Damn Bees

May 5, 2021 9:37 PM

Srajo101

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20,000 is a weak hive, you want 2-3x that many bees invading your privacy

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got to bee positive and look on the bright side, honey.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dude bees are friendly. My dads uncle was a bee keeper and we would go and pet them. You can do this too. They like it

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you are turning down 20,000 bee allies . A foolish declaration of self imposed independence for the oncoming killer wasp war

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I once had a landlord who kept 10+ hives on the property, I never had a problem with the bees. And all the honey you can eat!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v What a man...

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Oh yeah, and one last thing. There's 20,000 bees in the backyard. Happy move in! Ok bye.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to help keep bees. They seemed to remember that I brought them sugar water. They landed on me and bumped into me. I loved my bees.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Wasn't that a Black Mirror episode?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kind of, Hated in the Nation. Not really bees but tiny drones

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lil pussy...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh good, you picked up on the threat

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you want bees?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not? If you're innocent you should have nothing to fear. ARE YOU NOT INNOCENT, LIL JONSON?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bought a house that had 34 hives in the walls. Hired beekeeper, we put hives on the flat roof and got them out of walls. Not one sting in 7-

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

years! Bees are awesome! The chance to observe them up close really changed my mind about them.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Like the 20,000+ corporations that know your face, behavior and spending habits from the information they buy from the apps on your phone ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's actually pretty dope, I'd live there

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yeah me too. bees are rad

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You got a spot in Freeman's Mansion?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds awesome. Be an honorary member of a colony. Get saved by them during a home invasion

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, yes you do.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bee bros don't bother none. But you can watch the busy hives. Pretty mesmerizing usually - constant coming and going.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give them treats every 10am then take them on a trip to see if they get jetlag.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool! Plant flowers and stuff.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its too late, they know all now.

4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

They can smell fear.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

why would you not want that

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I'd like to see you try doing the reverse

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bees recognize faces? If anybody needs me, I'll be on Pluto.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What did you do?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he voted on who the bees get to burrow into.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't like insects. But i like what bees do. Having 20000 bees recognise me is also nice i guess. I don't have any friends.

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I’m your friend now. #totallynotabee

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I beelieve you. It's quite reelieeving. Having someone beefriend me.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

y no friends?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

cause they don't like insects

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't have any friends that i just hang out with. Work and class acquaintances, i have, but i don't see them outta that space.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Its more my fault. I feel alot of anxiety talking to people. Or even going to the shops. iusually go on 'auto' for those,not friend material

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thanks for asking

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This may seem weird, but you're not alone. Thanks for explaining. Offer a virtual hug in a box, to be opened or not at your discretion :)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0