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About 4 days before the accident, looking like my normal self
(Original post for context: http://imgur.com/a/dAnYl )
Right after the accident while hopped up on drugs in the ER. I took a decent amount of photos because my parents are in another state and they wanted reassurance that I was okay.
About 6 hours after the accident, starting to swell a little bit
BOOM. Next day, completely swollen face. My eye was swollen shut for 3 days
About 5 days after the accident
About 9 days after the accident, pretty colors! My boyfriend's little brother was convinced I just painted my face like that....
2 weeks later, still a little bruised
Annd the photo you've already seen. About 2 days ago (my eye still looks pretty much the same)
moistpoptart
Notice the crosses in the mirror...
NationalGeographical
@OP You're still hot. Hopefully it clears up.
mossom
FIXED
strapp
10/10 would still bang
Lynexia
That's cool
hedgiemomm
HoeSkank
At least you were smart enough to keep your seatbelt on. It's a good thing that's all you got. Happy you're okay
ShawnEPIC
..okay. you had a bloodshot eye one time. cool.
yeahrightbro
yay even more reasons for you to share selfies
D34DBUNNIE
She's a half breed ghoul!!!
GeneCode
Hellow there Azazella.
LemonFanta
Azazel.
Worble
Scrolling down in ignorance not reading the context, getting annoyed at selfie and WTF HAPPENED TO HER EYE!
BreenW
My friend had low speed collision. Her nose was literally wiped off her face by airbag. Years of surgery. Down side in 10-20 mph collisions.
LemonFanta
"The accident"?
SoulN8
I know you went through a lot of pain and I empathize, but that looks really cool.
MinkyPaypay
How do you have a swollen and bruised face and still look adorable!? I do a minor amount of work and look like a wet gargoyle
Beartornado
Underrated post. OP is definitely still some sort of supernatural creature to look that good even while injured.
dangerkitty
Don't knock wet gargoyles. Demona was confusing as a kid.
Cutfirehose
+1 for the guffaw of the week!
GreasyTupperware
I like how you have a picture of of you and your bf to ward off all the creepy dudes...but that's enough now.
Distwitch
Don't care. Still pretty!
puffyjacket69
But what she doesn't realize is... that's my fetish...
amadteaparty81
That's ok, she looks like the kinda girl that could use 2 (kidding)
thatrat
Omg stop
RunsAwayShriekingManiacally
I've had a busted blood vessel in my left eye twice. Anytime someone was close enough, I'd take off my sunglasses and watch em freak out. :)
ThaGary
this was me in 7th grade
askjeeves13
Oh no! How long did it take to heal??
ThaGary
a few months but I shattered my orbit and had to get a fake bone thing put in to help it heal
Inja
It never did, you'll be a hot half blooded demon for rest of your life. Couple of weeks. I think its cool. imagine people you can scare
zma123456
Get well better soon op! And I'm glad the accident was not life threatening. Stay safe on the road people.
williagr
Had a buddy get one of these in college... for puking too hard after drinking all night. It was awesome.
IFNg
Whoa. Ever hear heard of a Mallory-Weiss tear? Happens from that precisely in young males
pablo1669
I hope you made that sandwich the 2nd time he asked you
ParalysisOfWill
This is so wrong I had to give you an upvote to restore karmic balance
theartofselfdefense
I knew a guy once who got something similar as a result of a BMX bike crash. It looks crazy but really that's the extent of the damage.
BoshoThePirate
This is someone's fetish
kingj07
SLAANESHonNSFWposts
There was no accident, it just turns out she's half (insert random Naruto family, they all have fucked up eyes).
TrimBlood
she is turning into Kakashi senpai
ChrisCrayon
You get those eyes from killing an uncle/aunt
ALoneTenno
Duh. Why do you think she got it AFTER the wreck?
HumanCapybara
Uchiha!
TheMARSK
All she needs to do now is kill the one closest to her and gain the Mangekyou Sharingan :D
magnusdarkforce
What do you think she was trying to do? You think that "accident" was not planned?
TheMARSK
Touche XD
27yoUGLYvirgin
What is a Naruto family?
GodTurkey
One of the many different families/groups of people in the anime Naruto just maybe?
27yoUGLYvirgin
Just maybe not everyone knows what that is, just maybe?
GodTurkey
"Naruto Family" self explanatory
27yoUGLYvirgin
How is a random name self explanatory?
SuperPickle17
Op just admit it, you done this to yourself, so you had an excuse to post selfies on imgur
NotCaringIfItHappenedOrNot
Is your vision impacted?
Downvotemepussy
.......her eye was.....impacted....I'll show myself out
gayducks
Not since the accident
ImJustaSillyCracker
No, but this was
IFNg
no. It is the one who impacts. #heisenbergpneumatics
ImJustaSillyCracker
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-66132-chris-pratt-who-give-a-fuck-gi-hExy.gif
ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
Not since the accident...Oh wait!
