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Nov 28, 2015 6:34 AM

kollette88

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Would he have won if he ran for President?

The one about the technology in a magical world, Magic: the gathering has a world called Ravnica which is basically an entire city (1/2)

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Goddammit. I have to leave for work in like two minutes. Why the fuck am I still on here?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every time I read a Tumblr dump, I have to pause between screen caps so my mind's voice can take a breath

10 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

*should have

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can just picture the whiny teenager who wrote the "I pay for your clothes" one. "Why did you even HAVE me if I can't pierce my nose? God!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Automne. Source: we have French as a course starting in elementary.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

idk man,my orthodontist just sort of popped the braces off with a plier. pretty sure you could manage that yourself in the apocalypse.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could probably make some money off of all these book ideas, I would call it "the tumblr chronicles" I'll be sure to send updates

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how when Cruella de Vil says she only wants a puppy coat, Jafar just pops into the conversation to add his two cents

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's from the musical Twisted, a parody of Wicked and Aladdin. I recommend it highly. You can watch it on Youtube!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to Alaska and went to mayor Stubbs' town and never met him. I was so sad. But I got a t-shirt, so I've got that going for me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually like some of these book ideas.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Imgur, the place where people who hate Tumblr browse Tumblr

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Tumblr is like having a stupid idea while you're stoned, and then being convinced it's actually brilliant. "What if all bears were ducks"1/2

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

2/2 and the rest of tumblr is like WRITE A BOOK. WRITE A FUCKING BOOK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

#15 & 16 really made me feel mind blown and it will never be the same for me again. I hope they make another movie about this. MY FEELINGS!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I turned 22 this year. I will report back after new years.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a French man, I didn't understand the Les Miserables joke until I read the comments.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg i live near the theatre stage one! Bregenz <3 They make some crazy ass Stages.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Normalized magic in a modern society? Someone PLEASE write a book like this. I would actually buy it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I litterally just threw my phone" bullshit. I litterally just closed my laptop" bullshit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fake prostitute one happens in Pratchett's "Monstrous Regiment".

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The normalized magic one is a book called "the case of the toxic spell dump"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Urban fantasy sells millions of books every year. Anyone who thinks it isn't a thing hasn't been inside a bookstore in twenty years or more.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for having a Ken M I haven't seen before

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Vampire rules seems very anti-Italian but pro-Canadian

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe because the first vampire was Canadian

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#9 I hate this because both can have 'purr' in them so the way it's written there makes it two different cat puns

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how all of the tumblr posts start as gifs so you can see the actual reaction gif, but then it gets reposted.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got hell really loved repunzal apologists might somehow be the most ridiculous tumblr thing I've read

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you want the vampire that doesnt know he's a vampire, then watch the lost boys

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if your soulmate was blind?

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That would be terrifying. How would you know you weren't you anymore? Until you actually touch yourself and find different dimensions...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if your soulmate was skydiving?

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What if your soulmate was in the middle of a battlefield? A soldier or some other dangerous/high risk profession?

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Then at least they would get 24hrs of being able to see.

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It would be a benefit from Fate in your case

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What if your soul mate was a displaced Nigerian prince frantically trying to give away his wealth

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Wish i could donate blood.. (So i would know how it would feels like being in someones boner )

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Ohhh I knew it was you Lucifer

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd rather just have their boner in me.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I donate every two weeks. It feels really weird. I get more boners.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you do that? Here it's only allowed to donate every 8 weeks.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I donate plasma. Your body recuperates within 24 hours, but the NZ blood service is really cautious. Whole blood is a 12-week wait.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think in the US you can donate plasma once a week. And you get paid! Because it's privatised.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Tumblr wrote a book, the only punctuation would be a single colon. The same odorous, annoying colon that shat that drivel out.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

It really bugs me how someone comes up with a really simple/basic "what if" scenario and everyone assumes it will make a great novel

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It probably would make a great novel... If it were written by a great writer.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What if someone reads this comment and thinks, "Wow, I should write a novel about the life of a commenter and their search for acceptance"?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just can't even.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Obligatory "YOU TWO WRITE A NOVEL RIGHT NOW, I WOULD READ THE HELL OUT OF THAT"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

in the books they talk about electronics fucking up around magic, it messes with electricity

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I've always thought magical fantasies didn't have tech because a "necessity is the mother of invention" kind of thing.

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But since magic isn't real anyway there's no reason someone else can't come along and write magic that can interact with technology

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Wouldn't this one be the entire Jim Butcher series? I mean, that's modern-day fantasy.

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The entire Urban Fantasy genre. There's tons of it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The books? You mean Harry Potter? It was more of a reference to all fantasy stories.

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Right, and in the wizarding world magic effects electronic devices, so these fantasy stories are wrong, stick to the main plot

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In the Marked series, that is not the case. They use cell phones and everything. Tranted, they're terrible books, but I digress...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Granted *

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the law of ONE fantasy universe, that doesn't mean it applies to ALL.

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Starting to realize why I was hanging on to the Harry Potter universe, because the to Twitter post before that or about Harry Potter 1/2

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I realize now that that one was pretty open ended 2/2

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