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Damn White Chicks
* Starbucks wants everyone to know that the pumpkin spice they use comes from ethically sourced suppliers with QA/QC programs in place and adhered to stringently.
AllDune
PetCamperProject
This is not how you manage your minecraft crops
ZeroZeta
Tonanamous
Are you a pumpkin or a pumpkin't?
Enigmaticshadow
Hide your OAP's as old spice is coming to collect!
ninetenduh
It's a joke to us, but there are people taking this serious. They took a joke so far there are now entire societies build around that joke.
wheeledPhoto
Kinda like Trump
grandpasonlylivingheir
Filthy Pumpkins, what are they done for me lately?
Wackowask
Call PETP. People for the Ethical Treatment of Pumpkins?????
thepromisedLAN
End the Herbicide!
Classyfied
Giggl’d
ElvisStarburst
Someone will believe it and say "OHMYGOD YAAAS save the poor pumpkins!" then screech at the Starbucks employee if they're ethically sourced
OldGoatGuy
OMG...I could actually see that happening....funny as hell .. spread the word
ROHBAUCOP
I CAN’T EVEN!
taciturnpachyderm
How much can could a white girl can, if a white girl couldn't can't even?
tonybrio3000
But can, odd.
mellasay
Gasp! What a tragedy
Somerandomoldguy
Oh my gourd
PunishMentor
Why do they even grow these?
JBib
Ermagourd, permpkern sperce!
Chipbow
We need to find the stem of this problem
SomethingCOOOOOOOL
Haha I had to come back to upvote this comment!!! Take your +1 you gourdeous bastard!!!
RedOnTheHeadFireInTheBed
Glen! How are ya now?
ImCanadianSorry
Bunnicula strikes again!
Corona688
man, that takes me back.
wheeledPhoto
What's next, frappuccino smuggling? Where does the madness stop?
Avrune
Not at smuggling avocados, that's for sure.
Treblaine
November 1st
wheeledPhoto
You mean the end of daylight savings time? That is madness.
Snooj
This is funny but pumpkin spice is spice *for* pumpkin pie. It does not include pumpkins.
Treblaine
Apparently they had to add trace amounts of pumpkin seeds because people expect it to contain some pumpkin.
Mithi
You must be fun in pantries.
WellDuh13
I just spit out my permanent mocha
wheeledPhoto
Double points for pun
Corona688
woosh
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Corona688
that'sthejoke.gif
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Mairoa
That's why my pumpkin pie beer is amazing- I caramelize sugar pumpkins in the oven for the mash
pizzapartyhard
Fun fact: allspice isn’t actually all the spices.
AmbroseGudmaker
It's pimento isn't it?
pizzapartyhard
When i googled it just to make sure it wasn’t actually all the spices that’s what it said.
AmbroseGudmaker
FunFact: it's actually 5 spices generally, but can be as few as 3. It's similar to what commonwealth countries call mixed spice.
DefecatingInMyBarracks
"THE SPICE MUST FLOW!"
DuckFan87
"He who controls the spice, controls the universe!"
optionone
https://youtu.be/gPdAU5VRMuA?t=158
Treblaine
"The spice only exists on one planet in the entire universe... SPICEWORLD!"
AllDune
leperoutcastunclean
Ya hya chouhada Muad'dib!
pallakonto
Came for comment---was not disappoint.
tonsofturtles
Bless the Maker and his passing.
AllDune
Mithi
Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
OurLordLucifer
The Gomjabar!!
AllDune
JokePlayer
TheRealArclight
top comment here you gooooo...
myusernameisbrunhilda
Enigmaticshadow
Father!, the sleeper has awakened!!
AllDune
yobichosei
the spice, exists only on one planet...
Necronox
...A desolate, dry planet with vast deserts...
AllDune