TheMARSK
She has stated that her vision is not impacted.
NotCaringIfItHappenedOrNot
Dude I can't read. You're picking on a dyslexic person.
TheMARSK
I'm not picking on you. I apologise if I've made you think I am.
NotCaringIfItHappenedOrNot
I would accept your aplogy, but I can't read it.
NeedSomebodyToLove
Subconjunctival hemorrhage, does not affect vision, lasts 2-3 weeks while body absorbs the blood, had one once, we called it my doom eye
TheAmazingMursenary
Now you're speaking my language.
Turbokill
I've had this same condition, but it looked nowhere near as bad as hers. Only half of my eye, but it took a little over a month to go away.
notrelivantatall
Damnit I was gonna say that
zdarlights
I had it once and they called me red eye moody
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Mine: /a/55rgq I paid a surgeon to do it, among other things.
Roserapaine
I had a little girl come through my line once while I was working and she had double doom eye. I told her she should pretend to be a zombie!
Miltinhow
Got that, had recently been on a consert. Bought sharingan eye lense. Popped in on when nobody noticed. Profit. scared everyone in school!
SpicyStewedDonuts
Got blackout drunk and had it happen in both eyes. I wore sunglasses to hide it at work to avoid answering the same question and so I 1/2
SpicyStewedDonuts
2/2 could scare the shit out of kids that caused problems at the store.
diarmuidmurray
Most informative, love that shit.
FermentedCrabSirDavos
pushedtothemax
Hey I did this last night while I was vomiting.....
MindTheBeard
I got food poisoning once and have tremendous core strength. Vomiting caused hemorrhages in both eyes, my cheeks, and forehead.
pleaseletthisonework
My dad gets this occasionally (when blood thinners are overdone) out of the blue. Def wicked looking but apparently doesn't hurt.
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
My boyfriend had one after a bad accident. He lost 6 teeth, broken nose. His evil eye lasted for 6 months.
EyesOfThousand
I've had that in both eyes at once. Barely any white to see.
askjeeves13
How long did it take to heal?
MindTheBeard
I was 2 weeks for bilateral hemorrhaging.
MindTheBeard
But there are some dark spots. Scars, if you will.
EyesOfThousand
Just under a month I think. Hasn't happened again since.
youcantproveit
I had it in both eyes the same. Took 4 weeks. Looked so cool, but was very unpleasant to get lol.
ArchibaldFooster
Should've called it Sauron.
TheSaucyCrumpet
I carried that nickname for about three years of secondary school because of one of these.
Extrava
OP is female, use Shauron instead.
SmertNSpecial
To avoid offending people, we use Xauron
ArchibaldFooster
In Mordor, the lord of all that is evil resides. SHAURON!
Vercci
BathroomHumor
I was pegged in the eye by a tennis ball when the teacher left the room. It was an accident but i called it the Darth Maul eye.
hippocampus
also called Hyposphagma, sounds prettier und not so brutal
MisterHead
doom eye face look funny to you?
scalero97
And it looks like pretty fucking awesome
ttobo22
I just had a retinal detachment surgery and my eye was blood red for about 6 weeks afterwards
Nntropy
Reference to Shadow the Hedgehog?
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
Happened to me a couple times. Once, when I was a kid, and chipped my two front teeth (which looked like pointy teeth) Was called a vampire.
IveGotJustTheThingForYou
I've had it in both eyes. Due to massive amount of retching. I looked like the devil and no one could meet my eyes. EPIC TIME!
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
Had this from a choke in submission wrestling, still managed to win the bout when I escaped. Just looked like a drug addict for a few weeks!
RandAIFlagg
what accident?
Stevesdale
she had an instant boner
codylishush
She tried sacrificing her blood to Satan. Turns out there's a reason why he only takes virgins.
JaredKidd
Airbag caused it.
codedangerous
She can't talk about it. Not since the accident.
MacThunderfart
igotthatreference.gif
baronridiculous
Fire Nation attacked.
Tyrinn
She "walked into a wall"
SpecialProjectY
Reverse, quadriple, upside down blowjob.
ToolBags
She fell..... Fell into her boyfriends fist
Neomamay
Is that supposed to be funny? Or nasty? Cause that's just stupid.
ToolBags
Welcome to the Internet
AndSoAdInfinitum
'I have no better justification for the thing I said, so now that aomeone has challenged me I'll pretend it's their fault!'
RetardAIert
She didn't listen.
RackhamTheRed
so now we talk about that?
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RandAIFlagg
Ah, car accident? Glad the worst you're coming away with is some bruising and a mild case of demonic possession, then!
TheHolmberg
Can we get the deets on the accident?
