Every single time

Feb 1, 2017 6:40 AM

rellapdrella

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"Haha stupid crient ret that be a resson to you"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i work in IT and i cannot tell you how accurate this is

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Working in QA, can confirm

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Worked fine for me".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I work support at a software startup.... I think that means I'm the water.....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How accurate, that the developer didnt help the client.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Except the guys who made ARK... they want you to pay to fall off that board.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

User eror.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

never lean back going down a hill while locking your knees...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You're not getting paid until it's fixed." lol fmal

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

FMAL? Fuck my ass lol?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hahaha! No, fuck my actual life

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

As someone studying a degree in computing, this god worries me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's fair

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gif* damn you autocorrect.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except tester would have only tried it on flat, dry ground.

9 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 12

No, tester would have used a pole to long jump over the board.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've worked with crappy testers, then.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If a client can stumble onto a problem that easily, you are a crappy tester.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a tester: ohhh boy, you're so wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 5

Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a tester, saw halfway through it and use it to surf in a hurricane. Only to have the client somehow snap it in two on dry ground...

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

As a developer, this is the most accurate comment here

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Students to test it's if they can't break it it's a solid product

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

no client tries it over lava, which they specifically said they wouldn't ever do when we agreed to make it out of wood to meet the deadline

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

If client claims to *never* use it over lava, write a validation that prevents its use over lava.

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