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Some of these are legitimately horrifying.
I have had Muktuk when I was in the Yukon. It's exactly as blubbery as you would expect... melts in your mouth, flavor isn't bad, very interesting.
Me at 2am this morning.
Watcha gonna do, amiright?
In truth, most of the guys I know would take the compliment happily and it would definitely boost their self confidence for the day.
An oldie but a goodie
Just kidding
Or am I?
Love you!
You did it.
I need friends like this in my life.
Before covid ever existed, this was me.
Crazy mf's
Dis is me.
dthbyme3rkat
Ive had balut.. it was delicious if you could get over the baby bird head there
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
#2 fruit bat soup. Someone tells me this is a bad idea
Shmeadicus
#12 Who said anything about happy?
GrouchyMarx
This. It's not like I can afford drugs. I just suffer sober.
EroticZombiePants
#1 And of course this is men's clothing and not women's clothing.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I wanna know what that cube thing in the bottom right is though. Backpack?
CatchBadCrow
#1 When the comic work dried up, Rob Liefeld moved into tailoring.
micuu
LIEFELD!
MeestowKitty
#1 When every armor piece in Fallout 4 has the Pocketed upgrade.
EvilCatCreations
I was thinking that too hahaha ?
Rignak
I've been hit on by 2 gay guys in my life. I said "Thank you very much im flattered". It did boost my confidence.
Neednoggle
#10 Due to the square-cube law, most small creatures have a non lethal terminal velocity.
QueefMalone
Virgin Boy Eggs? Fuck the what?
Darkwell
That's pretty bad, but to be fair there's an *even worse* pair of eggs you could be taking from the boys...
Irishda
Century egg is just a hardboiled egg buried in salt for awhile. It tastes like a salty hardboiled egg. Nothing all that extreme about it
NimbleStampcrab
The pungent smell of ammonia likely turns people away as much as eating fried duck penises or whatever turns others away. To each their own.
reallynotmikepence
Every recipe I've ever seen for it involves quicklime or some other very basic material.
DarkwingDuc
I've had it in congee and didn't notice anything pungent or off-putting about it.
ThePaintedWorld
#12 nope
PutItInNeutral
#1 I must have that Rubik's backpack.
forgetthisnoise
#2 Hubs has eaten at least half of everything on that list. Also they should have deep fried chicken entrails on that list ?
rootyboots
Vegemite on toast is delicious. I will die on that hill.
schwiftyPop
#9 lol I did
ImFeelingRatherThorny
I'm not entirely sure Vegemite on toast belongs on that list of monstrosities (#2). I eat that / Marmite on toast on a regular basis
keyblader1985
I didn't really enjoy it when this one gay guy I knew would hit on me. But he just kept saying he really liked my ass.
DigiT00l
#12 i am not, I just fear it will affect me badly
mn634
This. Also I've never been offered because I've never really been involved in any group that did it.
MichaeIScott
It was my way of unwinding from my normal 14hr+ work day. Better than ambien or alcohol.
Gaidenninjacat
Eh, It isn't all its cracked up to be. The memory issues from long term use arn't worth it. I wouldn't do it if I had a second go.
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
It makes my back hurt and sends me into an endless spiral of anxiety. I don't understand why people like it so much.
NimbleStampcrab
Well most people have the opposite effect, so that's why they like it. They get relaxed, easily amused, feel happy and food tastes better.
AManWoman
I disassociate and say incredibly mean things to my friends, so no I don't smoke weed
MichaeIScott
It’s one of those things where if you’re afraid of freaking out, you’ll freak out. But it’s great you do a modest amount and are relaxed.
DigiT00l
Yeah, I am a very anxious person, and I call bs on people who say it would help with anxiety, as I heard it can really fuck you up if you
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
I also don't understand how it helps people with pain when it increases sensation.
DigiT00l
Have a bad mindset going in or anything like that
MichaeIScott
It helped with my anxiety, *usually*. I was a daily user for 10 years and there were times it definitely amplified my anxiety.
FrankTheThunderbird
ineedair
LOL!
Curiositykissedthecat
You guys are fucking?
tismaggle
SavagePatchKids
Sounds good to me
sarahmontour
Lmao what a power move ?
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
Good. Establish dominance.
LetumComplexo
Pee on them?
Boudreaux504
I totally heard that in the voice of John Oliver.
PooPculture
I enjoy raw blood pudding everytime I go down on the missus during her moon sickness. #eat_what_you_want
Stonemarter
#1, where are my keyes?
Whoutch
#3 I’m currently waiting on an order in DQ right now... Didn’t have to come for me like that...
