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Wrap your Christmas tree properly for throwing away. Leave on the street. Impress the neighbors. Get to know your local police department.
Seen on FB. probably a grand-repost. Still regret nothing.
MorbidHistory
Santa?
GreedyJungle
As a garbageman I'm always afraid sometimes I'm throwing away a body when people do stuff like this.
JencenDragoo
"Uncle Nik-Nak's summer wardrobe, Uncle Nik-Nak's winter wardrobe......... Uncle Nik-Nak!"
catweasels
We feed ours to goats. They go crazy for it
NotHarrison
Last year I wrapped my brother's Christmas gift like this and sent a picture to a number I *thought* was my cousin's...he never texted back
hifive2wifei
Love that toy car that is pretending to be a banana for scale (badly)... b/c shooter wasn't paying attention. #WeepingMatchbox #NotMyBanana
kpx0
I'm pretty sure you shouldn't wrap a tree in plastic when throwing it away.
kbid
Looks about right
NaturalbornChemist
"Fine ill put my "yard trimmings" in the car compactor"
KeepYourDickInAVice
Anything is a dildo if your brave enough.
TheBlackVan
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what if we are actually up voting a murdered person?!
ThePerfectCommentDoesntexi
I have no qualms with that
tarataqa
HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE DEAD AND UPVOTE. sheesh!
stoicfibre
Im kinda hoping we are, that would be a suprise now wouldnt it
TheTieMachine
no
OGsatan
yes
userabc
No officer, those are my 6 Christmas trees.
TheBlackVan
thefinaldegree
Username checks out
dicksack11
Is this a they actually do
WasabiLord
Actually this they
TojS
TacoPrime
No what you do is let the tree dry out then have a bonfire it is amazing seeing how fast it lights up and the heat given off
drunxx
One sec, gonna do it now! Just need to move to the center of the living room... Will post the gif!
Mihakuu
My town puts them in the lake to make fish homes
Skanah
You gotta collect all your neighbors trees too
userabc
I did that once with a tree that dried for 2 years, I had never seen so many drunk people run so fast.
TacoPrime
Did it not drunk and we ran be funnier with a bunch of drunk people
ConsonantlyDrunk
Can confirm. Grew up in the sticks. Went to many bonfires as a teenager. Burned lots of thing we probably shouldn't have.
TacoPrime
like propane tanks?
ConsonantlyDrunk
didn't do propane tanks but we did do used motor oil once