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So I asked for my pet food order to be delivered by a man in a penguin suit...
Aug 15, 2014 12:04 PM
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MineTimelapser
I always take screenshots before ordering anything, just in case a penguin shows up.
AMIGARA
That man in the penguin suit has lovely nails.
Sirabell
That's a woman. Her nails are painted. At least half of this story isn't true. :P
DontWannaUseRealHandle
haha yeah this is worth getting paid minimum wage(if it's real... i just want to complain)
Bookerbaby11
Asked Dominos to send cute delivery guy 6ft2 manager with big muscles showed up
PikaCheck
I see what's going on here: http://media1.giphy.com/media/Wz7gk4e2Pxcmk/giphy.gif
Awesomo123
Thanks for ruining imgur with your marketing bullsh**
wam3483
Gunther! Gunther! Who's Daddy's boy? Gunther!
SunShineCID
It's a woman tho! Nailpolish!
trapazoid
bullshit
uskglass
Stop trying to make Fetch happen, it's not going to happen!
ilostmylegos
i call bullshit
Rosey02
That nail polish is really masculine
Coolasslife
you better have tipped this guy OP
LookOfHorror
Seriously, a lot. None of this "oh haha, can I take your picture, thanks, bye!"
histak
you better tipped.
ImtheladythatyellsChanceTimeinMarioParty
good advertising, fetch
GallowayLikeTheCow
*I bought a penguin suit today and need an excuse to wear it
Jzot
You meant that buying one is not excuse enough?
excepttheoneswhoaredead
do you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?
Fluffypaleness
You cant put it on the internet if it isn't true. Oh look! Here comes my date. I met him on the internet.. He's a french model ;)
Tikay
Sorry to say, but I'm actually half french, half dutch.
Fluffypaleness
...........But you're still a model right?
Tikay
...riiight :)
mediaman73
...you mean, I work for an online pet delivery website, and they wanted an image to go viral...
eroso
They did this to improve business right? Let's all order some catfood and make the same request.
UsePNGnotJPEG
Does imgur have any rules about companies trying to use imgur to advertise?
eroso
Good Q! On imgur I'd say that users decide content. But I've heard that on similiar sites advertisements can be bought to go to "virals".
dontevenknowwhy
um the nail polish might mean its a woman... might
PartyNakedd
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most. Nice try OP!
Studoku
You tip him right now.
thegr8rambino
imagine if you could order weed online and have it delivered to your house, just like pizza!
dizzyangeles
I wish I could give you more points
Splitstream
now im no detective. but this isnt true.
wardenda
Faking a post for marketing reasons? That is so not fetch.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Stop trying to make fetch a thing
CitizenDickbag
Yeah, sure.
filmshortage
I asked for a man no a woman!!!
SoapEater
m'lady
barlcarks
for "someone in a penguin suit". Misleading title.
adamthemeche
Is the company doing viral marketing or is OP lying for internet points?
IjustknowIllregretthis
What they are not doing is same day delivery, where as the date in the picture would have us beleive otherwise.
XinoFox
Nah, it just says it will be delivered the 15th, not ordered on the 15th
Ionlyregisteredtotalkshit
Both.
AvidLebon
A delivery person would be wearing shoes. This is total BS.
HighrockTendales
Also nice nail polish for a delivery person.
UncleMontie
We got trolled by Fetch. Slow clap.
screwusernamesimapotato
Yes.
softservant
one implies the other.
TheDogInThePicture
Those are man hands but female fingers..... Lana? Is that you?
fullyerecthandpenis
No, it's not me.
justasomeone
LANA?
messianiccarebear
...danger zone.
IamRonSwansonThatsRonRonBoBonBananaFanaFoFonFeeFiMoMonRon
http://imgur.com/roXzr3V
Jathantaylor
She had man hands
illogical1
WHAT?!?
CoalanSpicypants
http://imgur.com/CxZL2Dm
hystericant
LANAAAAAAAAA
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
Mmmmuuh... mmmmah.... mmmah... i can't hear you!
InboxMeYourOwls
WHAT!?
SpecialAgentFoxMulder
HE REMEMBERS ME!
