Usain Bolt has a 'dancing entourage'

Aug 8, 2016 11:34 PM

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I love that Usain always has a good time. Press conference? Clearly it's time to samba!

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his wife is not happy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm scared of those boobs

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

His eyes are just about to pop out of their tops... I mean their sockets.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a sushi pastie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dem titties

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Teleboobies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know he smashed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for the gif to load.. And realised it wasn't a damn gif

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

face-time with wife; " You see, wife?? I'm not looking, I'm not looking!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usain Bolt is the Kanye West of running. Extremely talented, will let you know it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anything covering or resembling nips are nips. Period.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need to start running.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speaking of bolt. Those boobs probably have a few.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those women look disgusting. You would think he could afford better.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Gotta get that selfie tho

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A reminder that Carnival is not even PG-13.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Insane Boltons

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are also the "Private Room Victory Party Committee".

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

+1 for zoom. The girl in the back has had a c-section.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Wow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

all of them dudes...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Those girls are gonna be disappointed. He is the fastest man on Earth.

9 years ago | Likes 369 Dislikes 1

Up you go

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Wow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does everyone in Brazil look like a cartoon character?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For not being a gif, I shall never forgive you

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I demand an explanation to this gif and the validity of the forward roll home

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's reversed

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Haha I don't feel very smart

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But thank you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are the fakest fake boobies I've ever seen. Photoshopped fake boobes have looked more real.

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It's like they only had one really large implant left so they kinda fashioned it into a twoish boobs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It is in Brazil, one of the plastic surgery capitals of the world.

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Santa Claus isn't real. We still like opening his presents.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

All taste the same to me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In the end does it really matter

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

And?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Aren't they all in Brazil?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

The third dancer might have some real ones.

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 2

Yeah, she thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

The second is a real boob.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I still wanna touch em.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Seriously looks like the surgeon just shoved some cantaloupes in there and called it a day.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

They could also be mid bounce. I think the timing of the shot made them look as such.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 8

You're one of those god damn optimists I keep hearing about aren't ya

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I don't care if they're fake. Mooootoooorbooooat

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Idk, you might get a concussion from those knockers.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Its worth the risk

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

My body image improved by looking at this image. Natural little boobs never felt so good. Good boobs, pat pat. I will never betray you.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Natural man-boobs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! Please please please talk to my GF, shes perfectly sized. But she keeps talking about it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jesus, the body modifications are, like, cartoonish.

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 7

No man, he's always looked like that

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are, cartoonish. The like is redundant, stop using it as a crutch, especially when typing

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 77

I'm communicating, conveying mannerisms and voice in a realistic, natural manner, in order to facilitate better understanding with humans.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Without "like" being present, the comma after "are" has no reason to be there. If you're going to be an ass, at least get it all right.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Then take the comma out as well seeing as it's only there to emphasize your brain having to catch up to your mouth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

The guy ranting about grammar forgot to punctuate his sentence with a period.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Yeah, I do that sometimes, downvote me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That's like, just your opinion, man.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Thanks for your opinion, man.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My grammar is as bad as, like, whatever!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you for showing me how teenagers argue.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You're, like, fun.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I am.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You must be like absolutely no fun at anything.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I might be, I just like to not sound as if I have a speech impediment when I talk.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

No at this point I'm quite certain that'd you'd be an awful person to have to be around.

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