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Raider2187
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DrSirSexyLegs
Considering every air mattress I've ever slept on has lost air to some extent in the middle of the night, absofuckinglutely not.
cbale2000
Alternatively, it could be a smart choice if you set it up on land in a flood-prone area and it happens to flood while you're sleeping.
semperknight
You can all laugh as much as you want imgurs, but I promise these things are going to be super popular with Florida's homeless in the coming years.
ScoobyDooku
Ah, a floating tent - great alternative for anyone who don’t drink alcohol but still like the idea of not knowing where they wake up.
Poestis
Death by mosquito fury..
AnonMasterRace
I was going to disagree but I see that window ain’t mesh. Oh no.
Spidey209
If my air bed is any indication, this is a very bad idea.
Nomestoo
Do remember where the car is?
DorkJedi
looks like a life raft to me.
carrot1sie
I have questions.... Such as, how do you get back to shore?
SteveTheEgg
Being close to water at night is just feeding the mosquitoes.
EltyJade
a cool old way to drown.
shyasen
From the thumbnail this looked like a port o potty.
Cervidaesigns
I mean technically if you squat off the side while floating...
Shaodyn
Wake up and perform that old morning ritual of saying "Where the hell am I?"
birdturglr
Where is this made for. I feel like there's an animal everywhere this could exist that makes this a bad idea.
DorkJedi
its a life raft from a sailboat or yacht.
birdturglr
Seems reasonable
StewedTomaters
Well.
justplainvanilla
CitizenPrime
The rapture
haroldmann
Plastic everywhere
mashimaro
So much havoc. Love it.
AbnormalSneeze
Melt festival?
thorinc
Man, what did these people do when they read the instructions for their tent and it said, "peg your tent to the ground"?
Sendmeyourdickphotos
Mhmm 😩
mieper3
and even if they did, it won't work until your dad plucks one of the cables like a guitar string and says"yeah that ain't going anywhere"
Cilvaa
Optimistic of you to think people read instructions..
JoshuaHarazin
Didn't.
bronsonmills9
Instructions unclear and now my butt hurts
SDgoldilocks
You think people READ?!
cokeysmurf
They googled "pegging."
keyblader1985
Pokegeologist
I've had morning winds hit so hard in Big Bend, Texas, my tent flipped with me asleep in it, about 80 lbs of gear, and the goundhog stakes did nothing.
Yupurineutah
I knew someone that ended up living on a raft on the Columbia Slough in Portland.
squeakyleeks
With the cost of living in Portland, I don't doubt that!
Blixthand
It’s not a bad idea per se if you have calm waters with no dangerous animals, but I’m no to sure on this model. Once saw a group of 20-somethings who’d built their own wooden raft with a permanent wooden cot in the middle that they were rafting down a canal on, which seemed super fun, if only I had any friends to attempt such a thing with
sandpirate
Loses air while you're asleep, you only wake up as the water touches your body, have to find you way out of your sleeping bag and find the tent zipper in the pitch black with mere seconds til you completely capsize.. sign me up!
MarkySpaceMagnet
The area where I go camping, is prone to flash floods, so win/win
AnOtterDisaster
ME2BNS12
Dutch camping
pauldegraaf
On festivals yes
owlcatsanctuary101
StewedTomaters
Lol, in what fantasy world is the surface of the water not TEEMING with aquatic insects, flying around, mating, feeding, etc? This time of year?
popeyeNL
It will get hot as hell in there
isetprettygirlsonfire
My ex and I did this on an air mattress. It was at best an iffy idea.
apoliticalpanda
Is that before or after you set her on fire?
isetprettygirlsonfire
Both, she loves fire and can be found in my posts
InfocalypseRising
To be fair it probably works better if neither of you is on fire
isetprettygirlsonfire
You would think
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
We’ve used air mattress lots of time. But just as floating hangout spots. Not trying to sleep on that.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Yeah, we didn't sleep on it. Once the wind kicked up, the tent was a sail
mycoffeeartjourney
Air mattress: for people who want to sleep on the ground, but not right away.
Swampplatapus
Ha
dralc42
My cousin once posted a photo where he and the family got to the lake house and like 30 water moccasins had decided his boat was a nice place to rest. Imagine waking up to that in the middle of a lake.
Verbalstunts
So you're not going to show it..
dralc42
No, sorry. This was on Facebook maybe a year ago and I’m too lazy to go look it up
Zombieemperor
I would gladly try this in a pool
duktayp
squeakyleeks
Thanks for the nightmares
AngurProne
What is this from?
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
Based on the guy that grabs her I believe it had to have been from one of the The Hills Has Eyes movies.
DeusExSpockina
This is the end of the original Jason movie.
Deathcameawienering
Friday the 13th FTW
Wikipedo
The 6 o'clock news
semperknight
I'm not sure of the movie title, but I'm positive that's Gary Busey coming out of the water. So search his IMDB.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Sleepless In Seattle
Mechwarrior719
Go camping in that in the everglades or the Louisiana bayou. You might wake up as breakfast
TheFoothillThatStrides
A breakfast crunch wrap.
ExaDeuce
And not for a gator
Billy2sweet
Really? This whole time I just thought I was a little snack.
adiving
I think it's more for countries like here, where the only dangerous animal around is a human.
Frogfox
Where is here for you?
adiving
Netherlands
dancemontec
Or go camping on lake superior and wake up on board the Edmund Fitzgerald
inevermadeone
PalaverQuader
lol. breakfast is only up until 9! gotta be done by then.
keillrandor
You can sure get lost in the Louisiana bayou...
TrueNorthernLights
To be fair, I feel that's a possibility anytime you go camping in the Everglades or Louisiana bayou, regardless of what tent you use.
Marsmallowmancer
*you might wake up
MetalPsychologist
There’s a chance you might NOT end up as breakfast. Instead you’ll be a midnight snack.
ohfudgecicles
https://www.nps.gov/ever/planyourvisit/wildernesscamp.htm It's already something you can do through the National Park Service...
TChallaVanDam
Fuck it, I want to.
donkeystothecastle
A crocodile pile
Praethius
Well, at least it has a nice ring to it
justajumptotheleftandasteptotheright
New meaning to Breakfast in Bed
Yizelin
A new take on breakfast in bed...
CaldariBob
The woods everywhere else, too... bears swim!
dohcohv
Also water moccasins...
Canigetbannedagain2
Camping is in tents...
qyrriqat
"I know where I want to sleep when we go camping," Tom said intently.
Mechwarrior719
And making love in this one would be like drinking really weak coffee.
FrozenMojo
Weird analogy. I like it
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Old joke. Like drinking Bud Light, fucking close to water.
16bitStarbuck
Ohhh
Canigetbannedagain2
That's "having sex on a canoe and bud light"