MadHakon
I have no desire to eat a dog, but the hypocrisy is astounding when people think eating one is somehow more cruel then another animal
Nood1e
A dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
MrShieldy
People are idiots. "But muh bacon" is somwhow more important than the life of millions of tortured animals killed barbarically day by day.
MrShieldy
And then they cry over some dude leaving puppies on the side of a road or teenagers breaking swan eggs. Hypocracy everywhere.
flamingflamingo
Pretty much. It's okay to not want to eat a dog, but at least embrace the reality that which animals we eat or don't eat is arbitrary.
FierceAndAdorable
It’s all cultural norms
mellymelie
It's in the way they are killed. It's heartbreaking. Every aspect of consumption is barbaric
GrouchyMarx
You assume every dog that gets eaten gets inhumanely treated? Not the case. Also, a lot of animals in western food production suffer greatly
GrouchyMarx
Point is, you can't say that eating a dog is inherently crueler than eating something like a cow or a pig. Either both are cruel, or neither
SkamanSam
This is actually on my list to try. Where I was raised, the neighbors' cows were pets...right up until the were dinner.
BigFatJuicyMonkies
That's what I thought but I wasn't going to say it.
AttackoftheRobotMonkeys
They torture them to bring out the flavour
rando84
It is extremely costly to raise dogs from birth to slaughter, so it’s closely tied with stealing pets in the countries it’s popular in (1
FierceAndAdorable
Nah, you just feed them table scraps
rando84
(vigilante justice to punish or kill dognappers is common in rural areas) and with collecting strays (more of a food safety issue). Beyond(2
rando84
the social problems, I see it as problematic for the unique bond humans have with dogs—dogs & humans entered into a symbiotic partnership (3
rando84
that benefited humans. In return, dogs became deeply attuned to human emotions and overly trusting and friendly toward us. Capturing & (4
rando84
killing them is to me an abuse of that trust & violates an ancient contract in a way that’s different from other animals. (5
FierceAndAdorable
What do you call a dog wagging its tail on Rosebud? ........A happy meal
MoskauHOHOHO
you call bosintang animal cruelty when pigs can be smarter than dogs. cows are pretty intelligent too
MoskauHOHOHO
animal cruelty isnt so much what animal youre eating, but the method that was used when it was raised and prepared for sale
asm80dfa8sdfj
The real answer to life is that all animals taste delicious - except bears, bear meat is foul
MoskauHOHOHO
here in japan some old rural people eat that too
NimbleStampcrab
You don't eat bear meat for the taste! You eat it out of spite.
YourIceCreamMan
#2 ...
radioflower
Poorly translated Chinese menus are hilarious. I once went to a little restaurant that served “first floor marijuana fish”
radioflower
It was supposed to mean “top notch spicy big fish” but translation apps got the better of them
Ddongchim
Wrong, they would die of thirst before succumbing to starvation
Baruder0
Wrong, it would die of lack of oxygen and never actually come down because it’d be in outer space
mn634
It probably would come down. It would still be in Earths gravity well and likely wouldn't be falling at the right angle or velocity to orbit
EvilCatCreations
It would, but that's not the point. The point being made is that they would be falling for that amount of time so it's not technically wrong
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EvilCatCreations
? Exactly!
Redandpurpleunicorns
But we also survive terminal velocity, it's the landing issue. Also what kind of squirrel?
shmoogeeoogee
Do they like starve really fast? I feel like it wouldn't take days to fall that far
RecoveringIntrovert
It would take a squirrel about 2 days to fall from that height. Terminal velocity would be less than 120mph for its weight to size ratio.
pazooPositivityPlayer
Men's outfits with their freaking pockets
shmoogeeoogee
Like how tf is that an $8,000 outfit? I can do that inside $100 easy. If it's worth all that tho, maybe I'm about to start a fashion line
asm80dfa8sdfj
There are more pockets in that picture than on every lady clothing item in a mall
lehenry
#2 dog meat is a cultural thing, not animal cruelty. I still wouldn't eat it if I have a choice, while I'd have less hesitations about bugs.
WowSoSparkly
Yeah it's only torture if I personally find the animal cute.
CassandraCat
I've seen dog meat markets when I lived in China, and just general markets. They definitely have a different definition of animal cruelty :(
Simonator
My problem with dog meat is that it's not very tasty. Herbivores are much better eating.
SarcasticComment
I've had it in Korea. My boss asked if I'd thought about it, I said yes, then immediately pulled over the car after a day of hiking temples
ZoidbergIsGreat
True. And even though I eat chicken I'd be tempted to take the bat to somebody who was beating any animal to death. Fuck that shit...
FierceAndAdorable
Yeah, that is just so out of it. Made me think the true benefit to Kosher, and Halal is they have to kill the animal in the most humane way.
