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Mar 3, 2017 5:47 PM
mibakr
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SammyFletcher
It'd be pretty shitty to only let an Indian eat with their left hand
Inxochitlinatl
Why is the Peruvian speaking Mexican Spanish??
huffdogg
*ruse*
Baconkittyneedsmoremayo
Argentinian: And this is the beautiful Falkland Islands
Dreadric
Plutonians: remind them that Pluto is not a planet
SomeRandomArsehole
You've already pissed off us New Zealanders by ignoring us. You've even left out big brother Australia!
ErrantShepherd
I kept expecting to find something offensive at the bottom! I did not... This offends me. :o
dagdegan
Israelis: "so you guys ride camels and shit there?"
MissSiesta
Insist they're from Palestine
SurroundedByAPileOfCats
Two words: imperial measurements.
SparkyDoggg
Britains: Put the milk in before the water
SparkyDoggg
Britons
daggypants
Australians/Irish; spill their beer
PizzaSlutForever
Scottish - assume they are English
Klorithor
Australians: Don't offer them sauce with their sausage roll.
NaughtyRott
The America one is pretty accurate.
1010001010101
tell us all about how it's not soccer, it's "real football"
jorgenah
It's actually impossible to break spaghetti in two
AvatarTommyBee
Öh .. why? I'm an Italian worst nightmare .. regarding Spaghtti.
jorgenah
I don't know why, but spaghetti will always brake into at least three pieces. Just try it, you will get a small piece in addition to the two
sarahlyzzibeth
I always break the spaghetti. Fits in the pot and is easier to eat. I have no Italians chained to my wall so I think it's ultimately ok
Mischi3fManaged
raulote
Spanish : This sunflower ???? oil is just as good as any extra virgin olive oil
MissSiesta
Serve them parma ham and insist it's the best ham in the world
Beriaru
Call him "Torero" and shout OLE! A lot of possibilities to piss him.
Dwanzil
New Zealand: assume they're from Australia
hoiwilmer
Frisians:call their country holland
Scientificevidence
Amsterdammers: look at them.
Tumbleractivist
But like as a whole it's just better to say Netherlands it's kind of silly a lot of people think Holland is a country.
ThatUsernameHasAlreadyBeenChosenAndAsNoLongerAvailable
Brabaaaaaaant
AnaheimAnarchist
I wonder where stereotypes come from?
bigbowliofravioli
A guy named Julio that lives in a small shack in Guatemala writes them. He's nice and all but fair warning, the dudes a bit racist.
WallpaperProblems
I have to meet Julio!
silenthamburger
No no. For Americans it should be: feed them the average lunch a middle-schooler is given in the US.
GadenKerensky
Australians: Ask if they're from New Zealand. But then despair because that chain ain't gonna do shit.
yamatto
To be fair the australians are generally there because their ancestors were chained up, not them.
GadenKerensky
Well, they couldn't contain them in England so they had to put them somewhere else.
littlemorte
If you need to add hot sauce to food then they did not give you Mexican food:..
apercent
I think they were intentionally weak jokes just to build up to the last one
leyvatronic
If you dont add more hot sauce to your food with hot sauce alredy in it... you aren't mexican
littlemorte
Good luck with my mothers chilaquiles sir
WindUpMerchant
England: Put the milk in first
MissSiesta
Milk, THEN sugar, then water, then tea. Mohahahaha
WindUpMerchant
Heathen!
DrAnusMcFinger
You monster
TheEvenPrez
What if you accidentally pour in too much milk?
brknsoul
That bothers me. For instant coffee, hot water will immediately dissolve the coffee and sugar, milk won't.
jepplax
in uk this issue is never about coffee
brknsoul
Even with tea.. hot water starts the infusion process and dissolves the sugar much faster than cold milk would.
jepplax
ha! i dont put the milk in first (if at all) but i have a million things i want to say that just proves the British stereotype on this topic
EClaire1073
But every English person I know puts milk in first... Are they wrong at being wrong??
WindUpMerchant
Anyone i know who makes a brew milk first is banned from making future brews and designated to washing up XD
UpvoteFairyCakes
It is the subject of heated debate in our country and it has destroyed families. But the majority put milk in last. Which is correct.
Whythehellwouldijointhissite
I'm more concerned by the fact all these people are chained to the wall.
Standme105
*prople
FortressCraft
I vaguely assumed it was a blood pressure cuff.
bluefish56
More than vague I think that's a pretty strange assumption
FortressCraft
To measure how annoyed they were!
bluefish56
I assumed you worked on healthcare
FortressCraft
Video games programmer. Tho we did have a blood pressure cuff in the office to measure stress.
amkoc
how does one assume something vaguely
firedoc
To be fair the German is chained to himself....
Trecares
Sounds perfectly normal if quite mild based on the German porn I've seen.
firedoc
exactly
Zokathra
Finland: Sit next to me in a buss where all window seats have not been taken. Start small talk.
Phustercluck
Say something nice about the winter weather.
nigelandco
Greet me with kisses on the cheek and ask me to sing in public while sober.
MEMRITV
*stabbed*
DadDoom
How's winter treating you fellow bus dweller.
JustSomeHoneybadger
Applies to most Scandinavians.
Burritoheart
Wait, there are people this doesn't apply to?
ff36
Applies to most of the world...