MaybeYouveBeenShadowBannedToo
Texting while driving
Sherlock89
OP, strangely enough I just met a coworker whose gf has the same injury. I though imgur was leaking into real life. Unless you are in PA.
imayormaynotbegroot
pic of car?
gldstr
I'd rather see that too
soule17
Lol that still doesn't answer the question.
gweblurker
Next time maybe just make the sammich.
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
Hate fucking pregnancy?
ThumbDunkTheDirtstar
accidentally spoke back to her b/f apparently.
FireatWill
What do you tell a woman with a black eye?
SchmifSchmurphinWippenFlanYen
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, somebody already told her twice.
nousernameisirrelevant
Lol... I love dark humor
Stevesdale
this whole post was a hidden message
Arr0gantExp3rt7
We have to steal the declaration of independence
bun00b
When life gives you lemons, you rub them on the declaration of independence I guess
Ecchinacea
If applying acid to your historical documents doesn't help, remember to expose them to high temperatures and humidity. Sure fix every-time.
askjeeves13
https://imgur.com/suyEaRv Its not letting me add another photo at the moment but here's the car after the crash
LoudredBragg
The fcc won't let her be
Rasdwatrium
It's lupus.
killerkoalabear
House, pls
Stuebydoo
You got some motherfucking Disney Princess hair +1
Cicirawr
Glad you're okay, @op!
Roqinn
It'll buff right out! No problem! =D Glad you're ok!
Zalkaholic
Looks dope tbh. The eye. Not so much the car. My brother almost died in a car, well did but isn't anymore. It's always nice to see survivors
erischilde
Jesus. We're happy you're OK op. Eyeball is metal af.
rimehoarfrost
Glad you're ok!
RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli
1. Good to see you made it out of that accident without too many injuries. 2. Your eye is METAL AS FUCK!
Zoroasterisk
Airbags. Not even once.
HereIsYourOrangeSherbert
well, if you have to do something, make sure you do it well. But seriously, glad you are okay and getting better.
TheBrownstain
ouch atleast you are ok +1
IForgotMyOldAccountsPassword
Did you die?
tzcheezyP
Sadly, yes. Fortunately, the demons have allowed her to keep her human eye for awhile as she adjusts.
textingname
That looks similar to what happened to my Avalon. Jeez I guess I got off easy. I loved that car. Were you going about 40?
charliefcksyou
Shinigami Eyes!!!!
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
I'm so thankful you weren't injured any worse. I know I'm a stranger, but in medicine, you see a lot of really bad- i'm glad you're safe.
TheIncrediblePirate
Everything is bigger in Texas, like your cheek after the accident!
TheIncrediblePirate
Think my eye is red? You should see the car!
TheIncrediblePirate
I suck at this
TexasBaconMan
Hello fellow Texan
Bookums
Represent!
TexasBaconMan
word!
Conflict
Your Rav was just making sure you didn't forget it by making your eye match its paint.
Waffurur
Wow seeing the car i drive in a wreck is kinda surreal
Shimobe
#4 Awww... poor little chipmunk! Glad you're okay. :)
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
Hello, neighbor! (Fellow Texan)
cookseancook
she ded
Feanor19
Was it the airbag itself or your hand from the airbag? My drivers Ed guy said that the majority of facial injuries are by your own hand
jesuisgur
What happens when you are wearing glasses and the airbags hits you ?
Feanor19
Glasses shaped bruising? The lenses are made much stronger than the frame. They wouldn't shatter if that was your worry
badspyro
She said in a previous post she was riding shotgun, so I'd guess it was the airbag its self.
Feanor19
Basically punching yourself. Hence the recommended 10/2 wheel holding. Not that I do it. Just curious
Cal1te
Actually 9-3 is recommended in modern cars. 10-2 is a very old and outdated practice which is being phased out in most places.
Imghurrr
10 and 2 would be pretty awkward
pgdave
7-4, comfortable and faster reflexes if you need to swerve. If you have to fully turn, just shift your hands up.
Feanor19
My '07 car has the grips at 10 and 2 and that's what my driver Ed instructor said back in '05 so I went with that. Heard both though
BaWitda
10 and 2 is for cars without power steering. Otherwise, you can't turn as easily. 9-3 is better if you have power steering.
LuckyBlackCat8
I'd heard that they changed the recommended hand positions because people kept breaking their wrists on the ceiling when the airbag deployed
Cal1te
Pretty much. Also with power steering the need to grip the wheel 10-2 became less necessary
Nuttburger
Actually it's reccomended driving with your feet
Imghurrr
Yeah that's the latest revision
Shelby306
I heard that you're supposed to just use your knees. So you can text and eat.
Thetacovendor
I just rock out the noon hand
MyNamesMace
I'm too cool for noon. Only midnight for us bad boys
Tofubutton
Haha, made me laugh a lil
Cal1te
Nah man, one arm at 8...ish, the other hanging out the window. It is summer afterall.