Joanoerting
Lana?
incognit0burrito
For a second there I was afraid you didn't know who Lana was. You've redeemed yourself, +1.
Joanoerting
LANA!
Joanoerting
LANAAAAAAAAAAA!
ohshitausername
WHAT?!?!
incrediblysexyusername
*heh* Danger zone
dualplains
So, delivered on 8/15 between 12:00 and 1:00 PM; picture was posted 8/15 around 8:00 AM EDT....
blocdebranche
Ohhhh busted!
ilikepenguins
This company is located in the UK time difference between EDT and UK time corroborates for the time.
dualplains
The initial google I did found one in Venice, CA, one in Minneapolis, MI, and one in Portland, ME. But, you're right, this one is UK.
CopperGryphon
Just FYI: Minnesota = MN
dualplains
D'oh! Yes. Yes, it its.
CopperGryphon
Too many states with "M"! I always get Missouri and Mississippi mixed up ^,^
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
Did he walk there without shoes?
NewCreatures
Or homeowner does not allow shoes to be worn inside, but still wanted the photo op.
ManaPotato
It's a woman. Notice the nails.
chetchetHIKE
You're doing gods work sir
theopposite
your godding work do's
Candymostdandy
No silly, it flew.
coppergod
AND he just happened to screenshot his order while doing it?
EsSeaOhTeeTee
Maybe it's an asian household
neteazy
Well penguin's don't wear shoes do they dumbass. +1 for authenticity.
ManTShirtManateeshirt
*waddle
WillYouGoPenguinSleddingWithMe
*waddle
ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
No he slid on his belly
thegriffin88
When was the last time you saw a penguin wearing shoes?
SovietWrench
You Sherlocked the shit out of this. Well done.
zotten
Bynot noticing the nailpolish?
TheHunnyBuzz
And oddly manly hands
zotten
:P
afistfulofchickens
To /r/hailcorporate with you.
thehealingpiss
Do penguins wear shoes?
IjustknowIllregretthis
Also it was ordered and delivered on the same day (today) and they had a suit just lying around just for this possibility?
Theworldisaplace
Your point is better than the top comments point.
sighidontknowwhattoputheresoiguessillputthis
Not exactly ordered on the same day. Usually when you order something, they have a picture of the expected delivery day.
IjustknowIllregretthis
Look at the text box. The cursor gives it away that the order hadn't been placed. It was ready to be placed but hadn't been.
sysop
Maybe the penguin had mud on it's penguin shoes. Also, nailpolish, probably a she.
zotten
it's
sysop
your awfull! there are no reason to really do that's. I will go lay down :(
caffeinatedaspirin
oh my god I'm dying over your username. I went to anontalk once because kimmo is so batshit. Just seeing all the errors with Sysop's name...
definitelynotamoon
I was going to correct you on gender stereotypes but I can't even.
PoppinLochNessHopster
...I'm glad you were joking.
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beeratius
"Just what are you prepared to call unlikely here, Dave?"
sysop
Well I did say 'probably' .. I do realize there are men who wear the stuff, but to do that AND wear a penguin costume.. Slim to none.
Cheesecakecrush
Plus the ring on the middle finger of their right hand.
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sysop
Lol no, I haven't.
RCMPSurveillanceHorse
i think he is a she.
CheeseburgersFromMars
those look like some man hands to me.
Hoenet
that sums up my thailand vacation
HitlersArtCritic
It is, unless its a guy with painted nails.
bigredbadger
ugh, how can you just assume he's a she? she might be a he with a she taco waffle tree. cisgendered scum.
dudeiamtoohightousername
I think RCMPS was judging based on the nail polish, which is an issue of presentation. It's fair to assume they identify as female.
Slammur
And i think she's a changeling...
pad125
Then in that case be extra careful.
DethMetal
I would have lost hope in humanity if this comment wasn't here.
Dumbledurr
Same here!
Mitchz95
Likewise.
Soraptors
cis scum assuming its a socially proscribed 'she' you just set off 48 of my 345 triggers check your privilage
RCMPSurveillanceHorse
i'n sorry is this tumbler?
Soraptors
Bitch it might.
RCMPSurveillanceHorse
go make me a sandwich