH HE STOLE MY LINE.gif
lurkinlady
+1
dinosaursarebadass
Hahahaha I didn't think that all the way through, huh?
wtforero
1st time holding my daughter, used her razor sharp nails to slice the inside of my nose. She drew first blood, all bets are off now.
[deleted]
[deleted]
wtforero
If you think about it, it’s biology, need them in case you’re left in the wild. It was an accident. But our nails are claws we cut./1
wtforero
Same material as a tiger claw, or a rhino horn. We just have aesthetics.
maakies
My son shit all over me during skin to skin within the first few minutes he was born. Since it was body temp I didn’t notice til later when
maakies
I pulled him off and he was almost adhered to my skin. That shit is STICKY!
Diomeneus
My daughter around 9 months old two handed slammed a toy on my forehead while I was stretching my back. Drew a little blood
wtforero
The nails are actually razor sharp, my nose was a leaky faucet, went long enough I was going to get stitches.
WagglyGerm
I enjoyed those moments. My son was born 2 weeks ago. Still feels unreal
xo101
Congratulations
nancyin60510
Congratulations! Pregnancy is the coolest. Nearly 25 years later, I can still remember the baby moving. ❤️
cutebytes
I loved it too! So glad I got to experience it.
StarscreamAndHutch
Congrats on the sex!
Snooj
*last time you'll have
WagglyGerm
Well thank you!
Bananaformeow
My son was born 6 weeks ago! I love him with all my heart, and I can honestly say I'll never have another. XD
Ikindawantsoup
That's what I said. Now there is two of them and they love each other so much. We wanted our first to still have family after we are gone.
Bananaformeow
Medical issues, unfortunately. Difficult pregnancy, put to sleep for c-section then woke up feeling all of the pain, internal bleeding after
JeeperZGirl
As an adult this this is terrifying...
2019nCoV
IMHO this is beautiful AF!
TheRealPumpkinQueen
I cant describe the feeling besides "it feels like what it looks like when you see a facehugger whipping around in the eggs"
DeepBeyondBelief
Only need to experience it a few times for it to become normal.
HitItMoreTimesThanIchiro
According to the wife, the exciting part is when the baby figures out where the bottom rib is and starts doing leg presses.
mrsdowneyjr
As a mother of two, I agree
forgetthisnoise
Seeing my nephew's hand clearly through my sister's stomach was what decided me 100%I was never getting pregnant. Fuck. That. No.
LyraTheLycan
Why, you never seen Alien before?
JeeperZGirl
This is exactly what I picture.. just gnawing it's way out
TemetNosce000
I think you need an adultier adult
Trazomthesuineg
SteppingInsideOutOfMyself
It’s scarier once they’re out
EmergencyChocolate
At least while they are in they can’t run around, poop & barf on stuff, wake you up to feed them, or try to choke on anything they can find.
delilahviolet
Can confirm, that’s two in this house with me..somewhere
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
"We've traced the call. It's coming from inside the house!"
wtforero
When it’s happening to you, doesn’t seem that way. There are objective horrors, but it’s not that bad
filthymansock
Right? I had twins and loved watching them move around in my belly.
anicyril
unless the pregnancy is unwanted, then it's straight up body horror
[deleted]
[deleted]
wtforero
I was merely implying the horror is worse from the perspective of someone without intention to have kids
HedbergAndTheAngryInch
You are not the only one. I'm prego now, wanted this baby, 100% do not enjoy being pregnant.
wtforero
There are solutions, we have the technology
c00lbeans69
*unless you live in Alabama
wtforero
We still have it though. Pretty sure it’s federal law that abortions are illegal, state might make it difficult, but still available.
TobyFromHumanResources
It is pretty creepy.
Ikindawantsoup
It feels creepy.
d3serv
Just wait 'til it wants to come out. Then it's terrifying.
surroundedbytwits
gabicraina
If you think this is creepy, wait till you find out about the horrible way that "creature" is put inside the belly of a woman! (/s)
TheMoonDoor
Hahaha spot on!
HodgeNPodge
As a woman on her second pregnancy, I fully agree.
sicktricknasty
My second always kicked up into my ribs and gave me the worst heartburn i’ve ever experienced every night :(
SophiesMum
My second didn’t kick much, she just stretched a lot! She was breech, so she’d push her head up under my lungs, making it hard to breathe!
HodgeNPodge
I had all that with my first, plus GD, plus hypothyroidism, plus a rash, plus raised bp, extreme nausea and vomiting. This one is easy.
skeletonsimpleton
It’s just a small Human in a leather sleeping bag.
jdm2
Assuming it’s not a xenomorph.
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
SassyLady11
Extra points for creepiness.
tegfdd77
Extry creepy all right
idontenglishsorry
extra crispy?
tegfdd77
No...just...extry
augdee
mycrazylife5891
Im a twin mom, it's even creepier to see two rolling around in there
fbutt09
He’s watched the Aliens movie
Haemaelaeinen
Fucking disgusting. We have 2 kids and I almost shat my pants everytime wife's belly moved. I hate "bugs/animals under skin" type things.
noproblllama
Ditto to that bugs under skin- when I was preggers I screamed and slapped at myself a few times before I learned to just look away- ick
ThanksIHateThis
We all saw Aliens. Even when it's not a "parasite" it's unnerving.
Levistras
It's still a parasite
cjmmeathead
The people who truly believe that unironically make me very sad
Levistras
I mean.. only because it's the same species. By all other considerations it is still a parasite. Parasites can be cute though, can't they?
rubber1duckie
Felt the first movements of my kid today, pretty weird alright!
TheRealPumpkinQueen
Congrats! Theyre like butterfly flutters right now!
therapeuticMayhems
My son is 8 mos and the other day I felt a kick and got super scared I was pregnant again. Then I farted and knew I'd be okay just food baby
Bananaformeow
LOL! I hope that doesn't happen to me when my son is that age! I'd have a heart attack!
Feebz
Hey me too!! Mutual weirdness!
Jehremy
My wife is due with our first in a few days! Best of luck to y'all!
thereisgoodintheworld
Congrats! Jealous and happy all at once
toastedbutts
Congratulations!
WiFiLove
CAN I BE A GODPARENT?! OMG PLEASE
FintanRamm
My first is almost 2 already. I miss pregnancy. Time for #2 I think.
Ikindawantsoup
Be prepared for an infant and a three year old. It's crazy difficult. Three year olds are a crazy mutant breed.
FintanRamm
Omg really? My little guy is non stop already. Thanks for the head’s up.
Ikindawantsoup
I frequently tell but husband if we waited until our oldest was three to have baby number two, we wouldn't have had him.
bambiisahoe
Oh you're scaring me. My son just turned 3 on Saturday and I'm 3 months into my 2nd pregnancy
Bananaformeow
Oh, how I miss that feeling! I loved when my son had hiccups. <3
SophiesMum
Me too! My kids are adults now, but I still have dreams of being pregnant & feeling baby kicks. It seems so real! Then I wake up, & find 1/2
SophiesMum
out I was just dreaming, & then I’m sad. ?
jazzmatazz
In the womb?? How? They don't draw breath... Right? Please tell me they don't...
Levistras
They draw ectoplasm.
CapitanAJ
It helps them learn to control their diaphragm https://youtu.be/iW3uyeg_JbY
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