MrShieldy
Uh... I think you need to look into how ypur chicken is killed. Beating them to death is probably not any better than what we do to them.
FierceAndAdorable
It was on the poster as one of the foods/meals
landcfan
Yes, but sadly in some places where they eat it, many of the dogs are mistreated or stolen. And some believe the meat tastes better if the
landcfan
Dog is tortured, so they hang then by the legs and torture them.
SarcasticComment
Really not the case for a majority of the dogs eaten in South Korea.
landcfan
This one focuses on China https://patch.com/california/southpasadena/la-leaders-condemn-festivals-where-dogs-are-tortured-killed-millions
SarcasticComment
Which isn't Korea. In general, China practices a lower standard of animal welfare.
rando84
The dog meat industry is on the ropes in Korea. Young people have abandoned it & it’s less a question of it will be banned than when—until(1
rando84
then, they’re fighting a losing PR battle to not get shut down. (2
landcfan
Not from what I've seen. What are you citing? https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/2930025002
SarcasticComment
Experience, research, and conversations during a duration of time in which I lived in South Korea.
SarcasticComment
Lastly. This article doesn't provide concrete evidence of mistreatment beyond hearsay. It was lazily written with a low threshold on proof.
SarcasticComment
You're going to run into an expected wall. Western media sensationalism over the worst actors, painting the entire industry as negative.
Akaszkronos
#2 hahaha someone hates vegemite enough to put it on this list
bastardaxe
As an Australian let me just say, you cunts are fucked for putting vege on toast next to that horrific shit.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
I was gonna say Vegetated > little boy piss eggs
AtLeastImWearingUnderwear
They've got a point - everyone knows Marmite > Vegemite
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
vanadamme
I will cut you.
VagrantKoba
https://youtu.be/NusPm5lwF9o
HugbotMKII
Fuck off cunt
MalukuSeito
I had surstromming and vegemite and I would eat vegemite if it wasn't so expensive to import to be honest.
Redandpurpleunicorns
Have tried searching for Marmite? Same thing but sold in UK, Vegemite is more Australian though you get it in UK too. It's exactly the same
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
This just answered the question i came to ask. Thanks.
RoscoePSoultrain
"Exactly the same" Them's fightin' words down here
Redandpurpleunicorns
I just learnt that UK Vegemite and Australian vegemite apparently tastes different. Now I need to try AUS Vegemite!
moonweasel
UK marmite is nasty, Aus/NZ marmite/vegemite is where it's at, although my leaning is marmite, I will still be happy with vegemite
Redandpurpleunicorns
I've only tried Vegemite from the UK which is exactly the same. From the comments apparently it's different! Now I need to try it.
cbmech7
Had the displeasure to taste both. Marmite all the way if I had to choose. To be fair I tried marmite in London so it had the home advantage
cbmech7
I tend to be more adventurous eater when I travel. I tried Vegemite in the U.S. my wife brought some home.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
#13 I don't give a shit about your socks, you don't put your fucking shoes on the goddamn table... Were you raised in a fucking barnyard?
wellitseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime
Ummmm it's a drawing....
HulaJesus
Nah man even we know better you don't shit where you eat.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Animals are that smart, a significant number of humans... not so much.
TheBadDad
Really? I had a beagle that ate his own shit.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
You don’t have a fucking boot pedestal in your shoe closet? What a fucking dork.
GrouchyMarx
I guess it's from that country where everyone just wears shoes indoors despite for some inexplicable reason also having carpeted floors.
pmmeyourgold
LOL America is the worst amirite hahaha nobody has any health insurance and they all go bankrupt dae capitalism sucks move to New Zealand
Spelingerror
We have dogs so it's going to have outside on it anyway
NotMyDad
Hanging light, low table… it’s a show organizer in a closet. Maybe take a breath before your blood pressure sky rockets.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Nothing's wrong with my BP, because I don't keep shit bottled like some of you plonkers. Also, fuck you.
Woestkonijn
You seem fun. Plonkers is now my new fav word.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
I'm really not, but thanks for saying so.
PectorialMuscles
Is anyone gonna tell him?
PectorialMuscles
NO, I WANT TO BE A FOUNTAIN
RoseNoire66613
And becomes never to be seen until it crashes somewhere on Earth at some point.
EvilCatCreations
Considering how low it is I assume it's meant to be a stool or something
reallynotmikepence
The proportions are all screwed up. Like who has a lightbulb hanging literally at face height.
Joumani2
Me unfortunately. And its right next to my bed so when I turn off the light and go sleep I first smash my head on it every night.
GrimnLock
Williamsburg Brooklyn
ifsck
I'm a westerner who doesn't get this reference.
GrimnLock
Its a trope for any hipstery decor, Williamsburg is a haven for hipsters