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Would he have won if he ran for President?
busdriverdan
The one about the technology in a magical world, Magic: the gathering has a world called Ravnica which is basically an entire city (1/2)
GunslingerGonzo
Goddammit. I have to leave for work in like two minutes. Why the fuck am I still on here?
WhoIsBob
Every time I read a Tumblr dump, I have to pause between screen caps so my mind's voice can take a breath
iwouldbesohappy
*should have
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I can just picture the whiny teenager who wrote the "I pay for your clothes" one. "Why did you even HAVE me if I can't pierce my nose? God!"
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
*Automne. Source: we have French as a course starting in elementary.
flipmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooode
idk man,my orthodontist just sort of popped the braces off with a plier. pretty sure you could manage that yourself in the apocalypse.
IAMSHERBERT
I could probably make some money off of all these book ideas, I would call it "the tumblr chronicles" I'll be sure to send updates
AJBatson
I love how when Cruella de Vil says she only wants a puppy coat, Jafar just pops into the conversation to add his two cents
thereisnopunchline
It's from the musical Twisted, a parody of Wicked and Aladdin. I recommend it highly. You can watch it on Youtube!
inalltheverse
I went to Alaska and went to mayor Stubbs' town and never met him. I was so sad. But I got a t-shirt, so I've got that going for me.
ashmenon
I actually like some of these book ideas.
SuriBoo
Imgur, the place where people who hate Tumblr browse Tumblr
IDoHeroinButSarcastically
Tumblr is like having a stupid idea while you're stoned, and then being convinced it's actually brilliant. "What if all bears were ducks"1/2
IDoHeroinButSarcastically
2/2 and the rest of tumblr is like WRITE A BOOK. WRITE A FUCKING BOOK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW
RaNdOmOrGaNiSaM
#15 & 16 really made me feel mind blown and it will never be the same for me again. I hope they make another movie about this. MY FEELINGS!
OddlyAussie
I turned 22 this year. I will report back after new years.
LujoFromLimouzi
As a French man, I didn't understand the Les Miserables joke until I read the comments.
MoonStruckFool
omg i live near the theatre stage one! Bregenz <3 They make some crazy ass Stages.
LittleMissPracticallyImperfect
Normalized magic in a modern society? Someone PLEASE write a book like this. I would actually buy it.
Fitchex
I litterally just threw my phone" bullshit. I litterally just closed my laptop" bullshit.
CarlosBandana
The fake prostitute one happens in Pratchett's "Monstrous Regiment".
MittyMagoo
The normalized magic one is a book called "the case of the toxic spell dump"
Rystefn
Urban fantasy sells millions of books every year. Anyone who thinks it isn't a thing hasn't been inside a bookstore in twenty years or more.
notactuallykoalafied
+1 for having a Ken M I haven't seen before
adamstuen
Vampire rules seems very anti-Italian but pro-Canadian
Anndrei258
Maybe because the first vampire was Canadian
Cersi2271
#9 I hate this because both can have 'purr' in them so the way it's written there makes it two different cat puns
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
I love how all of the tumblr posts start as gifs so you can see the actual reaction gif, but then it gets reposted.
runningjumps
Got hell really loved repunzal apologists might somehow be the most ridiculous tumblr thing I've read
MichaelJonasson
If you want the vampire that doesnt know he's a vampire, then watch the lost boys
Smallcage
What if your soulmate was blind?
BobotheButtClown
That would be terrifying. How would you know you weren't you anymore? Until you actually touch yourself and find different dimensions...
aguacatedeldiablo
What if your soulmate was skydiving?
SpecialContainmentProcedures
What if your soulmate was in the middle of a battlefield? A soldier or some other dangerous/high risk profession?
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Then at least they would get 24hrs of being able to see.
ASithInTraining
It would be a benefit from Fate in your case
TheSexInstructor
What if your soul mate was a displaced Nigerian prince frantically trying to give away his wealth
ThePowerOf42
Wish i could donate blood.. (So i would know how it would feels like being in someones boner )
ASithInTraining
Ohhh I knew it was you Lucifer
mordrul
I'd rather just have their boner in me.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
I donate every two weeks. It feels really weird. I get more boners.
dadstop
How do you do that? Here it's only allowed to donate every 8 weeks.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
I donate plasma. Your body recuperates within 24 hours, but the NZ blood service is really cautious. Whole blood is a 12-week wait.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
I think in the US you can donate plasma once a week. And you get paid! Because it's privatised.
WhoIsBob
If Tumblr wrote a book, the only punctuation would be a single colon. The same odorous, annoying colon that shat that drivel out.
CrystalEnigma
It really bugs me how someone comes up with a really simple/basic "what if" scenario and everyone assumes it will make a great novel
aguacatedeldiablo
It probably would make a great novel... If it were written by a great writer.
teslavsedison
What if someone reads this comment and thinks, "Wow, I should write a novel about the life of a commenter and their search for acceptance"?
LaBix
I just can't even.
CrystalEnigma
Obligatory "YOU TWO WRITE A NOVEL RIGHT NOW, I WOULD READ THE HELL OUT OF THAT"
AkoSuminoe
LivingDecomposition
I've always thought magical fantasies didn't have tech because a "necessity is the mother of invention" kind of thing.
notactuallykoalafied
But since magic isn't real anyway there's no reason someone else can't come along and write magic that can interact with technology
fangwulf
Wouldn't this one be the entire Jim Butcher series? I mean, that's modern-day fantasy.
Rystefn
The entire Urban Fantasy genre. There's tons of it.
kollette88
The books? You mean Harry Potter? It was more of a reference to all fantasy stories.
AkoSuminoe
Right, and in the wizarding world magic effects electronic devices, so these fantasy stories are wrong, stick to the main plot
quicktochuckle
In the Marked series, that is not the case. They use cell phones and everything. Tranted, they're terrible books, but I digress...
quicktochuckle
Granted *
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
That's the law of ONE fantasy universe, that doesn't mean it applies to ALL.
AkoSuminoe
Starting to realize why I was hanging on to the Harry Potter universe, because the to Twitter post before that or about Harry Potter 1/2
AkoSuminoe
I realize now that that one was pretty open ended 2/2