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Aug 17, 2020 7:45 AM
idrinkyourmilk
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https://imgur.com/gallery/9DhFfCd
Baggsy13
Wow, there's only five States left.
aflarge
First of all how dare you.
elect86
Please, don't drink my milk, thanks
ralphie84
Jokes on you I'm a Masshole
animus07
Suck it Massachusetts. Dick heads.
drchef1
Fun fact! Alaska is the Northern, eastern, and Western most state.
TheFingerGunsGuy
Hammerwell
How's living in Ellensburg? The Nature looks nice. Maybe not too hot?
nametobechosenlater
Idaho’s lower half is desert and upper half Rocky Mountain forests. It gets better as you go up, except it also gets more racist too.
Aimanfire
Hey, Wisconsin is pretty good though
keithtjr
Hey most of these are just slightly under Canada...
Sprinkleton
Thanks to Ontario, they're all also North of Canada
NauseousPanda
I want to live in North Dakota just because of Fargo
The3DPrintingPolak
I don't get the joke
astrangehop
They're at the "top" of the map.
ArcheoSpectre
*sigh*
10folds
Kurama99
Memory*
idrinkyourmilk
no Meme- ry. As in all of things pertaining to meme history.
Kurama99
Oh good! Lol.
ConstrictorX
I thought this was a depiction of all the new Canadian provinces about to join the dominion. Lol
canoliqueen
poolshark333
Why not Ohio and Pennsylvania?
idrinkyourmilk
Really? Need you ask
poolshark333
Technically PA and OH have a boundary with Canada. Wisconsin does not. https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/us-states-that-border-canada.html
cdelta
Now we need that done for a medieval-style map that puts the east at the top.
FlyingGiantElk
We only have a top 3. WA, NT, QLD. I’m in one of the bottom states.
DukeDarkwood
You say that, but aren't top and bottom reversed over there?
JennyIronTeeth
Level13
Is this the fly? Holy shit im old!
TheNihilistsParadoxicalWashingMachine
That's very Northern biased of you. Who says North is top ?
astrangehop
John Sylvester Maps, the inventor of the map.
adotsonauthor5
This took me entirely too long. I apologize.
thekeglad
Help a brother out
Lexodus
They are on top, above the rest. Therefore they are the top States
thekeglad
Jesus I’m an idiot
UserJace
I'd have done top 12 states by highest elevation personally.
DukeDarkwood
Would still include Alaska as supreme topmost of them all, just like this map does.
middleburgh
but when the earth's polarity reverses....?
Kbantar
Then finally the north pole of the magnet will point to the Earth's south magnetic pole. Opposites attract, dammit. ;)
GrandProtectorDark
Maps are euro-centric. The current up will stay up
DukeDarkwood
I'll show YOU Eurocentric! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Rotated_map_of_Europe.png
SclopioPeepio
If my calculations are correct, the planet will flip over flinging us all into the vacuum of space.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Will there still be dad jokes?
DukeDarkwood
Of course. They're not going to let gravity reversal keep them down.
UncleBeldin
Hey! Git away from Canada ?? eh!
nipplepanties
All y'all live near the southern border anyway
FKINGREENBEANS
HE OR SHE SAID GIT
PhDJaves
git add alaska washington idaho montana north-dakota minnesota wisconsin michigan new-york vermont new-hampshire maine
PhDJaves
git commit -am "Assimilating refugees - True North; Strong and free"
Luficer
Soooyster
Here in Michigan we don't want the cooties
sarracha
As a fellow Michigander, I disagree. Canadian cooties over Indiana/Ohio cooties any day. I ♡ you, Canada.
ilhares
.. You've got Detroit.
sarracha
It's so cold in the D..
Soooyster
From my work desk to Detroit is a 40' walk. I stare at 8 mile all day. Worrying about the cooties
PowerFordDr
Just don't sleep with anyone offering you a seringe full of marijuana.
IsaacNuetron
No joke, North Dakota is the best Dakota.
Vhyson
Well, when your competition is "Meth, we're on it" it's not much of a contest, is it?
DemonFluffer1000
What about Dakota Fanning?
astrangehop
Ok, all three are the same state then.
stinkbeaner
That's just because South Dakota doesn't exist
moonshadowkati
"North Dakota: We're not even the best Dakota!"
squintish
We should merge the Dakotas and add Puerto Rico.
IsaacNuetron
It just raises the *average* ...it doesn't make those places any better, except by association.
DemonFluffer1000
Dakota Rico sounds like a filthy pornstar.
LovesToSpooge517
MN here, I absolutely despise the Dakotas and everything about them including, especially, the people.
redstang1
Sounds like another bitter gofer hockey fan.
ChesterCopperpots
Montanan here. Couldn't agree more. We call the east side of Montana West Dakota. It's not a compliment
IsaacNuetron
SclopioPeepio
It's certainly the top Dakota
Kayback
Only if you're so stupid you think "north" is "up".
KurtHamster
I guess its Because of the maps...
Ikwilstroopwaffels
I bet you're a riot at parties.
drek666kred
Not sure why you’re getting down voted, it’s not hard to look it up, it’s all relative. “South-up map orientation” you aren’t wrong
Kayback
Because that's what happens sometimes :-)
SonOfKazar
You believe in *north*?
Kayback
Lol good point! However North does have a definition. Left of a person facing East. East is defined as the direction of sunrise at the>
Kayback
Solstice.
therealzerobot
Where does it say “up”?
Kayback
therealzerobot
Some “tops” are “down,” if you know what I mean
jakrabid
@idrinkyourmilk, they might be the top, but curious if you can depict which states are the right ones to live in.
ThatShiftyMonkey
.
meme2theextreme
https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings
Blackthorn74
I find the state of denial and ignorance is probably preferable right about now.
JCBalance
What about the State of Love and Trust?
grandpasonlylivingheir
I live in the state of confusion
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
Isn't the proper name The land of confusion though?
grandpasonlylivingheir
It’s by the state of misery.
JCBalance
ME, NH, MA, RI, CT, NJ, DE, VA, NC, SC, GA, FL
rrlyrae
maryland too.
lolzomg123
And Alaska on a world map. So far west it cycles back into being east.
EpiDots
But what states are left?
JCBalance
I wanted to leave NY out, but I guess if I included NHs coastline I gotta include NY
JCBalance
California is known to be very left.
LurkerOfDarkness
Not as left as HI, they're far left of all the other ones.
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DrInkDrinker
Depending on how you look at it they might be so far left they are right.
jakrabid
What is the consensus on US territories?
astrangehop
PR is cool, kwaj will give you cancer.
JCBalance
I'm for 'em
zebulorg
Much like my opinion on frilly toothpicks
JCBalance
Well then this club is formed
JCBalance
So Maine and New Hampshire are both the top states and the right states to live in.
jakrabid
And NY
Livingexistence
Yea, but what ones are left?
lolzomg123
AK, WA, OR, CA, AZ, TX, HI.