VoidIncarnate
Yeah, Scandis are weird. You guys are the most talkative people when drunk, but pathologically asocial when sober.
MissSiesta
That's NORMAL, not weird. Only crazies talk sober
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Scandis are just not used to being sober for a prolonged amount of time
GarsduNord
As a canadian, if I'm talking about hockey, don't ask "Which hockey, field or ice?"
heisman86
Or bump into them and say sorry first.
TheSexInstructor
But which type are you taking about? Field or ice??
DavidBrooker
I'm a Canadian. I often say "I didn't know men played field hockey" to people. They hate it. We laugh and drink more.
VoidIncarnate
In Australia, I've only ever seen women playing field hockey. I guess men might play it too, I dunno.
OPS3C
Do you apologize after?
Ewanator
Our (british) reply is that you guys only play ice hockey because it was too expensive to defrost your pitches every day.
soggywaffle1234
You could also piss off a French person by telling them Italian wine is superior
PsuedoShoop
It's true, though.
paralleluniversepam
Seems fair. Italian wine is vastly inferior
StandardDeviant
Or by speaking French, but with a really American accent, like you're reading it out of a book
theholyinquisition
What if I said californian wine was better?
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Say Spanish wine, and some vitners might kill you
nuclearpotatoDK
Why not American wine?
Tymich92
My family is from Italy so I have an obligation to agree.
soggywaffle1234
Well ofcourse! It would be treason otherwise lol
nickwave
Of course, you should never remind someone their inferiority
soggywaffle1234
It makes me happy seeing so many people passionate about wine
fireeternal
Im not French and this angers me.
MySpiffyUsername
The plan is to piss them off, not drive them to murder you.
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
"Yesterday a man was beaten to death with a white flag"
DranksAndDragons
California wine has been beating French wine pretty consistently.
thelostg
That's good to hear
dorraiofour
The us legislation forbid the fact to use more than once the barrels. From this point you loose maturation, experience and savors.
Chikanboo
USA USA USA
BambinoBambino
Doesn't matter, we manage to sell it abroad for more. (French living in the US here)
Ifavouriteanimalgifs
And vice versa
JackMolotov
But then you'd have a war in which the Italians would change sides and the French would surrender
Pence128
Then France/Italy would win by default, celebrate with baguettes and spaghetti and then start another war over what wine to pair it with.
SilverWingsofMorning
preach about the equality of Napa Valley
Darkspire
Just tell them you're an American. Works every time.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Well that's just a fact. *semolina loaf-drops*
AdmiralTrippy
They are tho
dorraiofour
As a French wine optimist this will offence me but I have to say Italian make pretty good wine also.
AliBarber
New Zealand is the best though.
laroline
Kono is my mom's favorite wine. I prefer red, but I like it well enough
nerdyvet
I, too, enjoy Kiwi and Aussie wines, so I will +1 you
VoidIncarnate
Ew. Only if you like it cloyingly sweet and no body.
AliBarber
Oh I didn't know you changed your username, pretentiouscunt
ChrisTallant
I accidentally pissed off a French dude by asking if he was from Quebec. To be honest, the only French folks I know are from Quebec.
KSVagrant
Those canadian fucks can't even speak French right
Ihavemytowel
We can forgive them anything since they invented poutine.
ChrisTallant
Snapchat, or Snapchien? And as someone who only knows DeVos French (shitty public school) I wouldn't know the difference.
giorgiolx
italiano wine IS SUPERIOR! !!!! (i'm italian)
honeyissweet
I'm British and I agree with you. :P
raulote
let's be real, it's the Spanish one
giorgiolx
let's be serious ... we are talking about wine....not fermented grape juice
raulote
I know it's bait, but maybe thats why the french buy it from Spain and rebrand it, oh wait, it's like the same you do with our olive oil.
giorgiolx
ahahahaahha True about 99% commercial olive oil...But I Buy olny from farmers
kanibal101
Just talk french in France and they will be piss off. I'm from another french country and I was always talk to in German when I spoke french
kanibal101
Me : Bonjour! Them : Guten Tag..
Skittleballs
Quebec? Belgium? Réunion? Or somewhere in Africa?
kanibal101
Quebec
Skittleballs
You sound a lot like people from the Mediterranean coast of France. Or like Americans speaking French. Not German at all.
CouldHaveBeenHitler
Vietnam.
iliketurtlez
French Canadians sound like they're speaking German to me.
juoji
that's because french canadians speak in old french/vieux françois
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kanibal101
Yes
fryro
Okay well at least in Lille everyone was very appreciative of the fact that I was trying to speak their language
kanibal101
But I'm french, I was not trying, I'm just from another french country..
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I speak just enough french to get by, no one seemed bothered by it. Actually they seemed pleased that I put in the effort.
fryro
That was my experience as well!
Belckan
Talk french in France: Pissed of french people. Talk any other language in France: Pissed off french people.
Mkonemo
I can relate to this
ViciousOtter
I'm french and I don't get what he is trying to say, if someone struggle to speak french i'll just ask if they want to switch to english.
kanibal101
Ya, I wasn'T struggling. It's my first language, we just speak it differently.
ViciousOtter
I have less difficulties to understand a Quebecer than someone with a strong south/north french accent, are you Swiss ?