Eye contact champion

Jan 30, 2018 8:07 PM

he was just being very careful not to look down.

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Even when she looks away!

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Old mate has great peripheral vision

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He’s not looking at her eyes. He’s a pro.

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She’s got great tits. This bitch knows what she’s doing

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what eyes?

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He already checked her boobies out before she started talking to him... like from other side of room away from cameras..

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This guy fucks

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I had to watch it about 4 times before I could even verify he didn't look

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“Unhand me, vile wench! Queen of Thirst! Your mammaries have no effect on me.” -Phew. Thank god I’m an ass man.-

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Boob tape?

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No she lets them hang out in most every video.

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...didn't notice any eyes...

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Sir Galahad ...

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you can see a nipple ffs

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Pretty sure I caught a glimpse of nip

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Is that even clothing ?

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Only technically

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Imgur mods let it be, we can safely say she is clothed..

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welcome to miami

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Bienvenidos a Miami

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As a female this makes me want to talk to him longer.

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he's way taller. he can see.

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Gees that’s an unfair thing to do to men in public

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Why don't you shut your cake hole.

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Or you could try Why don’t you shut your cock holster

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Serious question, when girls wear stuff like that so they really not want us to look? I feel like that's female "peacocking" am I right??

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Okay, that’s just cute

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So can we all agree that when women wear these shirts they want us to look at their titties? Like can a female please just admit that?

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I want to see more

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Jenny scordamalia or close. There is lots but not xxx.. Just nude tv shows

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So has that "tv show" some content besides a naked woman or what?

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She's a nudist. Pretty much goes as naked as possible all the time

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Naked yoga. Naked clubbing. Naked interviews.

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Just gay...

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Gay men love boobs

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Nah. I’m a straight female and I still wouldn’t be able to look away

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gay guys notice nice tits too.

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Bitch nobody's that gay

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Username causin’ me a confusion, that explanation was quite succinct

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Apologies for the conflict of username and comment but it is difficult to deliver an amusing one-liner in an over complicated fasion, I hope

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This explanation will suffice. Otherwise enjoy this gif.

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I’m so glad you can zoom in on gifs

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Not on mobile.

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I just did.

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Tell me your secrets.

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Tap once and it will show you only the gif. Once it starts playing place index and thumb on screen and pull them further apart. (on iPhone)

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Ah, yes, doesn't work on my ancient galaxy s4. But thanks!

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Used to fap so hard to her show. Still do... but I also used to.

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Mitch Hedberg

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If you like that you'd probably love Eurotrash

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Same

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Man she's got a rocking body.

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How dare you steal Mitch's joke.

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Mitch Hedberg ftw

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I use to do drugs. I still do, but I use to too. RIP Mitch

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If youre gonna do a mitch joke get the grammar right.

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THAT TREE IS FAR AWAY

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You're* going to* joke,* Mitch*

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Thanks.

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Apostrophes and capitalisation are just uneeded hassle. I'll yield the comma.

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Also "gonna" is an informal contraction. It is correctly used in my sentence.

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What show was this? (Research purposes)

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Research powers activate

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Ok. I’m back...

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With a . . Here and a . . There

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Name is Jenny Scordamaglia and she hates clothes

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Doot doot.

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And now I've seen her vagina. What a time to be alive.

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DOOT

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I too hate her clothes

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Jenny forgot shirt

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Thanks

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Good god

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Hating clothes is a check in the ol' "pro" column amirite?

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Checked it out. BIG OL HARD... I MEAN CHECK IN THE PRO COLUMN! 5/7 would recommend.

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No shame

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Interesting

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Is that her real name? In Italian scorda maglia means forget shirt, lol.

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probably not

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She forgets underwear too. God bless her.

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Even better, then

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this is the part where you’re flooded with reply notifications of dots

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Aunt dotty

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. (sharing the love)

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Dort

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You had me at nude yoga.

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Da wae my bruddas

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My queen! We have found da queen. She will show us de wæ!

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Naked kitchen seems like it would violate health code. I'd look, vut never eat

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Fuck Google AMP

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What is it and what's the point? I used to see it a lot, but now I don't.

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lol what the crap is it

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It's a service Google operates that proxies websites and "optimizes" them for faster and smaller downloads on mobile.

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1/2 Another BS they recommend developers to implement. As you can see, the website URL is appended to google . com domain which if you are

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